What is the best Police Squad joke?

>I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith

>>86115224
I dont get it

>>86116400
He took a bite out of the banana.
Then Dreben told him there was something on the side of his mouth.
Normally we'd interpret that as either the left or right side of the mouth, but the guy interpreted as outside or inside. Since he had a bite of banana inside his mouth, it falls out when he tries to get rid of that 'something'.

>>86116529
I was confused by the plastic sound.

>>86116529
I thought the joke was simply that because he was so big the "something" on the side of his face was comically larger than you would expect

>>86115224
>Cigarette?
>Yes, it is.

>mug file
>working around the clock
>Club Rightaway

>not Japanese Garden
https://youtu.be/y6UNUOwOLD4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUx1i38Rco8

I always liked the shoeshine boy information bits

>look out he's got a knife
>look out he's got a club
>look out he's got herpes

>>86116298
this 100%

OJ

>>86115224
>who are you and how did you get hear?!?!?
>I'm the locksmith and I'm a locksmith
will never not be funny
The TV show was a gem

>>86116927
This is what the joke is. Not "inside or outside"

>>86115224
I was watching an episode once and they always say the title of the episode at the beginning. Well the episode was called, The Butler did It, then at the end the it turned out the the butler actually did it. I found that to be hilarious

>>86115224
The bookie's shooting reenactment where they just shoot all those investigators

>>86116298
Was going to post this so I'll go with the toe truck

>we think we know Howie did it

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>>86115224
Always gets me in a better mood no matter how shit the day was.

> My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There’d been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty min

>>86119464
>My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad
Actually this one line, in every episode, is probably the funniest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLVXgs5BS-M

>the fucking lawnmower

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hhhhng

>>86120813
> Is this a bust?

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THE BROKEN PROMISE

>>86115224
is this on amazon or netflix?

>>86120671
>celebrating the catch and almost spiking the baby
Fucking hell I lost it.

>and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln

>>86124133
I always felt that joke was too 'holds up spork' even for this series

>>86123100
It's on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrjoK4fAAgA
>Well...

>>86115224
>"I only shot Once"
>"But Twice was the hold up man"
>"then I guess I did shoot Twice"
>"So now your changing your story?"

>>86119200
Howie couldn't have done it, he hasnt been in for weeks

How the fuck did Nielsen looked the same for almost 40 years, He reached the white hair point and just stopped aging there

>>86126038

do not overwork you facial muscles keep them relaxed. you do this by not changing facial expressions.