Why doesn't Adam Sandler launch his own cinematic universe? He could start it off as a massive crossover movie where he plays all of his characters and they have to unite to defeat a Rotten Tomatoes critic or something. I have an idea of how they can roll it out
>Phase 1
Sandlers United - this movie stars classic Sandler characters like Bobby Boucher, Happy Gilmore, Mr Deeds, and Little Nicky
Rob Schneider Reloaded - this movie will have a few Rob Schneider characters like The Animal and The Hot Chick, at the end of the movie Mr. Deeds shows up to recruit the Schneiders into the Happy Madison initiative
>Phase 2
a solo Kevin James movie and then he shows up to help the Schneiders and Sandlers in Sandlers United 2: Box Office Bomb
>Phase 3
More obscure Sandler characters join the roster, maybe Jack and Jill and The Zohan, Eddy Murphy gets a cameo in Sandlers United 3
I think Sony is the best studio to tackle this project
Real adam died years ago. 2010s adam is just CGI, so this wouldnt be that hard to pull off
I snickered
>>86110317
>where he plays all of his characters
Bam. There's the problem. Look how little of a shit he gave playing off himself in Jack and Jill. Imagine that times five. He just doesn't give enough of a shit.
>>86110317
I like it.
>>86110317
Never pictured Airheads as being an adam sandler flick.
>>86110317
>no Punch Drunk Love
literally his best film
>>86110317
Farmer Fran appears in Water Boy and Joe Dirt.
We're already partway there.
>not the seth rogen universe.
>>86110317
Who will Eddy Murphy be portraying, Pluto Nash or Norbit?
Breaking news : Adam Sandler removes Movies from Netflix. To start own streaming service.
His movies are connected. Pleb.
>>86111517
what kind of jew complains about a homemade skating rink?