Is /tv/ looking forward to Woody Allen's new film?

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>>86102671
>Elle is now his
Who's next?

>>86102671
So who did the more depraved shit to get a role on this film?

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>>86102827
Elle is the most talented actress of her generation

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>>86102671
woody and selena

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>>86102671
OH BABY

I always felt like Kiernan Shipka would fit right in in a Woody Allen movie.

too bad all the action in woody allen movies happen when the camera is not rolling
or may be it is?!
get on it fappening hackers known as 4chan!

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HIM?!?

>>86102863

>what a good little gagger.

t. pervert

>>86102671
woody really is /ourguy/

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>>86103584
DELET

awesome! I hope elle has multiple intimate interracial relationships !

>>86104314
Woody doesn't cast black people

>>86104456
elle is going to have a black baby !

>>86103705

im not a pervert. I think Elle is apure girl.

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>>86104540
she's probably still a virgin

>a known pedophile and friend of Roman Polanski hires a bunch of young actors with childish faces for his next movie

I'm shocked

>>86104579

well i know girl who watch porn but still virgins.

Elle is like those girls.

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>>86104624
She only watches kino

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>Selena Gomez

>>86104613
>being this bluepilled


i hope a woman also ruins your life, kid.

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elle is pu---

>>86104706

well... BLACKED IS KINO

my friend..

na, woody allen is a child abuser, should be in jail

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elle is a virg---

anons who like ellie have terrible taste

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elle is a good gir---

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i would have gone for Selena and Kaitlyn Denver or maybe Ella Purnell

>>86105518
Kaitlyn Dever seems like she's a good person.

>>86104903
Is asap rocky a manlet?

>>86104985
wtf it looks like someone skewed her face in the sm64 load screen

>>86105889
10/10

Would listen to The Cure with

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>>86105573
Does she get blacked in Detroit?

>>86102671
So many great female actors ignoring the lies, it's so encouraging.

>>86102671
God, what is wrong with lefts face?

>>86104613
>friend of Roman Polanski
Doubt they've ever met.

>>86106078
It's so beautiful that your mind is blanking out some of its frequencies, like when HD stuff is shown on SD monitors.

>>86106078
elle is so overrated

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>>86106078
it's perfect

>>86104731
I think Woody is now casting people his kids like. He never really had a family of his own before now, remember, just helped raise Mia Farrow's - and apparently was a totally ignored cuck. Now he has kids of his own with Soon-Yi, he may even end up helming capeshit if his kids get into that.

>>86106163
True. She's the successor to Lilian Gish.

>>86106308
*Lillian

>>86106247
I want to kiss her freckled shoulders.

>>86106247
WHO IS THE GODDESS ON THE LEFT?!

>>86106486
Kaitlyn Dever. She was in Justified, and the Tim Allen show that ABC canceled. She was in two critically acclaimed independent films in 2014 or 15, but dropped off the face of the earth after that.

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>>86102671
i want it now

is this the movie which transforms our selena into a serious respected actor?

>>86106557
I MEANT LEFT
THE BLONDE ONE
MY MISTAKE
SORRY

>>86106618
Man, you keep fucking it up.

>>86106645
FUCKING WHAT UP?
PLS
JUST GIVE NAME OF BLONDE QT
THANKS

>>86106674
Elle Fanning.

>>86106618
>>86106674
Gilly from GOT

>>86106277
What would a Woody Allen capeshit look like. I think it would be a western version of majou shojo.

>>86106163
Z'dar tier

Midnight in Paris is a classic

>>86107202
>Doesn't mention his actual classics like Annie Hall, Manhattan and Hannah and Her Sisters
Underage. Midnight is still great tho

>>86107202
Owen Wilson was inspired casting

I don't know much about Woody Allen, tell me more about his sexual escapades /tv/

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>>86104985

>>86107423
He's making films now that correct a lot of the flaws of his earlier ones, that's the amazing thing, he's still growing.

>>86107526
symmetry is boring tho
if you went outside you would realize tons of people have crooked faces and no one cares

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>>86107526
ljhdfsmeh

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Oh boy, it seems the strategy of going without underwear to "casting" appointments is working good.

>>86108016
I want to worship her cute boobs.

>>86108016
It's her talent. She's a good, interesting looking actress. The way you guys have to shit on the talent of any woman you fap to is "girls SMELL"-tier, desu. Get yourselves laid.

So let me guess, a neurotic Jew gets involved with a girl far too young for him? Did I get it?

>>86108103
only a slut would dress like that, there is no justification for it.

>>86108190
No, I think the twink will be the one to get with Elle.

>>86108016
thinking she would go to a casting wearing that...
this is simply a pre planned paparazzi shoot/soft core wank material for men to oogle at

>>86108103
you can see her fucking pale mammal glands out there, and no, it's not a casual day, she's holding goddamn scripts so yeah, she's going directly to that coasting couch

Any thirst-inducing pretzels involved?

>>86108190
He hasn't made a film with that plot in about a quarter of a century.

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>>86102671
>fanning and gomez are friends with a thing for allen
>chalamet is an orbitor
>allen is dismayed that to young girls would want his jew money I mean like him
>allen chooses gomez because lbfm
>fanning settles for the orbitor

>>86108245
gay

>>86108245
It doesn't need a justification, and even if she was sexually available to all her directors, she'd still be talented, as the evidence of her work shows.

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>>86106163
>ywn the literally perfect body just beyond the frame

is there any info on the story yet

>>86108499
Again, he hasn't involved himself a romantic plot for a long time in his movies, he doesn't need wish-fulfillment fantasies.

>>86108245
stop trying to control how other human beings dress you fucking loser
she is an adult she can wear what ever she wants
its 2017

>>86108354
see >>86108603

>>86108706
why don't you better direct me at your fumblr?

>>86108731
Make an effort you weakling.

she is average as fuck lads come on

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Shut the fuck up faggots!!!!!
Elle is pure! PURE!!

below average actually
is she the millennial tilda swinton

>>86108016
>Brownish nipples
I knew she was perfect but fuck she got even better

>>86108016

Omg, dropped, pure my ass

>>86105653
he's 5'11". plus she's in heels

>>86102671
>"OWH ELLE, YA LIL PWUSSHY FEELS SHWO GOOD OWN MY JOWNSON. OWH BACK DAT LIL PWUSSHY UP ON MY JOWWWNNSON LIL ELLE. YOO REMIND ME OF MWY LIL DAWWWDAH, SUCH A SHWEET LIL PWUSSSSHHHY"

Woody Allen, dressing room of new film ~ 2017

apparently selena is a big coke head
would make sense her and the weeknd dating

>>86104456
Chiwetel Ejiofor was in one of his movies, I think.

>>86109095
he's British tho

>>86108652
True true he has been more of a pimp since he's gotten together with his adopted daughter

>>86108477
Well, it is about to happen again. Screen cap it.

>>86103035
I hope not. She's too good of an actress to end up in a pedophile's shitshow

>>86104613
Who knows how many great movies we missed out on because of faggots like you

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>>86109788
I think Woody's got at least one more masterpiece in him. Kiki could be the Diane Keaton of this generation. Hopefully without her having sex with her.

>>86106163
I think she's overrated but whatever floats your boat pal

I always get Woody Allen confused with Andy Warhol

>>86108499
GOLD
DUSKY
CHOCOLATE
QUEEN
AND THE ELFSLUT

>>86110105
they're both edgy hacks who are absolute shit so that makes sense

only redeeming thing for warhol is he got the velvet underground going

>>86109503
It's not, though. If you could see past the memeing, he's got a sense of craft, whenever he uses himself an actor, he always chooses a role that suits him, he's not still chasing after young women.

>>86109324
She wasn't his adopted daughter. This is Leno-tier hackery on your part.

>>86110225
>I'm out of my depth when words have more than two syllables!

>>86102671
>elle fanning AND selena gomez
fuck no. i fucking hate both of them, both their looks and '''acting'''