hahahahahahahaha!!! can you imagine? hahahahahahahaha!!! kill me

>>86094109
I know right ?
Hahahahahah

34 year old virgin here

i'm sick of all this virgin shaming in the media there is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

This movie isn't about a 40 year old virgin, it's about teenagers played by 40 year olds.

>sequel of 40 year-old virgin
>carrel's character is now a trump voter who goes on /pol/ and watches anime
>in this version he can't get laid by the end of the movie
>starred by stephen colbert

>>86094186
How does this happen?

Genuinely curious. Did you not have a social life at all during high school/college?

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I was born with a couple of birth defects I was really sensitive about (one on my dick), so as a teen I never acted on female attention and stayed away from girls generally. I didn't want to disappoint them, and I didn't want to get hurt. By the time I had my defects operated on in my early '30s, I'd missed everything, and I never caught up.

You are actually pathetic if you're a virgin past 19 (and thats pushing it)
Stop watching anime and sort yourself out

>>86094757
It happens a lot more than people think. Some people have no sexual life at all.

>>86096100
no

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>>86096100
rape is bad