Best Austin Powers moment?

>>86093699
worth watching or is it reddit humor?

>>86093848
Both :^)

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I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLD

>>86093848
the first 2 are some of the funniest movies in the last 50 years

>Austin Powers 4 never

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>>86093848
What is your problem?

>>86093956

Orange Sherbet

>>86093848
Reddit didn't exist when these movies came out thank god. I'm glad I was alive then.

Classic comedy. I still laugh when I rewatch.

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Everyone who actually likes Austin Powers has shit taste and should consider pic related

>>86093699
shit,...ok let's just go with what we normally do, hijack a nuclear weapon and hold the world hostage hmmokay yeah...

the one where he goes 'shagedelic baby, yeah!'

>that sort of thing is my back, baby

pretty much any scene with dr evil and scotty
https://youtu.be/fK8mneO8yvU

>>86094206
t. millennial

You should have been aborted.

Do you like your quasi futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.
What? Are you feeding him?

This monologue:
>Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

>>86093699

Hard Knock Life, nigger

>>86094719

>My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets

Everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPQe49oyhE

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>>86093897
ty

>>86093699
When Beyonce showed up on screen as Beyonce and sank the whole shit series.

>>86095038
this what the fuck were they thinking

>Well, it turns out Vanessa was a fembot.
>Yes... we knew all along, sadly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WP9xzRRUCA

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>>86093699
Was it rape?

>>86095433
why won't you die

>>86095220
i dont get this at all and i have watched it
how would he have known?

>>86095900
It's a joke.

>>86096033
youre a joke

Which song was best?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1cRTW9AGVo

Opening is kino.

Michael Myers is unfunny as fuck but it's the only movies where he manages to be good

>>86096033
yeah but i dont get the joke

>>86096376
What about Shrek?

>>86096441
Voice acting doesn't count, meme acting is where the talent's at

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>>86096376

>>86096376
I liked him in the Halloween films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkZzEAi_2U

>>86093848
The humor is kind of similar to The Naked Gun, Airplane, etc.

>>86094719
>My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

This is true comedic gold.

>shat on a turtle

>>86094007
>last 50 years
how old are you, gramps?

>>86096382
The joke is that Austin's bosses knew all along that Vanessa was a fembot and didn't tell him, because they're an amoral spy organization. Don't try to make sense out of it.

I always got a kick out of the scene when he was trying to do a K turn in the tiny hallway. That and when the guard is screaming at the bulldozer like 50 ft away going 1 mph

>>86093848
Underage fucker you're not fucking welcome in this place

>>86097004
but did they actually know or were they just having a bubble?

I watched the first one and I probably should watch the rest of them.There were lots of hilarious stuff that I didn't remember at all, like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-s_GnUNBw

>>86097185
K turn? Oh you mean a three point turn, you worthless fucking faggot

>>86097454
no. this guy doesnt know what hes talking about.

bond films did this a lot to not make a big deal out of what happened in the last film

>>86097590
that makes sense as theyre basically just parodies of bond films

>>86097550
That was mean

>>86097004
Really? Felt more to me they just wanted the silliest way to write her out of the story so Austin could continue comedically shagging babes. It'a a parody of how Bond girls never go past 1 film.

>>86093699
My favourite parts were always Dr. Evil's interactions with Scott.

Except for the zip it shit that was shitty after the first 5 seconds.

>If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and whack him when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

>>86098434
>Who does number two work for?
>You need more fiber in your diet buddy!

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Kino

>>86097004
i always thought it was a joke about her being a guy and how they all knew

>>86093699
movie 2 opening montage of dicks

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>tfw watching this scene and Titanic as a kid
1997 was a good year

>>86098671
m-moar

I havent watched these in so long, do they hold up?

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>Number 2: Hit me.
>Dealer: You have 17, sir.
>Number 2: I like to live dangerously.
>Dealer: *deals a 4* 21, very good sir.
>Dealer: *turns to Austin* Five, sir.
>Austin: I'll stay.
>Dealer: ...I suggest you hit, sir.
>Austin: I also like to live dangerously.
>Dealer: 21 beats your 5. I'm sorry, sir.

>>86098860
First one is comfy kino
second one is a lot of recycled bits, but still pretty good. also dat heather graham
third one has a couple laughs and Michael Caine but is mostly ruined by fucking beyonce who the fucks idea was that? All her scenes were god awful.

>>86097759
End it homo.

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>>86099108
bigger! HD quality! not this yify shit!

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>>86093957

>>86099147
HD didn't exist at the time. I remember pirating a 700Mo avi copy of the movie on napster and it took me more than a fucking week.

>>86098434
This is the only good zip it scene:

https://youtu.be/Ei_GZnrr1nw

>>86099224
It does now.
Criterion Collection: W H E N

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Elizabeth Hurley is so fucking hot

>>86098560
Scrolling way too far to ser this. They even parodied (parodied parody?) it in last GTA5/Online update.

>>86099297
True it does, but most of the content related to the movie on the internet must be old. HD webms would have to be some anon's OC on request.

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>>86098560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA

Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat?

>>86099108
For years, I thought she was Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller.

>>86099297
>Austin Power trilogy remastered in 4K with never before seen footage, behind the scenes videos/pics and multiple documentaries, along with a 25 page essay written by Dr. Evil released by Criterion
I FUCKING NEED IT

>>86099224
Yes it did.

>>86095038
>implying you wouldn't fuck prime Beyonce
Foxy too much woman for you, beta?

>>86095220
I love the way he looks at the camera here

>>86099392
I love when bathroom humor is actually done right

>>86099392
Ah Tom Arnold, I love that man

The rap song kinda sucks balls.

>>86097550
Go back to Canada.

>>86099484
She's doing the whole "WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT WHITE BOY" thing a bit too much.

>>86099562
>He thinks Three Point Turn is only Canadian

hahahahaha

>>86099562
Three-point turn is also used in the states and Australia.

>>86099606
That's because she's asking to be COLONIZED.

The moon base will be divided into two sectors. Moon unit alpha, and moon unit zappa.

>>86093848
Its dated as fuck, nothing more than middle school hype.

>>86094719
>from Belgium

Kek the mention that in the third one

DEEPEST LORE

this one. nothing else to say really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh6kbQnOAg4

>>86099012
>My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah.

>>86097185
>k turn
What's it like living in New Jersey?

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>You will never get to read "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)" By Austin Powers

>>86100215
AOL jokes did not age well. Still nostalgic, though.

>>86100387
>Swedish made penis enlargement pumps and me: This sort of thing is my bag, baby

Austin in a nutshell gets me every time too

I'm not sure why, but I always laugh when he punches Basil's mother. Just the look on his face.

>>86094395
> you shot me right in the arm!

>>86093956
Really makes you think

Whenever someone interviews Mike Myers, you'd never think the one talking is the guy responsible for a character like Wayne or Austin Powers.

http://www.gq.com/story/mike-myers

>>86094206
>Everyone who actually likes Austin Powers has shit taste
Can't deny it

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It's a bit nutty.

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Is this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

>>86100928
Actually he is more or less as I expected.

Kevin Smith is someone I didn't expected

>>86101023
No soup for you. NEXT

>>86101408
haha oh wow
because it's the lmfao...it's the same actor haha

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>>86102367

>>86102485
>chicken legs
barf

>>86102507
>being this much of a homosexual
I didn't think it was possible.

>>86102507
>chicken legs
how reddit of you

>>86102559
>liking aesthetic legs on a woman makes you a homosex
Hello, reddit!

>>86102612
>projection
>hetero-shaming
Hello, reddit!

>>86096441
Seen it in five different languages and Myers was the worst one

>>86093957
Shnoke and a pancake?

>>86100557
Crowded tbqh

>>86099012
>>Dealer: *turns to Austin* Five, sir.

The dramatic look from Austin after that is what kills me

I thought I smelled cabbage.

>>86102649
>reddit spacing
you have to go back

>>86097185
My friends and I to this day call being in a tight spot in a car like that "an Austin powers situation"

>>86105778
You and your friends sound like cum guzzling fucking faggots

>>86105890
Have a nice day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5kXcc-TJ8
Every fucking time.

>>86099376
The best part of this bit that nobody mentions is that they immediately get out of the vehicle after running the guy over.

>>86099012
>>86103044
>tfw the dealer in this scene is the Soup Nazi

>>86093848
>Actually looking to avoid imaginary "reddit humor"

>>86106463
The humorous aspect of it may be imaginary, but the reddit aspect is not.

>>86099303

Too bad she was a fembot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRfnIfFYFI
Smell like Cabbage.

>>86096196
I would unironically listen to this as a kid. Didn't even listen to the original songs either.