*contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century*

Werner Herzog you fucking pleb

we're busy ruining our country

Das Boot. (I agree with you for the most part though).

hard to hold a camera with people raping you and such

*doesn't let you watch the Twin Peaks leak*

>>86092229
his best films are adaptations of previous works and they're still no better than 7/10

tut mir leid

>>86092220
German cinema was booming in the 1930s and 40s but we know how that ended

Run Lola Run was a top 3 movie of the 1990s so give em a break!

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>>86092220
What did you just say, Tommy?

>>86092220
Why should Germany always pull the weight?

>not watching Gabelstaplerkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

>>86092220
herzog
fassbinder
lang
wenders
murnau

damn i thought there was more

>>86092289
>his best films are adaptations of previous works
what?

>>86092327
>not Jaeger
INTO DAS TRASHENBINNEN IT GOES.

>>86092220

don't forget Rainer Werner Fassbinder

*entire country burned to the ground so that they won't control Europe*
*hand them control with the EU so they can control Europe*
What did they mean by this?

>>86092220
European movies are shit in general, especially french artsy bullshit

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>>86092300
You mean the 20s before they banned fun

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>>86092378
how could you forget petersen with troy and das boot?

>>86092538
1. troy is shit
2. das boot isnt even in the top 10 best war films of all time

>>86092503
>german film peaked in the 20s

>>86092450
france forced the eu and the euro onto them so that they wouldn't grow to strong alone and would be dependent on other nations

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>>86092220
Aguirre Wrath of God and this

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>>86092220
>cinema
>value

>>86092575
das boot is the best war movie of all time you pleb

>>86092598
it was Spain and Greece that fucked them up

>>86092598
lol. you people.

>>86092538
Troy is bad. The neverending story was great tho. He also did poseidon 2006 lol

>>86092575
>das boot isnt even in the top 10 best war films of all time
Get the fuck out of my board, roastie

>>86092368
ah yes, the pinnacle of german cinematography

>>86092655
>>>/r/truefilm

Hans
Zimmer

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>>86092596
Are you saying it didn't?

"Monarch" is German underground Kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehW7w6iONE

>>86092668
look up the 2+4 negotiations. In made sense from their perspective

>>86092718
no i'm saying it did

weimar produced good film and led to fascism at the same time

>>86092702
uuuuuh, kind of a dodgy question

>>86092220
german cinema and tv is absolutly terrible because we dub everyhing. every tv show every movie we actually bother to see is foreign. there is no value to having something be a *german* movie. the lip synch is so good you most of the time don't even notice it.

also you are a faggot downfall was good

>>86092727
>i don't understand it
>must be bad
every time

>>86092220
It's funny how a "film board" clearly doesn't care about films. Toni Erdman was one of the highest rated movies of the last year. It appeared on numerous top 10 critics lists.

>The film was named as the best film of the year by the French magazine Cahiers du cinéma.[8] The British film magazine Sight & Sound also named Toni Erdmann as the best film of 2016 in its poll of 163 critics worldwide.[37] In a 2016 international critics' poll conducted by BBC, the film alongside with Requiem for a Dream and the film version of Carlos were tied together and were three voted together as the 100 greatest motion pictures since 2000. It also topped the American magazine Film Comment's Best Films of 2016 poll.[9] The New York Times’s chief film critics, A. O. Scott and Manohla Dargis, included it in their own lists.[38]

It was also one of the highest rated films from Cannes (even if it didn't win anything).

>>86092229

Macht seine Filme übrigens in Amerika

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>>86092767
Sounds like a win win

>>86092725
Hi Olli

>>86092866
oh right, and toni erdmann

>>86092635
>trusting jdcar.
That site didn't even know yasim paige is a qt jewess.

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>>86092883
>Cannes
>value

>>86092959
???

>>86092883
This board is 50% capeshit at most hours if you hadn't noticed.

>>86092873
what are you trying to say anon?

>>86092984
wtf jordana is a jewess?

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>>86092220

>>86092883
WOW ONE POLITICALLY CORRECT SJW PROPAGANDA PIECE GOT HIGH REVIEWS GERMANY IS LITERALLY SAVING CINEMA!!!!!!11 xD

toni erdman was shit and you're a poseur if you think otherwise

I liked run lola run

>>86093047
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin_Paige

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>>86092220
APOLOGIZE UND KNEEL BEFORE THE PINNACLE OF TEUTONIC KINÖGRAFIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKNuqc803A

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"23" is the only decent hacker movie ever made.
It's historically accurate, technically accurate AND thrilling.

>>86093062
>POLITICALLY CORRECT SJW PROPAGANDA PIECE
>essen mein wichs von keks
fuck off

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>>86092503
This time we'll gas you for real, mordechai

>>86092368
Is that Viggo Mortensen

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>>86092220
This thread is just recommendation bait, isn't it?

>>86093012
It's capeshit and very mainstream classics. Threads about contemporary cinema are almost nonexistent, but at the same time we have threads how much modern films sucks (eve if most people don't even watch them).

>>86092984
Its legit a berlin film festival entry. The director is a white german. Michael Nyqvuist and Bruhl aren't jewish nor is anyone I noticed in the film.

>>86092327
kys

>>86093281
>at the same time we have threads how much modern films sucks (eve if most people don't even watch them)
Exactly, it's all posturing.

>>86092220
Did i look at Frans Biberkopf in Berlin-Alexanderplatz or not, not to mention Tatort, there's probably a lot more i have forgotten.

whats that one german kino where the woman is obsessed with sex and how her ass smelled?

>>86093369
>Tatort
Please.

>>86093399
'Wenn der Pimmelpastor kommt'

>>86093399
Anti-Christ

>>86092883
It was also a piece of shit, and one of the worst films I've seen in recent memory.

>>86093399
There is a German film about a woman who falls in love with a wolf.

>>86093434
Tatort was on Swedish television for a couple of years but i just loved the Berlin Alexanderplats series, Frans Biberkopf was so wonderfully wicked and twisted and weak, a wonderful human portrait.

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>/pol/ tier thread
dude epic bantz lmao

>who is Rainer Weiner Fassbinder
>who is Edgar Reitz
>who is Werner Herzog
>who is Leni Riefenstahl
>who is Paul Wegener
>who is Ernst Lubitsch
>who is Lotte Reiniger
>who is Billy Wilder
>who is Fritz Lang

?

>>86092220
>contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century

Also apparently can't count dead Jews for shit.

>>86093624
200-300 thousand

not that hard to count

>>86093624
>>86093662
Go back to /pol/.

>>86093606
Only good ones here are the Jews who fled to Hollywood
The German has no soul for art, they are a cold people
The Jews are so talented and good hearted though

Upload the leaked episode of Twin Peaks you dirty Krauts

Based Uwe Boll

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>>86092655
The best movie about the german experience during the war was made by a fucking american

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Totally forgot "Das Boot" you were just squeezing the armchair handles when the depth charges launched, will they make it or not.

>>86093722
>what is German romanticism
we were called the country of poets and thinkers by the french for a reason (before we bulked up and beat their asses of course)

>>86093780
>german experience
You mean, killing women and children?

>>86093722
>Lotte Reiniger
>no heart

Hahaha you motherfucker

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>>86093764
ZE AVENGERS ARE NOT EGZISTING
RETARDED VIZARD IN ZE FOREST
RETARDED CHINESE ALI BABAS

what did he mean by this

>>86093780
don't make me laugh, cross of iron doesn't even have a real ending

>>86092866
>the lip sync is so good you most of the time don't notice it
You only think that because you grew up watching it. German dubs are as bad as dubs of any other language.

>>86093966
yeah this. once you've gotten used to watching everything in English, and then go back to dubs, it is absolutely jarring and completely pulls you out of the immersion because of how unnatural it sounds

As a German I hate German cinema but I enjoyed:

Das Leben der Anderen
Die Welle

>>86094116
Do you guys have like German Oscars or something? What kind of German movies are popular among your critics?

>>86094137
literally reddlt: the history lesson

>>86092220
all holocaust and ww2 movies are made by germany's history, you idiot

>who is Alfred Vohrer
>who is Helmut Käutner
>who is Veit Harlan
>who is Helmut Ashley
>who is Wolfgang Becker
>who is Ernst Hofbauer
>who is Roger Fritz
>who is Rudolf Thome
>who is Klaus Lemke
>who is Roland Klick
>who is Dominik Graf

>>86094228
>What kind of German movies are popular among your critics?

mainly romcomkino about german girls marrying young arabs, and all kinds of whacky intercultural shenanigans and misunderstandings go down, but in the end everything works out because diversity is great

also cop kino with lots of exploding cars on the autobahn

>>86093804
>the armchair handles
You can just say "arms of the chair." its a less awkward phrase.

>>86093399
Wetlands

>>86092220
German Goo Girls

>>86094228
shit that panders to lefties
the german oscars are the bambi prize I believe

Nosferatu (both Max Schreck and Kinski versions)
Metropolis
The Experiment
Baader Meinhof Complex
Goodbye Lenin
Fritz Langs M
Who Am I

And Der Untergang (Downfall) of course

>>86093804
>the armchair handles

>>86094311
That's a lot of men you got there.

>>86094510
Name some good non-meme female directors then

>>86094371
Looks like a meme award.

>>86094428
Only the first two and M are actually worthwile.

>>86094348
I am Swedish this is what we say in Swedish "nu trycker jag armstöden på fåtöljen" :D

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what did Google mean by this?

>>86094440
Hahaha Swedish to English is not that easy :D

>>86094311
good question, who are they?

>>86094747
du är en stor kille

>>86094813
I am really rather short only 1.75.

Victoria

>>86094911
fucking manlet. no wonder the muslims are taking your girls

>>86094975
I am a north Swede not south Swede, no man alive can beat me in a fair fight :D

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You were saying?

>>86095029
>:D
well if that's true, go down to DICE headquarters and tell them to make another Bad Company game or you will kick their asses

>>86095096
Lucas did it better

Is this the definitive World Rankings?

Primo tier
USA
UK
German
Italian
Polish
French

Ok tier
Mexican
Danish
Spanish
Brazil

At least you are trying tier
New Zealand
China
Japan
South Korea
Canada
Netherlands

Holy shit tier
Australia
Turkey
Greece
Africa
South Africa
India

Do they even make movies tierIrelandRussia

>>86095261
replace japan with germany and you got an ok list

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>>86095096
>Triumph of the Will

did we ever find out who Will was?

>>86095261
>Japan
>at least you're trying

Akira Kurosawa, nigra

also, Mel Gibson, an Australian, is a decent director

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>>86095261
Ascended Master Tier:
>Evaluating a movie based on its merits

Odious Brainlet Tier:
>Judging a movie based on its country of origin

>>86095399
youre retarded

>>86095399
the entire point of this thread is to evaluate countries based on the movies they produced, not the other way round you retarded nigger

>>86095391
>nipshit

>>86095261
>USA that high

kek watch more films you retarded brainlet.

>>86095736
t. Third world shitter
You need to watch more films shitskin.

>>86095736
>who are Kubrick, Welles, Hitchcock, Scorcese, Tarantino, Coen Brothers, Fincher, PT Anderson, Copolla

you dumb, inbred moron

>>86095261
put russia in primo list idiot

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>tfw this is the height of German film making
>Literal Trump Jokes
>German kids are forced to watch this shit mostly in School.
>Except there barely are any german kids but turks, niggnogs and other arabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLH68ZCapow

Someone end this country please.

>>86093455
this

also neue vahr süd

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i just feel like Germany is a shithole in general

problem is i already have a cozy as fuck job here and leaving would just be unnecessary risk

>>86096122
agreed, although the book was far superior

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>>86096095
Or this Gem to show us how Refugees are JUST LIKE US and the american comedy negros.

>>86095893
>all mainstream garbage

Like I said, watch more movies. Putting U.S. in the same tier as France just shows how little movies you've seen.

>>86092309
Every "good" movie from Germany is extremely similar to the point of copying an original american movie.
Lola could have been a Tarantino movie.

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>>86096273

everybody is shitting about germany cinematographie and nobody mentions Michael Ballhaus

fucking pleb board

>>86096303
Are you saying those stupid little French films that just have a guy stare at a fountain for fifteen minutes followed by "Fin" are more important?

germany can only produce sjw shit about oppressed refugees getting their women

>>86093006
The mememeister who invented the FICKI FICKI meme mentioned the Monarch in his podcast with Jan "Erdogan fucks goats" Böhmermann just last week or so.

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>>86096401
No shit. The German movie industry is fucking garbage that produces Propaganda 24/7.

It did back then. It does now. Except now it's left-wing propaganda.

>>86092327
literally nobody in germany likes alarm für cobra 11. it is UBER trash

>no fatih akin

B-but I like Fatih Akin (and would bang Celiki senseless until she passes out)

>>86096273
PALINA OMFG GNNNNNNNNNNNHNHHHHHHHH

she is so fucking hot omfg

>>86092220
*Keeps shitposting YÀAAAAS QUEEN SLAY everywhere online*

>>86096168
>Germany is a shithole in general
>i already have a cozy as fuck job
>leaving would just be unnecessary risk
Germans in a nutshell

how can one country be so useless and brainwashed

wait, isnt The lives of others a German movie ?

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we have the superior trash tv

BANG BOOM BANG

>>86092327
Local tv station still runs this thing I dont know who is watching,it runs for the past 20 years.

>>86096863
It took them two world wars and countless deaths to accept the fact they are useless.

>posts same thread on multiple boards

>>86092220
same could be said about all of europe

Taking orders
Mache alles

>>86092220

>implying Fritz lang isn't one of the masters/pioneers of dystopian sci-fi

>Volker Schlöndorff made some of the best movies of the past century actually

>Goodbye Lenin, Das Leben des anderen, tons of other cold war movies no other country could attempt to produce because no other country experienced it on such a pure, human, intense without being hypergeopolitical level.

They just haven't made "spectacular" movies since 2001 when you were born, though to be honest I liked Kein System ist sicher better Fight Club.

/tv/ is for people who actually watched movies, please return to anime

>>86095261
No matter what kind of shit taste you have, thinking Russia hasn't produced some cinema masterpieces just shows how little movies you've actually seen.

Also, Polanski doesn't count as Polish you fuck, he acquired all his notions of aesthetics in france.

>>86093062
It's one of the most pro-family films I've seen come out of Germany in fucking forever. You're not very smart.

>>86099997
>thinking Russia hasn't produced some cinema masterpieces just shows how little movies you've actually seen.

This. Dr. Zhivago is a cinematic masterpiece

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>>86092281
>>86093723
This

>>86092220
The german entertainment industry is focused entirely on reality TV, soap operas and TV event shows. Nobody has much of a budget, a 5 million euro budget for a movie is already considered very big and nobody is shooting for an international audience.

>>86092220
Til Schweiger

>>86100154
>he unironicly believes Dr. Zhivago is a russian film

following this logic zero dark thirty is an pakistani - al qaeda co production

Goodbye Lenin