What was the point of this character?

>>86090185
read moar

>>86090185
To make benis joke

eye candy

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Dick.

>>86090185
fucking Billy!!

>>86090220
/thread

>>86090185
Based Billy Bones is our nigger OP.

>>86090185
could all of you faggots stop spamming the board with GoT threads and just stay in your general? how do you even justify creating this thread?

>>86090185

To make my gf wet

>>86090185
Introduce a good character to kill him off to show Dany isn't entirely good

>>86090357
>mad because we're sinking his pickle threads
fuck you

>>86090185
To make your gf wet

>begin hunting when you're five years old
>go on hundreds of hunts
>kill, skin, remove the entrails of thousands of animals
>somehow weirded out by the smell of death

Advanced lazy writing.

To remind everyone that Black Sails is objectively superior to Game of Thrones on every conceivable level.

>>86090185
To make his gf wet

>>86090501
this

>>86090185
>DUDE WAR IS BAD LMAO

Why is his head so much smaller than his body?

>>86090185
To show Jaime what a noble knight looks like.

Based Billy Bones. How many of those fucking Arabic horse fuckers do you guys think he killed in the battle?

>>86090185
In case you aren't meeming and actually wondering, this character has been referenced since season one. His point is to be the perfect son so you can see how Sam (before he grew up and stopped being a pussy) looked pathetic compared to Dickon and so he got banished by his father.

So next episode Tyrion is going to be angsty about fighting his own people right?
>Dickon talking about fighting his own house
>"Your people cant fight" was a dumb line thrown in to set up Tyrion staring sadly at burning Lanisters
>Tyrion probably thinks Jamie is dead

Next episode will be drunk Tyrion moping until Danny or Missandei gives him a pep talk.

I hope I am wrong but so far s7 has been way too predictable.

They needed more straight, white males on screen to get BTFO by the woman with the shitskin army.

>>86090847
I doubt Tyrion knows dothraki.

>>86090185
To show not everything is black and white
Not cut and dry
Not everyone is evil

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>>86090185
Given his head:body ratio he was clearly made in the unreal engine, recently purchased by HBO

>>86090185

Humanizing the Lannister side by giving a face to the countless ordinary, decent men who don't deserve to be burned to death just because they sided with the wrong blonde narcissist.

>>86090311
>white guy
>attractive
Lol

>>86090847
The commercial makes it look like next episode Tyrion and Varys are seriously questioning supporting Dany. And we know that Davos snuggles Tyrion into Kingslanding and tries to get Jaime and Bronn to switch sides.

>>86090482

One dead animal is not the same thing than a pile of hundred dead human.

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>>86090313
On

>>86090501
Except budget.

>>86090185
Since they cut the Dany shitting herself arc, they needed some more scenes discussing shit.

>>86090185
He's Rickon grown up

I have read the leaks but I still hope that he'd get more screentime and they turn him into a real character. We need some everyday guy amongst the marry sues.

>>86091127
>snuggles
cute

>>86090185
Too replenish the /ourguys/ pool

To push Jamie into the river

>>86090185
Fap material for my sister and mother, apparently he's hot

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>>86090185
to have extremely broad shoulders

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>tfw your Brother and Father are fighting for their lives against a horde of brown rapists and a dragon and your friend is helping her

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>>86091082

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>>86092347
Thank you, Anon.

>>86090591
Did you notice how the dothraki kills all came from neck slashes with their sickles?
Yeah everyone laughs at his dumb turtle neck armour making his head look weird now, but when the dothraki come he'll be the one laughing at his mows them down, utterly immune to all their attacks.

>>86092623
mad whiteboi

>>86090482

Because a killed, skinned and cooked deer is equivalent to thousands of rotting, shit-stained corpses

> advanced autism

>>86092347
dick

>>86092152
>>86092374
Let's be honest, Randyll did nothing wrong. No self respecting man would want fat neet Sam to be their legal heir over ultra chad Dickon.

>>86090185
He's still alive. Anyways he was there to humanize the lannister army

>>86090185
so the viewers can take liking to him, and then kill him, causing some emotional discharge, which is used to cover the massive problems in the writing

Wasn't dickon somewhat nice to Sam?

>>86090591
because he's wearing a padded jacket and armor you fucking mong

>>86092965
Probably a vegan. Me eating home-grown chicken makes me a murderer in their eyes.

>a million pointless hot women
>no one cares
>one pointless hot guy
>"WHOA WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CHARACTER"

>>86090185
He is, quite LITERALLY what ALL women desire, yet guys like this hardly exist anymore:

>boyish look looks
>blue eyes
>built like a fucking god
>tall
>WHITE

White boiz have largely forgotten how to be like this. They're either all effeminate millennails, burnout Gen Xers, or are "fuglystrong" like the guy who plays the Mountain.

>>86090185
He is Sam's younger brother. He and his father will survive long enough to meet Sam.

>>86093165

Yeah people should really remember to make themselves tall, good looking and blue eyed

of the things you listed only one is within a person's control you twat

>>86090883
this

>>86093284
It's the easiest lesson to learn in life anon: not all men are created equal. the libs have been lying to you.

>>86090185
To make you hate Sam and agree with Lord Tarly that Dickon should be the rightful heir.

>>86093403

what a profound insight, thanks for that

>>86092347
someone post the dog guards in that vidya game

He's Sam's little bro

He and his dad are in the show because they bullied sam the fatass, so the writers made them nonsensically join the "bad" guys in order to have an excuse to burn them alive to cheaply ingratiate themselves with their audience of triggered fatasses

>>86093403
Okay but how can you blame someone for being born short or ugly?

Do you think most men don't want to be 6'3 and build like gods? You play the hand you're dealt.

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>>86091135
Wait what was his name

>>86092806
Their called gorgets and he doesn't have one, the only guy who I've seen with a full gorget is Loras back in season 1 or 2 or whatever. Honestly a guy wearing full plate would be fucking invincible against the Dothraki

>height 6' 5"

Hes a big guy

>>86090185
>shows should be devoid of characters if they aren't integral to the plot
Fuck you

>>86090637
>>86090637
When did Sam stop being a pussy? He seems as pathetic as in season 1

>>86093727
I think it was Rickon.

could Dickon actually be /our guy/? I hope he doesnt die in e5 :(

>>86092997
While not wanting a clearly weaker man to be heir to a military focused house is fine, Randyll was still being a gigantic douche in not allowing Sam to go to the citadel and become a maester in the first place. He doesn't value academia, and assumed that he could send Sam to the wall to either become a better warrior or die.

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>>86093894
I hear it's Dickon

>>86092907
no, he sexy

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Why was he re-cast?

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>>86090185
he was literally and unironically /my boy/

>>86090185
make my pussy wet

t.real grill here

>>86094059
A few months is years and a few hours is months.
Don't you know anything about GoT-time.

>>86090185

>Dont want to kill any fan favorites

>Bring in random nobody so he can die

>>86094093
will you be my gf tho

>>86090185
When he came on screen my mom and sister started squirming a lot. Idk why.

>>86090847
>>86091127

spoilers: [spoilers] the experience makes shakes Tyrion badle and he never wants to see it again, especially with Jamie at the head of the opposing army, so Varys tells him he must convince Jamie to surrender, Davos smuggles Tyrion into KL and the meet & Tyrion begs Jamie to surrender so he doesnt end up burnt to a crisp next time[/spoiler]

>>86093165
Why are you so obsessed with white men? Are you trying to tell us something about yourself anon?

>>86093875
He didn't, he's still pathetic.

Randyll Tarly did nothing wrong.

>>86093165
>literally spends his entire time race baiting in every game of thrones thread on /tv/

Get a life you pathetic neet

>>86093028
yeah, he's a chad but a nice chad, he's not his father, I really hope he survives and Sam gives him the family sword back.

>>86090371
probably this. per the leaks, dany will burn dickon and randyll. somehow this will tie in with the sam/jorah connection.

>>86092152
>filename

>>86094191
anon don't be so pathetic

>>86094427
pot calling the kettle black

>>86094093
>white
>makes my pussy wet

yeah no, all women want the bbc

>>86091127
>Davos snuggles Tyrion
totes adorbs

>>86090185
To look like a final fantasy tactics character.

>>86094525
AND men

>>86094414
the leaks have been wrong on minor details, hopefully she only burns Randall and spares Dickon

DID NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS READ THE LEAKS?

HE'S GOING TO GET BURNED ALIVE BY DANNY IN THE NEXT EPISODE ALONG WITH HIS FATHER

HE REFUSES TO BEND THE KNEE AND DIES

IT'S ESSENTIALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME AND GETTING THE GIRLS PREGNANT

HE GOES TO BATTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND GETS LITERALLY ROASTED BY DANNY WHILE TYRION TRIES TO STOP HER

THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER IS YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND START TO REALIZE THAT DANNY IS ACTUALLY A CRUEL RULER TO THOSE THAT WON'T ACCEPT HER, SHE'S STARTING TO LOSE THE PLOT

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>>86090185
So Dany can burn him to death next episode and make normies question her since unlike most of the Lannister forces he's actually a good person. Of course that's not going to work and they will cheer for his death because "YAAAS QUEEN".

>>86090185
>What was the point of this character?
>Dickon

He ons the dicks, you dumb shit.

>>86093705
>oooh naaaw I'm short and ugly
what a twat

>>86093096
We all gay nigga

>>86094059
So they could add someone better known.

>>86093096
>a million pointless hot women

where?

>>86093822
this, I fucking hate the empty world of normie /got/

i'd do anything to have his upper body. except working out.

>>86090482
you realize killing a human isnt the same as killing a random animal? Of-course unless you are fucking crazy mofo, then it might be the same.

also
>blood, guts, shit, foul smell everywhere
>same as hunt

>>86094525
>>86094579

I don't like black guys

>>86095146
ahaha niggers btfo

>>86094651
The point was that it's stupid to criticise people for things beyond their control.

>why aren't men taller and more attractive these days

>>86095146
we're talking about dicks you fag

>>86095185
Fuck me that guy is hot

>>86094414

Dany orders Drogon to burn Jorah
SJW womyn dont give a shit and support the move. he was a beta so he got it coming. Other normies see she has become a power driven maniac. They split fans against each other. People start wearing GoT merch to wear to public viewings. Investors make millions

B R A V O D&D - I believed in you ALL ALONG I never believed the antiD&D shills

>>86094059
He actually looks like he could be Sams Brother.

>>86095364
I wish I was a woman so I could get impregnated by him

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>>86090482
>he missed the part where he had to kill his former friends and hunting buddies

>>86095351
I didn't know non black people had bbc anon

>>86095413
I'm a guy and I'd let him fuck me in the ass just to know how it feels, no homo

so he can say he was on a big show after black sails

based billy bones

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>>86095364

>>86095284
>beyond their control
your son's genetics is anything but beyond your control, but I guess with that attitude you're just gonna settle for the first uggo that opens her legs for you and have short ugly kids.

>>86095571
pls stop, I can only get so erect

>>86095571
Does this guy appear a lot on black sails? I might watch it just for him.

>>86095575
You can't choose who your parents are you dumb cunt.

Also, children don't necessary inherit their parent's looks. I've seen plenty of Chads with short ugly parents.

>>86095185
blacc bois can't possibly compete

>2017
>women are all but completely forced to sleep with niggs and try their hardest to like it, because it seems to be the only place they can find a nice hard body these days
>along comes Dickon 2.0
>everyone watches GoT
>hundreds of thousands of ladies are reminded of what white men used to be, and could be again
>hundreds of thousands of white men are now determined to emulate based Dickon
>niggs on suicide watch, as the spirit of Dickon single-handedly brings down the entire subversive machine

Is Diccon, quite literally, /ourboy/?

>>86095693
oh sweet summer child of the mailman

>>86093960
he also chained sam to the walls and made him sit in baths of blood to make him lose his fears of blood and more manly
fucked up desu

>>86095791
>hundreds of thousands of white men are now determined to emulate based Dickon
So did you get a gym membership and move out of your parents' house and start a career, or just open a new bag of Cheetos?

>>86095689
He is Billy Bones on Black Sails, one of the main characters with large amounts of screen time.

>>86095575
>doesn't know how genetics work
>tries to pass off someone's "control" as their parents "control"

/pol/ tier IQ spotted

>>86095857
wouldnt mind sticking my bone in his billy

>>86095857
does he have his shirt off a lot?

>>86095853
>"s-so did you j-just get more cheetos??"

You sound nervous, anon.

>>86095915
Not fully, but his guns are always visible. He wears a lot of sleeveless

>>86095689
You'll go for him.

You'll stay for Jack Rackham.

>>86095915
Billy is not for sex. Billy is for loyal crew.

>>86093960
>>86095826
To be fair, it worked.

>>86090501
Petty much this. First season is slow but still enjoyable, then after that it's all kino.

I'd say s1 got > s2-4 black sails > s2 got > s1 black sails > rest of got

>>86090185
To remind me to finish Black Sails

>>86094580
i'd be okay with this, randyll is a dick. he's basically roose without the redeeming qualities.

>>86094777
Wherever whores go.

>>86090185
I like this guy. Glad he's getting in more stuff

>>86093875
He's still got that bitch glaze, but now he steps up when needed.

See: risking his life on a dodgy cure for greyscale because of his debt to the man's father.

>>86095791
how mentally ill do you have to be to type a post like this

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>>86098334
>shills get utterly neck-snapped by the appearance of an absolute god-tier Aryan specimen in the hottest TV show of the last decade

>knows this will put """"DANGEROUS IDEAS"""" in the heads of white dudes everywhere

>in free-fall trying to figure out a way to spin their way out of it

>"Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST MENTALLY ILL!!!"

>>86098587
the internet has rotted your brain my guy

>>86090185
Yass queen slay moment, a shock value death and to get anons to question their sexualities

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>>86098670
>"Y-Y-Y-Y-YYY-YY-YY-YOU'RE CRAZY!!!"

You already tried that one.

>>86098670
t.nu-male virgin sjw whiteknighter

>>86090185
>have a character who is kind, friendly and not a complete psychopath
>it's GOT so we gotta kill him off LOL

>>86098826
You could easily land a jet on his shoulders.

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>>86098587

It's why this thread suddenly slowed to a trickle: the shills realized too late that they painted themselves into a corner with it.

>"h-hahaha! aren't you NEETs jealous of this guy??"

>"Well actually, working toward that kind of body and precision physique sounds like it might be a good use of my time, think Ill do that"

>"WHAT? WAIT NO!!!! STAY FAT!!! STAY DEFEATED!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

>>86090393
Only a redditor could enjoy this garbage and only a redditor could enjoy rick and morty, bothe threads are for you you fucking cretin

Dickon kind of looks like a young William Blazkowicz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc

fuck westeros and fuck westerosi people

>>86094059
great casting

BILLY

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>Used to be a knight of the round table
>Now getting btfo by babby's first wyvern

Downgrade

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>>86095689
>>86095364

>>86095853
Not even memeing when I say I got a gime membership and start Wednesday. That's more to do with Henry caville but based bones also is inspiring me.

>>86093822
Notice how now without the source material to work with, DnD have started shrinking the cast to manageable levels that their small minds can work with, so much so that introducing a side character that doesn't directly affect the plot is actually a surprise.

Fuck nu-GoT.

>>86095146
NO NO NO BBC IS SUPERIOR

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME GOY

>>86100693
I'm not into naval stuff. I just want Dickon.

>>86100978
He's gay in the show. Loves black dick like all humanoids.

>>86094580
Dickon will side with his father for sure

>>86090185
To remind us of Based Billy Bones. Someone give this man a capeshit role to grow his fame. Then he can do Based indie flicks and become the new Goose.

>>86093981
Post yfw next episode Khaleesi orders his penectomy

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>tfw he will never ride up on his mighty steed to save you from the mad queen's dragon, before slaughtering the beast, and taking you back to Horn Hill where you will be best friends with his sister and give him many sons

Randall is going to die and Duckman is going to welcome Samwise back into the Tully family.

>>86095379

This.

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>>86093981

>>86093759
>guy wearing full plate
>gets knocked down
>can't get up
>stabbed in the neck where there's a gap

>>86095791
You must be American...what is this notion that white guys stopped being masculine and dont lift? If anything white guys lift more than blacks. Fucking cuck fetish americans

>>86101698
Sorry but Black men are superior to white boys, seamus

>>86090185
Show that not everyone that dany is attacking is an asshole that deserves to die

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>>86092347

>>86095791
I know you are 16 or younger because you actually believe women care what your body looks like. Make money or be charming. That's it. Bodily aesthetics are a feminine or low intelligence pursuit.

>>86101883
lol is this why white women vastly prefer black boys, because they make more money?

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>>86101766
Not so fast Tyrone

This is now a /pol/ tier thread

>>86101766
>LARPing as a nigger on the internet

>>86101766
>Africa superpower by 2020

>>86094071
chris needs to tell him to stay home.

>>86101883
If a person isn't attracted to your body, then your relationship with them is fake at best and akin to a prostitute/customer relationship at worst. Women aren't attracted to people with money, they're attracted to their money.

>>86101671
>be with thousands of dudes in armor
>get knocked down
>actual knights you were with murder everything around you
>they call you a fag after

>>86101883
You absolute retard. This is coming from a skinny fat wage fuck.

>>86090185
To save Jaime from the dragon by throwing him in water

>>86095575
could the degenerates from /pol/ fuck off back to their containment board pls?

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>>86090313
>>86091135
>>86093727
>>86093894
>>86093981
Bronnposting is my absolute favourite

>>86104832
short, fat uggo detected

>>86105010
>>> /pol/

>>86105010
pics or get the fuck out, "Chad"

>>86090185
To make a parallel to the Mad King and foreshadow what happens after the Dawn comes. Dany burns Randyl and Dickon to death; Aerys did something similar to the Starks. Samwell "Warden of the South and Rightful Lord of Horn Hill" Tarly will rebel against the Mad Targaryens(Jon and Dany) and his other best friend will become king. King Dolorous Edd, first of his name.

>>86090313

Did he really laugh at the word "dick" or the fact that Jaime couldn't remember his name?

>>86105574
>"dick"
i lold

>>86098587
I hope you're not for real, I hope for your mental health's sake

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>>86090185

>Young and handsome man
>Courteous
>Moral compass is well tuned
>Shows compassion even for his enemies
>Loyal soldier and does as he's told as duty commands even if he isn't comfortable with the orders or outcome
>Never fought in a battle before
>Mostly naive to the cruel world around him
>Get bullied by Bronn
>Saves Jamie

He's feeder to show that Dark Lord Daeny was a mistake. She's going to kill this wholesome, good-natured man because she's an uppity, entitled cunt and all men must die.

>>86090185
Comic relief. Did you see is tiny head in the over sized armor?

>>86090185
Eye candy. He is gorgeous.

>>86090185
dick jokes

>>86091060
The ones who'd just slaughtered the men of the houses they were sworn to, just because they sided with the wrong blonde narcissist?

>>86104832
Every time a tumblr snow flake gets triggered, I hear "back to /pol/". This is not an echo chamber my gender fluid friend. I don't even go to pol and I'm sick of hearing you shills.

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>>86107565
yeah right. you know where you need to go back to.

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jaaaaaaaimie

>>86107630
Truth hurts huh babe.

>>86095146
What makes you think people here care about what you like?

>>86108235
she's lying anway

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>>86090185

>>86104003
Wait, did Dickon save Jaime or was that Bronn? I looked at the clip but I honestly still can't tell.