Alpha male movies to watch with your sons

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>inb4 weeb
Mifune is one of the manliest characters ever ITK (in this kino).

>>86084421
>Detective Harry Callahan He doesn't break
>murder cases He smashes them.

>Ctrl-F Goodfellas

I'm ashamed of you, /tv/

>>86084421
What an awful movie tho

>>86084896
i dont want my son to be a fucking betamale working for some fuckwit drug dealer

jesus christ this thread was going well until then

>yes goyim risk your life and freedom and the lives of your family and we'll give you a suit and some shekels

Hell or Highwater

>>86084919
Fuck off Dirty Harry is great.

Gladiator
Collateral
Indiana jones 1 & 2
JAWS
Rocky IV

>>86084896
>goodfellas
>alpha male movie
I bet you think tony soprano and Walter white are "badasses" too. You missed the whole point of the fucking movie

>grow up watching John Wayne movies
>alpha as fuck

feels good

>>86085051
If you think muh 1-dimensional western faggot is badass, you're missing the whole point of humanity.

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Yeah this thread is good

>>86084031
lone wolf and cub sexology which is the basis for road to perdition
heat
braveheart and melkino in general
fight club
universal soldier day of reckoning

>>86085179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VsCGCgb0

;_;

Punisher warkino

>>86085179
>Mel Gibson

Fuck yes. That guy is so underrated, too bad the hollywood ((elite)) almost buried his career.

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>>86084919

>>86084031
But you'll never reproduce, OP.

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GOAT Stallone Kino

Come to think of it, the likelihood of anyone who uses the word "kino" ever reproducing is too ridiculously negligible to take seriously. The whole thread's a tacit acknowledgement of that fact.

>>86085943
did you wanna go suck someones cock in this thread cause of all the test flying around you weird cunt?

im not the tutor who molested you i dont care about your language prose you stupid cunt

>>86086004
wow so alpha

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>>86086153
>>86085943
>>86085857
t.

>>86085179
gibson kino

right wingers cant into art this thread is embarrassing

>>86086421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybju5hb8nkc

>>86086470
one of the most laughable films ive seen

in addition to good ones already mentioned:
Drive
True Grit
Rocky (the original) and Rocky II

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>no Commando yet
you have failed Arnie /tv/

>>86086501
Alright queen enough slaying for one night, youre gonna need your rest to take on the patriarchy tomorrow

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>>86086574
this as well

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>>86084031
Indiana Jones
Battle of Britain
A Bridge Too Far
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Black Hawk Down
Full Metal Jacket
Barry Lyndon

>>86086833
all bad films apart from barry lyndon

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Gladiator for sure, maybe The Revenant.

>>86086863
nice bait

>>86086574
My nigga

Anything more pathetic than a male pretending to be alpha on 4chan?

>>86085011
meh

>>86086421
Yes, the folks who organize "cry-ins" and organize protests over the most pointless shit truly are one with srt

Once upon a time in America you niggers

>>86086833
Barry Lyndon....alpha male......

I love Kubrick but that movie is everything but alpha male

>>86087130
go protest starbucks cups you fucking faggot

>>86086421
> anything masculine is right-wing

How do self-respecting men loathe themselves enough to believe in an ideology that hates them?

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Really think Once Upon A Time in the West is worthwhile too - great film, plus lots of examples of strong male characters, even some themes of the undermining of masculinity by some of the changes in the development of modern society etc.

"So, you found out you're not a businessman after all."
"Just a man"
"An ancient race"

Gran Torino

>>86084031
The Thing, Glengary Glen Ross, An American Werwolf in Paris, Deliverance, Batman v Superman, The Incredibles, Coraline, The Litte mermaid, Fantasia

I would be horrified if my son came out to me as nu male. I would try expose him to different genres as well.

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>>86084031
Every father of a son needs to watch this together.

>>86085011

banks control you, son.
you're a helpless victim now.
good luck.

>>86088832
I'd throw Hercules and Mulan in there, both good ways to encourage an interest in history at an early age. LoTR is an obviosu choice as well.

Die hard 1 and 3
All lethal weapons
Terminator 1 & 2
Legend of the drunken master
Rush hour

>>86091220
Oh ya Mulan is a good choice of course LOTR. Rambo, roger rabbit, PRINCESS BRIDE, starship troopers, uncle buck

>>86084031
Barry Lyndon is an alpha male

>>86086833
Barry Lyndon is an amazing movie but in no way masculine.

>>86084031
Taxi Driver
There Will Be Blood

>>86084031
>watching comic book movies
The fucking state of you.

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>>86084031
> Then make them endure the 3 hour Good the Bad and the Ugly

you're not gonna watch the first 2 parts first?

>>86093529
Barry Lyndon is entirely about seeking out father figures and being a father, how the hell isn't that masculine? The whole fucking thing revolves around what it means to be a man, you fucking child.

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3:10 to Yuma

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>ctrl+f
>no master and commander

You have failed /tv/.

>>86093772
>>86093772
Barry Lyndon wasn't about masculinity, there was one sub plot line alluding to concepts of masculinity (the whole feud with the step son). Kubrick's artistic goal with Barry Lyndon was to make a film as a reflection of the time period in England. That's why he modeled his cinematography after paintings from the time period and only used candlelight for lighting.

>>86094123
The whole story is a result of Barry not having a father and being raised by his mother, adopting older men as short-term father-figures and how not having a father ultimately made him a shit step-father. Throughout the movie there's the spectre of fatherhood and its impact on a man. It doesn't matter what Kubrick's intentions were, the story told is all about what makes a man. It sure as fuck deals with the subject more than some cowboy flicks.

>>86087080
you

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unexpected feels

>>86094336
>adopting older men as short-term father-figures
He befriended the old Irish guy, not for his age, but for being a fellow man of Irish decent. What are you talking about?
Also he was a shitty step father because he was only married to the sons mother for her money, due to him being a self serving opportunist.

Unironnicaly The Dark Tower.

No romance, minimal quips and a lot of manly things happenimg.
.

>>86085179
>Mel kino
Muh nigga.

>>86087365
Years of liberal brainwashing tend do that.

Consider the fact that movies on this thread are all like from 20 years ago
The last 2 decades have been numale Central.

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>The Hunt

Most based son of all time.

>>86085225
this movie is fucking awful and you should feel bad for posting it