Bronn, wheres his castle?

>>86079516
Only low test reddit Yass slay queen numales hate him

>>86079516
Most hated? But he's my favourite. I wanted him to fuck that dragon cuck up

>>86079516
why would anyone want a huge castle, just seems like a lot of work

>>86079516
I like Bronn. He's the best old man currently on the show. Yes, even better than Davos "Useless Fuck" Seaworth.

>>86079580
yup

I lost all respect for him when he got paid, then saw they were going to get BTFO and told Jamie to run, but Bronn stayed. He's a merc, not a hero.

>>86079714
there all the rage and alot of them are on the market after 4 years of war

>>86079766
he still wants his castle and high born lady for a wife

>>86079766
He realized there's not gonna be a good option for him if Dany wins so of course he stayed

Also he wanted a shot a killing a dragon, he knew the harpoon was there and figured "fuck it", gotta love Bronn

>>86079805
if anyones earned it its him

>>86079833
him and Euron, but I would take a teleporting fleet over a stationary castle anyday

>>86079832
I mean killing a dragon cements your name in history forever and bronn digs money, women, and glory

>>86079868
glory?

>>86079864
why not both but a castle on wheels

>>86079516
>tv/'s new most hated character
what are u talking about u dumb cunt

>>86079899
then you'll need a dragon to drag it on...

is that why they call dragons drag-ons?

which dragon is female.

Bronn's gonna clip its wings and sodomize it.

>yfw he does get Highgarden
BRONN OF HOUSE BLACKWATER, LORD OF THE REACH

>>86079950
only they looted all the food and gold from highgarden, so it's pretty worthless right about now

>>86079950
doesnt blackwater mean shit water?

>>86079864
What about a teleporting castle?
If it ever comes under seige just troll the besieging army by waiting until they get all their trenches dug and artillery built then teleport just out of range of their catapults.

>>86079972
No it's not, it's a castle, and hell the castle itself is irrelevant next to the lordship over the most prosperous of all the seven kingdoms.

>>86079516

Most hated?
He and Jaime are great together, if Tyrion joined them they would be the Westerosi dream team.
The only thing I dont like about Bronn is that hes just great at everything. Almost no flaws

>>86079980
Maybe, but that's the title he got at the battle of blackwater.

>>86080000
...the westerlands?

The worst change the show made from the books was not giving Bronn his castle/marriage. It ruined the image of someone who was not honorable and entirely in it for himself constantly moving up in the world, while good and noble people were constantly shit on.

All so they could move Bronn into the shitty Dorne storyline that miraculously managed to be even worse than the books' shitty Dorne storyline.

>>86079805
owning a castle means you have to pay for upkeep, and servents, and an army to defend it and it's surrounding territories.

If you got a huge ass one like High Garden that means you'll also have to manage the underlords.

I just don't see Bronn enjoying administrative work

>>86079950
I snickered when he just points out Highgarden in the background when talking about a castle for himself. Highgarden looks comfy as fuck too, not a bad choice in lordship.

>>86080026
not sure about tv but dany fags and redditors hate bronn all of a sudden thats for sure

>>86080038
show Bronn is welled like enough that they want to keep him around, so they are delaying his happy ending.

If they intend to keep the spirit of the books, then he'll live to the end and get his castle and noble lady wife and lordship

>>86079920
He knew exactly what to say for free (You)s and you took the bait

>>86080032
No, the Reach. Gold runs out, the Reach has the richest farmlands and is the most urbanized region.

>>86080103
and a sellsword would make a great farmland manager and the land will sure prosper under his rule

>>86079740
yeah do they even know what the fuck do with Davos?

why is he even so dedicated to Jon? he hardly knows the guy really

>>86080141
he knows the army of the dead is coming and Jon will fight it

>>86080177
he was dedicated to Jon before he knew he was the messiah or whatever.

Remember when he begged Melly to res him? He did that when he hadn't had a single scene with the guy.

>>86080210
cuz Stannis like Jon

>>86080230
Stannis also liked Melly but Davos didn't care, he was creeped out by her magic.

which makes it even stranger than he'd beg her to use it to revive a guy he doesn't know.

>>86080040
Yeah man, it's such a shit job, i'm glad we have all these selfless nobles to rule the kingdom in our stead.

>>86080133
That's barely fucking relevant, you think lords run farms?
They train to lead armies and fight (often not even that) and go hunting on their spare time. War is the traditional job of a nobleman.

>>86080241
Jon shot Mance to save him from being burnt

so Davos and Jon are both on the anti burning people side

>>86080265
they have advisors they can trust. Who does Bronn have?

>>86080312
but Davos seems to like Dany just fine

>>86080338
presumably a castle and lordship would come with advisers, or the funds to hire such

>>86079766
What makes you think he'd call himself a hero? He's just helping his buddy.

>>86080411
so you're trusting your whole wealth to somebody you don't really know. Enjoy getting your money stolen.

>>86080338
People who can recommend him some.
How do you think noble houses start out anyway?

>>86080459
i'm sure the lannisters can find a few loyal maesters for bronn

>>86080474
slowly and gradually, Robert B went from an high lord to King, let his buddy run his shit and the whole Kingdom turns to shit.

You need to be somewhat hands on

>>86079740
Davos has been a beta orbiter for the entire duration of the series.

>>86080517
lol, the lannisters don't even have a few loyal maesters. The only one they have is not even a maester and he's only in it to do crazy science

>>86080555
pycelle was loyal to the lannisters

>>86080381
he hasn't deal with her directly

>>86080565
not the ones that mattered

If bronn got a castle, what would be his tax policy?

>>86080600
not sure if he was trolling, but in season 2, he's not even sure how "borrowing money" works

>>86080522
>slowly and gradually
No, not really.
Someone grants you a title and it's yours. Usually from service in battle.
Or, you conquer a land, proclaim yourself its lord, and if no one challenges you it becomes so.

All concerns about being a good ruler or not are secondary.
But either way Robert wasn't even a particularly bad king. While he was alive he kept things stable. Only the ironborn dared challenge him, and they were crushed. He accomplished his main kingly duty.

>>86080681
sure, if you want to run it to the grounds within your lifetime.

But if you want to whore and drink till the end of your days, why have a castle at all? Just cash it in and do it without the hassle of responsibilities

>>86079516
>wheres his castle?
in his ass

>>86080067
I genuinely cannot fathom how they can hate him after the last episode. There must be a fundamental difference in the way we think.

>>86079516
Most hated? No chance. He's brilliant.
>>86079766
He is a merc, but the time he's spent with Jaime and the Lannisters you don't think he'd have some allegiance manifest within himself?

>>86080796
hardcore cgi dragon lovers

>>86079516
BRONN BRONN
HE IS OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
THEN NO ONE CAN

-ancient lannister battlecry

>>86080141
My head-canon is that he'll be loyal to any King who does his duty to his people like Stannis would have, and Jon is the second best there is to serve since he got "elected" by his own.

>>86080807
I think Bronn has his own code which is to be nice to the people he likes as long as he gets his share first.

He's nice to Podrick and Pod can't pay him shit.

He likes Tyrion so he convinced Jamie to see him in prison.

>>86080858
hows burning his loyal subject alive doing his duty to his people?

>>86080858
he was loyal to jon before he was elected king

when he was killed by his own people in fact

>>86079516
reddit now hates le quip man

is bronn now /ourguy/?

>>86080938
when was he ever not?

>>86080908
>burning Florent fucking shits who seek to betray you and undermine your royal authority
>not good for the people who need stability
Huh?

>>86080928
That one was weird. Guess it all goes back to him thinking Jon was the best for compromising and trying to mobilize northern resources against the Others.

>dickon

>>86080779
What could Robert even do that Ned didn't try to?

And castles+land are better than gold. you have the income but also the power to protect it. And your legacy is mostly secure as long as your descendants don't fuck it up.

>>86080067
Proof? Bronn has always been a universally beloved character, even among normies. I have a hard time believing even plebbit could turn on him, especially after the battle.

>>86079516
>tv hates bronn
Congratulations, this is the most effective bait I've seen in ages. All the faggots didn't know what hit them. Have a (You) on me.

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Come on ya fucker.

why would you hate him?
the fuck face he made when aiming that scorpion with a fucking chance to killing a dragon was the best.
Sure, he could run away but now he can brag that he shot down a fucking dragon once.
If he succeeded he would have been called a dragonslayer

>>86079516
He's the best bro and only tumblr/reddit fags/dykes Reee about mah QUEEEEEN!

>>86080819
These dragons are shit, they can't even talk.

/tv/ help someone who doesn't live in America watch the latest ep I beg of thee

>>86080141
He saw him come back to life

>>86082393
He was loyal to Jon when he was just a corpse. He begged Mely to bring him back to life, which makes no sense, because he always seemed to loathe her magic and didn't even know Jon at the time.

>>86081196
Ser Bronn the Dragonslayer
Nigga could have all the pussy he want

>>86082304
wikiseriesonline

>>86079516
he is stupid and greedy asshole, i hope he dies

>>86083116
Ser Bronn the bad poosy slayer

>>86079740
Davos is great because he is honest and respectful. He is the kind of man you want as your adviser. He also does a pretty good job of talking to others in a straightforward humble way, that people seem to like.

Bronn is great because he honest, but doesn't give a fuck, and will fuck shit up. He is the guy you want watching your back.

>>86080858
He is just a good judge of character, and will tell you when you are going too far, even if you are the king.
But he is also loyal, so he will stick by his king, and try to persuade him to calm the fuck down.

>>86084067

This. Bronn is the lovable madman who is still realistic enough to keep himself alive. Also his actor is really spot on.

Davos is on a slightly slower tier but still a bro.

>>86080026
He was pretty soundly beat by that Dothraki rider, until he impaled the shit out of him.

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>>86081139

>>86079516

hated?
Pretty sure Bronn of the Basedwater is the most loved character on /tv/.
Normies hate him.

Bronn is the second most based character after Euron.

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>>86084961

>>86079832
>He realized there's not gonna be a good option for him if Dany wins so of course he stayed

Why would he think that? The hand of the queen is his former best pal and last time they saw each other they were on fairly good terms.

>>86080210
It's not that Jon is the messiah

Davos is smart, he knows that if the others march south everyone is dead
Jon is the only one that realizes that threat

>>86084867
That's what I like about him
He's not this noble guy who will stand until death comes
He picks his battles to maximize his chances of winning

>you don't fight with honor
>no, he did
It's then when I started loving the guy
No homo

>>86081015
lmao

>>86079516
It's clear that Jamie is just waiting for him to die so he never has to pay him.

>>86080038
This, they just wanted a buddy cop for jamie's character to play off of.

>>86080040
You hire pepole to handle all that shit. You just sit in your throne Room collecting the profit.

>>86080096
Yeah, I have a feeling that jamie will live to the end (it has been hinted at that he is losing faith in cercie). He will honor his agreements even after Danny takes over the throne and marries Jon.

>>86080241
>>86080230
Stamos was a retard. He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and couldn't inspire his men for shit. Compared to that jon is is significantly better since he was able to actually win battles and be charismatic.

>>86079714
Why you own peasants to take care of it

>>86080338
You don't need to be able to trust your advisors any more than you need to be able to trust your middle management when you are a ceo or owner of a buisness. You don't need preexisting deep relationships with them

>>86079714
residual income

>>86080381
>but Davos seems to like Dany's tits just fine
Fixed for you

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Can I get a link to the leaked script for episode 5. Any jewish lawyers monitoring this thread feel free to prosicute as I have no money.

>>86085185
>Implying she listens to her advisers

>>86080779
Castle brings a revenue stream. It is easier to not run out that way. Also landed lords are higher in the hierarchy than some random rich lord wit no money. He wanted money, land, family, and generational wealth.

>>86085185
He doesn't be know that. Plus he just injured her dragon. Don't think he'll last long in post Dany womb

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>>86088107
don't have the script but here's the plot leak

>>86088523
Thnx, would still love a script if anyone has it

>>86088523
Man, if CIA dies like that it would be pretty pathetic.

>>86089565
>if

>>86081139
HEERE'S JOHNNY!

>>86089565
CIA really has been ruined as a character, the same guy who fucked over Ned Stark and climbed laddahsh is now beta orbiting Sansa like a sex pest, and not the fun brothel owning kind

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>>86079516
>implying I don't like both bronn and danny

>>86089565
Showfag here, not much of a loss, wouldn't be the first hyped up character to do nothing of worth.

>>86079714
But think of that equity!

The only think I can think works go wrong if you got boned by Westerosi Tax Policy.