People thought this was better than MoS and BvS?

>>86057505
for me its MOS > BVS > WW > Academy-Award Winning SS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> marble plebshit

>>86057505
Because hot kikess.

>>86057505
Because they're Rotten Tomatoes zombies

>>86057505
It was more accessible to normies plus love story for roasties and stronk womyn for tumblrinas

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>>86058020
>>86057985
>>86057624

They do what they're told, it's not their fault.

>>86057505
MOS and BVS was a little dark for most.

Hell I still love watchmen but it turns a lot of people off.

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YAAAAASSSS QUEEEEN

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>>86057505
Diana was just so cute
Her and steves love story saved the movie alone

>>86058044
>someone was so assblasted he made this

>>86057505

Because it didn't have utterly incompetent editing, ham-fisted directing, the leads had charisma and chemistry, and it wasn't absolutely grim throughout?

It wasn't great but it was at least competent, which is a hell of a lot more than can be said for the previous DCU offerings.

>>86058230

This is a gay thing, right?

the YAAS shit? You've given up on women? It's either retarded or gay, I love both the retarded and the homosexual.

>>86057505
omfg these edgy children
Occam's fucking razor because it is

>>86058574
It's just one dude spamming it all over the board.

>>86058743

can't believe I didn't see the botting. sorry.

>>86057505

This was more save the cat than the others.

because it had a fucking logical plot, not like the other two shitheaps

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>>86057505
Better chemistry between the main characters

all those movies are complete dog shit with MoS being the most bearable

>>86058947
I am just happy that Pine has a genuine hit, I enjoy his movies and he was getting into a run of bombs.

>>86057505
Because Cavill is one of the most boring actors ever when playing Superman.

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>>86058187
yet no one complained The Dark Knight was too dark

maybe because it didn't suck ass like BvS and MoS?

>>86059036
Agreed, he seems like a genuine good guy. Plus he was honestly a really good choice for nü-Kirk in Star Trek with his charisma.

>>86058947
>that moment when she remembers she's married

topkek

>>86059099
To be fair, MOS and BvS are much darker in my mind then TDK. If the TDK was going as dark as MOS or so on you would have had both of the ferries be blown up and so on.

Also, even if /tv/ shit on him, Nolan is a really good director who doesn't make bad films. Even TDKR, which is by far his weakest film is better then 90% of cape films. So yes there is a quality issue as well.

>>86059153
He really was a great choice for Kirk.

But I was getting worried as prior to this
>Hell or high water - good solid award hit.

But is other recent films...

Star Trek Beyond - huge bomb (even if it was better then most trek films)
The Finest Hours - Huge huge bomb
Z for Zachariah - < 200k in the box office
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit - failed to launch

So i am glad it was a hit and he being noted as a major reason why.

>>86057505
Because it's easy to understand. That's pretty much all it is. Some if the same themes are present, but they're handled in a very straightforward manner. It matches the sort of plot people imagine for a character like a Wonder Woman expect.

Watched The Dark Tower this weekend. I'm becoming increasingly aware that critics(people in general, really) use a sort of mental "answer key" to "grade" movies that's adapted from a pre-existent IP. I'm not saying that's necessarily a bad thing, but a movie can be a bad adaptation and still be a decent movie, and vice versa.

>>86057505
>People thought this was better than MoS and BvS?
Yes, because it was.

>>86058947
There was zero chemistry between them in the movie, mostly because line was a mumbling bumbling autismo.
>"I'm.... above average"
>"Uh where I'm from men and women dont... I mean they do.. uh sleeping next to... Uh sleeping together.."
Wtf? Is this dialogue ment to be funny or endearing or ever sound like something real people would say?

>>86060206
All of the above.

It sounds like how a guy would react when asked questions about sex by a literal goddess

>>86060206
stop lying

>>86059536
Haha fuck I totally forgot about Jack Ryan and how terribly mediocre it was. Probably the most forgettable movie of the last 10 years that I saw in theatres.

But yeah he was a great foil to Gadot's WW. More pragmatic than heroic, experienced instead of naive, etc.

>>86060206
Mumbling and yelling and moving eyebrows equals good acting nowadays

>Would you ssssssssssssssssssss...ay you're an average example of men?"

>>86057505
Because Man of Steel and Superman V Batman were unbelievable pieces of shit. They make Catwoman look good in comparison.

>>86060206
It sounds like what I imagine a man born in 1880 would say to a virgin woman-child who asks him about sex after he saw her effortlessly kill two dozen men earlier that day.

>>86060206
You only think they have no chemistry because you have aspergers/autism.

>chemistry

things plebs say about movies

>>86060553
moron

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>>86057505

cuz muh feminism

Movie was pretty boring, the action was atrocius

>A JAR OF PISS
>Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
>M-Martha
>lol I'm Lex in this movie. Put every one of my lines on a t-shirt Hot Topic.
>Lex's motive is something stupid about gods and man, so he creates and even bigger god that's even more difficult to control
>Also when the fuck did he learn Bruce's identity?
>or Clark's?

>>86058359
They were embarrassing and she was only cute to men because she was a fucking idiot. Oh look at the cute girl who doesn't understand anything.

>>86057505
>How?
Because people are allowed their own opinions.

>Why?
Because it was. WW is the only DCEU movie to date I would ever consent to watching a second time.

>>86057505
Didn't think it was a philosophical musing on the relationship between man and God and instead WAS A FUCKING SUPERHERO MOVIE

>>86060914
If I started right now explaining what an abject retard you are, I'd still be typing this time tomorrow.

>>86058230
god damn this movie was so bad

>>86061165
Wow you must type very slowly

>>86061205
No, that's just the profundity of >>86060914's misconceptions. I'm actually embarrassed for whomever typed that.

>>86058572

This about sums it up yeah

>>86060914
jfc.
like really ffs.

for more than a year. for more than a fucking year people have been explaining this fucking list and you still don't get it you fucking stupid nigger

for one whole year people have been making threads explaining this shit and you're still too fucking dumb to get it.

i'm done

i'm so fucking done. stick to your poocoming pajeet

fuck you

>>86061398
Bad copy/pasta

>>86060477
yep, exactly.

>>86057505
WW was an incredibly dry and flat movie. The villains were by the book boring, the love interest was pushed, unbelievable, the story was just a straight line.
Action was ok. The only good thing was qt Gadot herself.

>>86057505
I loved WW. I'd consider it equal or above Ironman 1 since the pacing was good, the chemistry between pine and Gadot was awesome (in which Pine literally carried the movie) and I came in expecting to hate Gadot but I grew to love her, she was really cute in the film. although the film suffered from the Ares reveal (terrible fight scene looked like skyrim guy or some shit) the good outweigh the bad.

MoS was great, but it took the masses into a surprise and didn't expect a gloomy serious superman and was expecting something along like Reeve / Roth Superman, but I still liked it.

BvS was a total different animal. It really felt and showed it should have been 2 and 1/2 films. WB wanting to catchup to the MCEU fast forwarded and instead of creating MoS2 then Batman and then BvS decided to fuck it lets create this shit and introduce WW plus the other JLs via email. it really felt bloated and Snyder did the best he could. Gutting the film didn't help it at all

>>86061274
But BvS was a stupid pretentious trash movie

>>86061618
DCEU isn't trying to "catch up" to MCU. That's retarded. How does this dumbass race work? First to introduce Thanos? Oh wait, they're two different universes and different characters. Kill yourself.

>>86058947
She's adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlWpC_g3rD0

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>>86060206
lol

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>>86058574
No it's using what strong feminists use ironically.

>>86057505
Because it literally has better pacing, cinematography, Editing and writing this, MoS and BvS? Fuck off if you are one of those fedora brainless who was duped into thinking those movies are #5deep2me.

>>86062508
*than MoS

>>86061908
>DCEU isn't trying to "catch up" to MCU
Are you absolutely stupid?

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>>86061908
>churn out three movies within a 2 and a half year timespan
>rush origin stories for all major JL characters just to pump a JL film out
>"HAHA THEY AREN'T TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH MARVEL'S DECADES LONG CINEMATIC UNIVERSE HAHA I'M NOT NERVOUS!"
I honestly can't wait for Infinity War to make a billion.

>>86058514
I made this

>>86058044
>not "to smart"
wasted opportunity

>>86062032
she's SO qt :3

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>>86062747
>wins Oscar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>86061908
dude its obvious DCEU wants to catchup to MCEU. Studios know that capeshit will fade just like how high fantasy did back in the 2000s. everything has phases, that's why they're eager to look for the next big thing (anime videogame movies, books etc). WB knows it has to time its Darkseid movie along the same time as IF, since after that its exhaustion

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>>86062652
>>86063039

And they've not only succeeded, they're well on their way to surpassing the unimaginative, anti-art McSchlock the House of Mouse has been churning out since Phase 2.

And they're doing it while telling an interwoven, intricate story instead of teasers stapled to the ends of their films like an afterthought.

>>86063039
>won a throway Oscar for makeup because there was literally only one other movie that could have won that and it was still bullshit that they didn't.
I guess if you rather have an Oscar than people respecting and enjoying your films, sure...

>>86063780
>And they're doing it while telling an interwoven, intricate story instead of teasers stapled to the ends of their films like an afterthought.
Poor bait.

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>>86064445
I know that Lex Luthor either has leverage on Amanda Waller or might even be her boss. I know that because I actually know how to engage with a story instead of sitting back like a brain-dead retard waiting to be spoonfed.

Disney expects its audience to be fucking stupid. DC rewards its audience for being smart.

>>86062032
shes so cute, and chris pine is great too i loved him on Hell and high water

>>86060266
in the 30s

Because WW was an objectively good movie.

WW has actually good fighting scenes and good humor
There's no millennial leftard geek luthor, just the oldman-face swole god of war.
No boring "Louis Lane is special because she bangs superman" plot, WW just bangs the dude and thats the end of it
No one's named Martha.

I could go all night but I wont, that sufficient

>>86065046
>DC films are so poorly written that I need to fill in the gaps by my own headcanon and then just excuse plot holes (of which there are monumental examples) by just assuming they are ebin kino narrative pieces of a 12 dimensional puzzle.
Just kill yourseld.

>>86066029
*yourself

>>86065046
>he actually thinks Suicide Squad has anything intellectually interesting to do with the other films and wasn't just a mess that shoehorned the Joker and Batman characters to warrant it as "part of the cinematic universe".

>>86065046
>DC rewards its audience for being smart.
BOTH THUR MAMA'S NAMES IS MARTHA, WOAH!

Because it legitimately is better than MoS and BvS.

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>>86064395
>>86066029
>>86066210
>>86066352
>>86066365
>this is how the brainlet retorts
enjoy your nickelodeon award faggots.

>>86063067
>fade just like how high fantasy did back in the 2000s.
Game of Thrones is the number one most watched show on the planet, dude.

>>86066365
True, but that's not exactly a high bar to clear

>>86066461
Of course not, superhero movies have an extremely low bar.

>>86066029
>>86066210

You guys wouldn't know good writing if it sat on your face. Just google the meaning of the word "Argus." If you're not complete idiots, you'll do us the courtesy of shutting the fuck up at that point.

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>>86066461
go back to r/cuckold

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>>86066497
brainlets are legit retarded, it's funny how this has been sitting infront of their face for a month now and they still don't get it.

>>86057505
THE FEMINAZI'S AND THEIR SJW LAPDOGS WERE DESPERATE FOR THIS TO BE A HIT WHICH IS WHY THEY'VE BEEN SHOVELING MONEY TOWARDS IT, SO THEY CAN SCREAM THAT IT'S A TRIUMPH OF FEMINISM WHILE IGNORING THE DOZEN OR SO ACTION MOVIES WITH FEMALES IN THE LEAD LIKE TOMB RAIDER, HUNGER GAMES, UNDERWORLD AND RESIDENT EVIL ETC.....!!!

FUCKING MORONS ARE DESPERATE TO ATTACH THEMSELVES TO ANYTHING THEY THINK THEY CAN USE TO PROMOTE THEIR AGENDA AND SIGNAL THEIR VIRTUE!!! OF COURSE THEY'LL IGNORE THAT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2 HAS MADE 80 MILL MORE WORLDWIDE!!!

NEXT YEAR THEY'LL START UP AGAIN WHEN BLACK PANTHER BECOMES THE NEXT SHINY OBJECT THEY HITCH THEIR WAGON ONTO!!!FACT!!!

>>86066444
Why don't you delve into this then? Let's look at Suicide Squad you easily impressed faggot.

I want you to tell me literally WHERE you get that she has some sort of relation to Lex. Let's assume it's true. So Bruce knows Waller personally and yet, not once would Lex come up in conversation? No, we don't even get that information in the after credits scene anyway...since this movie is a retarded mess and not some deep "interwoven" kino. But hey, maybe there are some cool interplaying storylines here that tie into the DCU? Oh man! The Joker!

Wait a minute, the Joker gets two minutes of screen time through flashbacks and nothing about him is established in any meaningful way to the point where it doesn't even seem like he knows who Batman is on any personal level outside of the fact that Batman exists and stopped him once.

Gee, look at all this interwoving...must be too deep for me.

>>86059036
Pine should be playing Hawkeye instead of that fugly gimp Renner. Lesson learned, NEVER let Joss Whedon cast people, just look at Voldemort with tits he put in as Scarlett Witch!!!FACT!!!

>>86066497
>movie made a Greek language reference or a comic book reference
>woah, must be too deep for us.
Everyone knows what Argus is in the DC universe you fucking clod. There is nothing complex with mentioning them. Christ, are you that easily impressed? Everyone knows about the organization Argus, did you seriously think that was difficult to figure out?

>>86066562
Yes. DC films are literally just too smart for me.

>>86057505
because mops and bvs are shit

>>86063067
Dude its not MCEU. Its the the MCU. Marvel Cinematic Universe. DCEU stands for DC Expanded Universe.

>>86063039
SUICIDE SQUAD WON AN OSCAR FOR MAKE-UP, APPROPRIATE SINCE SNYDER MAKES MOVIES FOR CLOSET FAGZ WHO WILL END UP AS TRANNIES!!!FACT!!!

>>86066910
I just realized CTM ends with FACT!!! in every of his posts.
Can i pretend to be u?

>>86058230
jesus this is terrible. I kinda wanted to see the movie because gal is top qt, but this is just yikes

>>86067016
The whole movie is not this sequence. Film is solid up until the last 5 minutes.

>>86066766
Yeah, I know what A.R.G.U.S. is in the comics and the tv shows, but tell me what the word actually means. Why is it that right after Lex blows off Lois's accusations, he launches into his bit about circles and triangles?

Keep telling yourself it's just coincidence and headcanon, retard, or fucking apply yourself for once. I don't give a shit.

>>86067234
Well, since it's not obviously about Argus Panoptes, the monster of 100 eyes, why don't you enlighten me to these 4deep2me concepts that apparently enrich the film in such a nuanced way that I literally overlook them?

>>86067234
>dude referefences to Greek mythology make you smart ;)
These references don't service the plot you dumb teenager.

>>86067234
>it's not headcanon! Nobody else but me can answer my own questions and that must mean it's their fault!

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>>86067381
>>86067429
>>86067481
its like playing checkers with a toddler

>>86067806
Thanks for all those hard-hitting points. Sure showed me.

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>>86067806
Fucking hilarious, isn't it?

>>86067806
((((((((tips))))))))

>>86068311
You people are autistic as shit.

Maybe because the characters had, i don't know, personality?

>>86057947
This, but without the racism.

>>86067381
You're all over it and will figure it out sooner or later, though my money's decidedly on it being the latter, and no, I'd rather not tell you because it might genuinely spoil a surprise for you that you'll enjoy, and there's also the fact that every post you've ever made leaves one with the impression that you're a mean-spirited, smug, little asshole who would be too pissed off at being shown how brainless he really is to ever humble himself to admitting it.

>>86069145
Yes. I'm clearly the smug one here.
#toosmart4Marvel amirite?

>>86069145
>but I'm not going to tell you teehee ;)
Probably because it's headcanon.

>>86066458
we're talking about movies here. you don't need to pay anything to watch GoT,

>>86070533
>you don't need to pay anything to watch GoT
Are you pretending to not understand HBO subscriptions? And also, all you said was high fantasy, not the format of which you watch it.

>>86058230

I know Snyder had nothing to do with this but this is just Snyder.

>>86057505
cell phone footage of a tv screen showing super 8 footage of my hairy asshole taking a shit is better than MoS and BvS

>>86057505
It's all capeshit. Therefore, it's all shit.

>>86057505
Because this is mediocre while they are utter trash.

>>86072320
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>>86073697
t. reddit guats

>>86073736
Only on /tv/ would you ever take pride in liking shitty superhero movies or just superhero movies in general. Good job.

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>>86073736
>goofing on retarded kids movies is considered reddit now
when did /tv/ turn into club penguin?

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>>86074282
>tfw i was gonna respond with a snarky marvel post but I miss club penguin too much
club penguin is 11 years old now