This was a fucking chore to sit through, even when I watched

>>86054193
it's fine

How fast do you normally watch kinos?

x1.75 patrician reporting in.

>>86054193
I honestly dont know why horror fans force themselves to like shit movies. Its like they wanna be part of the "horror following". Its a shit movie.

>>86054428
x64

>>86054487
Why is this a shit movie?

>>86054193
I want to protect this loli's smile

>>86054193
It is a good movie as is Drag Me To Hell

>>86054193
You're supposed to watch it giggling with friends and drinking beer, not sitting autistically alone.

>>86054193
I watched it with friends as someone ITT suggested. We all hated it. Boring and annoying.

Lot's of questions being directed at OP--zero answers. What was the point of this thread. To just make a statement that you disliked the movie? Were you planning any discussion?

Bit of a mental midget aren't you?

>>86059742
worst kind of thread when the OP thinks its just a fucking blog entry.

>>86054193
I thought this was very good actually.

t. didn't see the original so I have nothing to compare it to

>>86057387
but Drag Me to Hell was better.

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>>86054193

Watch ash vs evil dead instead

>>86061562
This. Especially the last few episodes back at the cabin.

>>86054193
the beginning and ending sucked. from the forest rape through to before the raining blood das gut...

It was alright. I liked the special effects and the finale kept me entertained enough.

>>86061562

I couldn't get through the first Season. It felt like the other characters were more of a focus and Ash was just there to tag along.

>>86062585

The second season shifts toward him but my guess is that they wanted to attract a new audience with the younger characters but the last episodes where he goes back to the cabin were really well done

>>86061899
the pre-title card was kino, everything after that was shit

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>>86061767

I liked when he became the villain in season 2. Wish it lasted longer and they didn't decide to make this sequel when the actor is years past his prime

>>86054337
No, it was not.

>>86058013
A movie shouldn't have that type of preparation
or environment.

>>86060931
Suck yourself.

>>86054193
who is this semen demon?

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>>86061562
this

>>86061562
Hoping Season 3 is good now that the Literally Rebbiit showrunner is gone.

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>>86064577
>Bruce Campbell being past his prime

>>86064846

Same. The excessive reddit humor was starting to drag the show down

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>>86065056

Okay. He looks pretty good with blood splattered on him and surrounded by hot babes though

>>86065178
Producer wanted more serious horror and the showrunner complained that Evil Dead should just be comedy and laughs. The reason the Raimi pilot episode was so good was because it was a good balance of humor and horror.

>>86055998
boring, unoriginal.

>>86054193
I watched this movie with a boner because of possessed Mia.
Definitely would've jumped in the basement for a satanic fuck session if I was in that situation.

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>>86065530
RIP qt

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>>86054193
>wasn't in the mood to watch a movie
>forced himself to watch one anyway
>had a bad time

>>86066036

Shit's pretty inconsistent though. Why is ash the only one in the franchise that can come back from turning into a deadite while no one else can

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>>86066036
her face looks like someone was playing with the photoshop morph tool a little too much

>>86066447
because he's the chosen one

>>86066526

Kiwis are weird looking

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>>86066526
That's just not a very good photo. She has a kind of unusual face, but she's pretty pleasing to look at.

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The Evil Dead
https://youtu.be/0hAMYnBEtg4?t=47

Evil Dead 2013
https://youtu.be/5PikP1s15F0?t=154

When you dive into what makes The Evil Dead so good and what made Evil Dead just a regular okay-tier horror movie, you just need to look at those 2 clips. Evil Dead was a fine movie but it was no where near as good as the original because it didn't have enough substance to propel it further.

>>86067189

Original evil dead was also the only horror movie to turn its faggot main character into an iconic pimp superhero after losing a body part