What movies should I watch in order to pick up cute hipster chicks?

pretend you read books instead

>>86048524
Jules et Jim

>>86048524
Miranda July movies. (gag puke)

>>86048524
500 days of summer
the color blue or whatever
life is strange

>>86048783
Life is strange is a game you mong

>wanting to pick up hipster chicks
Literally worst brand of attractive female

Beginners

this >>86048556

watching movies is supporting capitalism. if you still wanna drop some movie titles, you could always mention some rare french new wave kinos

Amelie
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Annie Hall
I Heart Huckabees
Magnolia
Lost in Translation
The Dreamers
500 Days of Summer (if she's a normie-leaning hipster)

Good luck, OP

Dear White People

>>86048844
they don't make games anymore. just movies that make you press x sometimes

>>86048524
wes anderson and french films

>>86048991
Stop playing playstation then

>>86048901
keut hipster girls never swoon when i start ranting about my hard-on for chris marker tho

That one Jim Carrey movie
That movie with the Beatles songs
Shit with Michael Cera
Shit directed by Coppola's daughter

>>86048524
>pick up cute hipster chicks
tell em yer gay and don't want them in your gay club because it's boys night only this saturday: they will literally barge in and start groping you and your friends.

>>86049059
this only works if you have a really fancy beard and your parlance has a lot of facets and esprit desu

>>86048556
/lit/ doesn't fare any better

>>86048913
>I Heart Huckabees
Watching the trailer enraged me

>>86049117
Sounds like a greentext story, anon

>>86049117
elaborate

Marvel or stuff like Perks of Being a Wallflower

Why do hipster chicks always seem to have such aggressive eyebrows?

That's a boy, anon

>>86049059
Maybe because Marker is not nouvelle vague you fucking idiot, they can see right through you.

>>86049692
Because they want nothing to do with you.

>>86049692
>>86049794
They're fundamentally antisocial

>>86049692
they are mad at you for being A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>86049692
they like to emote with them a lot

>>86049897
Goddamn scum of the earth.

>>86049942
objectively true. black people will be over white people by 2030 hopefully

>>86049692
cause they're as autistic as you are
and no they won't fuck you cause they also want to bang a chad like you want to bang a stacey

pick up a normie chick, then bully her into being your manic pixie dream girl

Transformers

>>86050145
patrician choice

>>86048556
But nothing too mainstream or too obscure, classics are a safe bet

>>86049711
Yes, and

>>86050094
>projecting this much

>>86049711
jawline, anon

>>86050264
triggered