What was the stupidest part of last nights episode?

Yes.

>>86045223
the fact that it lasted less than 50 minutes...

>>86045223
>Little Finger acting like a total creep and then getting triggered when Bran says "Kays isa leddeu"

that cliffhanger ending

even though we all know jamie doesn't died right there

>>86045435
>drops on shore water of 2 feet depth
>is shown falling into the abyss ocean
i'm so mad at this shit show but i need to finish it now that i've watched this far

>>86045223
>these monsters are 10/10 in britain

>>86045223
I think the most stupid thing is that we have 10 /got/ threads while you have a general where you can ask dumb questions like this

>the legendary warrior randall tarley not being shown ONCE in the battle
>no one sweating heavily next to dragonfire
>dany using one minute intervals to attack
>ballista ex machina
>anime logistics
>le stoic stronk stark women
fuck. this. show.

>>86046060
>>anime logistics
Arya's cheap showmanship was garbage, but Dany's teleporting horsefuckers are on another level. How the fuck is this allowed?

>>86046426
you forgot:
>bron ex machina
>bron throwing that dagger and then in next shot they're literally like 50 meters away
>no one mentioning rickon

>>86046426
i thought the dragons just flew the army to battlefield...in some kind of net maybe

>>86045223
why don't actors ever say anything? they're the only ones on set who could point out stupid shit and not get their asses handed to them. are they really so lazy as to not rock the boat because they just want to get it over with?

Dany riding into battle with no armor except her plot armor

>>86049371
Barristan Selmy's actor did

They killed him off for it

Not even fucking joking, he begged them to keep him on but they were so buttmad about him telling them to stop changing shit that they just killed him off and told him to fuck off

>>86050350
cor blimey m8 wud av a smash on 'er

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>>86049836 I'm still pissed about that. What a fucking waste of a great character.

>>86049836
What is with people that makes them unable to stick to the source material? Is it ego? Do they think they could make it better?

>>86045223

Fireproof horses that run through walls of fire

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>>86045223
>Last nights episode
>Not watching it when it leaked on Thursday

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brann has some of the worst fucking dialogue i have ever seen.

what the fuck happened lol. it's like a shit live action role play

>>86045223
At this point, I consider it canon that none is westeros uses, or has even heard of, scouts, sentries or pickets. An entire horsefucker horde plus a dragon got to within charging distance of the lannister caravan and nobody noticed.

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>86045223
slightly off-related, but anyone remember the name of that got reviewer whose trademark pic was a bear winking?

idiot kept spamming things like "there is no way danny+jon will work", "danny will be stopped" and some other shit like that to assure us that it is not 100% normalfag fanfic.

would love to see him getting BTFO and taking everything back.

>>86052214
Jaime and Bronn berate the Freys for not having scouts during their siege so I have no fucking clue why everyone's getting ambushed constantly in this season.

>>86052214
let's not forget about lf marching through half of westeros with an entire host to winterfell, but without a single reference to the invasion by the boltons.

Anyone got the link to the blog that had all the spoilers to this season?

so none of you dipshits know what a "touch" is.

>>86045584
I'm thinking the "sinking" shot was more symbolic than an actual river that goes from 0 to 50 feet deep in the space of a tackle.

>>86051026
>Is it ego? Do they think they could make it better?

As someone who has regular contact with those in the industry, it's absolutely ego. People will think they are improving things because they have a vision or because they feel their view is superior to others. This ego is fed by pathetic transplants who move into LA hoping to break into the industry and kiss their ass everyday and nearly everywhere they go. Not to mention, their affluent lifestyle ensures they stay in this bubble of ego. After all, if you challenge someone like D & D, they'll quickly remind you that they're behind the award winning and money making series and that you have no credits to prove your worth.

Ego is what drives shitty moves in Hollywood. One other easy example is Sony's executives.

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>>86051379
fuck you this scene was great

>>86050350
Do you think the producers are pissed the kids ages so poorly?

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>>86052888
also this was just as good

>>86053000
hahaha

>>86046060
He's a legendary commander

>>86053000
Jesus christ

>>86052214

She can just pick out sentries with her dragon.

>>86051050
Not normal fire either. That shit is supposed to be hot enough to burn rocks.

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>>86050350

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>>86052888
I still laugh, my sides

>>86053000
oh my god.. what the fuck did bran actually say to upset the dickfinger ?

there were too many loud nigs aping off in the backround i couldn't hear...

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>>86045223
>What was the stupidest part of last nights episode?
The blatant racism.

>>86049836
Hasn't he died in the books?Fuck it's been years i can't remember

>>86053499
>Varys has a footlong

>>86053524
>Khal Drogo
>white

Holy shit my sides.

>>86045407
Had to repeat that line multiple times myself. Thought he was talking about someone named "Alana".

>>86053524
Why do you post this in every thread?

>>86053499
chaos is a ladder

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>>86051050
>Riders unafraid of charging into a mass of spears
>Horses unafraid of charging into the same mass
>Horses unafraid of fire
>Horses unafraid of a FUCKING DRAGON
fucking steppenigger propaganda

Probably Jaime being snuck up on by a dragon and a dothraki horde.

That or any scenes involving Arya from now on.

>>86053540
no.

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>>86053000
Holy fuck thank you

>>86053710

yes! thank you

>>86053693
Really? Is english your first language?

>>86050813
Idk why this triggers people. He was old af and went out like a boss killing several guys while being outnumbered severely.

>>86053000
best thing to come of this season

This whole show would've been saved if Arya stepped up to fight the giant lady like a confident woman and was btfo by one horizontal swing of her massive fuck off sword.
Then she could learn that no amount of spinning around is going to block the energy behind a swing like that, and that she should stick to stealth. Kinda like what happened to the guy who fought the mountain, only she wouldn't get her head crushed learning not to be a flamboyant faggot in a fight.

>>86051208
>Not watching it when in leaked on friday in low quality on your laptop, then rewatching it last night in hd on your tv.

>>86053524
>I aint paying no money

Fucking ape.

>>86052888
Holy shit my sides

>>86054332
But Oberyn won that fight.

>>86053524
Can /pol/ fuck right off? No one cares.

>>86054332
Oberyn only lost because he let his anger get the better of him. Clearly he was shown to be a better fighter.

Missandei not knowing what a fucking bastard is
she was literally a translator, and in company of westerners for a while, you'd think she'd know

The episode was great.

Only real problem was the scene between Arya and Sansa, as it really highlighted how limited their acting abilities were. No other people to bounce off of but themselves.

>>86054515
i do

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>>86053000

>>86054332
I almost thought that was going to happen when Brienne just kicked her in the chest, but they doubled down on the stupid.

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Have shield walls ever worked against waves of cavalry?
They couldn't really expect to hold the line even if danaerys didn't bring her deus ex machina.

>>86053764
You're totally right. A fierce warrior people who live for combat and base their entire society of horse-based warfare would be afraid to charge an enemy, and their horses would be equally skittish.

>knock down opponent
>just stand there like a retard while they get up

Why does this happen, ever? I get why in a sparring match, but even Qotho let Jorah get up, and that was a fight to the death. And even if it was a sparring match, Bertha would want Arya to learn how it is in a war.

I love the new teleportation magic this season, but will a character ever explain it?

>>86054719
Every time
>>86054748
Thanks

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>>86053696

>>86045223
That /pol/ got super triggered when Drogon the dothraki anally ravaged the Lannisters

>>86054793
Just assume that there are timeskips. Do you really want to wait one season to see something cool happen?

>>86054719
Shield walls? Not so much. Pike walls? Most definitely.

Swiss pikemen, Spanish tercios, and German landsknechts helped to end the reign of heavy cavalry as much as the development of the firearm.

>>86054973
but how did tyrion get there then?

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>the cutie

>>86052888
That's not the actual dialogue is it?

>>86055004
He was already there. He went with Dany but didn't go into the battle because he's a midget.

>>86054719
Light cavalry suck ass against trained heavy infantry. Most cavalry where used for flanking and routing formations that are broken. Rarely would a charge directly into a infantry formations work well even more heavier cav.

Now if they where doing some Mongol shit and just surrounded them and kite them with horse archers that would work.

>>86055020
Cute doesn't have to mean attractive or pretty. She is cute, especially when she does that fake laugh when people laugh at her list.

>>86054973
Not the guy you're responding to, but either dani and her hordes can teleport or the lannisters absolutely suck at logistics and can't even get the carts back to kings landing in the space of 3-6 weeks

Also where the fuck was euron ex machina this time? Surely the dothraki must have travelled across water on ships from dragonstone to the reach?

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>>86054793
>implying the Ironfleet doesn't have anti-gravity engines left by the forest Kokiri elves to the first men

>>86052986
They have to be. Arya always looked the same, but boy does Bran look like shit now. Like a sewer rat from Israel.

>>86055154
He's a raven and ravens have beaks

>>86055020
for some reason pedophiles see no flaw in her, likely due to their illness and inability to see anything other than a rounded bablyface-like visage

>>86055154
Why the fuck can't Bran look ugly?

>>86055154
no way Arya was a qtpie in season 1. She looks like someone that lives in a pub all day now.

>>86055333
Trips of truth

>>86050813
Just reading that dialogue made me realise just how shit the show is now

>>86045407
>Little Finger acting like a total creep and then getting triggered when Bran says "Kays isa leddeu"
Doesn't he gets triggered because he has used that line before?
I don't rember all his dialogue, but that was my first thought.

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>Deflecting and parrying a large 2 handed sword with a sword as thin as a needle.
This only works in Anime.

>>86045223
ppl at work thought this was the best scene. I couldn't reveal my power level

>>86055589
it's something he said privately to varys years ago, that's why it fucked him up so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15-op9n7FO8

>>86045223
The part where Dany didn't get fisted with Jamie's golden hand after watching her Dragon and barbarian horde get slaughtered

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Why did they use only 1 ballista? It's not like it's an expensive weapon to make.

>>86045223
Bronn jumping a foot away from the Ballista followed by the wide shot showing a huge explosion that would have certainly engulfed him only for the next shot to reveal that he is completely fine and presumably impervious to fire.

There was cringier stuff in the episode for sure but that was the moment of pure stupidity. The show is now so dire that there isn't even any consistency from shot to shot.

>>86055362
because she does
she drinks and smokes every day look at her IG

The way people react to creatures like dragons or giant is beyond retarded.
A dragon burns half of the army yet no one seems to notice he is there.

>>86055154
Arya was cute as fuck in 1st season
her career will probably be finishes after GoT

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>>86053000
Holy shit this is fucking amazing. Perfect. Thank you.

>>86053524
>one type of person
>literally each character is more interesting than the last

so if you're another race you're more interesting inherently?

>>86056019
its not easy to travel miles with many ballistas

>>86045223

Sansa getting buttmad over not being given the Valyrian dagger.

Bitch is clinically fucking retarded, I wouldn't trust her with anything sharp either.

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>>86053000
checked n keked

>>86055048
might as well be at this point

>>86056209
Wow that looks like the pics b used to make to hide CP
Ohh the memories!

>>86053524
the night king is a nigger tho

It was almost as dumb as killing house martel to get revenge against the lannisters for killing members of house martel.

I think that makes it as bad as the water garden fight, which makes it tied for 2nd worst part of the series.

>>86054494
is that why he's still alive?

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>>86046060
Im sure youll post your nitpicking cry baby bullshit next week like clock work

>>86045223

>>86052214

>wait, what the fuck is that flying thi-
>*burned to death*

>oh shit dothraki, maybe we should warn the rest of-
>*arahked*

I can buy it in the case of this episode, but only this episode. Randyll Tarly even tells Jaimie that the caravan is logistically fucked and they need to regroup. One would think a legendary commander wouldn't make rookie errors like that, but budgetary concerns wouldn't let them show a proper fight so they had to make something up.

Wildlings, Northmen, and Stannis not having scouts does trigger me hard though.

>>86056188
she's not jealous of arya getting the dagger, she's jealous of arya in general.

she's jealous how much she's improved since the last time they saw each other in kings landing, she's jealous that she can defend herself while sansa literally got assblasted.

>>86056188
She didn't want the dagger? She just didn't want her family interacting with Littlefinger.

>>86050350
>FAS intensifies

>>86045584
>>86052718

Rivers get deep quick, neither of you have ever seen one have you?

>>86054515
yet we talk about the opinions of actors all the time, stop your bitching.

>>86054719
The horse archers at least showed some versitality. I do get the idea the Dothraki are supposed to be "badass kuh-razy rugged wild men lol" who take out stupid soft powdered Westeros ass because they're bloodthirsty barbarian "real men" which is not how that shit actually works. It's like the crap that's built up about Vikings and Mongols being so badass like strategy and armor don't matter.

>>86045584
It is possible to have trenches cut deep into the ground by floods only to have them fill to just over the top, thus having a shallow shore line but sink deep just a few feet in. Not likely, but still possible. Yes that scene bothered me too.

>>86055097
Also with the mongols you weren't fighting a professional army, you were fighting 50% of the Horde. They used the same tactics against quarry as they did enemy armies. They were only stopped by Forests and mountains as their tactics only worked on the steppe

>>86050813
DnD admitted they were tired of him criticizing the portrayal of the character on twitter so they killed him off.

>>86056586
Steppe hordes toppling empires did happen though,granted they had proper armies

>>86045223
no that would be Dany telling Jon she won't do shit for him until he bends the knee then turning around asking him to tell her how to win her stupid war. he should just cut her whore head off and take her dragons for himself

>>86054494
Found the Canadian

>>86056733
Stupid move on his part, but I can't blame him, this show is garbage, thank god I left around that time, and coming from time to time to these threads proves me it even got worse.

>>86056019
Because it's a scorpion, not a ballista. A ballista definitely would have killed that dragon with a direct hot.

>>86056119
Umm. m8 you don't know how UK casting works... All their shows are filled with people that look average at best, many are seriously deformed.

>>86056866
only reason to watch is closure

>>86056935

Inbreeding does that to you.

>>86056946

Fanfiction closure. I'm glad it's nothing like the rest of the books are going to be if we ever get them.

>>86045223
A tie between
>Lannister line being two men thick, retarded formation in general
And
>Jamie Lannister falling in a sudden river trench

The show ends with the white walkers killing all living men except for the dickless. And all the women survive. In order to reproudce they have to finger the unsullied prostates and milk them in hopes of some recreating of man goo in order for society to thrive.

Swerve: Only dude left is Bran who can't even get his three eyed dick hard.

>>86045223
Is this a real screencap? How embarrassing...

Thank God I never got into Reddit of Numales.

>>86057113
There's another continent

>>86057113
Spoiler dat shit nigger

>>86055147
They have been gathering wheat.

>>86057361
That just got burnt

>>86053540

No. They released a chapter from Book 6 of him fighting off a siege while Dany is off with Drogon when Book 6 was supposed to come out in 2013...

Fuck that douche. I started them in 2004, I just want an end.

When quasimodo did the pseudo-kip-up while fighting Brianne they CGI'd her face onto the stunt woman, it looked so fucking bad. Anyone have webm of it?

>>86057519
There are people who read the first books in middle school and are now employed college graduates married with kids still waiting for an ending

>last episode shows the ballista / scorpion whatever the fuck penetrating an entire dragon skull
>during the fight the dragon was flying towards the launched bolt
>barely gets the tip to penetrate a shoulder

wut

>>86049836
anyone have any links to what he said?

was arya doing that kip up cgi because it really looked like it

>>86057718
dragon scales and flesh a better defense than several hundred year old brittle bones, who knew

>>86057718
A skull without muscle and scales from like 20 feet away.

>>86045223
>Brienne uses a training sword
>goes easy on the goblin
>little shit stabs her in the fucking knee
>Brienne hobbled for life

>>86057718
are you legit retarded?

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>>86057693
that's really no different from me reading Berserk when I was in college and now I have a wife and child and still waiting for an ending.

That and HxH

>>86057668
>>86057753
heehee ditto

>>86057718
drogon was much farther away than that skull was

>>86057519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o

>>86057460
that was fucking stupid. how will their armies eat?

>>86057519
My biggest fear is the book finally comes out and the reason it took so long is because fatcuck rewrote the whole thing into what the show has become.

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>>86057800

>>86050350
>heh. better luck next time, kid.

>>86057800
life is suffering, my shitty hobbies can't even amount to anything

>>86056553
rivers do get deep but not that deep that fast

t. river fisherman

>>86057850

poor dude, old as fuck barely alive and has to decided between getting schlomo'd or saving his legacy

>>86057850
Luckily that's most likely the opposite of what will happen

http://ew.com/article/2016/02/25/george-rr-martins-game-thrones-twist/

>>86051379
The "Three-Eyed Raven" is code for Autism.

>>86045223
Can't believe this episode has a 9.9 rating on IMDb with 25 thousand votes.

Why are normies incapable of seeing how bad the show has gotten?

>>86046060
Don't forget the fact that Dany burns the supply line instead of targeting the actual army.

I was annoyed Jaime and his army got caught totally off guard by a horde of Dothraki just over the hill.. There was a huge emphasis in the books about how is more careful with scouting, defences, etc. after getting fucked up by Robb at Whispering Wood

>>86054719

Dothrakis are terrible cavalry. Retards don't even use spears. They charge with short swords.

>>86057952
"Please be patient I'm the Three-Eyed Raven"

>>86045223
Top 10 anime battles

>>86046426
Dragonstone is right next to King's landing. Considering that the gold already made it's way there we can assume the army is not far behind. That said, Dany has no network of spies throughout the kingdom even with Varys, how she was able to perfectly ambush those forces I don't know.

is bran confirmed for basically being able to surf through medieval porn
is he literally /ourguy/ doing what we would do if we had those powers during that time
are we just future brans?
he is how we all were when we first discovered the internet and its vast trove of treasures
he is literally just watching porn on medieval internets

>>86045223
no one mounted the scorpion to shoot down the fucking dragon until it already burned the shit out of everything

some nigger should have been on that 24/7

>>86054332
Spear beats sword, just like warhammer beats sword in Robert's case.

>>86058132
you fool Arya could have EASILY parried Bobby's hammer

>>86058022

Except anime does sword fights many times better.

https://my.mixtape.moe/fodisv.mp4

Arya fucking struggles to even hold the sword properly.

>>86058081
Yes, he's not emotionally detached, he's just constantly orgasming.

>Hey Arya, I saw you fingering yourself
>Hey Sansa you looked beautiful - I like rape porn now

>Daenarys would get a finger up the bum

He will eventually get very depressed realising he will never fuck any of them, and just follow the standard 4chan path, and eventually shoot up a school.

>>86058132
thats not how fire emblem works

>>86045407
>>86055589
>>86055722
>tells Sansa "DUDE I expect everything and nothing is a surprise to me LMAO"
>Bran tells him something that only him and Varys could have possibly known he said
>gets surprised
bravo dabid&dabid

>>86057668
>>86057753
>>86057806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kUTRLFi0V0
go 45 seconds in

>>86058081
He's nothing like us. He has ascended. Imagine if you had watched all of the porn. All of it. You'd be done. That's why he was able to friendzone that girl so easily. It's literally nothing to him.

>>86057937
m8, I don't watch the show, who have they killed that are still alive?

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>>86055154
Bran looks just fine. He'd look even better with a decent haircut. Arya looks like quasimodo

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>Daenerys needs food for her army
>attacks Lannister army carrying great amounts of wheat and gold
>proceeds to burn it all down with her dragon

What did she mean by this?

>>86058267
She didn't burn the wheat

She baked it.

The Gold is in King's Landing.

>>86058267
they didn't have the gold anymore. the director's apologized in the commentary that it looked they still had the gold.

>>86052214
Except, you know, the episode where Robb captures the Lannister spy who had infiltrated the camp to determine the exact size, direction, and movement of the army.

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>>86058191
ahaha

>>86056069
where? her IG is just her in dresses n shit

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>>86058331
>>86058297
How did the gold move so much faster than everything else?

>>86058401
>OI BRUV THAT AIN'T BANTER

>>86054973
It wouldn't bother me that much except that it took Sam one season to arrive to the Citadel, all while Gilly's child never seemed to age.

>>86056299
isnt he played by a white dude?

>>86050350
Always wonder how long it takes to shave that monobrow and for it to grow back.

>>86058265
Might be something involving Stannis. The way he's set up in the book makes it look like he might bamboozle the Boltons into fucking themselves over

>>86058267
>only brought 1 ballista
>could have brought several and placed them throughout the wheat carts
>danaerys is forced to burn the wheat along with the ballistas
Are they intentionally trying to make her the most stupid character on the show? This idea here would have made it more tense and given actual reason for the burning of the wheat.

>>86046060
Tarly isn't a legendary warrior, he's a legendary general.

In the books people like him, Stannis, Tywin, etc lingered around the back of their armies and didn't engage much in the actual fray.

Though show Stannis runs headfirst in without a helmet.

>>86057800
At least we're off the boat

>>86058448
well how else will they continue to prop up the dope queen if she were to get fucked by the iron bank?

it's obvious they're shilling cersei more than the 2-3 other villains who are more devious and powerful in the books cuz womyn stronk.

>>86051379
He sounds like Richmond from the I.T. crowd, congrats you'll never unhear it

>>86058331
>the directors apologized
whoa really?

>>86058176
What is it with you degenerates and little girls?

>>86053693
what? are you ok?

what episode next season do you think they literally incorporate
>YASSSS QUEEENNN SLAAYYYYYYYY
into the dialogue of a scene

you know it will happen

I love how Qyburn acts like the Scorpion is such a revolutionary idea when they've been using crossbows since season 1

>>86045223
>last night
n
old news

>>86056425
why would Sansa's letter set anyone against her when it's blatant that she wrote it under duress.

even robb and catelyn knew this the instant they read it.

>>86058634
>YASSSS QUEEENNN SLAAYYYYYYYY
I keep seeing that but I have no fucking idea what it means or where it originated.
Can someone help a nigga out?

>>86058662
>le watched it friday no fun better than u wagon coming thru

>>86058176

this you decide to post to showcase anime swordmanship? holy fucking shit you weebs are the worst

Did anyone else feel genuinely bad for Gwendoline Christie when they watched this scene?

It was all just so ridiculous, degrading and embarrassing. I really felt sorry for her.

>>86055048
boy, i wish, the keks would be phenomenal while the internet collapses talking about it.

>>86058700
this anon wrote it here about 2 weeks back in his blogpost novel
i meme'd it for the next week only to find it fully realized in all got threads a week later
this is the power of the queenslay

Why didn't YASS QUEEEN just capture the grain instead of burning it? She could've given it to the northerners as a gift (we know they're amassing grain for winter), would've put her in good stead as a provider for the kingdom rather than a foreign invader.

>>86045223
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>>86058448
because this is about a month after the fall of highgarden. they already began a new objective of gathering wheat for winter.

>>86058661
maybe crossbows have only been invented after the dragons died out or something but probably not

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>>86058176

>>86058587
watch the commentary.

>>86058448
its pretty simple the wheat and shit had to be collected from all over the reach from individual farmers and granaries, that gold was whatever the tyrells had at highgarden and they probably put like 12 horses on each gold cart

>>86058048
Why the fuck would Dany attack the convoy behind kings landing when
-the gold is already at kings landing
-they didn't care about the food cuz they blew it up
Why didn't Dany just attack kings landing? She knows she just lost highgarden due to a large Lannister army. So attack kings landing whine they're away. This was all so the normies could go "Aahhh dragons" and "yaaaaaasss" and "muh dothraki savages killin whitey"

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>>86056180
It's easy to teleport them though.

This entire season has just been a compilation of YAAAASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY

>>86058545
Mance is still alive

This show will end with Jamie killing Cersei and claiming his rightful place as King.

>>86056019
If they were actually expecting the dragon to show up then they would have had it manned and ready to go in case of an attack. More than likely they are just transferring one or two to each major city so the people there can duplicate them.

>>86053524
He's just butthurt that no other big budget productions need him as their token.

>>86058176
sauce plz

>>86059111
the show will end with the people rising up against all of these self-righteous faggots causing tons of innocent people to die. a democracy is put in place, jon snow gets elected president

>>86058942
Maybe they got lost?

>>86055003
>Shield walls? Not so much
Fucking retard. Horses will not charge a shield wall.

>>86045223
The same as every episode pinky.
The teleporting.

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>>86058191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWKRXV7gFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWKRXV7gFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWKRXV7gFk

READ THE COMMENTS AND DESPAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>86057968
>normies

Answered your own question

>>86054719
How the fuck are the dragons a deus ex machina, they've been along since season 1 you fucking retard.
>>86046060
Again,
>deus ex machina ballista
They literally dedicated a whole fucking scene for the ballista so even dimwit idiots like you would understand that they prepared it against Daenerys.
Learn what deus ex machina means before using it, cuntfaces.

>>86059165
This. He's the only one actually trying to do something useful instead of MUH REVENGE

>>86045223
Wasting 15 seconds on Missandei+Greyworm romance story. Everything else was kino.

>>86059007
No only the last episode has. The previous 2 had her getting BTFO'd but of course that could only have lasted so long. I don't know why you guys get upset over it though. We knew this was coming since the Season 1 finale. Six years later and we're finally here. Yes Dany is a cunt but I've waited six fucking years to see Dragons and White Walkers fuck things up and now I finally get to.

>>86058942
> they didn't care about the food cuz they blew it up
They care about them not having food, as a city with granaries full would last several years longer in the case of a siege compared to a city that succumbs to starvation. And given that Dany doesn't seem to be willing to burn the city down, siege is the only option.

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>>86047324
>in some kind of net

>>86059079
>Mance is still alive
Holy fuck it's been so long since I read Dance that I forgot. You're probably right that he'll be important though.

>>86055651
>he doesn't know angles

>>86059079
>>86058545
Rickon is alive too.

>>86059754
And Dickon too.

>>86059861
and Zippiddy Doo

>>86058266
Stop bullying Maisie she has already confronted and owned her ugly which is more than you will ever do Hot Pie

I have a question for you "history" buffs. You all claim how better these broad/long swords are to rapiers and how heavy plate armor was far better than what media portrays it to be, and while that's true, why were those swords substituted for smaller ones? And I realize firearms basically made plate armor useless, but even before firearms soldiers were wearing less and less plate armor. Why was this?

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>>86053066
dubs on trips on trips

Was there any boobs?

>>86052214
Your people can't fight

>>86057968
Did you ever think that maybe you're the delusional one? Some hints include the fact that this site and board are notoriously unintelligent and polluted with fascists and other forms of non-humans, everyone with an actual educated opinion disagrees with you. It's all more of the same really, something should tip you off to the fact that if this site agrees with you, it's a clue that you're wrong, not right.

>>86045223
SURPRISE

ENTIRE ARMY BEHIND CAPITAL OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE

>>86060092
Are you really going to act baffled each time they skip a traveling sequence for the rest of the series?

>>86058719
>>86058883

I'm so sorry that you guys are retarded. I guess you were born that way, it's not your fault.

>>86060074
I agree. I think, for some reason, this board has a deep grudge against GoT in general. They criticise and whine over every little thing they can find even if it's unfair to do so. I've been following for quite a while and I noticed that positive feedback only comes when the feminist boogeyman (Dany, Sand Snakes etc.) are put down in someway. At this point the people here don't judge the show based on its merits, they judge it based on the political agenda they think it promotes. It's really fucking sad.

>>86060160
>No way of knowing where the enemy was
>Ambushes them outside their capital fucking city

Then the bimbo burns the supplies she was complaining about not having

She burns perpendicular as opposed down the straight fucking line

horse fuckers run over the dragons fire which turned people to fucking Ash

How the hell did the entire Vale army get North?

>>86060092
thats literally battle of the blackwater though

>>86060235
The people who turned to ash were blasted directly, they didn't walk over something on fire

>>86060235
She could have scouted herself flying high enough nobody could see her. She would need some sort of telescope though unless the mother of dragons has eagle like vision.

>>86058176
>>86059138

seconded

Dany either teleported across Westeros to Highgarden or Jon has been sitting on that fucking island for at least a year now.

>>86060341
Except they knew Stannis was coming

>>86060343
So hot it turns people to Ash but cool enough to stand on. Magic how does it work?

>>86060357
>Oy cunt is dat a dragon
>>Nah lad it's just a big raven lets get these supplies to the starving folks of Kings Landing

>>86060406
No, we know roughly where the Lannister army is because of what Tarly says about crossing the Blackwater Rush. They're not far from King's Landing. It was a relatively short sail and ride for Dany's army.

>>86060074
not him but you sure are condescending as fuck, funny enough you probably think your "educated" opinion trumps his.

fact is, there are plenty of things wrong with the last episode that wouldn't constitute a 9.9 rating.

>>86060229
Dany and the Sand Snakes are incredibly poorly written though.

>>86046426
The teleporting didn't bother me, but the distance between the shield wall and the named characters kept switching between 5 feet and enough for numerous charges of horses and dragons with room to move

>>86045223
You know those scenes in anime when a little child beats a grown adult, but you kinda go along because it's animated, they usually have superpowers and/or years of training? Well, that doesn't translate too well to live action. It's a way of saying "look goys, Brienne beat the Hound, and Arya beat Brienne, so Arya is stronger than the hound now! Womyn power!". What a shit show.

>>86060635

What in this shit is well written?

>>86053000
trips confirms baneposting never died.

>>86060742
Almost all of it, neckbeard loser

>>86060374

It's literally airing this season. Just look at /a/.

>>86058790
No retard, it was a meme even last year

>>86045223
I actually enjoyed the episode.
Then I came here, and now I hate it.

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>>86060821
>please tell me what to think

>>86060074
>deep grudge
>10 threads in the catalog 24/7

aren't you fucking deluded.. exactly what would be the point of constantly sucking dick saying how great the show is? plenty of people pointed out things they like about it, but like with all criticism, the highlighting of whatever issues is what separates a great show from a perfect show.

why this is a 9.9 on imdb is because normal people who haven't read the books, haven't delved deeper through any type of research into the world, don't understand the geographical or logistical problems of the world and just see things at face value without thinking deeper.

>>86060229
>>86060913

>>86045223
The dumbest part was the pathetic ass white boys trying to fight back. Bend over and take it.

Protip: The dragons represent Islam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMTdJmYU1YI

At 3:10 Jaime chides the Freys for not setting up a proper perimeter to know he was coming.
One season later and none of the Lannister scouts noticed a horde of Dothrakis or a fucking giant lizard soaring through the air until they were directly on top of their army.

I'm willing to hold my suspension of disbelief for a fantasy show with magical flying beasts and monsters made of ice. I'm willing to hold my suspension of disbelief for a kid who can touch tree roots and see everything in the past but can't change things because the ink is dry but he can warg into a mind in the past and hold a door 20 years in the future. I'm willing to hold my suspension of disbelief for a girl cutting off peoples and wearing their skin.
But the logistics of the series of events in this season is really fucking pushing my suspension of disbelief. Strategy, politics, diplomacy, it's all be shoved out the door this season. It's a simple thoughtless action show now.

>>86060772

First season was good. Everything after it is crap made for idiots like you.

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>>86045223
Tactics. D&D don't have any grasp of tactics or medieval culture. Grand tactics, battle tactics, none.

She burnt the supplies and treasure. Her first target. She's critical on supplies. The first thing she's made target is those critical supplies. Charging a ballista head-on. Not burning the formation in line to show just how fucking terrifying the dragons are but rather burning it straight on. What a complete waste of the entire concept. Absolute fucking hacks.

They make logistics and tactics a main source of drama, but they don't fucking employ either logistics or tactics. Armies and navies appear out of nothing, teleport around and disappear as if nothing.
The foundation of the series are the politics behind those forces. But they have made these forces immaterial faceless masses. I can't give a fuck about anything when I know a new force will appear out of the ground immediately if the plot demands it.

Fuck you D&D. Go back to elementary school. Read a fucking book about your subject.

What the fuck was wrong with that tiny lake suddenly being 30ft deep?

Why didn't Jamie just throw the fucking spear? And Danny sure was lucky that nobody around had a bow.

>>86061119
>jaime will somehow swim out even with all that armor on
How does that make you feel?

>>86045223
shouldn't Needle have sliced right into brienne's fucking kneecap? she's not wearing anything protective there, just some cloth pants

somebody post that arya copypasta

I think the dothraki charging head-on with swords at a pike formation and breaking it.

I mean, there's so much to choose from..

>>86061054

The funny part is GRRM supposedly being all about realism while TV show is full comics crap now and he's takes it like a faggot without confronting D&D.

What happened to the tax policies?

>>86061258
Jews gotta get their jew on bro.

>>86045584
I rewatched the scene a few times, and you can see the bottom in one of the shots. It's still stupidly deep considering they were in shallow waters right before, but not the abyss that it looked like at first viewing.

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>>86060772
>Almost all of it

>>86060787
Found it

>>86061258
He's just waiting it out at this point. If he says anything except for
>oh yeah, it's great, enjoy the show
it'll just shine a spotlight on it.
Just releasing the book will fuck the show at this point.

>>86058176
>Example of anime
>Emotionless, cute little girl is a really bad ass fighter

Of course

>>86053524

> one type of person

There you go. You're the racist now, nigger.

>>86058796
why didn't viserys just ask drogo nicely if he could start prepping for the invasion a little faster?

why didn't the mad king just make rhaegar give lyanna back?

why did the fat targaryen legitimize all his bastards on his deathbed?

should I go on?

>>86057800
>tfw I've lost all passion for Berserk and GOT since it's all either turned to shit or hasn't been continued

>>86061548
Is it possible he isn't releasing the book because HBO and the writers know it's a more interesting story that they'll receive backlash for?

>>86062253
No, they just don't want any comparisons. "GOT ENDING" needs to be the headline in people's minds to pay for HBO next year, not "new got season and book 2018"

>>86062253
>>86062321
This is some shit they would pay him a lot for.

>>86045584
I bet your autism won't let you watch jurassic park either.

>>86062413
Jurassic World entered this tier with the pack instinct bullshit no doubt.

I love Arya's resting stance—by holding a sword that's shorter than she is behind her back with both hands, there's no way for the enemy to know which hand she's going to attack with or at what angle, forcing them to fight more conservatively or be punished for attacking blindly. It perfectly fits the style and personality of someone who has trained with great duelists and master assassins rather than soldiers or knights. It's little personal touches to the choreography like this that make the fights on this show such a pleasure to watch.

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>>86062664
>training
What training? You mean when she got hit with a couple sticks? I know you're baiting but that's not traning.

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>>86062664
you trying too hard for this website

>>86062799
This is why her joke was hilarious.

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>>86062602
>jurassic world
you funny anon, here. check this out.

>>86057999
Beautiful trips, where the fuck are the scouts?!
At least Robb used them to fuck Tywin by they still used them because they're so fucking important...ya know so you don't get caught by surprise as a horde crosses the country and butt fucks you without warning jesus christ.

>>86045407
Dumbass he gets spooked because little Peter gave his "chaos is a latter" speech to varys in season 3 episode 5 or 6. Only two of them were there, so obviously he wigs out that some autist mentions it few years later. Why don't you get your head out of your ass when you watch something and actually pay attention.

>>86045407
Casual here, what does that line mean>

>>86062826
it's a comment on the video

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can somebody PLEASE explain to me what the fuck is up with this trash. it's so absurdly stupid.

>>86053524
It's like this nigger missed all the orcs in LotR.

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>>86063689
This

>>86053524
Half of those people are dead

>>86063689
This
>>86063992
is obviously the answer. We don't know how much time has passed. They just went the longer secure route.

>>86063689
>>86063992
>>86064272
The show can have her do anything, scouts don't exist anymore

I can't believe you autists are arguing about distances when the show had retarded moments like Arya's tiny little sword parrying the full on claymore of a fucking behemoth woman, Bronnacrobatics, Dothraki charging armorless in a wall of pikes and breaking it somehow and crap like that.

I mean for fucks sake, wagons carrying gold weigh a LOT it probably takes a lot of time even if you switch horses.

>>86064613
It was a training sword

also Brienne literally stopped swinging and moving so Arya could do all he things.

Arya didn't parry shit she hit a sword that stopped moving and then Brienne just stopped moving and let her do her shit. It's shit choreography but that is what happened

>>86064732
There were several times Brienne swung downwards and Arya met it with her blade.

By the laws of physics, Arya's sword breaks.

Regardless, I'm commenting on the shit choreography made like a 2 year old child wrote it. You know as well as I that I'm right on it. You're just trying to appear clever.

>>86061196
the one about the anal hygiene?

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>>86064976
There are dragons and zombies but a 12 year old super-assassin blocking a gorilla with a needle is too much for you?

>>86054515
>>/lgbt/

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>>86063219
>latter

>>86065117
It's called context, those with autism can't understand. Let's say they suddenly decided that the dragons weigh less than Arya, are you going to say that's ok because there are kay razy dragons running around so logic like gravity gets thrown out the window?