Who was in the wrong here? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG7xj76_-dY

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>>86044969
What is this goy thinking

>>86044969
Shitty gay comedian is millennial shitty

MacDonald is correct,

If you're Christian, the comedian was unfunny and unoriginal. If you're not, Norm was being a biased conservative

>>86044969
>greenbaum

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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White American Christians are the most persecuted people on the planet.

>>86044969
New York?
applause

>>86045259
>unfunny and unoriginal

SO predictable and that cocky guy absolutely has to mention new york.
He's a hack and atheism is not rebellious,we get you disagree with grandma,move on with your life.

>>86045481
>let me quote my favorite book harry potter hahahha
>actually she based that series on the new testament

;^)

>Gee damn
That made me laugh harder than the faggot's jokes.

>Greenbaum
Doesn't even need the parentheses.

I'm the farthest thing from a Christian and I agree with Norm. The material kind of started alright but the last bit with "the other is the bible" was so hacky it made the whole thing bottom of the barrel shit. The female saying it was brave only made things worse.

That said, the guy doing the commentary is as bad. Every institution is anti-christian? GTFO with your oppression olympics. NK and Russia are not examples you want to fall back on to prove you're oppressed. That's like a western feminist using the treatment of women in the middle east to argue about the wage gap.

>>86044969
I used to like Norm but he's really turning into a triggered faggot

It really was an insanely boring and predictable joke. Putting aside that comedy taking irreverent shots at religion wasn't even original or particularly shocking in the 1970s, just look at the setup:

>It's not a fair fight. One of those books...

You already know the punchline is going to be "and the other is the Bible." Great fucking joke. Everyone has heard that formula before. I guess the best subversion is the kind that everyone in the audience expects.

I think Norm MacDonald focused a little too hard on irrelevant shit like J.K. Rowling's professed Christianity, when really all that had to be said was that the joke was unoriginal and hacky from the ground-up and that you have to be seriously disconnected from reality to think it was "brave."

>>86047304
He was taking him apart entirely. Telling him he's not as brave as he thinks. Telling him his joke was shit. And topping it off by saying "JK Rowling probably wouldn't even appreciate it either, you ignorant cunt"

>>86046932
why dont you believe in a god?

>>86047532
Because no girl will touch my pee pee.

>>86046149
>criticize retarded /pol/ logic of how "white genocide" is essentially you being a beta faggot and men as a whole losing control over their women
>LMAO SHE LOST GET OVER IT LEFTY
???
you know, a lot of people who critisize /pol/ here are more often than not slightly right leaning and are embarrassed by your extreme rhetoric

>who was in the wrong here
The guy who made the youtube video. He's such a cuck he couldn't even say Goddamn

>>86044969
Norm was right. The guy was hacky and unfunny. Making fun of Christianity is no longer edgy, and if it was, this guy was still untalented.

>>86047699
>muh /pol/

So rather than refuting what norm said, you just start up with completely unrelated shit. Impressive.

>>86047764
I respect him for that

>>86047793
It doesn't matter if it's "edgy," Christians are satirically nintelligent people and their beliefs are outrageously stupid. Christianity is a joke all by itself. It's literally hilarious that fully grown adults believe in magic and wizards. Almost half of Americans are so dumb and uneducated they think the world is ~6,000 years old, that evolution didn't happen. When that number drops to 0% people can stop making jokes about it.

his voice sounds like he is taking estrogen

>>86047893
t. atheist saying this with a big crescent moon of an elephant in the room

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>>86047699
t. /r/the_donald

>>86045259
I'm atheist I think he wasn't funny at all. Its pretty common to hear people talking shit about Christianity.

>>86047893
>things fall to the ground because god wills it

Yeah christ... oh wait...

>>86047893
>try to mock someone's intelligence
>make a typo
Cracks me up every single time.

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>>86047893

Norm is insecure, like all religious people who seem to somehow be clever people. He can't logically reconcile his idiotic beliefs with reality, so he gets angry instead. Psych 101.

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>>86044969
based norm

>>86047893
>Almost half of Americans are so dumb and uneducated they think the world is ~6,000 years old, that evolution didn't happen.
>Almost half
So actually a minority of Americans. Wow, really speaking truth to power. Status quo BTFO!

>>86044969
He's right, desu senpai baka

>>86047893
Do you mean "statistically" you fucking mongoloid?
Learn how to write a damn sentence first.

>>86044969
>a faggot stand up act
stopped watching the moment he opened his mouth

>>86047893
>satirically nintelligent

Can't tell if this is high level trolling or an honest rage induced typo

>>86048110
>NORM IS INSECURE
>ONLY ATHEISTS ARE SMART
lmao

>>86048085
>so unintelligent with such poor reasoning skills he thinks typos are reflective of low intelligence

As a side note, typos happen slightly more frequently when you type almost 4x faster than the average person.

>>86048110
>god is real and unknowable
>but science is real
Wow look how easy that was.

>>86048237
But I didn't say that. I simply said that people making a typo while mocking someone else's intelligence makes me laugh.

Someone's insecure...

>btw i type supah fast
fucking lmao

>>86048110
Norm isn't even religious. He says he believes in God, but that's as far as he goes.

>>86048295
>makes me laugh

Because you're mentally retarded and probably from /pol/. Your mother probably drank you retarded before she even ejected you from her loose vagina onto the floor of your trailer park home. When you type 150 WPM, the occasional typo happens. It's a trivial consequence of being superior to brain damaged rednecks who stare at their keyboard and peck at the keys with their pointer fingers.

>>86044969
i agree with him, although not for the same reason. the bible is just way too fucking easy these days, its such a safe subject to talk about because youre guaranteed a chuckle from every faggot out there that disagrees with their parents whether the joke was funny or not. it no longer is pushing boundaries, nor edgy like most comedians like to pretend they are. and the jokes are plentiful, everything has already been joked about. then this faggot quotes harry potter, might be the most insufferable stand up ive ever heard.

>>86048323
He goes to Church.

>>86048379
Oh dear. This one's lost his marbles. You feeling okay, bud?

>>86048379
What's the point of typing so fast when you sound retarded?

>>86048249
>God is real

Proof? When you're so dumb that you say something is both "real and unknowable" in the same sentence, when you're actually so stupid that you don't catch the direct contradiction, you shouldn't be allowed to vote in elections or drive a car.

If anybody would know about comedians not being funny, it's Norm Mcdonald.

>>86048481
This. Norm is the the man that comedians go to see.

>>86048476
Are you under the impression that "real and unknowable" is paradoxical? Because it isn't.

>>86045339
>>86046400
>spend your entire life compiling terabytes of lies about jews, shilling them for free as your full time job
>jewish comedian makes a joke about christianity
>"BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN ((IT)))) EVERY TIME MAGA!!! BAN IT!!!"

What do they mean by this?

>>86048476
>proof
>implying you can provide proof for something that is above your existence
God is basically an eldritch being. People getting so butthurt over this stuff is pretty great though.

Fedoras have been useful idiots since the French Revolution. They pretend their brave, but they're always just tools of the elites to subvert society and make it docile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_hlRCPMmE

>harry potter

automatically a dumb pleb

>>86048237
maybe if you are a keyboard pecker and don't have proper hand placement try playing marios typing my man

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People don't really still believe in Christianity, do they?

>>86046932
Roseanne was being sarcastic

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>>86048237
>typos happen slightly more frequently when you type almost 4x faster than the average person.
>tfw too smart to read and correct what I'm typing as I type it

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>>86048237
>typos happen slightly more frequently when you type almost 4x faster than the average person.

Only if you are shit.

>>86048540
No, claiming that something is real while also claiming it's unknowable is paradoxical. If it's unknowable, then how are you claiming it's real? Because you're a religious lunatic who thinks faith is a virtue instead of a synonym for "making up nonsense that makes me feel good."

>>86047947
what is "pedes" i see it all over, it can't mean pedos...right?

>>86048860

WTF I hate dark matter now!

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>>86048860
There is more then enough tangible evidence for the existence of a deity. But his full characteristics cannot be fully comprehended by man.

>>86048887
It's short for centipedes which is a nickname for trump supporters on reddit.

>>86048817
I type near the world record speed, not "87" you fucking idiot.

>>86048860
What's your stance on the reality of other conscious beings besides yourself?

>>86048980
wait what. why centipedes, what does that have to do with trump

>>86049023
>I type near the world record speed

And what does that matter if you make a shitload of mistakes

Also
>world record speed
>implying you are north of 200

take a typing test and post the results then faggot

>>86048978
All of this, even if true (none of it is) is infinitely far away from providing even a shred of evidence for a deity, you imbecile.

>>86049024
I could be in a simulation, your point? Are you trying to distract from the fact that you have not a single shred of evidence that any god exists, let alone one that damns people for masturbating? The probability of the Christian god existing is infinitely small. It's a fact that Christianity is false because it directly contradicts physics, geological history, common sense, etc.

>>86049141
>I could be in a simulation
>but there's 0% chance of a god
Wew lad

>>86044969
I love MacDonald and am an Atheist.

I completely chose MacDonald's side, millinial athetists who think "lol it's just a book like any other book" is so """"brave"""" it's hilarious. Like most LA comedians it's just one big circlejerk.

>>86048860
How can you be so wrong while trying to act like you're intellectually superior to anyone? Things can absolutely be real without you being able to know about them.

>>86048860
What happened before the big bang then?

>>86049267
t. jordan peterson bandwagoner who thought the bible was for retards until he started watching his videos

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>>86049141
>literal proof of the resurrection isn't proof of God

>>86049203
I didn't say there's a 0% chance of god, I said there's a 0% chance of your preferred flavor of god. The word "god" is almost completely arbitrary, it could mean anything. It could mean our universe is a tangential offshoot some other universe, and every time a being in that other universe uses his universe creator 2000 from his alien radioshack, he becomes "god" to any beings that evolve in that new universe. Is that what you mean by god? All of these arguments are desperate semantical distractions from how delusional religious people are.

>>86049343
>I said there's a 0% chance of your preferred flavor of god.

How do you know what his conception of god is?

>>86049268
That's exactly what I clarified in my response you mouth breather. Something can be real without people knowing about it, but if that person doesn't know about it then how can they claim it's real? Do you need me to phrase it again for you even more simply? I'm done responding to this circle jerk of mental midget /pol/yps. Every single chimp on your board deserves to be put down brutally.

>>86049322
I still think believing in God is retarded, I just don't think it's rebelious anymore to say that. I mean my parents are atheist, my grandfather is, my girlfriend is. It's was just a predictable non-funny cringeworthy hack bit.

>>86049343
I love when 14 year old's start rebelling against their parents for making them get up early for church and then they say shit like this thinking they sound smart simply by virtue of being atheistic.

>>86049432
You literally said "claiming that something is real while also claiming it's unknowable is paradoxical." which is objectively wrong.

>>86049472
Technically it is still "rebellious," as most people are religious and the entire government is controlled by Christians. It's not rebellious in the context of internet banter, because of memes.

>>86049322
>implying most people don't bandwagon on the freshest thing

Atheism was literally bandwagoning on Dawkins and Hitchens.

>>86045259
>defending hack comedians

>>86049540
I'm Flemish, not American.

>>86049512
Yes, the CLAIMING part is paradoxical.

>>86047060
Norm is openly Christian but that's not why he didn't like the guy. He simply wasn't funny and if you really follow Norm, you'd know he prizes that above just about anything else.

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>Greenbaum

>>86047699
t. Californian scum

>>86049540
>government is controlled by christians

LMAO

>>86049563
Skeptical/intelligent people come to atheism on their own, especially when they're surrounded by religious people. There's no outside influence necessary. One day you just think "Wait, where's the proof? This all sounds like nonsense." Before age 10 preferably.

>>86049540
>controlled by Christians
>not Jews
to be fair its actually controlled by people with money.

>>86049594
Wrong.

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>Rosanne Barr

>>86049653
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/01/05/the-new-congress-is-80-percent-white-80-percent-male-and-92-percent-christian/?utm_term=.890667a817c7

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>It's a fedora fag tries to sound smart episode

The fact that atheists now have to posit an unfalsifiable multiverse theory to get away from the increasingly obvious fact that the universe was fine tuned for life shows how laughable atheism is.

>>86049667
>to be fair its actually controlled by people with money.
very long-winded way of saying "Jews"

>>86049141
>Are you trying to distract from the fact that you have not a single shred of evidence that any god exists, let alone one that damns people for masturbating?
No, my point is that subjective experience is pretty much the most basic instance of something that is both real and unknowable to anyone but the subject themselves. Unless you're explicitly skeptical of the reality of other conscious beings, you implicitly accept that the subjective experience of others is both real and unknowable and reject that there's a direct contradiction between the two. Does that provide ample (or any) proof for theism? No, of course not. Does it demonstrate at least the possibility of an aspect of existence that is both real and unknowable? Yes.

I can claim your thoughts exist without having any way to know what they are. I can do this without being unreasonable.

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>>86049723
>all protestants
hmmm

>>86049665
>age 10

That's why atheists are such cunts. You think you figured everything out in your childhood but then never grew up.

>>86049540
The government was controlled by muslims for the last 8 years, now it is controlled by jews.

Bush was the last pretend Christian.

>based Jeselniks face when they call him brave and when norm says its shit


There is a video where jess jess is talking about this and he says the best bits of that show were cut out. The bits were just norm basically telling other comics how horrible they are and not in a constructive way just flat out telling them to quit comedy. Anthony said he was cracking up during that while everybody else thought it was too mean. Also how he only did that show to work with norm

>>86049739
There's a lot of rich Jews, but they're still a minority of rich people. They also own none of the largest private banks in the US. You're just regurgitating neonazi brainwashing points mindlessly. Christians control the US, that's the end of it.

>>86049786
>growing up means developing an imaginary friend

Your God isn't real, it's a fairy tale

>>86049823
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>86049665
That is what I am hoping is happening to the world, that religious people aren't just following a herd but discovering God on their own terms.

Norm is right to admonish people for blindly following anything and mocking stuff they have no idea about just because it gives them virtue signaling.

>>86049706
I thought Barr was cool too, I like her Twitter.

>>86049802
The government is controlled by Christians, not Jews. Stormfront cherry picking and lying is not an argument.

>>86049472
>I still think believing in God is retarded
why?

>>86049932
you are one dumb jackass

>>86049817
i wish there was footage of this. i always thought jesselnik had potential to be great. has he outgrown the edgy shock humor stuff he was known for?

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>>86049965
>gets his beliefs from neonazis, who are inbred southerners, religious people, and third worlders
>a group with zero intelligent members
>calls anyone else dumb

The government is controlled by Christians.

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>>86047893

>>86050033
Jeselniks already grewt you plen. He has aknack for constructing such greatly written jokes one after another. Seen him live like 4 times. Dude kills it everytime

>>86050056
>>a group with zero intelligent members
>his own image admits there is at least a small amount of smart racists
lmao

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>Norm clearly offended

Why are right wingers such hypocrites?

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>>86049645

hey now dont beat up commifornians

>>86049924
No one can discover your God on their own because it isn't real. They have to read or hear what someone else says about it.

>>86050313
Moses did.

>>86045259
I wish more comedians would talk shit a out the ridiculous hadiths. There's way more potential there.

>>86050269
>commifornians

Epic. Did you get this from Sean Hannity? Mind if I use it?

>>86048110
how can you have heard norm's comedy and think that he just gets mad when people make fun of religion

he has an entire bit making fun of the ark and issac/abraham

>>86050685

try cuckifornians instead

>>86047893
The tip of your fedora blew my sides out.

>>86050595
I wish someone would do a bit on the Talmud.

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>>86048860
*teleports in front of you*
"Going somewhere?"

>>86049540
The culture is by no means religious anymore. People in positions of power have to put on those funny little hats to get in but it doesn't really matter anymore

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>>86050964
>The culture is by no means religious anymore

Why do you faggots act like that's a good thing?

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>>86048887
>>86048980

>>86050033
>>86050120
Jesselnik is edgy af but he can also craft a really good joke. It's like 75% good and 25% too much, but he shouldn't be thrown away as simply 2edgy4u

>>86051015
lol i didn't even say it was a good thing, get mad

>>86049094
since we're discussing redditrump can someone explain to me the "nimble navigator" thing

>>86050964
>The culture is by no means religious anymore

Outside of Jew York and Hollyjew, it still is.

>>86048817
Wow. Try slowing down a little then, you fucking virgin nerd.

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>>86050269
go search for that article, you'll only find an article reporting on giantess and cuckold porn rising in the UK.

>>86048860
>tfw to smart to comprehend the concept of faith

>>86048860
you are exactly like those androids in do androids dream of electric sheep that thinks morality is a made up thing

>>86044969
that is a really good interview
also the bill maher video what hes talking about is some tip top stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NujOvHveKNA&feature=youtu.be

>>86044969
>im a new yorker
dropped.

he was bang on

>>86050269
Sad!

>>86047699
the UN wants to replace whites

>>86047893
just cause america has a large amount of stupid protestants that take the bible in a literal sense doesnt mean christians are unintelligent, its not an difficult step to arrive at being an atheist and suddenly feeling superior to religous people buddy

>>86053419
>that take the bible in a literal sense

Nobody takes the Bible "literally", anon. That's a misleading way of phrasing it.

>>86053666
im talking about those americans that believe the world is thousands of years old and that dinosaurs arent real

>>86044969
While did this unfunny faggot comedian rustle Norm's jimmies so much?

>>86054175
*Why*

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>>86047893
holy shit lmfao

>>86048568
this "criticism is censorship" idea you retards have needs to stop

>>86047893

You know you're just like the "comedian". Super brave, bashing Christianity.

You wouldn't dare to say anything to a Muslim standing in front of you. Not. A. Single. Word.

>>86047893
>atheist conveniently forgetting that fundie muslims and even orthodox jews are also creationists

>>86047893
>lol stupid xtian creationists! The world is obviously a computer simulation!

What did they mean by this?

https://evolutionnews.org/2016/06/when_atheists_m/

>>86048379
So are you just pretending to be retarded?
If so,you should stop.

>>86050595

Thats what Norm said about the incident. He hates when peopel call comedians 'brave' just because they tell edgy overdone jokes. He then said he would be more impressed if someone said 'behead those who insult allah' on stage.

>>86048860

> The universe exists
> no further questions needed

its ludicrous how atheists gloss over this

>>86049094
trump supporters buy lots and lots of shoes,duh

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>>86047893
>satirically nintelligent

>>86052080
If you're an adult and you don't realize that morality is a made up thing, you are literally and unironically, completely and utterly 100% absolutely fucking retarded.

>>86054175
I believe mostly because of how well he was received by the crowd and even fellow judges who are supposed to be a little more knowledgeable of material yet still eat shit up. Basically you don't have when someone spouts nonsense that has nothing to do with reality and is ignored, it's when that someone is treated as if he speaks the highest truth that your own notion of truth and your beliefs are threatened so you defend them.

>>86045259
>Norm
>conservative

>i'm a new yorker!
>silence
>yeah! new york??
What a faggot.

>>86045259

>i dont understand

FTFY

>>86046932

He also used college campuses as an example

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>>86047893

>>86056370
How are you going to use your rifle while you've got a sword in the other hand?

>>86047699

>this guy who disagrees with me isnt made of straw
>lets just pretend he is

>>86047893

>Christianity
>wizards

>>86044969
Based Norm laying it down. Numale unfunny faggot B B B BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT

>>86045259
t. numale

>>86048860

It is literally not paradoxical

are you an stupid

>>86044969
Banal, uninspired drivel. Norm was in the right here. The comedian is a hack trying to play off being a faggot and pandering to city dwellers.

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>ITT: agnostics pretending they are not

>>86049322

>Ill point out his views are kind of similar to someone else
>heh that showed him

liberals

Honestly this has nothing to do with Christianity. Norm completely exposes this piece of shit in very few words.

The fact that Kikey Hackbaum still has any shine isn't as depressing as the braying sheep audience who can't even handle 15 seconds of real talk without malfunctioning.

>>86049540
>most people are religious and the entire government is controlled by Christians.


This is 100%bait

you win, you got me, no way anyone is so stupid

>>86056402
*steps out from the shadows*
Ha, I bet you thought this was a clever post.
*tugs on shirt*
Well, it's not. This post really illuminates the ability of the Christian "mind." It doesn't say the blade is in hand. No, the blade is likely sheathed... for now.

*steps back into shadows*

>>86056722
>Agnostics

Agnostics are just "shadilay xd praise kek" faggots.

>>86056722
>ignoring the fact that >50% of 4chan is Jewish
Get a load of this goy.

>that was brave
What's brave about it? This is the 1000% safest time in American history to make jokes about Christianity.

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>>86045259

This. I'm an agnostic and I frankly dislike how vehemently Anti-Christian that the entertainment industry is. I'm not saying we need more shit like BIbleman (Even though Bibleman is hilariously bad), but I do think it's a cheap shot.

It's like, okay. I get it. Midwesterners, Christians and Donald Trump are bad. Move on and tell me something new.

>>86050056

Literally every major thinker in history from newton to aquinas to bede sun tzu would be considered hard right conservative racists by todays standards

>>86044969

Damn, Roseanne is looking good.

>>86044969
>standup comedian Harrison (((GREENBAUM)))
>anti-Christian comedy
lmao who would have thought

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>all arguments now boil down to funnystrawmaninfedora.jpg and calling the opposition loser virgins

very high iq, I like it

>>86054175

Because he appreciates good comedy, and repeating peoples beliefs back to them in a funny voice is a good way to make a career as a comedian without ever producing good comedy

>>86050595
The first rule of comedy is that your audience is supposed to be familiar with the subject material so they can understand the jokes. Your average westerner doesn't know shit about the content of Quran, let alone the hadiths.

I know a lot of retarded faggots want some comedian to go on stage and perform an epic tear down on Islam, but it's just going to fly over the heads of the audience and make them feel weird while they contemplate if it is politically correct or not.

>>86044969
Geedamn.

>>86047893
What's you're take on the religion of goat fuckers, I mean, peace?

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>swaglord turned /tv/ into /picklerick/ for two hours
>won't do anything for norm macdonald live

>>86057070
Or you could stop avoiding the posts that have actual merit.

>>86057070
You're forgetting the third kind of post: self-righteous wojak posting. Have you seen any of those around here?

>>86056742
im not a liberal. im just sick of the atheist fedora faggots who went from hating god to thinking the bible has worth (it does) because of some peterson videos. you faggots are the most persuadable pieces of shit ever. you latch onto which ever meme flavor of the week youtuber is hot now and espouse their shit as if you're some kind of saint for having those opinions which are millennia older than the faggots who introduced them to you. you'd know this if you spent at least 1 hour a day reading instead of shitposting on anime forums with sam harris, jordan peterson, and joe rogan compilation videos playing in the background

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I'm an atheist, but anti Christian humor is just tired and almost every comic has a bit about it, pretty much nobody has added anything to the subject since Carlin, and even Carlin is hard to go back and watch when he drifts into it now. I don't label it as persecution, just a dead horse not worth beating anymore.

The fact that other atheists still get triggered by anything religious is absurd to me, that's shit you do when you're in middle school. I know I did.

What I think is dumb about all of the edgy atheism shit is that none of them want to acknowledge that Christianity has been THE social system underpinning western civilization. Despite having some rocky beliefs that might come apart after 15 minutes of scrutiny by anyone who lists their favorite book as "The God Delusion," the communal and social aspects of Christianity can be pretty positive and have been a driving force for a lot of transformation. The same leftists that mock Christianity as silly and outdated turn around and praise Christian social movements like the Quakers and MLK who used religion to achieve equality.

I'm an atheist, but hell, I've thought about going to church just to be in a community of decent people.

>>86047532
I don't see why believing in the Christian God would be any more logical than believing in any other god or no god. So I don't disbelieve in god because why I shouldn't, so much as a lack of reasons of why I should.

>>86059120
i didn't ask you about the christian god. i asked you about god as in creator of this universe. do you believe someone created this universe?

>>86047893
>Almost half of Americans are so dumb and uneducated they think the world is ~6,000 years old, that evolution didn't happen
>Southern Baptists and Mormond are equivalent in beliefs to all Christians
The Reformation happened for a reason you fucking dumbshit.

>>86059192
By someone, do you mean someone like a human, or as far as ayyliens and such? I don't really have an opinion on that, I really don't see how I could have enough info to form one. But people get mad when you say you're agnostic so, atheist it is.

>>86059284
You are an imbecile.

>>86059385
Why? What information do you have that lets you make a decision with any degree of meaningful certainty?

>>86047893
so brave

>>86059426
You're only digging yourself deeper.

>>86044969
Harrison sounds like he takes hot juicy cocks up the fuckin' ass.

>>86059560
There's no way I don't leave the thread feeling smarter than you if you don't provide an actual argument.

>>86044969
>that numale voice
>muh Harry Potter
Jesus Christ.

>>86059614
>literally admitting that you're a smug self-satisfied ricky gervais style atheist
lmao. Keep fucking digging.

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>>86059862
I don't even know what your religion is since you haven't offered that information, or any argument for that matter. I'm not criticizing religion or religious people. I'm criticizing you because you're retarded and the one who started the coy smug act in the first place right here >>86059385

>>86044969
Norm is consistently based. The comic was not funny, that sort of joke is very played out. Also the "one is X, the other is Y" reversal is very cliche.

>>86060108
Insulting you isn't being smug. You are illiterate and intellectually bankrupt.

>>86044969

>harry potter and the grown ass adults who still read this shit lmao

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>>86060228
How many posts can I get out of you without a single argument?

>>86060308
>literally admitting that you're a smug self-satisfied ricky gervais style atheist
lmao. Keep fucking digging.

>>86060386
>>86060308

>>86047893
Yes, and the other half (like you) think that it's totally normal to inject babies with opposite sex hormones because he/she pronouns are oppressive and evil.
Go fuck yourself, you kike.

>>86060408
It's honestly hard to put into words how unintelligent you are though. Like, you're actually incapable of abstract thought.

>>86044969
the faggot youtube creator.

>>86060466
That's 6

>>86060308
1. no proof exists that god is real
2. no proof exists that god isn't real
3. therefor, you should operate under the belief that god is real on the chance that he does turn out to be real so that you don't burn in damnation for eternity

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>>86047893
>Christians are stu--

>>86060513
>has become literally incapable of seeing arguments directly presented at him
LMAO

>>86060516
>therefor, you should operate under the belief that god is real
Literally the exact opposite of my point

>>86060584
7

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>>86047893

>Year of Our Lord 2017
>Atheists still haven't made a successful to Aquinas' Five Proofs

>>86060621
You are illiterate. Several arguments have been presented to you already. Including within those 7 posts.

>>86060776
8

>>86060639
>a successful to Aquinas' Five Proofs
Nice sentence.

>>86044969
Norm is a nice comedian and man, but he's such a cuck sometimes.
He repeats 9/11 and Hitler jokes ad nauseum but this is too much? Ugh.

>>86060827
>Year of Our Lord 2017
>Atheists still haven't made a successful rebuttal to Aquinas' Five Proofs

Happy now?

>>86060815
I win. Every post you make from here on denying the existence of an argument only proves that you are illiterate. Either present a counter-argument or anything else you post will be interpreted as a concession of defeat.

2ez :)

>>86060886
Took you long enough. How retarded do you have to be to leave entire words out of your post? Sorry, I mean "How you leave of your post?"

>>86060893
9.

>>86060858
he's a judge on a comedy show. he didn't think his joke was funny and thought the contestant was woefully ignorant about the topic so he called him out. he's not triggered you dumb faggot he's just doing his job

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Better yet, what did Norm mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

Can't wait for USA version of Kristallnacht.

I'll be there with my body armor and Lousiville Slugger

>>86061103
It's a matter of record. Bill Clinton killed a guy.

>>86047304
Bingo, this is exactly what I thought. Joke was lame as shit, and as SOON as the comedian said well "one book is about X" I knew the punchline was going to be"and the other is the Bible". That might not even pass at an open mic, it's that lame. But yeah, Norm's criticism should have focussed on that. It would be nice if he specifically mentioned that criticizing Christianity isn't edgy or brave anymore because everyone in fucking the entertainment industry does it now.

>>86045481
They really are. They are the only people that can be mocked in the workplace without have he immediately terminate them.

>>86047699
>>86045481
>>86047947
Found the Redditer and the triggered lefty.

>>86047893
>/r/atheism

>>86049432
I remember when 4chan wasn't polluted with leftist cretins.

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>>86044969
>c-christianity is good!
great meme folks

>>86049094
>>86051180
it was some meme from the "Cant Stump the Trump" videos where Trump was compared to a voracious centipede

>>86044969

>bible jokes, that's brave

are you fucking kidding me, that's so easy

>>86045259
I'm not a christian but I hate gay people and jews a lot and I'd say Norm wasn't hard enough on the guy.

>>86059215
The Reformation happened because greedy German nobles needed an excuse to steal Church lands.

>>86062012
>all religious people are comparable to muslim extremists
You need to be 18 years old or older to post here.

>>86062012
>forced
lmao, other than the super early Christians the vast majority of christianity for two millennia has been whites, pretty bad analogy there poltard

>>86044969
Norm is 100% right when he says it isn't brave or funny, but I've never watched this show before so I have no way of telling if this guy is actually better than the average contestant.

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>>86061103
>Bill Cosby is a great man
>Bill Cosby has never been accused of ANYTHING

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Norm is the final redpill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqECl-5BiA4

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>>86044969
>he's an adult
>his favourite book is harry potter

good grief

>>86063622
fucking this

>>86048379
You are a disgusting person, you deserve everything that's coming to you with that attitude.
You can't even take a little joke. You resort to the most vile insults ever.
Whoever brought you up did a terrible job. Just go, go from here and never return, ever.

>>86047893
I know right church is so gay le magic sky fairy xddd

>>86050056
You are so asleep, you may never wake up.

>>86059120
Pascal's Wager. Most major religions stem from either Abrahamic or Hindu theology. If God is real and you don't believe in him you go to hell. If Hindu philosophy is correct and you don't practice it you become a human again or an animal. If there is no higher presence and atheists are correct then it doesn't matter either way.

Following an Abrahamic faith is simply the most pragmatic and logical thing to do.

>>86044969
(((Greenbaum)))

Two atheist kikes bashing Christians.

So brave.

norm fucking sucks lol

>>86064699
But that's retarded because since there is no evidence for any abrahamic faggotry, it's equally likely that not believing in a Sun Unicorn of Cheese will torture your shit to forever if you don't believe in him too. It's irrational to choose any of this shit because your odds of being correct are so close to zero you might as well just NOT believe because 1) less effort and 2) it's also possible that god will torture everyone for eternity who *isn't* an atheist because that's just how he roles. So if you're going to pick something, pick the one that is the least pain in the ass. Like atheism.

>>86064917
I've read many rebuttals to Pascal's Wager, many of them brought some good points up and many brought up bad points. This post however was one of the most stupid things I have ever read in my entire life. There's a reason why I pointed out Abrahamic and Hindu theology, as that's what most of the major world religions tend to be based around.

>>86060886
I literally go to a catholic college and philosophy 101 breaks down his proofs, its like week 3 stuff

>>86065101
If that were the case you'd think Richard Dawkins would be able to provide at least a serviceable refutation.

>>86065082
"it's popular" does not make it any more likely to be true faget. pascal's wager is considered baby tier apologetics bullshit that nobody in academia has taken seriously for centuries.

you have no proofs that god won't torture you forever for not being an atheist. you also have no proof that he will if you are an atheist. but being an atheist requires less effort on possible bullshit. so it's more rational to be an atheist.

>>86060937
You sound like a pompous twat.

>>86064699
if you chose the precise correct religion, which is not going to happen anyway.
Then if God knew you had pretty much tried to play him he would probably be pissed anyway.

>>86044969
>his favorite book is Harry Potter

Didn't even need to watch the rest. He's in the wrong.

>>86065101
And yet they still stand to this day.

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>tfw you're Buddhist and everyone from both sides ignores you because you don't bother anyone and never push your beliefs or lack of them into anyones face

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>>86044969
(((Greenbaum))))

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>>86047893

>>86045481
>that photo

the left can't meme, as usual

>>86065191
True, but seeing as Hinduism and Abrahamic beliefs are the two schools of theology that have had the most study and commentary I'd feel safest putting my eggs into one of those two baskets.

>>86065474
found the white boi

in asia where it actually makes sense to be a buddhist, buddhist politics are often outright cancer and violence is common, just like abrahamic religions. buddhist groups are shilling their laws and pushing activism like a major religion in any other country. "buddhism is just like, chill bro" is for snowflake westerners who think reading some book on the subject makes them scholars, while completing missing the social context of the religion as it is practiced in buddhist countries. your bastardized faggotry isn't buddhism, if you speak english as your first language it is almost impossible for you to be a buddhist.

t. gook

The same people who think it's cool and funny to needlessly drag Christianity through the mud probably defend Islam after every major terrorist attack.

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>>86065474
>Buddhist

I love how you fags always have to show up and act superior to everyone.

Showing a picture of Muhammad and pointing out that he was a pedophile and a warlord would be brave. Talking shit about Christians hasn't been edgy for 20 years.

>>86065729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISbQntlH9n0&t=1s

>>86045481
>Christians make up 75% of the American population
>"OMG WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED!"

>>86066168
well people "identifying" as christians in polls and actually being christians are two different things, most people who claim to be muslim actually practice (still with hypocrisy of course), alleged christfags do not. christianity in the west is basically permacucked and after the boomers die it will be circling the drain. so christians are indeed on the way to the shitter.

>worshiping the literal king of the jews

good riddance.

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>>86044969

>>86047893
BOOM BIG REVEAL

why is it always Harry Potter with these faggots?

>>86066016
Well said

>>86066168
cultural christians allow atheistic degeneracy and are not real god-fearing christians

>>86065727
t. bootyblasted mountain muslim analdevastated his people are being BTFO by based buddhist cleansers

>>86065727
not a budhist, explain to me some of these social and political aspects

Norm MacDonald has a filthy mouth and jokes about Adam Egert jerking off men under a bridge but is devout Christian. Interesting.

Norm MacDonald was the really edgy comedian making jokes about OJ Simpson and Hillary Clinton that cost him his job at SNL.

If that comedian was really edgy, he wouldn't be a contestant on some milquetoast family-friendly reality TV show.

>>86067411
>can't be religious and a comedian at the same time
It's like, not everything that comes out of peoples mouths, is fact, like, y'know what I'm saying, like?

>>86067026
>christians are persecuted because they can't persecute
Hmmmm

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>>86047893

>>86067505
>It's like, not everything that comes out of peoples mouths, is fact, like, y'know what I'm saying, like?

So you think Jesus would be happy with you saying Adam "the doors on the gas chambers opened in!" Egert jerks men off under a bridge?

>>86050685
Commiefornians* you shitlord. Has shitlord ever been said unironically? i've never seen it.

>>86065474
>buddhism
>incredibly rich prince suddenly finds possessions worthless.

you'd find possessions worthless too if you didn't have to work for them.

stupid religion.

>>86058316
I agree, it just got stale. It happens.

He's right though. Christianity and now white people are considered "safe" to ridicule, yet these same people wouldn't dare making fun of minorities, Islam, etc.

It's like saying you don't like Trump and hate racism to applause and thinking that is an act of bravery or creativity. You don't have to be edgy or contrarian, but if that is your shtick you should at least take it to a level outside the safest boundaries.

>>86047699
What the fuck are you even talking about. Get on the topic & off your political agenda.

Bashing a religion is fine, but norm simply pointed out the facts.

>>86061673
Someone said "white girl problems" to my girlfriend at work. If this girl (Somalian) complained about female circumcision, poverty, rape, being treated like shit by men, etc. and my girlfriend said "Somalian problems" she'd be fired.

>>86067693
He wouldn't care at all, but he'd probably be more inclined to disagree with you because you're acting just like the kikes he fought against before they crux'd him.

>>86067961
What was your girlfriend's problem?

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>>86056943
>It's like, okay. I get it. Midwesterners, Christians and Donald Trump are bad. Move on and tell me something new.
>>86056943
>are bad.

>>86068036
I don't remember, something about our dog maybe.

>>86065729
you sound like those atheist faggots you're making fun of by repeating the same talking points over and over again

>>86068036
That she worked with fucking Somalians.

>>86066168
>Gauls were 99% of the population of Gaul
>Julius Caesar invades and kills/enslaves millions of Gauls
>but they weren't oppressed because they are 99% of the population

>Aztecs were 99% of the population of Mexico
>Cortes invades and kills/enslaves millions of Aztecs
>but they weren't oppressed because they are 99% of the population

>Christians are 75% of the US population
>hollywood celebs, comedians, and jewish elite treat them like dirt and dehumanize on a daily basis
>but they can't be oppressed guys cuz they're 75% of the population

Fedora fags like you will be the first to dangle from the elm trees.

>>86046932
Yeah the old comparison joke needs to be an instant disqualifier for comics IMO. Anyone who just watches enough Comedy Central has heard it a million times over during the Comedy Central Roasts.

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>>86044969

Anyone who thinks Norm is "acting" or whatever is wrong. I don't think this is about his beliefs, it's about beating a dead horse.

I also think he probably personally thinks it's funny to trigger atheists, because they get their fee fees hurt so easily.

>>86068148
>>86068199
So "white girl problems" was an accurate assessment?

>>86046351

Yeah. OP's video was lame and cringe star.

Cleansing the palette, bidet-ing my butt region with a better Norm vid:
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/norm-macdonald-a-rusty-car-in-the-rain

>>86060213
Hey guys so I'm from New York
Silence
New York, right? New York
Stupid crowd applauses.

>>86060516
>Trying to use logic
>Mistake emotion (fear) for logic
>come up with flawed conclusion

You start at zero, you first need to prove one exists before you move on to it.

>>86048860
>No, claiming that something is real while also claiming it's unknowable is paradoxical. If it's unknowable, then how are you claiming it's real?


Because you can have faith, which doesn't require evidence. And at the same time you can accept that there will never be evidence to say 100% one way or another.

>>86068615
ok before that i'd like to take this post and tell you, mr. thiel, that you have the face of a lizard and everytime i see your eyes i want to mash your fucking skull in with a baseball bat why do you only fund gay science shit retard?

The comedian was horrible, and Norm is not wrong, but it would have been better if he had called him on the stupid joke in a funnier way. He seemed dead serious and genuinely upset, which is never funny.

>Christian bashing, the easiest religion to bash
>Yea, I'm from NY! Like 1000000s others
>I like Harry Potter. Instant brownie points
>One is ____positive quality, the other is THE BIBLE. YEA, I know it was obvious.
Norm did good but his argument was weak. Or rather, he should have started with the weak jokes. He was right attacking the claims of bravery. He wasn't.

>>86067411
Egert probably does that stuff though, he's a tit.

>>86068941
>He seemed dead serious and genuinely upset, which is never funny.
your soul has been poisoned by irony, fagott

>>86068941
Sometimes you've got to forgo the humour so the faggot stops laughing, stops thinking he's fabulous and ruin his 15 seconds of fame.
It's a better feeling.

>>86068241

That assumes you would have the intelligence to figure out how to make a noose. And judging by the nonsense comparisons you made and your basic inability to make connections, I sincerely doubt that.

>>86069106
Honestly how could a comic go on stage and do that joke. I saw it a mile away and I'm not even big into comedy.

>>86051180
Look up "Centipede" by knife party. It's a dubstep song that You Can't Stump the Trump videos use. Cool sing.

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>>86068199