ITT

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hands down

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>>86025724
This

>>86025917

which anime is this?

I still watch and enjoy Game of Thrones.

Life is fun when you're a normie; you guys should try it.

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>>86026312

X-Men

>>86026677
>>86026724
>unironically being male
disgusting

>>86025724
This sequence was great, it perfectly captured the feeling and look of adventure novels you read as a kid which is what grrm was going with Brans storry

>>86026637
"Just burn my kid up"
I didn't know I was in a ylyl

When the hound lost. I can't stop watching this shitfest though.

>>86026588
forgot the part where she abandoned sansa to go kill the already dying stannis

>>86025724
Stannis losing was the last time I was itching to see a new episode

>Season 4
>Tyrion and Jamie depart as friends instead of dropping the information that makes him completely go completely bananas
>Tyrion now has literally no motivation for killing his father
>Whole story doesn't make any sense now

>>86027486
been a while since i saw that episode, was the information that shae was banging tywin?

>>86027740
No. its probably one of the best motivations for a character ever written. The show decided to drop it after mentioning it once.

>>86027740
Book stuff, a bunch of fucked up nested ruses and gangrape involving Tyrion's first love and orchestrated by Tywin.

>>86025724
that scene was fine. skeletons should be janky, they're fucking skeletons.

>>86025724
the whole sand snake thing is when I stopped watching

>>86030307
>crappy sinbad tier cgi skellingtons
>nevermind that they shouldn't be able to even reanimate skeletons

>>86025724
20 good men is a pretty good cutoff point if your iq is higher than 110

>>86026724
just like real life

>>86026677
>Implying these aren't all organic and probable
>REEEEEEE WYMEN

>All men must die
>Yes but we are no men

I think this was the beginning of the stronk era

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It was a non-scene that killed it for me...

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>let them both have equal chance of killing eachother so the other wont feel inferior XD

>>86026724
Could you say... she's entitled?

I stopped watching GoT at the end of season 4 because it was getting too stupid, can I get a quick summary of the major shit that has happened since then?

>>86034212
YAAAS QUEEN

>>86027740

tyrion fell in love with a girl so tywin organised for her to be gangraped by a whole bunch of soldiers

so yeah just normal dad son stuff

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>>86026724

>>86025724
Show is so fucking bad now. Last season had some interesting story lines still with the high sceptor, Bran greenseeing, battle of the bastards, the hound etc...

This season has been the equivalent of the third hobbit movie. All story lines and character development have been thrown into the fire in favor of shitty dragon action and teleportation. They even stole the big crossbow to kill the dragon shtick from The Hobbit.

Fuck this shit.

>>86033961
imagine training your whole life, constantly ridiculed for being a woman and after all that you're shown up by a potato headed girl

How many walkers will Arya kill with her valerian dagger?

>>86034361
I bet GoT and LotR is the extent of your high-fantasy experience.

>>86034395
Its a conspiracy. I bet she got that dagger from a non-walker.

>>86034395
>>86034484
i laughed. this is stupid

>>86034350
MUH HORSESHOE THEORY

wait, isn't it established that you need fire to kill wights?

>>86025724
the first scene of the first episode

>>86033961
>the swords look like they're made of fucking cheap lego plastic now

holy shit fuck this show

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>>86026063

>>86034805
its a training sword you fucking moron

>>86026207
This is just the opening credits...?

>>86034819
If I recall correctly training swords were made of metal, you fucking moron. Also that knife is supposed to be "real"

>>86034350
UHHH NO THATS NOT WHATS HAPPENING

TREDDITREDDITTREDDITTREDDIT

>>86034955
white male got what was coming to him

swords are a tool of the patriarchy

i remember after a few episodes of varys and tyrion walking and talking with tyrion making constant eunuch jokes, he tells yet another shitty joke from the writers who ran out of book dialogue, and then he ends it with "because you have no cock?". i remember thinking how fucking shit the dialogue had gotten, that tyrion, who used to be a character who had only his tongue and his wits, was now telling completely modern, embarrassing antijokes. it was such a shitty line and it's the ultimate contrast to the early writing

>>86034955
>Old man gets outnumbered and defeated
I don't see what's wrong? He's obviously not as /fit/ as he once was

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go go power rangers

>>86035037
What's wrong is that you don't build a character up like that and give him a clumsy and completely unnecessary death scene.

>>86034955
It's funny D&D pretty much admitted they killed him off because the actor was complaining they were major hacks going off course from the books.

Yes, showfags. That's literally how the showrunners decide who to kill and not to kill. Based on if they kiss ass or not.

>>86035181
the books are shit after asos so i dont blame them

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>>86035223
Nah the books even after ASOS are way better than this tumblr fanfic garbage the show is turning into. The books are slow, but they aren't dumb. This is just dumbing down so much from S1 because your show got big with SJW hambeasts who are in it for their feminist power fantasies.

remember when the show had more than 3 major characters?

>>86035152
Why? Drogo, Jeor, Stannis, and Robert all suffered undignified deaths, despite being constantly praised for being hardcore one-man army warriors.

>>86035294
L-Lemmy?

>>86035306
Drogo's death was a major point in Dany's arc and had severe repercussions.

Jeor was never built up that much in the books.

Stannis isn't dead in the books.

Robert's death was supposed to play into what a useless drunk he had become that even a thing as hunting was too much for him.

Congratulations, you don't know shit about the story. GRRM is keeping Barristan alive for a good ton longer. Hell even the fat sidekick is still alive in the books.

All of Stannis.

Fuck.

>>86035306
It is not necessarily about it being undignified; it is about it being clumsy and unnecessary.

The Drogo death was an apt punishment for Drogo's demonstration of fearlessness by walking in the challenger's arakh. His death was also directly linked to the plot moving forward in interesting directions.

Robert's death was a fitting punishment for a reign of debauchery and disrespect for his marriage. Again, this was an immediately important turn for the plot.

Jeor's death was the result of serious betrayal, and his death served to show how immoral the defectors were. This also had immediate impact on the plot.

Stannis' death was later in the series and suffers from a similarly clumsy and unnecessary deal as the Barristan death.

>>86035021
I am still waiting for someone to make the season 6 cock supercut. There was an out of place cock joke in every episode. It was jarring. There were the scenes between Tyrion and Varys and Tyrion and Grey Worm where he makes eunuch jokes. There is the Kingsmoot scene where Euron jokes about Theon having no cock. There is a scene between Yara and Theon again about Theon having no cock. There was a scene with one of the sandsnakes about cock. And one scene with Bronn about cock in some comtext. And those are just the few I can remember. I'm sure there was also at least one scene with Tormund talking about cock. I want to say he said something about Jon having a small cock after he came back to live.

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>>86025724
The fact that the scene representing the pinnacle of G.R.R.M. writings was missing from the tv show.

>>86025917
Which of these guys is Twintey Goodmen?

>>86035223
>meme

Barristan's death could have been handled much better if they showed the fighting offscreen, then cut to him dying surrounded by countless dead Harpies. You would get the idea he fought well until his last breath.

>>86034955
Fucking this. Tell me from a factually quantifiable standpoint how Grey Worm survived his wounds from that battle and Barristan didn't. It's the beginning of the huge capitulations towards plot armor that blight the show to this day. I thought when two of the sand snakes got it that they were packing that shit in but nope.

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I think the final nail in the coffin was fucking dany strutting around a hut full of rapist Khals and not a single one of them tries to stop her from burning the whole fucking place down.

NOT ONE

>>86036437
>Tell me from a factually quantifiable standpoint how Grey Worm survived his wounds from that battle and Barristan didn't.
Grey Worm isn't white. That's about the extent of Dabid and DeeBee's reasoning.

>>86036463
Yeah, that was it. That was when I realized I was watching pure trash

>>86036463
Yea same for me.

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>>86025724
>In my culture we dont have marriage
>So the concept of a bastard doesn't exist
>"Must be liberating"
Why not just have George RR Martin come out and explicitly say that the future is anarcho feminism already? Holy shit the sheer amount of SJW that goes into this...

>>86025917
he would make a really good trap

>>86036463

I'm still watching season 6 and just finished that episode.

>all the khals start screaming like little babies

>>86036668
You say that about every guy.

>>86036437
Grey Worm is young and had more protection

>>86036633
>>"Must be liberating"
You gotta be a fucking retard to now understand that the "must be liberating" was in regards to not having bastards. That's why he glances at Jon

>>86036633
what this has to to do with SJW??

holy shit you kids are as INSANE as sjw at this point

>>86035092
this fucking scene pisses me off so much, bronn would've wiped the floor with those girls but xDD GIRL POWER!! YAASSSS

>>86036633
what's the matter whiteboi?

>>86036633
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK MARRIAGE! EXCEPT FOR THE GAYS!

>>86035977
Yep, his pecker

>>86034906
That was a good series of posts - was that back in Season One?

>>86036811
>was in regards to not having bastard
Yeah because marriage doesn't exist. Not having marriage (marriage being an oppressive institution) is a hardcore feminist ideal, to which Davos says
>Must be liberating
Holy shit how do you not understand that?

>>86036812
>Call the abolition of slavery and the concept of cuckholdry liberating
>How is this SJW???
Wut

>>86037136
>slavery
*Marriage
Fug even autocorrect agrees with tax policy man

>>86034350
This would only make sense if guys rallied around Jon, the shows only male Mary Sue.

>>86026677
words are wind

>>86037075
>Fighting this hard to have his sjw boogeyman
Listen idiot. Davos was saying "it must be liberating" in regards to Jon being a bastard. Jon has always had to deal with being labeled a bastard.
Plus men complain more about marriage anyway, so wtf are you complaining about

>>86034874
she wasn't using a blunted blade, the strength she put into those sword swings could've killed Arya

>>86036437
The guy is old as fuck? My grandad died from a tiny infection, they can't fight shit internally as well

>>86035092
>Close quarter whip combat

>>86035977

There were also like 8 close up cockstabs.

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>>86034955
evertiem

>>86037505
>Call the abolition of marriage and the concept of cuckholdry liberating
>Ever
Fucks sake man get a hold of yourself, this isn't a boogeyman he literally called the abolition of the concepts of marriage and cuckoldry liberating.
>Hey if just magically disintegrated marriage and basic concepts of family it wouldn't be a problem
>Lmao
Lol
>Men want to disintegrate the institution of marriage more
Sauce?

>>86025724
Tough to narrow it down to a single scene.

I'll go with an arc - Dorne as a whole. A mildly interesting subplot with some decent (if anime) characters from the book gets completely raped in show. Then they finish it off by killing the completely wasted Alexander Siddig in a move which makes 0 sense whatsoever - Dorne is going to let their Prince be murdered by some whore and a bunch of bastard sneks AND then be content to be ruled by them? Fucking plz.

>>86035181
Wait, do you have a source for that? i'd fucking love to have evidence for my rage

>>86035092
dammit anon i managed to avoid ever rewatching part of that scene until now. even worse than i remembered smdh

Show officially jumped the shark at the uttering of the BAD POOSAY line

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>>86037919
>We can make fun of male castration and genital mutilation which happens literally all the time in this world
>Women never get raped unless you count the consummation of marriage and Sansa getting banged by Ramsey mass rape
Hmm... How is this series "grim dark" again? It's just seems like some fat prick vented his sissy fetish into a fantasy series

>>86034955
This is easily one of the oddest choices the show made. It's obvious Barristan will have a more dignified death in the books, so I understand having to kill him off given the show's more accelerated rate, but there are more opportune and far better ways to do it.

>>86035294
I agree with you there - never, ever, though I'd be forced to say the garbage that is Fest for Crows and Dance with Dragons is better than the show.

Since going off book DnD and all their writers have really been shown up as talentless hacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4oQzTGTc_g

This. EASILY.

>>86036633
Marriage and paternal investment aren't really a big deal in Africa either - it'sa pretty liberated continent desu.

>>86038298
BASED OLLIE

>>86035294
On one hand it's inarguable the writing is worse, on the other hand unless you're willing to call GRRM an SJW, the material isn't diverging all that much.

Stannis is obviously going to die, Dorne/Aegon will amount to nothing, Euron/Victarion will die, Asha will clearly take control, Cersei will likely go violent dictator on Westeros.

We got there in a clumsy and ugly way but the factions/leaders are probably pretty spot-on.

>>86036717
are you catching up just to shitpost with us? you really dont have to do that

>>86037519
riiiight you use sharp sword to train, smart

>>86038182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvVluNxujc&feature=youtu.be&t=1h13m10s

>>86038654
no I'm saying Brienne's sword looked wooden or something

>>86034469
>GoT
>High-fantasy
GRRM wishes.

>>86025724
When Jon got revived within five fucking minutes with no consequences

>>86038182

http://ew.com/article/2015/05/01/ser-barristan-dead-thrones/

As well as >>86038675

>>86038506
There sure isn't any other reason to keep watching.

>>86038783
High fantasy just means alternate world.

>>86039208
>>86038783

high fantasy means lots of magic used regularly with impossible creatures walking around.

>>86038675
Bravo Dabid! Bravo!

>>86036633
>Do you mind if I switch side?
That line was funny because the actor of Davos is such a libtard

>>86039290
>Dabid
can someone explain this meme?

>>86039208
High-Fantasy -> Human and non-human empires, monsters everywhere and flashy magic
Low Fantasy -> Humans, fantasy races being rare and/or exctinct, magic is subtle

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>>86035306
>Stannis being constantly praised for being hardcore one-man army warriors
What?

>>86038675
Wow that's really shitty.

>>86035092
It's even funnier when you think how all those moves were planned to the detail. You can clearly see what they were going for.

They tried to highlight how the snakes are sneaky, unpredictable and deadly. The left one advances toward Bronn and does a surprising turn attack trying to cut his throat, all the while the one on the right is sneaking by looking for a single moment to stab him in the back. Bronn quickly reacts by dodging the left ones surprise attack and luckily manages to see the one on the right just in the nick of time to force her retreat with a swing of his sword.

And still it ended looking like that, even after numerous rehearsals and re-takes. It's hilarious.

>>86034955
Characters in the books as well as the show love glorfying the past and compare it to songs, (e.g. Ned, Bobby B, Sansa) before they get BTFO.

What made most of ASoIaF interesting is that there's no Aragorn character killing a million orcs because he's the chosen one. It's all stories they have made up in-universe.

>>86025724
The wights being skeletons and the children throwing fire balls made this scene way more campy than it needed to be.

>>86035357
Cannot unsee

>>86039914

Maybe in your tabletop circlejerk. In literary circles high fantasy is its own world and low fantasy means it's set on Earth, either in a hidden way or in a forgotten past.

>>86035390
Don't forget Barristan is de facto King of Mereen in the books as things stand. But no, D&D had to kill him off before the show had even reached that point.

>>86040635
Yeah that's fucking great seeing him rule and shit after all that time seeing kings rule. Fuck of Debee and Dabid care.

how did tyrion and jaime's hair turn from blond to dark?

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why didnt bronn just kill daenerys while the dragon was roasting Jamie instead of pushing him out of the way?

>>86041067
Bronn ran away, Dickon saved Jamie.

>>86041067
Why is Bronn even there? Not only is the show inconsistent with the books but also inconsistent with itself.

>>86041203
It was bronn, leaks confirm it.

>>86041067
Jamie pays him and he had just lost his gold

>>86041067
Because he's bro tier and realized that he must prioritize saving the one true king, and that dragonwhore can be sniped with the ballista at a later date

Retard

>>86034350
t.reddit

>>86040416
Is WoT high or low fantasy then?

>>86041252
are we even watching the same show

>>86037981
>he literally called the abolition of the concepts of marriage and cuckoldry liberating
/pol/ please stop

>>86041530
>implying I'm still watching this

>>86041512
World of Tanks is definitely low fantasy

>>86040416
By your definition, LotR is low fantasy.

>>86034350
/pol/ btfo

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>>86041406
most retarded answer 2017

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>>86034835

>>86025724
It was already going downhill but Bad Pussy is the objective moment the show died and any hope of it redeeming itself became impossible.

>>86026950
>Captured the look of the novel

My sides

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Should have stopped here desu

Season 1 to 3 with the exception of Ramsay was legit good

>>86034955
This, fucking this, wasted potential, waste of a good character

>>86025917
His name was Ramsay Bolton.
His name was Ramsay Bolton.
His name was Ramsay Bolton.

>>86026207

came to post this

>>86034350
so true, misogynists BTFO'd

>>86041721
>LotR is set on earth
How does it feel being this retarded?

>>86034469
You're saying that like "high-fantasy experience" is something to be proud of.
Do you often get comments on how you resemble the comic book guy from The Simpsons?

>>86034333
*peasant girl

>>86041203
>Bronn ran away, Dickon saved Jamie
>Shot of Bronn staring at an unmanned white horse
>cut to Jaime
>Jaime goes after Dany, gets rescued by someone on a white horse

Pay attention.

>>86038654
>implying a blunt piece of metal swung with enough force wouldn't totally fuck you up.

>>86034022
Is that you Carlos?

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>>86025724

>>86030574
Same here.
The side adventure in Dorne with the sneks and their offensively jew strong wymyn mother is where I gave up.

>>86046206
such a good character, here's to hoping winds of winter will wrap him up better than D&D did

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>>86046206
>>86046277
only sleep now

>>86041035
good point

>>86045297
Congratulations on outing yourself as a complete ignorant, Tolkien stated that Middle Earth was basically our planet in an imagined, mythical past.

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>>86025917
Good pick. For me the way they fucked up the paper shield scene was the first time the show pissed me off.

>>86046461
>in an imagined, mythical past.
So, a different world.

>>86046461
>basically

>>86045396
There's no reason you should have arrived to that conclusion. Don't be a dumbass, anon.

>>86041067

cause Jaime is the only guy who will give Bronn what was promised to him, i don't think Cersei would be happy if Bronn came in.

"Yo Queen, i killed the dragon bitch, while i let a dragon give your brother and lover get a Idris Elba make-over"

>>86041252
cause Bronn became a fan favorite character

>>86046876
>"Yo Queen, i killed the dragon bitch, while i let a dragon give your brother and lover get a Idris Elba make-over
*cringe*

>>86046938

simply epic bro don't forget to post this on r/4chan xxxdddd

>>86036812
>not realising GoT is full of political statements put there to appeal to the retarded degenerate liberal urban youth....

My sweet summer child...

>>86046034
They had the perfect dialogue from the books but didn't use it?

>>86040185
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMEB0_dxWk

>>86047149
what's with people who go out of their way to disable embedding on their videos? what's the deal? what do they get out of it? what kind of a person does it?

>>86047220
what the fuck was the point of this scene?

>>86034389
training swords man

>>86026312
Berserk

>>86047255
>what kind of a person does it?
skeletongs

>>86047326
kikes aren't happy unless they inject disgusting grotesque depraved shit in everything they do. there is no point

>>86047220
THICC

>>86047255
They don't get views from embedded videos or something like that.

>>86025917
*nothing personnel kid*

>>86047463
but who careeeeeeees about that. it's not like they make money off their channels. in fact, i've never seen channels that make money disable embedding. i've only seen these small obscure channels do it

>>86036463
Same senpai. That was truly the part that has triggered me most over the whole series.

Granted, i skipped season 5 and the whole sand snake shit, but that scene was retarded. Khals are known for brutality, fearlessness, and battlethirst. Drogo walked into a fucking sword and they all participate in battles.

If they saw they were going to be burned alive they wouldn't try to escape, they'd fucking try to kill Dany the best they could even while they were on fire.

They're supposed to be the very best of the Dothraki. They're not any normal soldiers.

>>86046735
No. 5:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvSogRcyDzs

>>86034906
Brad neely pls go

>>86047409
The point was to show that Melisandre is a 400 year old witch, you brainless mouth breather.

>>>/pol/

>>86045327
Watched the whole first season in one day. Not seen one episode after this

>>86038458
Almost none of those things are obvious, or forgone conclusions.

Most signs point to Stannis winning the battle in the snow. Arianne (heir to Dorne) is going to marry Aegon, who has taken the unassailable fortress of Storm's End. Most signs point to he and Dany ending up at war. Euron has been set up as one of the big bads in the final books, and is going to wreck the shit out of Oldtown. Plus his Valyrian steel armour makes him nigh-unkillable. Victarion may well die, because both he and his plan are retarded. Asha is currently a prisoner of Stannis and is far from being in control of anything. Cersei may try to go violent dictator, since Varys jobbed Kevan and now there's no one to hold her back, since Jaime has disowned her.

>>86035294

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

>>86047748
>i can only ever take things at face value
how sad

>>86047566
If you upload videos, you want to get something out of it. If not money, then at least some numbers to jerk off to. People provide content for free. Can you meet them halfway and click one extra time? It's not that hard.

>>86038675
>lol, there are dragons and you have problem with me still being fat despite food being scarce in universe and my character is constantly on the move?
fucking lardass

>>86048333
i just don't get the mindset, sorry.
>i'm providing content for free because i want be helpful or entertaining to people without asking for anything in return
>but fuck those embedding freeloaders, that shit doesn't here you parasites
seems a bit contradictory to me.

I have a question for /tv/.

If you guys hate this show so much, why are you still following it after seven seasons?

Seems a little suspicious.

>>86047971
>You want the good girl, but you need the Bad Pussy
>You're a greedy bitch
>20 Good Men

>>86048993
Hello my friend welcome to 4chan

>>86048993
for the same reason we watch car crash videos

>>86038298
Ollie literally did nothing wrong in that scene

>>86048993
would you really look away from a trainwreck?

>>86048993
I don't. I just couldn't muster any enthusiasm I once had for GoT ever since S5 and S6. The only reason I'm here is for fresh GoT memes.

>>86048993
I've invested too much time not to. Also, I don't hate it, it's just experiencing a noticeable dip in quality ever since D&D were let off their leashes.

>>86049079
Nice

>>86034955
NEVER FORGIVE

>>86048703
He took his time do make something and wants some feedback is all. There is no way of knowing if people liked it or not unless the views are being registered and people are leaving comments. If not for youtube's fucked up policy, there would be no need for it.

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>>86046206

It still hurts

>>86035664
Why do D&D hate Stannis so much? The hate goes beyond simple dislike of the character and morphs into character assasination and bashfic. Were they really that butthurt about what happened to Renly?

>>86046206
he shouldn't have burned her daughter

>>86049647
George told them that he burns Shireen in the books, which caused their opinion of him to be completely negative, even though the circumstances of the burning in the book will be borderline sympathetic.

>>86048993
It's nice to drop into a thread like this and see what the show is up to while watching the episodes half-heartedly. I would drop it completely if I had too few time but would still read about it.

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>>86046277
Sadly, GRRM will probably croak before TWoW is ever finished. For now, your best option for a bookfag's resolution to the series is a fanfic titled The North Remembers.

>>86049795
why does he burn his daughter in the books?

>>86050242
he doesnt because shes his only heir

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>>86025724

>>86036633
>live entire life as a translator for the filthy rich
>doesnt know simple social norms

Im just tired of this kind of stupid shit

>>86037519
>strength into the swings
>little girl with piercing sword turning aside longsword strikes
If this show wasn't fucking retarded arya would be fucking dead with a split skull or at least her collarbone would be crushed and she'd never fight again.

>>86050242
the most common theory is that he'll take Winterfell, bring his family to the castle, and then burn Shireen when the Others march south. It's a logical conclusion to his story and it's far more powerful to have him try and fail against the Others rather than the Freys or the Boltons.

>>86037981

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>86033961
Is Arya a real life anime character?

>>86025917
>psst, nothing personal kid

>>86035092
came here to post this

>>86025917
>season ends
>I'M GOING TO RESCUE MY BROTHER!
>season begins
>oh shit, this shirtless guy has some dogs, back to the boats!

this was the the first of many 'character u-turns' as i like to put them. such as jaime suddenly falling for cersei again, brann becoming a fucking autist suddenly and arya getting her eyesight back after what, 3 episodes?

>>86025724

Red Wedding

That's what I became confident Martin had no idea what the fuck he was doing. Dropped the show completely soon after.

>>86039550
Its from a screencap mocking D&D's scripting and the 20 Good Men scene.
>"DABID. 20 GOOD MEN DABID"
>I grabbed my idea crayons and start writing furiously

>>86034955
>WE NEED TO START KILLING OFF CHARACTERS NOW, WHO DO WE-
>waaay ahead of you senpai

>>86046206
10/10 acting

>>86036129
i should've looked like a fucking bomb had gone off with barristan at the center.

why is littlefinger so fucking useless this season? what is the actual point of him being there in winterfell? doesn't he have to rule over the fucking vale right now?

littlefinger in seasons 1 and 2 was sublime. now what?

>>86050550
holy shit this show is stupid

>>86051302
Now he is waiting for the masked man

>>86025724
Did you think it was real before this scene?

>>86051302
He's a little guy

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>>86039550
It's "David" (as in David Benioff) pronounced like someone with cerebral palsy might.
It hearkens back to a pretty funny greentext outlining the creative process the showrunners supposedly undergo writing a plot thread that diverges from the books or is fashioned from whole cloth.
Why the speech impediment? Because most of their OC is deemed of inferior quality or completely contradicting material from the books that also partially made its way onto the show.

TL;DR: Showrunners are hurr durr derp.

>WHERE'S MAH FOOKIN' SISTAH?

>tfw no faithful Tower of Joy scene ever

>>86047951
Stannis might very well win the Battle of The Ice, and the Manderlys might play a vital role in the siege of Winterfell, but I just couldn't see Stannis surviving the war against the Others.

>>86045297
The early drafts of Tokien's writing has middle-earth being Europe and the proto-Undying Lands where the remainder of the elves live Britain.

>>86051539
fuck. it hurts. the wound is still fresh.
>the most beautiful woman in all of westeros

>>86050639
That theory fails to take into account Patches and greyscale though.

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I'd do anything to be able to erase this from my memory so i could enjoy white walkers again

>>86050639
I thought Melissandre is going to burn Shireen at the Wall to revive Jon. You need kings blood for blood magic to work.

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>>86035294
Sigil?

>>86033961
Was Brienne actually trying to kill Arya in this scene? She was really fucking swinging at her with all she had, what if Arya failed to dodge one of them? Seems a bit excessive just for a dumb little gollem making you look stupid.

>>86030972
>shouldn't be able to reanimate skeletons
>it's magic

>>86051776
I think she was using a practice sword

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>melisandre ressurecting jonn
>davos desperately begging her to ressurect jon
fucking why

Are gendrys lats stronger than valerian steel?

>>86034395
Less than 10. She's an assassin. She's good at one-on-one fights in dark alleys. She's almost useless in a war. Some random arrow would kill her.

>>86034603
chopping them up into bits works too

>>86051694
someone remind me the plot of the children.
Why did they create a white walker? to kill humies?

>>86051847
Nothing Davos has done has made any sense since Stannis died. He's simply a vehicle D&D uses delive dialogue.

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>>86025724

>>86025724
>he didn't cum in his pants watching frogfu fight
Faggot

>>86046787
found the fedora

>>86051694
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Seasonly reminder that Ramsay could have ended Jon with one arrow but chose to shoot an already dying giant instead.

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>>86025724
>DO YOU REMEMBER?
>WHEN WE POISONED MY HUSBAND JON ARRYN?
>IN EPISODE 1 WINTER IS COMING?
>THEN WE DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY


This was when I knew the show was now plebtier.

>>86052230
The bits still keep coming at you, though. If you're not careful where they're going, you're gonna get Jojen'd.

>>86043060
kek

>>86052273
it doesn't really make sense, like the reapers revealed origin in mass effect 3

>>86052273
Yeh. On the show at least.

>>86052273
the first men were cutting down the children's trees, so the children created the walkers to kill the humans and they became to powerful blah blah blah.

>>86051838
It's still made of metal seemingly, testing Arya across the head with that much force with a metal stick would still do a fuck load of damage.

>>86047748
yeah I think everyone realized that dipshit. Why is it important to the plot?

>>86035306
>>86035390
Dont forget Drogo could have survived but he was stubborn and just let that wound fester.

>>86047326
to show that Melisandre was tired and defeated after losing Stannis, after years of putting on a facade of being all knowing and competent she needed to take the mask off and lie down for a little while

god you people are so fucking dumb

>>86052324
Such a small detail that proved a lot for me imo, is the fact that the Iron Bank came to visit Stannis because "you do not NOT repay your debts to the Iron Bank, we will fuck you in all holes." But in the show Stannis goes to them like some beggar. Just a small change that changes everything in world building.

>>86040005

In the books he's almost as badass as Bobby B and probably the best general of his generation. Him raising an army is a genuine OH SHIIII- moment for everyone else.

In the show, not so much.

>>86034350
t-t. SJW!

>>86054123
I agree with the whole spiel about him being respected in the books but honestly his threat isnt "OH SHIIII" seeing he has almost no followers. If Ned would have survived it would have been the North + Riverlands + Stannis and THAT would have probably been game-winning, but since Ned died and Robb decided he wanted to do his own shit banging hotties from across the sea, noone really feared Stannis.

>>86037136
>>86037190
being free of marriage is by definition liberating

>>86036633
/pol/kids BTFO for life holy shit that feels good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4LihHGQZzY

>>86026588
Hmm. I never realized this before.

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>Three Eyed Raven who knows everything
>Could tell her about how Arya is still alive
>Could tell her that Little Finger was the one who betrayed their father
>Could tell about how the white walkers are closer than ever
>Instead decided to talk about how he got to watch her get raped
Bran is the only character in the show that has truly left me dumbfounded

>>86051522
It's Dabid because that's how David is pronounced in Hebrew

>>86054508
Not if you exchange a husband for government dependence.

When Jon was killed.
I now root for the white walkers. They are the cleansing fire that will rid this world of the sinners miscreants and degenerates south of the wall.
His whole death but came back to life thing totally jumped the shark for me.
And the fact that he's not completely losing his mind over it and giving himself to the Lord of light doesn't make sense to me.

>>86034955
Did you spot him in Rogue One?

>>86054812
>Sansa, the rape

>>86055169
DABID DABID

>>86028272

It wasn't a gangrape. She took the money and loved it.

>>86051766

I think what will happen there is that they will burn Shireen and perform a ritual to resurrect Azor Ahai after getting the letter from Ramsay saying he's won and Stannis is dead.

The ritual will bring Jon Snow back from the dead because he's Azor Ahai, Stannis will BTFO the Boltons, and then shit will get awkward because there's an undead abomination that the Lord of Light has said is in charge now except Stannis thought it was going to be his job.

Mel probably gets exiled. I can see Selyse suiciding in grief if Stannis the Mannis doesn't execute her too.

>>86054826
And Weiss screaming into the mouthpiece barely being able to string words together is Hebrew as well? "Idea crayons" and musings about how "hella fuckin' rad" aliens would be is typical (((jewish))) behaviour?
>House D&D. We do not care.
Even though Dibby and Dabid are Jews, HURR DURR is all the implication in that greentext.

>>86054320

The only reason it doesn't get to pants-shitting level is that Renly subverts the Stormlands before they answer to Stannis.

If Renly hadn't been such a giant prancing fucktard Stannis would have broken the Lannisters by the end of S2. As it was he almost did it and only failed because Loras was literally buttmad and Tyrion had a bright idea.

>>86054812
it seems to me that he's more like dr. manhattan... he just doesn't give a fuck about humans anymore

>>86036633
Only thing that bothered me about it is as a translator she should be very familiar with different cultural norms. I doubt Westeros is the only place that values marital fidelity and bloodlines.

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>>86034955
did everyone replying to this forget what the scene was actually like or something? do yourself a favour and rewatch it
>literally a 13vs1
>he's old
>he's unarmoured
>he's still killing everyone
>only starts losing because he gets kicked in the back by a 14th guy who he didn't even know was there
>he's STILL killing everyone
>finally bested having killed 13 of the 14 assassins, and was only ever hit from behind
as far as deaths go this isn't nearly as big of an injustice as everyone seems to be claiming it is

>>86055453
M8 I am literally jewish and my father is named David

Dah-Beed is how you pronounce David in Hebrew.

>>86026588
It really is an entirely different show.

Where's gendry?

>>86055008
i somehow dont think westeros has a welfare system in place

Battle of the bastards where Johns sword is obviously rubber. Don't they pay people to catch this shit?

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>>86054812
kek

>>86055952

Aside from the sword wobble that might have been the best take they got.

Killed my immersion too, but not as hard as Littlefinger's teleporting heavy cavalry.

>>86055927
Not yet, with dumb cunt Dany winning it's only a matter of time.

>>86054812
revealing the future changes the future, the reality that will happen in the show is the one where he doesn't tell them these things.

have you ever seen anything that deals with time travel

>>86055816
Dahbeed may be, but DABID is just the author envisioning Weiss chimping out and foaming at the mouth out of excitement. I'm positive Dabid and debit are meant to be phonetically identical.
Their ethnicity is not adressed in the greentext, its subject is the author's frustration with the treatment of the source material by two guys he envisions as monkeys with access to a typewriter. Or rather, edgy toddlers with delusions of grandeur and access to crayons.

>>86036811
>>86036812
Its literally in the Communist Manifesto

>>86056275
"The ink is dry" implies no matter how you cut it, the future can not be changed, only observed.

>>86034361
As a /his/panic, Battle of the Bastards physically hurt me.

>>86056318
That scene was fine. The following episode was the one offending where this didn't matter in the slightest.

>>86056275
all 3 of those things are the past or present you mong not the future, have you even watched the show?

>>86035223
AFfC laid the foundation for so much

>>86047971
I had a pretty brutal food poisoning once and it describes it very accurately.

>>86036633
>was there during the negotiations with the second sons, a sell sword band made up entirely of basterds
>somehow doesn't know what a basterd is
Fucking garbage writing

>>86025917
even my braindead friends who don't read the books were shocked by how stupid this scene was

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>>86033961

>lets have a scene of a woman and a girl sparring swords to show how good they are, better than any men!

You guys realize that these 2 are now the top swords fighters of Westeros, not even the Hound can defeat them, since Brienne won against him, and with this scene we now know that Arya is at least just as good as Brienne.

>Arya is now a better swords(((person))) than the fucking Hound!

This show if fucking pathetic, it's a feminist/progressive trash fest! Glad I never payed a cent to HBO.

>>86056868
>a group of really badass mercenaries who are made up of people constantly pushed away by their families
>they're not even fucking relevant anymore
It's like this show hates interesting ideas and just throws them away.

>>86034955
Pretty much this and bad poossay. I had even forgotten about Selmy, now I'm mad just remembering.

The show was dead earlier than this, but when the children of the forest and Three Eyed Raven just magically changed entirely in their appearance from one season to the next and looked like they had a budget of $20 to begin with, it should've been obvious that the creators flat out don't even give a fuck about their audience. When Arya stabs that fat kid, that was your first glimpse of how bad things could get, then the shittiness of the show just seemed to increase in frequency and magnitude like a bridge shaking apart in some horrible feedback loop.