If you were immortal what would you do with yourself?

>>86018042
Kill all humans

Have the power to pause time like in Click and give the succ to all my favorite titcows

Better question, if you were Blake Lively what would you do with yourself?

>>86018042
I would go around and fuck famous historical figures and keep a sex diary about it. Joan of Arc, Maria Theresa, Queen Elizabeth I, Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, etc.

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>>86018096
say that im a lesbian and try to conquer Pom's warm heart

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>>86018279
wow

>>86018042
I'd probably still waste my life

>>86018042
Age of Adaline is my weakness film. It is not fair a woman can be this attractive and warm. It just cannot be possible!!!!

>>86018042
Probably use the time to explore nanomachines and posthuman concepts so I can kill God and take his spot

>>86018042
Go on the mother of all rape sprees, I'm talking Guinness book of world records here.

Get arrested and go for broke and get a life sentence, or 100 to 150 years.

Set back and watch the shit show of the news when I live through it and king rape is unleashed on to the world once more.

Cause further shitstorm when I sell the rights to a movie deal about my exploits

>>86018042
I really like movies with immortals in them, anyone got any recommendations? I really like Highlander and The Man From Earth.

>>86018042
A fuckton of money, then live happily.

Secretly influence world events. Working in the shadows and shape the world in my image without being at the forefront of history. Once that eventually fail and mankind's galactic power gets shattered by a robot rebellion, I retreat to my underground laboratory complex in the Himalayas. While Earth is being torn asunder by warring post apocalyptic tribes, Iabour in my laboratory on creating twenty clones of myself, each with different aspects of me. Of course all of this after understanding the deep workings of the Immaterium and the chaos that lies beyond. But said forces will conspire against me and steal my twenty sons and spread them across the galaxy. No matter, for I shall use their genetic codes to enhance my own followers into (flawed) super soldiers who will conquer and unite planet Earth.

After refining the process of creating said super soldiers with the help of a unified earth, I shall take them to the stars and reconquer what mankind has lost. In doing so I shall find my missing sons again and give them each the soldiers that are respectively genetically coded to them. Together we shall rule the galaxy.
Alas, that is until my most belives son will surely betray me with half of his brothers and in his rebellion kill my worthiest son and cripple me, once again plunging humanity in a dark age. I will not relent however, since I am immortal, so I will spend eternity as a criplled corpse if I must to guide humanity once again.
Because I love you.

Wait until all the fucking humans die out and then roam the world with my animal companions as their steward.

>>86018042
She was so perfect in that movie. everything about her was so attractive. Made me wanna kill myself.

Two chicks at the same time.

be a pickle

>>86019215
I feel like that would be amazing. You'd have to try real hard to make sure they don't give you a life sentence, just a really long one. unless a life sentence is a combined amount of years.

Live tons of different lives learn tons of different languages and have fun doing so.

>>86020839
>Doesnt knew how sentencing works

You gotta be 18 and up, kid.

>>86021199
why should I, I'm never going to jail!

>>86019076
Me opposite. I liked several movies of this kind but hate this one and find the woman annoying

>>86018042
Do you think she keeps seeing a mortal man until he ages like her old dog then begins to date his son?

>>86019215
once it becomes apparent that you don't age, you're gonna have an "accident" and be "killed in a prison fight" and end up being disected by scientists in a goverment facility, for maybe forever, depending on how your immortality works.
Retard.

>>86018042
>date and fuck a pretty woman until she gives birth to a daughter
>disappear
>come back 17 years later to date and fuck the daughter

Find a way to kill off everyone else on the planet without destroying it in the process.

Make warhammer real with me as the emperor.

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>>86021424
Something like that happened in the movie if I remember right.

>>86018042
>If you were immortal what would you do with yourself?
Put all my money into savings accounts with stable institutions wait a hundred years enjoy dat compund interest

>>86021424
have you not seen the film?

>>86021729
I wonder if you would compare her relationship with Ford to that with her dog

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Which one is the better film?

I am already immortal.

>>86018088
>>86018253
What do you guys thing immortal means?

cry from existential despair

>>86020289
when the fuck did kitten give you internet access you golden skeletal fuck?

>>86018042
masturbate

>>86021769
yes, I would think so

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>>86018042
I'd post on 4chan until the day this site dies.

>>86018042
write a story for a book
learn stuff (music instruments, programming, new language)

>>86018042
Movie?

>>86022368
The Age of Adaline.

>>86018042
shitpost on /tv/

>>86018042
Am I immortal Blake Lively?
Because I'd become my own pusy slave for eternity.

>>86021823
>immortal man movie
>it's about the man trying to out himself

>immortal woman movie
>she is afraid to be discovered

Makes you think

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Superior mortal slave keeping movie coming through

>>86018042

Start playing the lottery. I'd win eventually.

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Use that time to find the perfect hairstyle, then the perfect clothing combination, then I'll find a way to alter my skin so I can appear older, then I'll find a beautiful qt, marry her, grow old with her, wait till she dies, then leave, change my name, change my appearance, then do it all again with someone else.

>>86020289
Just don't neglect your kids you anatolian fuck.
Praise Sigmar btw

>>86018096
cam slut and make 100k+ a month.

>>86018042

I'd finally catch up on my backlog.

>>86018042
Exterminate wh*Te """""people""""".

>>86021215
Undereducated people have higher rates of incarceration. You've just proved you're going to the big house eventually.

>>86021520
Sounds easier to just go around fucking 16 year olds.

I'd take as much drugs I could. Imagine how high you can get without od

>>86022155
sounds like lonely life

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Hmmm

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>>86028612

>>86026809
y-you too

>>86018042
Give in to my pyromania