I fucking hate you when I used to like you, you piece of shit.

>>86014872

I'm so glad this hack/fucker is dead.

>>86014872
Who molested more children him or Arthur C Clarke?

>>86014872
You KNOW he was jacking off when he wrote the underage gangbang scene in IT

>>86014872
calm down dude, no one thought The Dark Tower was gonna be good. and let's be real, out of King's entire bibliography The Dark Tower is supremely overrated, those books were pretty tonally uneven. The very first book is literally just Roland running around shooting shit and saving Jake, there really isn't much to work with from a film standpoint anyway.

>>86014982
Guarantee it. What an awful person.

>>86015017
>no one thought DT was going to be good
I know. But it still is unforgivable that it happened this way. That it happened at all really if he was going to be so fucking trashy about making a buck.

>>86014946
Savile.

>>86015017
>saving Jake
cmon anon you didnt read the book

>>86015089
I dont know if king really gets alot of cash on this. He sold the rights to Lindeloff before this for $19

>>86014872
Stay mad drumpfkin

I've only ready two of his books. One was shit (It) and one was not shit (Misery).

>>86017644
>sold the rights to Lindeloff
>sold the rights to Lindeloff
>sold the rights to Lindeloff
oh no
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....shiiiiit, mann.
REALLY wanted to see this. Read the Talisman and reeeealllly wanted to see this.

>>86017941
I agree about It, kind of. It certainly stretches far longer than it has any sensible reason to. I've heard a joke that King is paid by the word and It makes that seem true, along with The Stand.
I also really enjoyed Misery. It was the book that lured me further into King. I have read a few of his early books. I recommend The Long Walk if you liked Misery, I remember it being a fairly short read but still feeling like a real event. He goes for this in It and The Stand, building an envision-able world, but hell anyone can build a world when you make your book over a thousand pages.

Did he float?

>>86014872

>>I grew out of plebshit airport books

Give me five (5) Stephen King books where there isn't rapey, pedo, or otherwise bizarrely sexual scenes/innuendos

>>86019289
Do short stories count?

>>86019289
The Stand.
The Long Walk.
The Road Virus Heads North.
There's more in 999.
>>86019328
Fuck I hope so.

>>86019397
Also, Thinner.

>>86015041
>awful person
BASED person more like, haha BASED

>>86019397
>The Stand

>but the real freak-out is when Trash wakes up one night to find a horny Kid in bed with him rubbing his wang on Trash's thigh demanding Trash jerk him off.

>Hoping to get the murderous little midget settled and away from him, Trash complies, but apparently not enough to satisfy The Kid, who starts working the barrel of his gun into Trash's ass as a threat to continue the act. Against his own will, this ends up exciting Trash as well, though The Kid declines to offer any kind of reciprocity.

http://www.houstonpress.com/arts/top-5-sickest-stephen-king-sex-scenes-nsfw-6371394

Try again anon

>>86019397
>The Stand
what about the woman being mindraped by flagg

>>86019397
rape in stand

>>86019477
>>86019499
>>86019502
Alright, alright, I'm wrong. Sheesh.

>>86019535
Yeah, I guess I won't count short stories, as its probably hard to find one of his novels without some fucked up sexual imagery in them

Revised:
The Long Walk.
The Gunslinger.
Thinner. (no roadhead isn't "bizarre")
Cell.
The Mist. (yes there's sex but it's because it's the end of the world so it isn't bizarre either).
What do I win?

>>86019686
AND Misery.
That's SIX, >>86019289

>>86019686

There's also Pet Sematary

>>86014872
Surprised a one eyed preacher didn't pop up as a reference to silver bullet/cycle of the werewolf

>>86019686
th gunslinger the kid gets raped by the succubus before roland takes over. later in the series his semen is used from that encounter to make the spider baby born with an erection

>>86019979
>later in the series
Not what I said was it?
But okay, even if, we still got >>86019903
So that's still 5 like he wanted.
I don't even get the point of this. Yes King was a fucking weirdo and realized that making sex weird would make people uncomfortable. That's exactly what he wants in all of his books.
I haven't read Cujo but I'll bet no one fucks the dog. I guess that's 6 again.

>>86019686
>What do I win?

Considering the effort needed to identify five novels by King without the aforementioned sexual imagery...

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>>86020044
baby erections are way too far. kid still gets mind raped and the fat demon preacher woman does something with her vagina i seem to remember. i havent read the other ones but gun slinger is definitely not in the list

>>86020055
Can you tell me why that's bad? Like one reason?
Why is an author using sex in his books, making an already kind of awkward situation even worse, horrible?
I'm also just listing what I've read. I haven't read every King book for you, sorry.
Still right in the numbers and in the idea. Please retort.
>>86020158
"Baby"? He was a teenager.
But LIKE I ALREADY SAID, I gave that book up for Pet Sematary.
Still 5.

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>>86020206
nah mah dude the spider baby erection later on. its sot errible it resonates as a feature of the entire series. you are so mad rn

Also from the stand I'm pretty sure Randall Flagg is an ancient sorcerer who got his powers by being raped

>>86020260
I gave your book up. Sorry, senpai. Said it like 3 times now.
I'm mad cause you've been dropped and I'm still right?
Keep dreamin', kiddo. And read some books.

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>>86020280
ol'Randy Flagg rapin his way thru time and space

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>>86020340
Why are you being so aggressive?

>>86020402
Why are you hunting (You)s and being wrong?
Last one, btw.

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>>86019211
And now you read Marvel comics and manifestos.