STR fags on suicide watch

>>86010889
WHAT A HEAP OF DOGSHIT THAT SCENE WAS!!!

>>86010889
this scene sucked ass and everybody knows it

Pointless fucking sequence

>>86010889
What happened to
>armor
>big fucking sword
?

>>86010889
Dyke knight isn't a STR build. She's a refined / quality build that probably has around 40 STR / 40 DEX equally.

>>86010889
That swing she took at Arya's head would have killed her

Dex > STR

Everyone knows this.

ITT nerds who have never swung a sword in real life discuss fencing techniques and realism in a fantasy TV show

>>86010889
>tiny rapier
>big ass fucking claymore
>parried

and where the fuck are they getting black fur in a land of fucking snow?

when she was swinging as hard as she could it could have killed arya even with a dulled blade

what was she thinking
>I'm gonna show this little girl by smashing her brains in

>>86011003
d&"we are professional writers and not fan-servicing kikes"d

>>86011086
She's definitely STR

Barristan or Jaime would be quality.

Bronn would be DEX

>>86010889
Is this show any good or what?

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>>86011289

>train for like a year
>become best swordsman alive
how?

>>86011674
Because of many-faced god magic bullshit. Hope Arya dies this season, she's so OP she's plot breaking at this point

>>86011289
Star Wars fans kill me with this

>>86011860
but she became stronger than the people who trained her as well somehow

>>86010889
Maisie leaked nudes when?

>>86010889
>Implying based Euron didn't lock in STR dominance for season 7

>>86011289
>a fantasy TV show
No it's not. It's an R rated soap opera with some fun stuff.
Dragons aren't like a manifestation of unlimited greed or cunning power. They're just attack helicopters.

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>>86010889
>the way she parries it
Fucking hell

>>86011315
You can parry big and long with small as long as you keep as high on the big sword and low on the little sword as possible. You'll be fucked if you keep it there for long but you can absolutely get it off target enough to dodge. Besides, she never actually parried it. She just bounced her sword off missed swings so D&D could make some CLISH CLASH sound effects.

>>86011674
The love of the normies makes her stronger

>>86011225
You wanna say that again, you pansy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6x4xEpl2Y

>>86011289
It's true, that's why I think it's bullshit if a 2m 80+ kg muscle woman swings a claymore with both hands at full force, you shouldn't be able to deflect / parry it if you are a 150 cm 39 kg girl with a toothpick of a sword. Care to explain why was it possible in that scene?

>>86011315
Ikea

>>86010889
>puts a valyrian steel dagger to someone's throat while training
little cunt almost killed her

>>86018979
Sorry, I missed the fact that she did all that with just one hand.

>>86018979
>>86019059
Cave trolls get a huge bonus to STR rolls.

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>>86018913

>>86019378
>cave troll
>using a rapier
Might as well give the elf a fucking club then.

>>86018913
based

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>>86018913
post moar

>>86018913
What's with the T made out of fruit?

>>86019830
Einhorn is a man!

>>86010889
Imagine being Brienne in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya that swordsmanship is fuckin' fine, all fast with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have lost to you, both my character and the real me." when all brienne really wants to do is smash arya in the fucking face. Like seriously imagine having to be Brienne and not only pretend like Arya is beating you while she also flaunts around doing acrobatic shit with her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that sword dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of pods and jaimes and later alleged hounds for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Tarth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Brienne of fucking Tarth. You're not going to lose your future over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>86018913
>>86019544
>>86019695
>>86019730

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>>86020205
>>86020273
>>86018913

>>86020273
cum

>>86010889
Top 10 anime fights

Brienne beats Jaime
Arya beats Brienne
Arya officially better than two handed Jaime Lannister, vicariously becomes greatest warrior in seven kingdoms.

>>86011289
meet me in the park tomorrow
dawn
and we will see who has never swung a sword, heathen
be prepared

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>>86011289
You made the fatal mistake of conjecture, my kind Ser. While you were out getting herpes, I practiced the blade.
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

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>>86010889

>>86020205
kektoberfest