Is he officially /ourboy/?

should've been toasted but he's got that plot armor like Daryll from The Walking Dead, which now has equivalent writing to this show

>>86000855
Damn op you look good

>>86000855

Wonder how Tyrion will react when his Queen burns alive his best and only friend.

>>86000855
He's a badass, but he's on the wrong side unfortunately. I want to cheer for him, but if Cersei wins so does the Night King.

>>86000855
YES
>>86000986
FUCK YOU HE'S THE GOAT

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>JAMIE
>GET THE SPEARS

MARYSUE

>>86001266
Nice 66

>Euron
>Bronn
>Jaime
name a better trio
Go ahead, I'll wait :^)

>>86001253
oh he's fun just like Daryll's the best part of TWD

doesn't mean I'm not right

>>86000986
Not that ASOIAF is Shakespeare or anything, but the quality has plummeted since losing the source material

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>>86000855
>can man that gigantic harppon on his own
>saves jamie in the last moment with some unnaturally acrobatic jump

Why is he such Gary Stu?

>>86000855
HE TALK TO DA NOBLE LIKE HE A UNCULTURED MERCENARY BUT HE A LORD THAT FUNY

We know Jamie isn't dead. Bron might be dead. Danny is now stuck there even if she has won the battle. Jon still needs to turn the dragon glass into weapons.

OFFICIAL LIST OF /OUR GUYS/:
>Bronn
>Bran
>Qyburn
>Davos
>Jaime
>The Hound
>Hot Pie


Anyone not on the list is not one of /our guy/s

>>86000855
Mary Sue

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Dude is batting .500 with the big ass crossbow, that's impressive as hell.

At this point how much do the fucking Lannisters owe him?

>>86001266
WE DRAGONBRONN NOW

>>86001505
>no Fookin Legend

>>86001505
Who the fuck forgets Tyrion?

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Post your face when Bronn takes the Iron Throne

>>86001377
Ramsay
Euron
Gregor

How is Jamie saved? Tyrion send a rescue squad?

Requesting the vid of the dragon flight set to it ain't me, I need it

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>>86001505
>Sir 'No marriage means no bastard which is a liberating and good idea' Davos is on the list
>Euron 'THE FUCKER' is not on the list

I say thee!

>>86001587
PUSSYWHIPPED

>>86001377
Male characters are not allowed to win anymore, didn't you get the memo?

>>86001680
Fuck I forgot Euron


You're right, my bad

I seriously thought when he dropped his gold they were going to have him die as he went to retrieve it as some kind of aesop about greediness like the holy grail in Last Crusade

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>>86001602

>>86001505
>no Stannis the Mannis
He's alive and well

>>86001680
Indeed, Davos confirmed for degenerate. Does not fit the character but D&D are shits.

>>86001737
Same here.

>>86001587
Tyrion has been shit since he killed Tywin.

Fuck off normie

>>86001737
Yep.

have y'all seen the teaser for next episode? dany's gone crazy.

>>86001186
Tyrion the Traitor

>>86001680
Euron stands in the way of that cunt Cersei getting what she deserves but he killed the Sand Snakes so I'm torn.

>>86001815
my hbo screened a season ad anon, could anyone provide?

any links to download the next episode?

>>86001815
I'm so fucking hard for the evil turn.

>>86001587
Tyrion was /ourguy/. He is now /someoneelse'sguy/. Id say the switch happened after he killed Tywin, maybe even a little earlier. Either way he's boring now.

>>86001788
Tywin had it coming buddy

I can't believe they didn't kill him.
What the fuck are D&D doing?
Jesus fucking Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJNsgQlaPw

>>86001186
He didn't react. He only reacts to Jaime. Whom he met less

Really makes you think the writers don't care about non-nobles

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>>86001866
is euron gonna get the succ now that jamies gone?

>>86001434
Where is he when he made that jump

Do you fags actually believe in marriage?

>>86001497
How is she stuck there?

Drogon can still fly, and Viserion or Rhaegal can come take her up.

>>86002031
You know Jaime's coming back right?
>>86002086
I'm discouraged by how often guys get fucked over by it, but it has its benefits.

>>86001995
>Whom he met less
what?

>>86001928
I would say it's when he helped SJW slave queen

>>86002169
>2017
>Actually subscribing to the concept of marriage

>>86002192
In the show I mean

I fucking hate him
Trying to shoot ONE OF THE LAST DRAGONS ON EARTH?!?

NO
STOP IT

>>86002108
the dragon is injured and probably won't listen to her until he's better. dany won't leave her dragon
they did this exact scenario last season

>>86002265
I plan on making it clear to the girl early on that I'm not getting married without a prenup. I don't know how or when, but I'll figure it out.

>>86002169
>You know Jaime's coming back right?
yeah but not right away
euron is still out there teleporting n sheeeiiittttt

>>86001762
as a commoner, Davos doesn't care about "muh royal titles". Bastards are a thing that only royals care about.

He's part of the holy trio of /ourboys/
>Jaime
>Bronn
>The Hound
Stannis RIP

>>86001462
kill yourself

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>>86000855
Bronn "The dragonslayer" Blackwater. Him and Jaime are the only characters worth anything anymore on this show.

>>86002323
He's injured, but he can still fly, that's the entire point.

And he's just going to go back to Dragon's Stone to recover.

If he decides to just fly off then she has a plethora of other horses to escort her out.

Again, how the fuck is she stuck there?

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>autistic NEET
>mommy fetish
LITERALLY /OURGUY/

>>86002265
It's literally the foundation of society you fucking barbarian

>>86001217
i think we can all agree now that the night king is /ourguy/

>>86002428
Stannis was the most pussywhipped guy on the show, I don't understand how anyone can like him.

>>86002290
it's his brother
it doesn't matter if they weren't shown together often in the show
clearly they were two grown men by the time the show started, brothers who have known each other their entire lives

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if Drogon suffers from an infection in that wound and slowly dies, i'll be so hard

You know Qyburn definitely poison-tipped those scorpion bolts.... right? like, thats his whole thing? poison and experiments?

and since the only point of the scorpions was to take down dragons, the bolts will be poisoned... obviously....

>>86000855
Bronn needs to run offscreen before he gets killed.

>>86002504
I'd be pussywhipped for Melly too so I can't blame him

>>86001547
All the poor fucker wants is a castle.

>>86000986
THANK YOU, this season is going to shit. He should have gotten roasted. What the fuck happened to my best show.

>>86002496
No man, team Dany's Missandei comes from a society that didn't believe in marriage so it can't be good.

>>86002548
>Qyburn's poison backfires
>Drogon absorbs its power
>poison fire breathing dragon

>>86002466
she won't leave her dragon
and she has no control of her dragon when he is injured and weakened
she is stuck until drogon decides to leave

>>86002504
Because I'd let the red witch force herself upon me to birth a demon shadow child too

>>86002548
That's too kino for the show at this point

>>86002548
Wouldn't it be pottery if Drogon dies the same shitty death as Khal Drogo? kek

>>86002595
>Letting yourself get pussywhipped for any woman
I might be willing to bend the knees for Dany but I'm not letting her turn me into Varys.

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>>86002496

>>86001266

LOL why is there snow in his hair?

God this show fucking sucks. I cant believe you reddit trash watch this shit.

>>86000986
>plot armor

no shit, D+D giving all these people plot armor

he or jaime should have been toasted

>>86002383
Marriage is a thing everyone should care about.

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>>86002548
How the fuck do you poison a dragon
>Human poison will definitely work on fucking giant monsters

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>>86002703
lel i didn't even make that connection

>>86001745
kek

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>>86002355
>Jaime comes back to see his sister KRAKENED

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>there are people that actually think this episode is a 10/10

>>86001550
>>86002448
Someone do a Skyrim edit.

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>>86001550
>DRAGONBRONN
underrated

>>86002705
>any women

Anon please.

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This goofy jump tho

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>>86002548
if this happens I will knock one out over my sister's dvd copy of season 1 and post pictures here

>>86000986
>but he's got that plot armor
eh, I wouldn't say he does at all. I thought him dying in this episode was pretty likely

>>86002772
>pretending dragons are special
>entire fleet of dragons was wiped out hundreds of years ago
>the baddest dudes in the show, white walkers, crumble at the touch of glass
>but dragons are invulnerable to the crazy poisons they have on this show

just turn off your brain, i know, i know

Remember when each main character running across each other felt like a hard-won victory? Now it's like "sup Arya I'm the three eyed raven now because I had 6 seasons of no character development but I needed to change before I met you" and "lol hi Jon Snow I was tortured for an entire season but I'm the same character basically" in the same damn episode the Lannisters and Targaryans finally have a bullshit battle

Ser Jamie is gonna take his armor off and swim to the surface, right guys?

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WE ARE NOT WORTHY

>>86002883
>thinking the same poisons work on all different types of creatures
looks like you already turned your brain off

>>86001550
>BRONN WILL LIVE FOREVER
>YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE BRONN GET PAID MODS
>YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE BRONN ON YOUR XBOX ONE+720 AND PLAYSTATION 5
>YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BROFIST BRONN IN VR

>>86002838
nice ragdoll physics

>>86002745
clearly ash from all the fire

>>86002548
>Human poisons working on a full grown Dragon

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>People actually liked that arya vs brienne shitshow.

>>86002876
>Bronn doesn't have plot armor

>>86003009
reddit lives up to its reputation

>>86002891
Except Theon is still a bitch boy an nothing like his pre-castration self

>>86002548
Too logical for dumb&dumber to follow

>>86001745
fucking lost it

>>86001217
I want Cersei, Euron and the Night King to win. Unironically

>>86003009
>FUCKING WOMEN WHY WON'T THEY GIVE ME THEIR PUSSIES

>>86001505
>no Pod the Rod

>>86002772
How the fuck do you wound a dragon
>Human spears will definitely work on fucking giant monsters

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Whe do all character interactions in GoT have them not move at all? They all just stand there making some semblance of a facial expression every once in a while. They never move their arms, gesticulate with their hands, not even Bronn or Euron do that and they're supposed to be the more active characters.

>>86003009
how could you not?

>>86003009
>two different styles, very interesting
it's like the prequelfags of GoT

>>86002954
Do you even know how posion works?

It breaks down biological process and cells, enzymes usually. Dragons are living things therefore they're susceptible to poison

>>86003009
Holy shit the plebbit memes are fucking real

>>86002548
Depends on the poison and dosage.

>>86002989
>human poison
yeah i’m sure this necromancer alchemist with a proven track record will overlook this

>>86002649
That's literally the origin of Sihn, which is why I could see it happening from Dabid

>>86002989
>an infectious poison in a giant wound from a scorpion bolt that was going god knows how fast when it went throw it's arm

i should just turn off my brain and pretend dragon wounds cant get infected and maesters havent invented strong poison for big animals even though on this show so far we've seen nothing to prove either of those things

qyburn wouldnt prepare for this at all

He's always been /ourguy/

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>>86003102
It's worse with Dany since she doesn't move her face at all

>>86003084
>two biggest uggos on the show

>>86002448
>and Jaime
Don't compromise.

>>86003048
He was always a bitch boy, that's his entire character since the beginning

He's cucked by the starks and has no power and is humiliated, then he goes to his dad and has no power and is humiliated, then he gets tortured and has no power and is humiliated, then he reunites with his sister and has no power and is humiliated

>>86003044
He doesn't. Bronn has no clear role left, and when they showed him abandonning his money it looked like they were giving him a heroic death.
Jamie on the other hand does have plot armor as he needs to kill Cersie, but Bronn, he is just around for fun at this point

>>86002498
I can't in conscience accept this
not because he isn't based, or that I feel that their world is worth saving
but I cannot hear anyone in this show say the phrase "night king" without my eyes threatening to roll right out of my fucking head

>>86002898
confirmed he lives
bronn too

>>86002772
>human poison
Qyburn could, I don't fucking know, make a super potent and specific poison because he's a literal mad scientist genius?

>>86002891
>won't hold eye contact
>isn't a cocky horndog who runs around looking for puss all the time
>is "the same character basically"
are all GOT-haters this stupid?

>>86002086
I like the ideal marriage strives for but I know that realistically it fails to achieve it on a spectacular scale.

>>86002989
>Snake poison works on different animal irl
>REEE how the fuck ""human"" poison work on my precious YAAAAAS QUEENs Drogon

>>86001587
>>>reddit

>>86003267
I don't hate GOT, any tv show that lasts this long gets progressively more stupid

stay mad though

>>86003118
You do realize you need a certain amount of poison for it to work right? Dragons are fucking huge

bronn is shit and got one of the few anti-dragon weapons destroyed

nice aim ding dong you briefly stung the dragon

>>86002353
>thinking prenups do literally anything other take up space in trash cans.

>>86003107
It was absolutely retarded,Brienne could chop Arya in half,she has way more reach. Instead they make her into a fucking slow and dumb "hurr durr strenght but no speed" shit that isn't true at all.

>>86001587
Tyrion is now reddit incarnate my man get with the times.

>>86003230
Theon was an uppity, arrogant cunt prior to being Reek'd. That's the whole point of his character arc. He fought for attention from his adopted family and realized he didn't belong. He fought for attention for his real family by betraying his adopted one and realized he didn't belong. Then he gets betrayed and mind fucked/tortured until he learns to fight for a better cause than his own selfish desires.

>>86002989
Why would he use a human poison you fucking regard?

>>86003362
stellar rebuttal brainlet

>>86003172
>>86003334
Big animals =/= fucking dragons.

You realise that dragons are going to have a completely different biological make up than any conventional animal right?

Therefore conventional poisons won't work on a fucking dragon even if it's applied to an open wound.

>>86003165
You're assuming that he has working knowledge of how a Dragon's body works and will react to different poisions, which he quite clearly can't because no one has seen a dragon in thousands of years and the last Dragons before Drogon and Co. weren't ever poisoned.


ITT: Armchair biologists.
I actually studied Biology.

>>86000986
>should've been toasted
Why? He jumped out of the way. There's nothing contrived about that.

What narrative purpose would him dying there have served?

>>86002312
Can't you just imagine him drinking with some of his buddies, a whore on his lap, and he says in that matter of fact voice he has.

"I shot a dragon once."

He's great.

>>86003377
she was just practicing and I think that's what the kick at the end was supposed to show, she was finally putting some effort into it.

>>86001587
Literal redditor spotted
Bet you came for le epic leaks XD

>>86002745
t. Brainlet

>>86003228
What do you mean? He at least is fighting for his homeland against 100k rapists and a fucking lunatic that burns anyone who has a different opinion than her. Cersei is a fucking lunatic but everyone else is just bending over to Daenerys.

He's always been.

>>86001815
Wasn't this kind of inevitable? Her entire family is basically fucking batshit somewhere deep inside? I dunno, looking at the teaser it seems like Tyrion's gonna make a last-ditch effort to make her listen. She's gone from

"Join me as free people"

to

"You're gonna die if you don't sit the fuck down boi"

Maybe Jon will be able to lay her down ;)

>>86003246
>Bronn has no clear role left

don't be dense he's a fan favorite character that is a living cool edgy badass who doesn't afraid of anything trope

He's making HBO money, the fans love him, and since DnD don't care about turning their show into TWD he gets plot armor. See half a dozen scenes in the last 20 minutes of the episode for reference

>>86001427
Of course, now that they have to write it themselves they are afraid of doing anything drastic. Gotta go with the A4 format to be secured a job.

hahaha i just noticed the pickle

>>86003422
>You realise that dragons are going to have a completely different biological make up than any conventional animal right?
Source: my ass and I studied fantasy Biology XDD

PICKLE RIIIIICCCKKK

>>86003469
Yes, people are so autistic about this. They both said they wouldn't cut each other, obviously Brienne was holding back

>>86003413
Do you think he has a fucking poison tailor made for a fucking Dragon?

Are you literally retarded?

There's 0 fucking chance he has a poison that would work on a dragon number one because he can't test it on anything number one.

Number two, no one in the history of the realm has ever came up with a poison to be used against Dragons.

Number three, he hasn't had anywhere near enough time to even start a rough draft of a poison that could plausibly work against a Dragon in between now and when he learned that Dany was bringing Dragons to Westeros and was coming for KL

>>86003469
I can accept that,but it was just the way they made Brienne look like she didn't know what was happening. She has fought smaller people her whole life,she should be better than that.

>>86003422
>Therefore conventional poisons won't work on a fucking dragon even if it's applied to an open wound.
that is pure speculation

>>86003374
>one of the few
we don't know that
I see no reason why Cersei can't have multiple being made to be mounted around King's Landing

>>86002548

This was leaked months ago. The arrow shot kills it and the Night King brings it back as an ice dragon.

>>86003599
>>86003613
Oh boy here we go

>>86001866
he teleported twice just to get cucked

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>>86003422
wow a real life dragon biologist

>>86001377
Hound, Beric, Thoros

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>>86001550
>>86002813
>>86002822
>>86002960
Done.

>>86003691
I thought the Night King kills Viserion? Drogon was the one that was shot.

>>86003636
You just need a poison that prevents blood from clotting, like say a stronger type of rat poison.

>>86003531
I don't think Jon has bent the knee yet and he's still un-toasted

>>86003763
Perfection.

>>86003522
it's a redditor false flagging
/tv/ is too smart for this faggot cuck show

>>86003374
Bronn wasn't expecting a fucking dragon so soon,noone was. For all we know he wasn't even supposed to be the one shooting the ballista.
He did what he could do with what he had in hand.

>>86003680
wouldn't you need a fuckhuge dose of poison to down a dragon. maybe they should replace the ballista bolts with giant syringes

>>86001462
C H A D P O S T
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P
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T

>>86003556
Thats not what plot armor is though. Plot armor is like Jamie or Jon, where the plot clearly suggests they have a specific role left to play
Bronn is just cool and liked, but narratively he is unimportant so that is not plot armor

There is a pretty good probability he will die

Why would Bronn stay to help? He didn't even stuck up for Tyruon when he was on trial. When Daenerys came he shoulda just got the Fuck out of there. He isn't a noble knight, he's a mercenary.

>>86003829
well then my question is how did they know to bring the ballista then if they weren't expecting the dragons yet

is it because it was in the script?

>>86003891
War pays very well.

>>86003610
>Conventional animals have biological make ups that make it possible for them to breathe fire

>Conventional Animals have biological make ups that make it possible for them to grow scales and spikes of that size

>Conventional Animals have biological make ups that make it possible for them to grow to that size

I see you've already turned your brain off
>>86003691
The Dragon in the (fake) leaked poster was visibly smaller than Drogon.

>>86001505
Joffrey and Tywin?

Where are the leaks? Were they true for this episode?

>>86003891
whos gonna give him his castle if Jaime becomes bbq

>>86003800
Because he is a friend of Tyrion and not sworn to Cersei either,Dany has other things in mind now but she would absolutely kill him if he was allied with Cersei.
The real reason is that they are setting up a relationship between them,I'm almost sure.

>>86000855
He's Bronn the Bowman. He'll slay a dragon with a Blackarrow for sure.

>>86003891
Did you miss the part where Bronn lost his gold on his way to the ballista?

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>>86000855
This was so definitely Bronn

>>86004020
I'll give you the first one but
>Dinosaurs were immune to poison

>people crying about Bronn and Jaime having "plot armour"

Is this the most normie complaint ever? Wow, a character who has to live for the plot to move forward, lived. What a fucking surprise.

He is / ourboy / forever and always

>>86004132
that's a pretty characteristic hair line

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>>86000855
This entire engagement is one big Plot Armor Sandwich.

>A guy invulnerable to death due to writing charges at a character invulnerable to death to writing.
>Another character invulnerable to death due to writing saves the GUY invulnerable to death due to writing.

>>86004082
Will shebend her knees when Jon Snow stops staring at her heart and make baby dragons together

>>86004199
That was the only moment i could pause it to put it on here but if you watch the thing slowly it definitely looks like him.

>>86000855
So why didn't Bronn just run? He's not loyal to the Lannisters, just who pays him and wouldn't give his life away for it.

hello lads i do not own a television and get my got info from the internet but i felt a tingling in me taint that bronn was up to good in tonights episode

could someone also give me a breakdown of what happened in this episode besides bronn taking revenge for bad pussy (like poetry)

>>86004082
That whole convo between him and Davos
>GOOD HEART
Basically confirmed it for me. I already thought that stupid shit was going to happen.

>>86003888
>Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

that last part is especially important here, but everything else fits just fine. Just because he doesn't have a significant role in the overall story doesn't necessarily mean he isn't an important character btw.

>>86002838
Not sure which jump was better

This or Theon's

>>86004287
Already answered. War = Money

>>86003938
Maybe they expected a dragon in highgarden?
But my point still stands,we don't know if Bronn was supposed to be shooting the ballista or was more of a "Gotta do what I gotta do".
To be honest,It's absolutely retarded how calm and unprepared they were for an attack,but you can excuse it as "They thought her armies were in casterly rock" or some shit like that.
But the lannister should have had a bunch of scouts or something so a dothraki horde wouldn't sneak up on them,bunch of retards,that lot,now that I think about it.

>>86000855
JAIME should've been fucking dead. That save at the end was complete bullshit. The timing was fucking stupid, the jump was fucking stupid. EVERYTHING

>>86004287
Lost his gold during the battle. Has to keep Jaime alive to pay denbts.

>>86003888
Bronn is the exact kind of person who always ends up surviving.

>>86004424
This is kinda true but I kinda also wanna believe that he has a soft spot for Jaime now.

>>86003938
they were fighting the tyrells who were allies with dany
why wouldn't they bring the ballista just in case?

>>86004309
Yeah,I don't like it either,but who is left for Jon to marry? Not his sisters,even if they aren't real sisters it would still be weird AF. Idk,there aren't many options anymore.

>>86004334
Plot armor doesn't just mean any time anyone improbably survives. Its instances where you are pretty sure a character will survive a tough situation because of their importance to the overall plot (see Jamie in that exact same scene)

>>86004377
It seemed like an almost certain death situation. Even worse situation than him going up against the Mountain

>>86004511
I mean why does he even have to marry?

>>86004400
Jaime is Azor Ahai. His role in the story is far too important to end now.

>>86004042
yes they were true
although it didn't show jamie actually escaping which the leaks implied
clearly out of order stuff, but it's 99% right

>>86002745
>"Reddittrash"
>uses reddit spacing
You have to go back

>>86004563
Eh,he is king in the north,a political marriage is necessary,but you're right,he doesn't HAVE to marry,but would be weird to have a non-married king in times of peace.

>>86004544
What do you think mercenaries are for? He's used to war.

>>86000855
Anybody getting this shitty party rock parody blaring

>>86004511
>Not his sisters,even if they aren't real sisters it would still be weird AF.
Dany is Jon's aunt
that is pretty weird

>Golden hand
>Armor

He's in water. He's just going to sink. How is he going to even get out?

>>86004825
Yeah,not as weird as sistes tho.

>>86004716
Yeah I get that. I meant before-hand. He could definitely find some randie from a northern house, no?

>>86004638
Then don't put him in scenarios that put him in near-death mode

>>86004870
One golden hand isn't going to completely weigh him down. Plate armour of the past weighs less than what current soldiers wear. Knights didn't just sink in water.

>>86001427
Turns out having to write an epic in <6 month is quite hard, so defaulting to the most basic simple shit mean you don't have to put too much effort to make okay.

>>86004870
How hard is that thing to get off? Not to mention the fucking heavy armor.

>>86004991
You're right. Characters like Jon or Jaime should never fight or be in danger. They should stay behind the walls of their respective keeps. The show would be better if episodes like Hardhome didn't exist. Fucking retarded nigger.

>>86004991
Fuck off mate. Jon literally died and came back and you are complaining about Jaime?

What was Sansa thinking when she watched Arya vs Brie epic fight

>>86004934
Yeah,but I don't think the show would marry him to a random girl like that,they would probably choose a known character,it sits better with the general audience.
I wouldn't mind if he married that karstark/umber ,not sure which,redhead.

>>86004870
plot armor. he's alive, the spoilers said so

>>86005139
Are you stupid? They can fight just don't make it fucking actually so close and stupid looking. It's like teasing those who want him dead and playing with people who want him alive when it's THAT close.

>he doesnt know the maestars created greyscale and killed the dragons off with it
dont trust the greyjews

>>86004870
>He labored for thirty days and thirty nights until it was done. However, when he went to temper it in water, the sword broke.

Next comes a lion and his lover. Based Jaime is going to kill his retarded brothers and save Westeros from the Night King

>>86005170
Jealousy that she wasted years of her life doing nothing while Arya learned out to fight and murdered her enemies.

>>86000855
1st arrow he shot in the show nuked a whole fleet
2nd arrow he shot saved the Hound's ass
3rd arrow he shot brought down a dragon

>>86005170
Jealous of two women who aren't weak like her
probably just happy to see her sister is back and remembering how much of a tomboy Arya always was

>>86005145
>Jaimefag
>Complains about one scenario
>Apparently means that he doesn't give a shit about another scenario

>>86005211
wb that pre-teen who basically her runs her house.

>>86005224
>it's like captivating an entire audience until the next episode

yes, you're right. this is terrible

I am still bothered by the fact the anti air gun worked just as they invented it

>>86005301
Tension is all gone at this point so how about you just enjoy the shitshow?

>>86001217

The night king only gets past the wall because of Dany

>>86005224
>It's like teasing those who
don't take this show so personally

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>>86005346
>reading his post without sarcasm suddenly makes it true

>>86005411
Because this show's missing its Oberyn and Red Wedding moments.
>nomo source material

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>yfw LeBronn hit one for da Lannisters

>>86005224

The people on this board grow more and more retarded everyday. There's so much wrong with dabid but autistic cunts like you choose the most nonsensical shit to be mad about. I'm very glad you don't write scripts.

>>86005452
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>86005355
why did you think they wouldn't work? that's how meraxes and rhaenys died

>>86005512
>actually defending that jump and that timing

>>86005014
>Knights didn't just sink in water.

But that's wrong though. Armor will keep you from staying above water. Didn't Emperor Barbarossa famously drown from this reason during the third crusade?

>>86000855
He's got Batman levels of plot armor.

>>86002498
The only one who can be called such. Everyone else is a cuck or controlled opposition (such as OP).

>>86005355
they didnt invent shit the wall had fuckoff big ballistas

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fuck guys I think Jaime is dead.. that heavy armor and only one hand.. I hope not

did he have a sword on him?

>>86005540
one of them shoulda died>>86005593

>>86005170
Why do they need her there for the fight?

Mark my word she will send her as an assassin and take credits for it

>>86000855
Not at all. He bailed on Tyrion and is now Jaime's bitch even though he isn't getting his dues. Bronn is a faggot.

>>86005631
Might as well have considering he was trying to stab Danny with a spear

>>86005329
That would raise a looot of pedo outcries,I don't think HBO has the balls for that.

>>86005355
You mean the ballista that has been used since before Roman times.

>>86005650
That sounds so deeply out of character unfortunately

>>86000986

He should be dead soon. He's getting too greedy and is being used by Jaime. His desire to get more lost him his sack of gold.

>>86000855
>Bronn the Dragonslayer

I like the sound of that.

>>86005631
I'm pretty sute he did, his sword is Valyrian so he wouldn't just drop it on the field. He was riding with a spear in hand so Widow's Wail should still be sheathed.

>>86005283
oh shi-

>>86005276
Didn't they establish her a good ruler with all those commands and advices about ruling the north during winter ?

>>86005700
You kidding? It was a joke; that would never happen.

>>86003799
Very true anon, that dragon gonna die just like the punk bitch he named after

I unironically laughed when Bronn laughed at Dickon

>>86002192
fewer

>>86005570
that was the Dornish that killed them right?

>>86005608
>>86005714
I thought It's harder to shoot a flying target

>>86005747
Well,In medieval times it wasn't that uncommom for nobles to marry just around that age,but yeah,not gonna happen.

>>86001217
Dany's shit for only helping the North if Jon bows to her. She practically doesn't believe in all of that anyway, because if she did, she'd help Jon without question

>>86005355
I'm kinda surprised it wasn't invented before hand. I'm not entirely sure what it would be used for but I mean like... idk I just thought that shit would've been invented already

>>86005746
I wouldn't say that is leadership. She lives in the north and it should be common knowledge to try and keep warm and have more food for winter. It feels odd they dumbed down Little finger in that scene.

>>86005858
Yeah D&D are pussies

>>86001427
GRRM has given them source material tho

>>86005956
That just sounded like filler convo to me

D R A G O N B R O N N N N N N N

>>86003374
cersei had them make a fuck ton, i think it was in the 3rd ep

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>>86005960
>wanting MORE degeneracy in the show

>>86005809
that joke doesn't work
less is correct

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All these traitors talking about who /ourguy/ is while im over here like...

>>86005965
So the books are going to be the exact same as the show? Has this ever happened as to where a show started after books have released and then ended up progressing faster than the books?

I haven't followed the show since season 3. Did Dany lose her other dragons along the way or something?

>hundreds of years of weapon development
>only just now invent a big crossbow that fires big bolts

>>86006042
I just want them to kill a fucking major character already

>>86003107
t. Dex fag

>>86006069
This is not the case at all. GRRM only gave dabid a basic plot outline. The books will be quite a bit different.

>>86006043
saved
>>86006070
No I think she locked them away for a bit tho
>>86005925
>>86006092
this

>>86005907
she needs a Westerosi army, ree

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What made Jaime charge Dany? Would a two handed Jaime have done That?

>>86006167
Oh praise Tywin

>>86001427
You're a pretentious cunt that can't fucking enjoy stuff. Enjoy your shit life.

>>86005857
yeah obviously flying targets are hard to shoot
that's why it wasn't a dead hit to his heart or head

>>86006069
not the same, it's very much different, but GRRM is telling them the important points

>>86006199
Saw an opportunity and took advantage of that I guess? Obviously didn't think it through much.

>>86006182
Jon doesn't even have 10k men
Dany clearly doesn't know how weak the north is right now

>>86003654
No shit she didnt know what was going on. Brienne has fought smaller people but has never had to fight a Faceless man who she absolutely did not expect to be tough enough to take her on. It caught her off guard. As soon as got her bearings she started winning.

>>86006304

Clearly the dragon was still a huge threat, it was a suicide mission that a younger more prideful Jaime wouldn't have taken.

>>86001505
>no based Dickon
>le chicken eating meme man
>le fat pie boy
>le spooky vision boy
fuck off

>>86006199
The fact that he could end the war then and there? Or the fact that the last Targ he saw was fucking crazy and burning people alive forcing him to kill them? Dude is a fucking hero.

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>post your face if Jamie managed to successfully kill Dany.
Maybe in another timeline

>>86006360
They just lost too many due to the
>HURR DUR BATTUL OF DUH BASTURDS

>>86006391
Alright,I'll accept that,she didn't expect Arya to be good with that sword,you're right.

>>86006199
Pick one
>Run away like a bitch
>Shank the Queen of the enemy nation you're at war with who is the only reason these people you're fighting are even allied with each other in the first place

>>86006408
Still doesn't make sense why anyone would do that. I mean I guess he thought the Dragon was wounded so it couldn't do shit but obviously it just couldn't fly but it was probably more pissed

Jaimes ptsd and the terror of that battle was crazy, think he might be dead ..

>>86006451

Yes it was heroic, but the dragon was very much alive. There's no way that charge could have worked.

>>86006092
t. showfag

>>86001505
how the fuck is bran anyones guy?
this is the stupidest shit ive seen all night
also
>no pod

>>86005714
>Roman times
>in asoiaf
really made me think

>>86006564
Probably dead inside. Losing that many men? Jesus...

Imagine a timeline where Jaime kills Dany. Internet would fucking explode. It would be more upsetting to liberals than Donald Trump's victory.

>>86006547

Run away like a bitch to fight another day. What's the point of your main general dying in some stupid heroic suicide charge?

>>86003084
If only both the actresses (and their stunt doubles) weren`t so fucking awful, and ninjarya was fucking stupid. It was definitely funny though, I can't even get mad.

>>86006569
He wasn't trying to kill Drogon he was trying to kill Dany. I don't think he intended to get out of there alive.

>>86006569
Tyrion looked kinda worried there lol. I don't know if he was calling him a fucking idiot because he knew he'd get roasted or if he thought he might kill his
>YAS QWEEN SLAYY

>>86006675
Then Jon inevitably learns how to ride dragons because he's part Targaryen.

>>86006695
To kill the leader of the enemy nation who is the glue holding it all together.

>>86003263
because he has a bunch of dragons to test his shit on...
great point dipshit

>>86005325
>tfw Dany keeps asking Jon to give her head but he keep refusin'

Thot be thirsty

>>86003009
That shit was terrible.

>>86006768
well use your brain obv he thought he was dead. either tail whip or flames. its his brother..

>>86006867
Read some old books on how ancestors killed dragons before. Boom.

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>>86000855
I hope Bronn gets to tap dat ass

>>86006841

Obvious suicide mission

>>86006888
Did he know it was Jaime though? I mean obviously it seemed like he did, but how can he make out his brother's face through all the ash and shit and also from THAT distance.

>>86000855
Hey were those Dothraki pussies standing behind Tyrion there to protect him or what? That was like 4-5 guys or something.
>Your men can't fight
Tf? You're literally not even fighting down there.

>>86004494
Plz no he is too good for us

>>86006997
I think he recognized Jaimie's unique Lannister armor.

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How the fuck is bronn going the be in the right place (so close to where the Dragon lands), able to sorting fast enough, and able to jump high enough and tackle a man off a horse that's in full gallop...

>>86006951
Worth as fuck though.

>>86007108
Oh shit that's some detail I can't really look into when I'm laughing my ass off at all these Lannister pussies ROASTIN

>>86005123
Not hard, Bronn ripped it off and bitch smacked him with it once

>>86007167

Sprint..

>>86007168

>Charge into certain doom
>best field commanded dead

>>86007167
>>86005639
>>86005581
>>86005224
>>86004400
This is some shit-tier writing we got now fellas

>>86006451
>end the war
he kills dani and the fucking dragon whips his ass half way across the field
accomplishing what in the end...the dragons dont miraculously disappear when the mother dies...

>>86001737
Should have happened to be honest. He feels invincible now. That would have been a good way for him to go.

>>86006937
her stunt double is a dude
that's a dude's ass

>>86007271
>Survives bullshit from Bronn aka Plot Armor Central
>is now going to survive what should be death by drowning by some more yet to be seen bullshit.

>>86007279
The dragons would become disorganized though. They'd be blights on the land instead of war machines.

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good thing the Dothraki screamers remembered to bring their fireproof horses

>>86007279
But who the fuck's gonna ride them? If they go ape-shit get a few of those big ass crossbolts and lay em around major points in the Seven Kingdoms.

>>86007049
tyrion is hand of the queen
he would have protection

>>86007279

Dany is holding together all the different people's. No dany, no one controlling the dragons, no one directing the dickless army or the brown hordes.

>>86007398
Yeah what the fuck was up with that? They just ride right through that shit?

>>86006675
Jaime killed the mad king because he wanted to burn everyone with the green fire shit. He killed his King for that

Will someone please tell me how the FUCK he's 100% OK with Cersei doing it?

>>86007271
>>86007279
I think he understood he was going to die. It's reminiscent of the battle of the whispering woods.