/who/ - Doctor Who General

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>>85996643
Where is Doctor Whore?

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Scaroth reporting in.

>>85996643
she is like 20 years old yet has the face of a middle age women, only english women can do that

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I know no one was fond of Colin's costume, and he wanted a darker one, but did they really need to make him look like a hobo in his third season?

>>85996899
And yet I am very, very, attracted to that middle age woman face

Re-watched Utopia earlier. Actually holds up surprisingly well.

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Reminder that Jodie should wear the floral coat

>>85996899
Young faces very rarely actually look good though. Older faces have character, charm, and don't look like plastic.

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>>85996899
Jenna is 31. Maisie is unlucky.

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>>85997004
And so the tables turn.

>>85997120
I forgot to take it off, sue me.

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>>85997170
Could it be?

This is the worst thread on 4chan, ever.

>>85997275
It is now you're here.

>>85996983
Reminder that it's one of the best episodes of NuWho, and Who as a whole really

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>>85996983
That three-parter is the most fucked up thing Davies wrote and it bothers me so much that Moffat never tried to retcon the Toclafane or at least give them some acknowledgement. The whole thing is so ludicrously bleak that it would make Lovecraft recoil.

>>85996983
Same. I can't really think of a criticism of it.

>>85997093
As long as women use a good moisturiser so they don't get sun spots and wrinkles, they hardly age till after menopause.

Oestrogen has many advantages.

>>85997644
What was the story again? Master said he'd fly the Children to a new world and made them toclafane?

>>85997754
Fuck off, Tranny, you were born with bollocks.

>>85996643
>ywn be the big spoon to Me's little spoon

Why live?

>>85997644
Yeah, that's why I adore that finale so much, despite the lackluster conclusion

same can be said about any of the NuWho finales though

>>85997761
The people on the ship in Utopia go to the signal Yana discovered, which is implied to have been set up by Saxon. Saxon then turns the people into toclafane when they get there.

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>>85996643

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>>85997815
Fuck off, I was born with ovaries.

Plus, if you want me to post my C-section scars pics here, you can doubly fuck off.

>>85998058
Why post fakes when she has real nudes?

>>85998116
what where

>>85997917
And how does it get them from 6 million to 2007?

This is now a Maisie Williams nude thread.

>>85998088
>woman
>has given birth
jesus your the most normie person ever

>>85998189
The Master had the Doctor's TARDIS, he either brought them over or gave them tech to time travel.

>>85998165
Search "Maisie Williams leaked nudes" There's a few where she has blonde dyed hair and stuff, a couple with lingerie.

>>85997915
>>85997917
It bothers me so much because Moffat has revisited the end of the universe and even moved Gallifrey there, and the Toclafane should be running around at this time.

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I just wanted to preserve this post from after the end of last thread, because I felt it achieved the genuinely impressive feat of getting more autistic with every line and then culminating right at the final sentence. Genius.

>>85998491
Yeah I've thought the same thing, I guess Muh Big Bang got rid of them but who knows.

And why the fuck haven't they gone back to Gallifrey yet? Is it saved or not, it really isn't clear in Hell Bent. I guess it's there at the end of the universe but then why did they need the Doctor to do anything in the first place, since we see they have TARDISes that work just fine to spare as they gave the Master one

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>>85998671

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>>85998249
this may come as a shock, but a lot of women have had at least one sprog, and almost half of doctor who viewers are .....wtf?.....female

>>85998952
And relative to that number what percentage of 4chan's userbase is women with children, according to you?
I bet it's a niglet and the father left.

ITT: We post Ashildr/Me x Reader imagines.

>Me waits on the bed naked for you, wearing only a collar, and begs you to come fuck her.

>>85999036
Probably a fairly low percentage, but it's not an impossibility.

>>85999085
No one said it was impossible, but it is statistically rare.

>>85998058
Why do people pretend this goblin is attractive? It's like living in a bad episode of The Twilight Zone seeing everyone act like this Shrek-faced mutant is some sort of Venus.

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>>85999229
Only true patricians can appreciate her beauty.

>>85998825
so uh who are you exactly

>>85998088
>needing a c-section
Jesus Christ, how urbanised can you be? I bet you had it circumcised as well.

>>85998088
we need a girl to play nirvi in /who/'s audio drama of foreman
are you able to do it?

>>85999066

Can someone write a Me x Reader scat fic please? For a friend.

>>85999447
Tee hee my vagina is really puffy tonight.

Leave me alone silly boys.

>>85999066
>You begin to fuck her but she breaks down crying halfway through because everyone that's ever made love to her has died hundreds of years ago

>>85998341
>"Maisie Williams leaked nudes"
there arent any. this dude is drunk

>>85999614
So it's like she's basically a virgin again? Score!

Would Ashildr piss on me, /who/?

>>85999769
thats not how virginity works

>>85998088
whats it like to have sex
my brother said it was warm

>>85999066
>Me grinds on you in public

>>85998088
You should get a trip.

>>85999364
1st baby a C-section because he got distressed (heartbeat was one third of normal by the end of a 23 hr labour) so it was a case of get him out now or he's dead soon.

2nd an assisted delivery using a ventouse. (I could've opted for an elective 2nd C section, but knew I'd recover quicker after as normal a delivery as possible, and I was right).

3rd was easy peasy and almost fell out after my waters broke.

No more info than that from me. I like my anonymity.

>>86000310
Are the children white?

>>85997031
t. old person

>>86000455
I'm not white.

>>86000712
Are the children mixed race?

>>86000310
How do I find a wife? Do I need to be attractive? How did you meet your husband? How did you fall in love with him?
>inb4 arranged marriage

>>86000455
they're half
autistic

>>86000747
No. They're half human on my side. Seriously? What a stupid question.

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>there's a mummy in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>86001031
What's wrong with wanting to keep the diversity of humanity? I don't want everyone to be beige.

>>86001077
pls be Jodie

>>86001077
>implying that's not usually the case
>implying she's the only one
>implying that there isnt usually a daddy here, also surely not the only one

>>86001077
missy is my mummy

>>86001031
This made me kek aloud, thanks mummyanon

>>86000818
>tfw not going to get an answer because you faggots scared him away

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>>86001345
>all the fucked up shit that gets posted here
>your parents could be participating in the thread

>>86001494
atleast she isnt a dyke

>>86000818
Met him in a pub whilst out with friends, it just sort of happened. Erm...being attractive? Not sure about that. One person's idea of attractive might not be the same as another's. Altho it helps if you don't have BO and bad breath.

What's the American equivalent of the Beeb?

>It's apparently a Mummy AMA thread
Tennant or Capaldi? Which one do you wanna bang?
This is to honestly solve an argument I had with a friend where I said that Capaldi was bringing the housewife demographic in because he's just a sexy silver fox, and he said that Tennant was universally hot and brought women of all ages, including older

>implying a parent isn't the one of the most notorious posters of fucked up things on /who/
you aren't one of mine
they literally hate doctor who

>>86001820
It's too much effort to be normal. I want a woman who will come to my basement and love me as unconditionally as I love her without me putting any effort in to fix my life.

Hey, maybe I could go to the crack addict centre and invite one of the crackhead women to live with me, on penalty of being kicked back onto the streets if she doesn't love me back. But how do I make sure she's disease free?

>>86002087
for >>86001494

>>86001908
ABC or CBS, but there's not really an actual equivalent, our government arts and media funding is shit

>>86001908
PBS public broadcasting service

Doctor Who is dead.

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>>86002427
Damn, if only you could pay taxes to fund gay pride shows, trans children shows, and twitter accounts saying the royal family is too white.
America truly is the worst kind of dictatorship.

>>86002702
I dunno, that sounds pretty sweet

>>86001923
Mummyanon here. I've never found Tennant attractive. But my kids loved him as the Doctor.

Just my opinion, Ecclestone most attractive, Capaldi 2nd.

>>86002949
I know you're just trying to bait me, even the most hardline nutters don't advocate trans children, yet the BBC routinely put out shows advocating it as the latest craze.
And I'm not making this up:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b088kxbw

>>85996643
wtf why is Arya Stark on Doctor Who

>>86002975
Damn, how old are you that your kids can understand RTD's Doctor Who? You must be atleast 20.

>>86002975
>Ecclestone most attractive
BASED

>>86003114
I don't know about people "advocating trans children", but I know plenty of people who allow their kids to explore their gender identity

>>86003297
Now imagine if you were forced to pay for that decision to be promoted. Or the Iraq War, or Israel, or the Tory government or anything else the BBC advocates.

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>>86002975
KNICKER ELASTIC

>>86001923
I'm not a mum, but Capaldi is really attractive. I have a lot of friends that think similarly. The concept of him being totally unattractive to female viewers is ridiculous, although admittedly a lot of the younger teenage girls did feel that way. When they're a little bit older (usually 18+), they generally learn to appreciate a silver fox.

>>86003496
Knicker elastic?

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>>86003557
KN-N-NICKER ELASTIC

The high amount of women here certainly explains the rampant social justice warriory.
>whats wrong with a female doctor and a black lesbian companion? are you some sort of cislord?

>>86003533
What exactly do you think of when you watch porn? Like, I and I assume moet men imagine fucking the shit out of some bint, do you imagine getting fucked or you on top force fucking someone?

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>>86003818
>high amount of women
>two

>>86002702
Tbh I'd enjoy a government that actually funded the arts

>>86004000
It's only ever two people who call me when I start waxing /pol/ical.

>>86003818
Reminds me of what Stefan Molyneux said about women being naturally inclined to socialism. Stef on Doctor Who when?

>>86004029
Giving Children hormone blockers is art?

>>86003114
> The film presents evidence that most children with gender dysphoria eventually overcome the feelings without transitioning and questions the science behind the idea that a boy could somehow be born with a 'female brain' or vice versa. It also features 'Lou' - who was born female and had a double mastectomy as part of transitioning to a man. She now says it is a decision that 'haunts' her and feels that her gender dysphoria should have been treated as a mental health issue.
>this is the BBC's insidious pro-trans propaganda

>>86004193
I more meant funding television, radio, theatre, etc, you annoying dishrag

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>>86004176
Socialism is objectively correct when combined with nationalism.

>>86004233
Even giving them the time of day is too much. Public money went to fund a documentary on trans children.

I wonder if people felt like this in the last dsys of Rome.

>>86004127
bill was ok didn't mind her. i did not want a female doctor

>>86004293
Why if it just leads to shows about gay pride, trans kids, and a dozen different "wypipo r racist" shows?

>>86003968
i don't watch porn, really. the former, i guess? but it differs between individuals

>>86004127
yeah and i'm not one of them. i'm personally not bothered about a female doctor (though i wouldn't opt for it if i was given the choice), but i can understand the apprehension or outright dislike of it, so i don't have any reason to shout at someone over their opinion lmao

>>86004527
cause I enjoy those, dishrag anon

>>86004463
They can't just ignore issues that are affecting society.

>>86004532
will you marry me
ill redpill you on die juden and inseminate you with lots of aryan children

>>86004584
Is this what you've started spamming now boardie and cletus fell through?

>>86004709
Nah, I'm just bored

>>86004590
>trans
>affecting society
Lol, how many people do you think are trannies? They're miniscule, less than a percent are trans. Of those almost none are children.

So what motivation did these (((people))) have to make an entire tax funded show on this percentage of a percentage of a percentage?

>>86004625
i don't know shit my dude, but doesnt that involve passing on blonde hair and blue eyes to the kids? cus i have neither of those, sorry to disappoint

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why did the dark water promo pics make capaldi's face look so weird

>>86004869
oh, you're one of those assholes

talk about the show, not your inferiority complex

>>86005066
you can be my untermensch fuck doll instead then

>>86005213
>holding an invasion head
>none of the other cybermen are invasion
what did they mean by this

I prefer it when /who/ isn't stupid /pol/ bullshit

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>>86005691
watch the episode
unit lady has an invasion head

>>86005691
it's the one that they had in UNIT storage, that Kate brought along when they confronted missy

>>85996643
what if the doctor was a pickle

>>85996643
"characters that do fuck all general"

>>86005844
I did I just don't remember that.
Why if they have/can make invasion heads just to destroy didn't they have them rather than ironmen?

>>86004463
>Unironically comparing England to Rome

>>86005940
I'm comparing western civilisation as a whole to Rome, actually.

Which is a pretty poor comparison really, as the Romans were cucked beyond all belief. Even they didn't have publically funded trans kids propaganda though.

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Need stories for Tenth Doctor and War Doctor

>Also want one more story for both First Doctor and Third Doctor, as well as Seventh Doctor

>Bill Potts needs more stories

>More Thirteenth Doctor stories are always welcome

Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, K9, and Class stories are welcome, along with any other spinoff stories (Vienna, Graceless, Jago and Litefoot, etc).

Poems, short scenes, and scripts are welcome.

And the deadline is now August 14th!

>>86005933
Do you mean why not have that type of cybermen instead of the "modern" ones? Well, if one is to believe the theory that Missy's initial S8 plan involved the cybermen because of the circumstances of the S10 finale, then it makes sense that she'd be using the particular versions she did.

Knock knock.

You're jolted back into reality. You've been staring at /who/ for the past couple of hours, constantly refreshing the page to see if any new posts have come through. You're home alone - you weren't expecting anyone.

Knock knock. It's louder now.

You make it to the door and swing it open towards you. It's Me. No, not me, you. And not you, Me.

It's dusk outside, and it's beautiful; the street lights give a warm glow to the Autumn leaves scattered on the street. A chill in the air blows through, and reminds you to look back down to your rather short girlfriend.

"Hey. You." She smiles kindly, staring into your eyes, one to the other and back again.

"Hey. Me." You say with a smirk, you sly devil. She gives you a playful hit.

"Oh piss off!" She laughs. She's wearing her leather jacket with a tied bandana underneath, being cute as your little punk girlfriend. "Are you going to invite me in? It's freezing out here and it's going dark. Have you no mercy, mister?" She seems like she's trying to be intimidating, but she can't help but say it through a smile.

"Maybe," you reply. "You got to pay the kiss toll fir--"

Not listening, Me barges into you with a playful push, knocking you onto the floor and coming down with you. You laugh together as you hug, cuddling on the floor. As you slow down, she starts staring hypnotically into your eyes again. After a few seconds, she gives you a gentle kiss on the nose. After more staring and lusting, you pull her towards you and give her the most incredible kiss of her long life. Neither of you get the chance to breathe, but she starts to grind on your leg a little as you pull her tighter. Blissful.

Once you both lose your breath, you pull yourselves apart. "I was just getting into that," Me teases. She moves her mouth right up to your ear and whispers, sending shivers down your spine and right to your dick. "It may be cold with that breeze coming in but I'm definitely a little hot and bothered..."

>ywn have this

>sending shivers down your spine and right to your dick
see now why cant stuff like this be publically funded

>>85996643
Guys... what if the Doctor turned himself into a pickle?

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>>86005213
His face is pretty angled, so bad lighting can really JUST his shit up

Sorry I thought this was a GOT thread

>>86006495
yeah. it's a shame, desu, cus otherwise i really like that dark water promo pic, but ever since i took notice of how capaldi's face looks in it, i can't get over it

>>86006364
is this a rick and morty reference

>>86004532
>i don't watch porn, really.
What do you do when you need a wank, then?

>>86007029
girls don't masturbate

>>86007100
What do they do to get off then?

>>86007199
they don't, women don't have sex anon

>>86007199
have a man do it like anything else

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?