SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA? IT CALLS ME AND NO

I want to ____ Moana

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It was an alright movie. Pic related is best song.

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>>85984538
>youre welcome

>Me and me
>goes and go
Please tell me these aren't real lyrics

>>85984660
be

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>>85984660
Colonize

>>85985027
They also do island with island and seafood with food

>>85984660
benis in bagina :DDD

>>85985027
Moana is a case-study on how the English language, at least in America, has substantially dumbed down compared to earlier generations.

>>85985027
It's a musical retard they rhyme the same words together all the time

>>85984660
scalp

but seriously this was one of Disney's best 3D animated movies

>>85985027
Me in the third line is rhymed with sea earlier in the same line, go in the last line is rhymed with know in the previous line

>>85985382
Meh, took itself too seriously at times, especially with the grandma.
Chicken as the comic relief was overdone.
The Rock as Maui was great tho.

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Is this the ugliest Disney character yet?

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>>85985581

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>>85985382
Agreed

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>>85985581
>>85985683

>>85985683
I don't think he counts, as his whole purpose was to *be* ugly. Maui was at least supposed to look "normal", but the character designer fucked it up.

>>85985581
>>85985829

Ever been to Polynesia?
They're all fat fucks and would be fatter than Americans if there wasn't some buff dudes doing canoe all day.

>>85985829
>a demigod is supposed to look normal

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>>85985221
>I know everybody on this island has a role on this island, so maybe I should roll with mine?

Makes me unreasonably angry every time.

>>85986031
not all songs in musicals rhyme btw

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>>85985975

>>85985829
>Maui was supposed to look normal
No? His parents literally threw him away because he was so ugly

>>85986288
>Tiny head
>Huge ears
>Huge upper chest, most likely wears a corset too tight
>Huge neck
Doesn't look normal to me.

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I want her to stand on my face with her sandy feets.

>>85986315
Ah, so his ugliness was done on purpose? That explains it. I just assumed he was meant to be "attractive" by their standards.

>>85985382
it's definitely in the same leagues as their recent offerings which are the best 3D animated movies Disney has made, but I'd say it's on the lower end of that tier. story was extremely straight-forward

>>85986440
>Becomes more attractive with whiter skin

No surprise there.

I haven't seen the following:
>Hunchback of Notre Dame
>The Emperor's New Groove
>Atlantis
>Lilo & Stitch
>Treasure Planet
>El Dorado

Are they any good?

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>>85986485
>Becomes more attractive with whiter skin
Nah

>>85984930
Not even close. You're Welcome is the best Disney villain song.

>>85986453
I liked the story better when I saw it in Lord of the Rings.

>>85986444
Yeah he's supposed to be like that

>>85986606
>Hunchback
Yes
>The Emperor'sYes
Yes
>Atlantis
No
>Lili & Stitch
No, except if with kids
>The rest
??

>>85986606
They all go from OK to pretty good, El Dorado is not Disney but it has the most delicious brown girl ever

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>>85986719
>hates Atlantis
go fuck yourself.

>>85986797
Just because you loved it as a kid doesn't mean it's good buddy.
Case in point with The Phantom Menace.

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>>85986870
I watched it 2 years ago with my daughters and it still holds up.

>>85986606
Hunchback is arguably the most underrated Disney movie of all time doesn't get the love it deserves.

Emperors and Atlantis are both good, worthy of being watched.

Lilo & Stitch is good but not traditional Disney.

Treasure Planet is pretty but sort of falls short in plot delivery and pacing.

El Derado is fun.

>>85984930
Really? I usually hate the villian songs and that was no exception.

I think the only one that was good is Scar's song in Lion King.

>>85987029
Hunchback is a terrible flick

back to r.ddit with you

>>85987029
Fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any real reasons as to why the movie is good, don't use it. Either way, being amused or entertained with something and being immersed are not the same thing.

>>85987135
Yeah, I thought it was pretty bad too.
Way too pop-y and the crab guy himself felt very pointless.

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>>85987135
The song's really catchy for me, and he basically destroys both protagonists during the whole scene

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>>85987240
I wanted to fast forward that entire scene becasue it took too long. Felt the same abuot Let It Go the first time I watched Frozen but at least LIG is nice on the ears

>>85987179
>Hunchback is a terrible flick

HELLFIRE.

>>85987420
>"muh lust" means it's an intense and thought-provoking film

>>85987511
>intense and thought-provoking film
Nobody used those words except you, so nice straw-man.

>>85987581
Your entire argument is "they brought up the subject of lust (sex) in a disney film! isn't that profound????????????????????"

Nobody over the age of 12 pretends like hunchcuck is a good flick.

>>85987670
What the fuck are you talking about?

I didn't make an argument.

I said the word "HELLFIRE".

>>85987135
Hellfire is like the GOAT Disney song though.

>>85987745
No, it isn't.

What's good about it, in your opinion?

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Kino

>>85986719
It's not horrible. It's decent and worth a watch honestly it could've been GOAT the length and pacing fucked it up

>>85986440
why does this turn me on so much

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I watched this movie this week and thought it was pretty boring. The thing is that I really like animated movies for some reason, is Frozen worth the watch ? Or is it similar to Moana ? Inb4 im a fag for watching these movies

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>>85985165
giv sandy gf

>>85986606
Yes.

>>85987179
Spotted the r*dditor

>>85987208
>literally hating on fun

>>85985479
The grandma was practically comic relief. If you can't deal with death in a Disney movie you're too young to know when Disney was at its finest.

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>>85987745
Stop biting the bait

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>>85990177
>tfw there are people on /tv/ too young to remember the Disney renaissance

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>>85987511
What other Disney movie dealt with the subject of the repression of sexuality and religious morees?

What Disney movie was brave enough to show that sometimes the MC doesn't get the girl?

Get gud at movies.

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU´RE WELCOME
Wait, that wasn´t that song right?

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>>85990661
Thank you

>>85984660
Bond Burger

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>>85984538
>tfw Maui didn't earn a new tatoo for helping save the Polynesian world.

>>85984978
>literally says I'm stealing your boat in the song
>still charms the girl

We don't even deserve Maui to be /ourguy/

>>85991194
Yes he did

>>85990558
There are hundreds of non-disney movies that do that.
That's like calling the occasional dreamworks flick "10/10" just because it's not complete dogshit like the rest of the studio's work.

>>85991410
I don't think I remember that. At what point did that happen, I remember he agreed with his tatoo animation at the end, but didn't earn a new tatoo.

Most of the songs in this were so bad, why did they think he could write for a Disney movie? Compare to classic Disney where every single song is catchy, this had only 2 not awful ones

>>85991194
Polynesian world mmm interesting

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>>85991392
>Tfw no good porn of Moana getting MAUI'D while she's in the trance from his song

>>85991693
Every song in this movie is good. We Know the Way, You're Welcome and I am Moana are all fantastic, you've just got shit taste

>>85984930
watched this movie for the first time last week, this song is still in my damn head, think i know all the lyrics now

which is just sad

>>85986485
it's the messy hair

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>>85991895
YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS SHINY

>>85991693
Compare to Frozen.

>>85991711
Well I'm assuming the darkness isn't affecting south east Asia.