Your reaction when Steppenwolf appears in Justice League and

failed memes general

>>85983220
NO, NO

>>85983192
This movie is going to be such shit and I can't wait for the memes.

>>85983192
What are you, 16?

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Jesus, he looks like the monster from Thor 1. Fucking horrible

>>85984231
Its fan made he doesnt look like that at all

>>85984093
Bet you 20 bucks it doesn't

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>>85984231
>>85983192

>>85984231
Hahahaha it's literally edited from that picture. That's great.

>>85984108
>knows a song from the late 60s
>you call him underage
Are you retarded or just an idiot?

>>85984270
I like whenever DCEU marketing leaks something they attempt to claim it's fanmade.

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>>85984331
Bet you 100 bucks it does

>>85984594
Yeah, fuckin' dudes.

>>85984383
DC so lazy

>>85983192
should have been granny goodness. played by roseanne barr.

>>85984270
>>85984383
>>85984594
>>85986024
http://bryanzap.deviantart.com/art/Steppenwolf-Justice-League-Movie-640841795
Now please shut the fuck up

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>>85986342
>DC literally hires deviantards to do design work

>>85986642
Please do not disrespect the dead.

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>>85986642
I'm also looking forward to the new Spiderman film.

Mmmhm.

What the fuck?

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>>85989285

>>85989285
>skin goatee

ew

>>85989285
HAHAHAHAHAAH

>>85984331
DC has literally had an abysmal track record with this shared universe shit.

I'd bet you 500 dollars, faggot. Or a thousand.

>>85984093

Joss is already fixing it

>>85989285
Looks like Andrei from vtmb

>>85989697

Deal

>>85983192
>steppenwolf

Is this for real? Aren't these supposed to be aliens? What a shitty name

>>85989799
Are you one of those tards who thinks BvS was a masterpiece?

What's your PayPal? Let's bet, I don't think it will get an RT score over 55. Shit, you'd win half if the score breaks an even 50.

>>85989903

No, you give me the cash in person. Not going to let you do some charge back shit.

>>85990006
Ah, so your a blubbering coward and can't actually put your money where your mouth is.

I bet you thought BvS was "Kino", like the drooling faggot you are.

>>85984531
How does this make any sense, you're retarded

>>85989285
Exclusive! Exclusivo! Exclusif! Exclusivo!

>>85989697
You know all of them made an absurd amount of money.

>>85990505
No you.

>>85991115
So? They didn't make half if what WB expected, exlcuding Wonder Woman...which is their only global home run. Man of Steel nearly flopped after opening weekend, BvS made even and was maybe the 10th highest grossing film that year, Suicide Squad was an all around flop too. And each one has an abysmal user and critic rating and shitty DVD sales.

Fuck off. JL will be the same shit.

>>85989872
Oh man, if you think that's bad, wait until you've heard the final boss' name:
Darkseid.

Seriously, look it up.

>>85991685
*of
*excluding

>>85989784
Always wanted to play that. I'm worried it won't live up to the hype at this point. I hate to admit it but I've started to become a graphics whore.

>>85990381
>everyone who likes BvS can type out long, detailed posts explaining exactly why they thought it was good
>everyone who hates it just quips "N-no it's shit" and is incapable of explaining why

Gee, I wonder which party is in the wrong here.

>>85992016
>everyone who likes BvS can type out long, detailed posts explaining exactly why they thought it was good
Kek, are you new or just extremely gullible when it comes to pasta? Go kill yourself, mate.

>>85992016
>he actually thinks this
Oh, boy.

>>85992016
>everyone who likes BvS can type out long, detailed posts explaining exactly why they thought it was good
I've literally never seen this

>>85992723
The fact that someone typed that so-called "pasta" to begin with shows that someone had something insightful to say about it.

And what do you have to say? Jack shit.

>>85992772
See? Another quip. Not even going to dignify this with a reply.

>>85984231
HAHAHAHA holy shit

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>>85992853
>The fact that someone typed that so-called "pasta" to begin with shows that someone had something insightful to say about it.
I...I really can't tell if you are serious or not.

>>85992853
>the quips are bad DC crybaby meme

>>85992853
>so-called "pasta"
Wewwwwwwww lad.

>>85989285
>>85989338
>DUDE GRAPEFRUIT LMAO
meanwhile, in DC

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>>85989285

>>85986127
Or Ed Asner

>>85992853
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>85989285
So Snyder finally made Watchmen 2, Niteowl even got upgrade.

>>85992918
>>85992968
>>85993014
>>85993139
Oh look, more quips. Two of them even activated my wordfilter.

DC haters really have nothing of value to say.

>>85983192
What's the deal with those cube things? One of them built Cyborg

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>>85989285
>>85989338
>it's fucking real

>>85993202
Please stop posting, mate. You are embarrassing yourself.

>>85993349
Unrefined Nintendium.

>>85993202
Are you for real?

>>85993454
>>85993466
>gets BTFO constantly
>"S-stop posting!"
Why don't you just admit defeat?

>>85993521
>stutter posting

oh here we go

This is a failed meme by marketing executives.

>>85993521
>thinks anons are btfo by mentioning that BvS copypasta, written as a literal joke.
>he's so autistic that he thought it was a real analysis
>with strong points
If you aren't for real, you sure did bait me.

>>85991162
Got his ass there

>>85983192
>batman flies in batmobile
>it ain't me starts playing

>>85993589
>I can't come up with any counterarguments...
>I'll just dismiss it as a joke!
Truly, can you get any plebbier?

>>85993670
Buddy, you are literally arguing in favor of a copypasta. How new are you?

>>85987367
Voldemort?

why do nerds feel the need to appropriate names from legitimate literature to turn them into cancerous capeshit?

>>85993834
>B-buddy! I-i-i-i-it's a copypasta!
Create a BvS thread right now, I guarantee you'll get non-copypasta posts. Fucking do it.

>>85994129
Lmao this is just getting sad

>>85992918
>can't tell if serious

Not surprising, considering that you can't tell the difference between genuine praise and where Poe's Law kicks in. Don't let it get you down, though, it's not like we expected better of you.

>>85994597
>trying this hard.
You sound exceptionally butthurt.

>>85994129
>Create a BvS thread right now, I guarantee you'll get non-copypasta posts
You're baiting everyone, right?

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>>85994731
Not remotely.

When you can tell me why this image is important and what it means to the films' myth arc, let me know.

>>85994344
>>85994770
>more non-replies
You're the sad one. I bet you've never even seen the films and that's why your opinions come off as so shallow.

>>85994819
>When you can tell me why this image is important and what it means to the films' myth arc, let me know.
Holy shit. You are actually serious, aren't you? How old are you, seriously?

>>85994961
Irrelevant. It has importance, and it's supported throughout four films' worth of references and allusions. You're the "superior intellect" here, so stop punching down, sack up, and try to answer a question for once.

Right, I just created a BvS thread. Can't wait to embarrass the fuck out of shallow DC haters.

>>85994914
If you actually think BvS is "deep", then there isn't much I could say to reverse that deeply rooted autism.

This gives me flashbacks from entry level, philosophy 101.

>>85995105
Joining you, DCbro.

>>85994819
I actually barely remember anything from these films, what am I looking at?

>>85993636

but they already used it in suicide squad!

>>85995072
>>85995105
>>85995147
Nobody is going to seriously indulge you or fall for your bait, fag.

>>85995234
>>85995125
>it's all b-b-b-bait! A-autism! FAKE NEWS!
And yet I notice you still haven't attempted a cogent argument. Perhaps because you don't have one?

>>85995180
It's the Codex, the repository of genetic information that Krypton's eugenics program uses to create new Kryptonians.

For starters, see if you can come up with a reason someone would use the word "codex" in reference to such an object, and be forewarned -"Because it's stupid" reveals a damn sight more about you than it does the subject at hand.

>>85995488
<For starters, see if you can come up with a reason someone would use the word "codex" in reference to such an object
Probably because it sounds neat?

Oh, sorry that wasn't autistic enough for you? Well, Codex ends with the letter X, like Lex Luthor...who uses the Codex to genetically engineer the cave troll from LOTR. So like, Lex is becoming his own god, to fight god. Woah, that's so deep and meaningful. I'm glad you made me ponder this quandary for a while. These complex philosophical messages about Paradise Lost, the fall of man and Dante's Inferno would have been lost on my pleb mind.

>>85995478
>And yet I notice you still haven't attempted a cogent argument
Because BvS just has the illusion of depth so that retards like you can eyebrow raise and feel smart for a change.

All of the religious subtext was buffoonish, poorly handled or hamfisted to the point where any adult could see how void of substance it was. That's not counting how none of the plot made any goddamn sense.

>>85995790
>That's not counting how none of the plot made any goddamn sense.
Oh, was a non-linear narrative too difficult for you? Fucking idiot. You're the same kind of moron who doesn't "get" a Malick film, I'm sure.

>>85995926
>he thinks BvS was nonlinear
Are you absolutely retarded?

>>85995980
It was non-linear, dumbass. The main story was linear, the flashbacks were not, and that starts with the montage of Lex's wish list.

>>85995704
How about you acquaint yourself with what the word actually means first, then maybe ask yourself if that carries any significance in a culture that considers natural birth "heresy."

>>85996345
Buddy, there being flashbacks in a linear narrative don't make the narrative nonlinear. Best I can remember, there was literally 2 flashbacks and then the premonition shit.

>>85996447
Right, but what's your brainlet point?

>>85996345
>It was non-linear, dumbass.
It literally wasn't, you dumb baiting fagtard.

>>85989872
>>85991718
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the New Gods, I don't know Gods? I was always under the impression they were actual deities

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>>85997133
>>85997037
All of Lex's cut-away scenes with Zod and the ship are non-linear. The final reveal is that he'd been walking around with the entirety of the Kryptonian database in his head for the entire film.

Bruce's training scenes, while neither expressly chronological or not, nonetheless contain a backwards reveal of what's been influencing his behavior as well.

>>85997211
They're both. They're alien gods.

>>85997254
I'm convinced you don't know what linear and nonlinear means and are just fucking with me now.

>>85983192
is there any logical explanation to why this guy's name is "Steppenwolf"?
Did his creators just really like Born to be Wild?

>>85997254
>Bruce's training scenes, while neither expressly chronological or not, nonetheless contain a backwards reveal of what's been influencing his behavior as well.
This is what autism looks like, right?

>>85997367
that's not at all confusing

>>85997392
He took the name from the same place the band did - a German book. If I recall, the translation is something along the lines of "the wolf of the plains."

>>85997387
If BvS is linear, then so is Dunkirk, because they both show events unfolding chronologically, but from different points in time. Lex's scenes are presented in a nonlinear, or if you prefer, nonsequential manner.

>>85997624
i know what the name means and where the band got it from, I am German.
I just sometimes wonder why german words get used in non-german pop culture.

>>85997624
>Lex's scenes are presented in a nonlinear
Save for literally 2 minutes worth of flashbacks in a nearly 3 hour cut, no. They aren't.

Fuck off already. Did you even see that trash of a film? I never saw the ultimate uncut shill version, so maybe scenes are rearranged and added in for the illusion of a nonlinear storyline. But unless it goes full Momento or Tarantino, it's not really nonlinear.

You'd know that if you looked up the word and weren't so easily impressed by copypastas meant to titalate retards into fedora tipping.

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>>85997465
Essentially, all mythological gods are real in the DC universe, even those that arose in alien cultures. The New Gods are essentially the surviving remnant of an ancient end-time apocalypse of an older universe.

I'm actually really looking forward to how they expand on the cosmology moving ahead. We've already seen both a Greek and a Mayan god in the flesh.

>>85998035
*titilate

>>85998052
>I'm actually really looking forward to how they expand on the cosmology moving ahead.
Funny how you think this is going to happen.

>>85997447
Nah, it's what not having ADD looks like.

>>85997624
>because they both show events unfolding chronologically
...right. Stop typing there.

>>85997922
Because German is a really cool sounding language? At least to non-Germans such as myself.

Japan in particular really likes using German names in their stuff, I think because they were buddies back in WW2.

>>85998205
You are the funniest delusional DCfag I've seen on here in a long time.

>>85983220
This is a great meme

>>85998178
Funny how you hate creativity this badly. Is that an autistic, "comfy" sort of thing - wanting to see only stories you already know repeated over and over?

>>85998035
>he didn't watch the non Jew edition
Kill itself with your shit opinion

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>>85989285
This is a fucking toy you spic

>>85997922
Because shit may sound cool? Have you not heard people use spanish words in american movies? Or american tattoing chinese characters? Germany ain't special

>>85998651
>Germany ain't special
I think being the country that committed one of the largest genocides known to man qualifies it as special.

>>85998697
MY country can beat up your country

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>>85989285

>>85998234
What? If you chose just the pilot's scenes, they're chronological, and the same holds true for any other POV character you choose. Dunkirk wasn't even remotely similar to the nonlinear story of Memento. It actually shared its structure in common with Pulp Fiction.

>>85998346
>DA JOOOS!
I wonder what it's like to be that paranoid?

>>85998333
Yes, clearly I hate creativity. That is the only reason you are getting criticized. It must be everyone else around you.

>>85998926
We weren't talking about Dunkirk.

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>>85983192

>>85998775
My country is America which committed another one of the largest genocides known to man. I'd like to see you try it.

>there are people who literally think BvS is some genius and introspective philosophical work of kino

>>85999586
It is.

>>85999788
You set the bar very low anon.

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>>85989285
>>85989338
>>85998870
>/tv/ shitting on a toy meant for kids
This is why none of you get laid you nasty indians
Do you think pic related looks good?

>>85999586
>>85999872
>before kino analysis
>BvS has no substance and its not fun
>after kino analysis
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS PRETENTIOUS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE ITS SMART REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Backtrackers make me laugh

>>85984331
>dc
>success
KEKEKE

>>86000023
Nice headcanon.

>>85991115
you mean lost

>>85995072
DC is shit but the cucks won't recognize it even at gun point.

>>86000023
>Kino analysis
>Saying this unironically
Do you actually expect anyone to take you seriously?

>>86000023
>if god is all powerful then he cannot be all good
>omg this is such a revelation, snyder is a genius squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pleb.

>>85999915
Even though is a shitty low res paused in motion youtube screenshot it looks 2x better than Doomsday did lmao

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>>86000162
>>86000374
>>86000451
take a look at what critics said about BvS son and take a look at what your grimy fat fingers typed now.

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>>86000499
>b-b-but DEE-CEE
Everytime

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>>86000579
This is a bannable offense and you only prove that your only retort is a creepy stalkerish webm of some random brown skins.
Explain pic related you fucking shitskin Guat

BORN TO BE WIIIIIIILD

>>86000671
I'm confused. You're saying that, because 1 (one) article on some literally-who site is written by a beaner, that ALL Marvel fans are? Whereas the webm I posted showed literally hundreds of pajeets shilling for Snyder.

>>85984531
Makes no sense

>>85999067
Yeah, it was part of the discussion about non-linear story structure and pointing out how even Lex's flashbacks aren't in chronological order.

>>86000558
Was this supposed to make you look cool, kid? Trump and anime?

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>>86000786
Oh, you mean that webm that consciously skips every Anglo name that doesn't support his claim? If you're going to point out confirmation bias, at least do us the courtesy of being impartial about it.

>>86000949
Doesn't make the film nonlinear, son.

>>86001096
>8/3
Nice try

>go rewatch HaS
>first 20 minutes is relentlessly stupid.
Oh, right...

>>86001287
*BvS

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>>86001218
if you knew how to 4chan you would find out the original origin of the image is a white DChad, fucking stupid Guat

>>86001287
Good ol' Hatman and Superman. My favorite film.

>>86000558
>posting this picture unironically
You need to be autistic.

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>>85989285
All I see with his chin.

>>86002300
Seriously, how do people defend this garbage plot? Nothing makes sense.

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>>86001218
Fucking lol.

>>86003416
For starters, its use of the leitmotif of perception versus reality plays into literally everything happening, up to and including the revelation at the end that Vlark was looking at the world through a filter of his own, doing what we all do - focusing on the polarized extremes and missing the whole truth.

For another, it takes the three principals of the film, and uses them to craft an allegorical tale stressing the importance of communication across cultural divides and the perils of succumbing to xenophobia, paranoia, and a biased media.

Lastly, it uses the characters of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman to represent different eras of myth in both pop culture and antiquity.

In essence, this film takes what Miller did with DKR, swaps the roles around a bit, and ties them more firmly to the modern geopolitical climate, all while doing honor to the history of comics as a medium in general, and the history of the DC characters in particular.

>this shithead actually embedded music onto the board
Hate this place.

>>86003579
Neat, so where did you copy paste this?

>>86004762
I wrote that whole thing myself. You can tell because I accidentally typo'd "Clark" as "Vlark." Oops.

So are you going to respond to my points, or are you just going to meme your way out of it?

Because that would make you look very bad.

>>86004966
>Because that would make you look very bad.
I feel like you have very little self-awareness.

>>86000558
The critics absolutely destroyed BvS.

>>86005244
No response, huh?

You embarrass yourself. It's clear that I don't even need to try.

>>86000671
Of course Spics like the MCU, everyone does, the point is that MCUchads aren't disproportionately made up of shitskins like the DCEU fandom is.

>>86003579
I'll bite this autistic bait:
>For starters, its use of the leitmotif of perception versus reality plays into literally everything happening
Where are you getting this? From the Flashpoint premonitions? They don't fit the flow of the movie at all and only serve to dislodge the story into more of a mess. They don't serve this movie at all. Seems like you are trying to force a theme into a hole just to avoid sloppy direction and editing.
>up to and including the revelation at the end that Vlark was looking at the world through a filter of his own
Buddy, where are you getting this from? His broody, wordless expressions after the Doomsday fight?
>doing what we all do - focusing on the polarized extremes and missing the whole truth.
You are just grafting this onto the movie. Where are you getting it?
>For another, it takes the three principals of the film
Which are...?
>and uses them to craft an allegorical tale stressing the importance of communication across cultural divides
Where in the fuck did you get that from?
>and the perils of succumbing to xenophobia, paranoia, and a biased media.
I can see this one, sure.
>Lastly, it uses the characters of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman to represent different eras of myth in both pop culture and antiquity.
Oh, fuck right off with this bull. You and I know full well the film is not even remotely this clever.
>In essence, this film takes what Miller did
There is nothing resembling Miller's themes outside of surface level shit and aesthetics from the graphic novel.
>with DKR, swaps the roles around a bit, and ties them more firmly to the modern geopolitical climate
Lol oh man...does it?
>all while doing honor to the history of comics as a medium in general, and the history of the DC characters in particular.
This is literally bait.

>>86005596
It's my fault, I keep falling into your bait just to see how far you'll go to tip that fedora.

Like a train wreck.

>>85999999
>>86000000

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>>86004966
Uh oh, looks like you posted this word for word 3 hours ago, friendo ;)

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85995053/

>>86005596
I'm the embarrassed one? Sure.
See: >>86006354

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>>86005743
No, from all the religious iconography associated with a man who isn't a god and a villain who isn't a saint, but both of whom look like such in the right environment.

You remember all those empty businesses and the monstrous crowd at the candlelight vigil? Those weren't all recent converts. They were the people who were somewhere in the middle between the two extremes, people like the oil rig crew and the black kid and his mom, that crowd represents the people Clark couldn't see because of his own filter - the people that didn't see him as either a god or a debil figure, but just a man trying to do the right thing.

The flood scene highlights that, too. All those rooftops in the background weren't fanatics in the making, just the guys up front who drew a "magic symbol" on their rooftop and waited on a man in the sky to come save them. That's where his focus is, though, because hate and fear he can shrug off, it's worship that scares him.

>>86005855
>t-tip that f-f-f-fedora!
It's so pitifully sad watching you make empty post after empty post, just because you're triggered that someone knows far more about film than you do.

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>>86006784
Ahem. Pic related.
>3 hours ago

>>86006890
It's so pitifully sad watching you make empty post after empty post, just because you're triggered that someone knows far more about film than you do.

>>86006577
None of this is explicitly complex and just seems pretentious hamfisting as all fuck.

>>86007056
>gets literally btfo that he is trying to push a pasta
>word for word copy pasta posted 3 hours ago.
>doubles down
I am convinced you have mental issues.

>>86003579
How does it grapple geopolitics when they literally never address how Superman prefers to hang out in America?

>>86007212
>B-B-B-B-BTFO!
Now you're the one just parroting words that were said to you.

I get it. I absolutely destroyed you earlier in this thread.

You proceeded to sit in this thread for hours crying impotently.

It's pathetic.

>>86007410
...did you miss how you typed all that before or something? You seem to just be trying hard to make a copy pasta.

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Your reaction when Pickle Rick Anthem starts playing as Bruce talks to Barry.

>>86007117
Yeah, that's why I'm having to explain it to you, right?

Furthermore, if you claim any familiarity at all with comics and are completely unaware of the allegorical messages in stories like DKR, I'll be half the night explaining it to you through a rising chorus of "HEADCANON." The point where you join them is really the only thing that's uncertain.

If you're really interested in understanding this movie, actually do some research into the comics lore. Understand what it's been used for in the past and it will better prepare you to understand how it's being used in BvS.

It's like "The Tree of Life" for comic book fans.

>>85999915
>Do you think pic related looks good?
Yes, it's better than Pickle Rick

>>85983192
I'll walk out of the theater if that happens. The last DCEU film to have such on-the-nose musical selections was Suicide Squad, which was trash.

>>86007582
>you need to prepare yourself to watch BvS
Jesus fucking christ you are something else.

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>>86007401
How about we start with the fact that this is his home, and he chooses our culture over the one that birthed him? How about the fact that Zod is less Soace Nazi and more genocidal Space fanatic? How about the fact that it wasn't Clark who brought Bryce's tower crashing down, but Bruce still holds him to account for it? How about the fact that after the bombing, the press still tries to find a way to make it Clark's fault by "not doing enough" to stop it?

Think on that for a bit and get back to us.

>they try to claim all posts defending BvS are copypasta
>he types out posts which are clearly interactions with them
>they respond with one-liners and KYM reaction images

Well, I'm glad this thread has come full circle and shown how full of shit DC haters are. Like arguing with a Trump supporter, no joke.

>>86008128
>they try to claim all posts defending BvS are copypasta
It was: >>86006354

>>86008276
No, it wasn't.

>>86007897
Only if you're not a comics fan. Crazy, I know, but against all odds, a mega-budget blockbuster got made that was, inconceivably, aimed directly at comics fans, normies and fanboys be damned.

It's hilarious to me seeing all these intellectual snobs who are always so dismissive of comics as a chilish medium, exposed to what it gets like out in the deep end of the pool. You guys aren't *qualified* to understand this shit and practically every criticism you raise, every imagined rhetorical you formulate, exposes the truth of that assessment.

>>86008042
>it wasn't half Clark's fault that his WWE match brought down literal buildings
Wew, I don't know what else to say about you.

>>86008382
>posted 3 hours ago
>posted 3 hours ago
>posted 3 hours ago
Are you a fucking retard?

>>86008513
Are you ever going to respond to the posts? Someone in this thread is trying to engage you in discussion right now and all you can do is shitpost and meme.

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>>86008382
Here is another screenshot for you, worthless fuck.

>>86008444
Be better.

>>86008568
It's not a real discussion, anon. It's him trying to force pastas.

>>86008654
Charge your phone, retard.

>>86008750
>3 hours ago.
Just accept you got btfo.

>>86008740
If you really believe that, why are you still here? The reality is that you're scared to be proven wrong.

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>>86008414
>exposed to what it gets like out in the deep end of the pool.
>BvS fans

>>86008803
Yes, that must be it.

>>86008796
The only one who is BTFO is you.

Passing observer here, I've been watching this discussion and I have to say the BvS fan is far more convincing. No wonder people shitpost these threads so much, they can't handle well-reasoned opinions.

>>86009191
Hi samefag, did you miss the screencap from 4plebs literally proving he's trying to make copypasta? Of course you didn't...he's you.

>>86009430
Nobody cares what a dirty phoneposter has to say.

>>86009548
Right.

>>86008414
The only evidence of this is how bvs ripped off tons of comic panels and jammed them into the movie randomly.

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>>86008961
This image shits all over your meme response.

>>86009782
>Lex was literally in the deep end of a pool
Whoa...

>>86009782
Maybe if you are autistic.

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>>86010074
Remember, all just coincidence.

Coincidence after coincidence after coincidence after coincidence. All meaningless.

>>86010548
Buddy, everyone gets the themes of this movie. The point is that they are sophomoric and fucking juvenile. They aren't done in any meaningful way. The entire film makes no sense.

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>>86010074
>>86010362

Yep, surely the guy with the government connections, providing "security contractors" to warlords and drones to the CIA, orchestrating controversy, appealing to paranoia and xenophobia, and bleeding on the corpse of the old threat to produce a new one, surely when he's caught waist-deep in a substance that looks suspiciously like crude oil, making a deal with a debil literally *made* of that same oil, yeah, surely that's all just coincidence. No allegorical message there. At all.

>>86010875
Woah, so deep #thirdeye #woke

Devil allegories have never been done before.

>>86010875
you remind me of one of the faggots in sense8 saying the same type of shit about lucha libre.

>>86010984
OK, then smart guy, who's the devil in the allegory represent?

>>86011297
It's obviously Lex.
>Superman is God
>Batman is mortal man
>Luthor is the devil
Are you an actual child?

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>>86011567
Christ, it's like we're diverging into separate species before my eyes. No wonder so many people think Drax is funny. He's the only person they've ever seen with a poorer grasp of metaphor than themselves.

You are hilariously out of your depth here. So that's what you're going with? Lex(the devil according to you) is making a deal with . . . the devil? You sure you don't want another crack at it, champ?

>>86011803
>>86011297
pomposity in online debate is simply a sign of a lack of arguments

>>86011803
I'm gonna stop you right there. I like both GotG and BvS.

>>86011855
No, this is a solid argument with a double order of sarcasm in answer to the smug pomposity assholes like you offer up on a daily basis.

Knock yourself out, genius. Swing for the fucking fences.

>>86011803
I'm saying that Lex is an allegorical devil in the context of who the other two are allergorically you fucking dope. They can make allusions to Lex making a "deal with the devil" and still represent him as that sort of allegory. Your brain is like, actually 1 dimensional. Lex represents the corruption of man by the devil, rebelling against God (Superman).

Fuck off kid, this is baby-tier writing.

>>86011961
*allegorically

>>86011939
You are not making any arguments. You're simply challenging others to post things so you can post smug pomposity in response.

>>86011803
>they can't have Lex both be the devil while also alluding to the deal with the devil.
Why?

>>86011961
Here.

https://youtu.be/s-MUzvASr8s

Who's the "devil" there? There is a scene in the film where Lex is clearly portrayed in a way suggestive of the demoniac, but it comes *after* this scene, which is named "Communion," incidentally.

So. Who. Does. The. Devil. Represent?

>>86012018
Holy shit, are you serious? That is what YOU have been doing this whole thread. Look at these posts:
>>86008961
>>86007994
>>86007897

Just a small sampling.

>>86012158
This doesn't change how you can interpret Lex to be the Devil among God and man...

You're just screeching a bunch of pretentious bullshit with no real substance.

>>86012158
Lex is clearly the devil, anon. He conives to stray man from God, literally Lex's shtick from the beginning of the movie.

Are you actually a retard?

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>>86012194
... this is just sad...

>>86012303
*connives

>>86012226
You associate the Devil with arms deals, drones, and security contractors?

Are BvS fans really this autistic?

>>86012336
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
You know that (You)s are cookie based and removing them is extremely simple, right?
Of course you do. You're just playing fucking dumb.

>>86012446
You want a long hard look at the 'tism? Check this shit out.

>>86012303

>>86012420
What does the word "allegory" mean, anon? It's Lex's beliefs and actions that make him the devil in his relationship to Batman and Superman.

Are you under 18? These are childish arguments to even have.

>>86012528
Yes, I also completely changed posting styles and stopped using reaction images. All to trick you into... something...

>>86012446
>the word "autistic" or "autism" comes up over a dozen times in this thread alone
Why are shitposters so obsessed with the word autism?

>>86012528
Anon, I'm one of the anons you quoted. There are multiple people there.

>>86012534
Never again accuse anyone else of either youth and stupidity in the same breath where you profess such profound ignorance. You're only embarrassing yourself and coming off as an increasingly petulant child unwilling to face the fact that he isn't, in fact, the smartest kid in the room.

>>86012531
That's not even remotely autistic you dumb kid.

>>86012639
Now you're projecting.

>>86012585
My people have a phrase for it. Roughly, it translates to "ass-ravaged, last-bastion deflection."

>>86012639
Lol ok, hothead. Lex is the allegorical devil in BvS and no matter how much Asperger's induced screaming you do, it doesn't change how painfully juvenile the allegory is. There isn't a single person who missed it. It's not a smart movie.

>>86012721
You know why Lex isn't the Devil? Because he doesn't make deals, he makes demands. He isn't summoned, and he isn't communed with. He's no more the Devil than Superman is a god.

>>86012839
>he doesn't make deals, he makes demands

The jolly rancher scene is him literally making a deal for access to kryptonian tech and zod's body.

>>86012594
You should feel ashamed of yourself for making some half-hearted shitpost.

>>86012839
>I don't know what 'allegorical' means

>>86012839
tell us what you think lex represents then.

I'm hoping this is as hilarious as the guy who tries to say superman represents islam.

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>>86008961
>>86010074
>>86010984
>>86011062
legitimately i believe that Lex is a Jew that kills superman.

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>>85989285
>>85989285
WE WUZ DRAENEI AND SHIET

>>86012990
but that would mean lex is krypton-

NUOH MY GAWD

THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE ABUSES

LEX SR THOUGHT HE'D BE SUPERMAN AND HE WAS JUST A FAGGOT WHOAMOGYGOARD

By the way, I can't help but notice how chickenshit this discussion has turned. Neither of you two pussies have given an honest response to a very simple question.

Who does the devil represent? The very obviously monstrous figure in the pool. Who or what does it represent?

If Lex represents big business/the government-connected corporate elite, then who is the devil in the pool?

I mean, I know it's an easy answer for you guys. That's why you keep ducking out on answering it, right? Surely that's what it is. It's too dimple, so you try to construct a flimsier, infinitely less supportable argument just to divert your vast intellects, right?

Yeah. Clearly.

>>86013080
Are you refusing to just say what you think because you don't have any real answers either?

>>86013117
No, I'm outing you as the fucking coward you are. My answer's been the same for more than a year now.

>>86012990
Serious question, what game is that in the screenshot?

>>86013069
???
what?

>>86013161
Then repost it. Should be a simple matter.

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>>86013188
gta sa with mods,
its cj with Joker skin.

>>86012889
And does the Senator lose his soul to Lex in the same way Lex clearly loses his and what remains of his sanity to what he speaks with in the pool?

>>86013080
That's Steppenwolf you dumb faggot and it represents DC trying to be Marvel and set up a minor villain of the week just to sell Steppenwolf toys to kids.

Fucking kill yourself. The only reason he makes an appearance is to tease JL.

>>86013207
lex sr discovers the colony ship, has it make him a kryptonian, thinks it'll be superman, its just a faggot.

>>86013254
Sso again, you have trouble with what allegories mean and do?

>>86013254
Yes. Obviously. Otherwise he'd have told that spastic faggot to fuck off.

>>86013248
Thanks. Man, it's crazy how many mods that game has. You'd think people would mod one of the newer ones instead, but nope.

>>86013307
in lucha libre, this particular beaner's entire literary exposure before BvS, each luchador can only represent one thing. Otherwise the audience gets confused.

>>86013080
You make every BvS fan look like an equally drooling retard. How embarrassing you people are. Almost as bad as prequelfags and Rogue One brainlets.

>>86013209
No. I already all but screamed it in your face right here

>>86010875

If you're really that dense, I'm done talking to you. Go ahead and try to spin that into a "win" if you can.

>>86013256
>That's Steppenwolf you dumb faggot and it represents DC trying to be Marvel and set up a minor villain of the week just to sell Steppenwolf toys to kids.
Lmao how does that make any sense when they didn't sell Steppenwolf toys until Justice League. They could have been selling toys already but no, they waited until Justice League.

>>86013392
You didn't clearly state anything in that post. Just rambled on a bit.

If its so obvious and simple, why can't you just say it?

Is it because they didn't include it in your script and you've been tasked to get the internet to tie together that random bullshit into a cogent interpretation?

>>86013430
...do you not know how these cinematic universes work anon? The toys have been manufactured for months. They are waiting to sell them when the first JL movie comes out and kids go "memba' BvS???" I am getting actually frustrated with you and how dumb you are.

>>86013430
non-collector merchandising requires a fair chunk of initial investment in order to be profitable. Otherwise its just limited run bullshit that sells 10000 units for $250 each to fat retards.

So selling toys from the cartoons would've been penny ante bullshit.

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>>86013473
chill
*burp*
MORTY
MORTY I NEED MY STEPPENWOLF TOYS MORTY
*BURP*
FUCK DC MORTY REDDIT AND MARVEL FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*dabs*

>>86013454
I clearly stated everything it would take to draw a conclusion. You're just too chickenshit to make one because you're afraid that I'm either setting you up, or you're genuinely just that afraid of being wrong.

Life must be a procession of bewildering terrors for you.

>>86013651
You stated a number of pieces of your headcanon. The fact no one has picked up on it yet kinda proves that it only makes perfect sense to you.

>>86013651
You are talking to multiple anons, you understand that right?

>>86013690

>>86010875
Spot some headcanon, fuckstick. Go to town.

>>86013923
Your unwillingness to just state your interpretation is quite telling.

>>86013917
I'm probably talking to two at best, and not a full set of balls between you.

>>86013955
But not so much as your craven refusal to even engage. Remember - I did ask you first.

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>>86013968
You should say cojones. It'll get across what you're trying to say, more efficiently.

Your latin sensibilities are basically irrelevant on the internet.

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>>86014064
Motherfucker, I couldn't get any whiter without going translucent.

You?

>>86014198
>the crossed off dates

brilliant

>>86014198
I like how much more effort you're exerting to avoid just stating your interpretation of what seems to be your favorite movie evers than would be necessary to just state your interpretation.

Its like you're afraid of people laughing at you.

You don't have to worry about people laughing at you. People are already laughing at you.

>>85984231
cross-franchise poetry....woah...

>>86014198
i like that you're in your 30s, on 4chan, talking about how brilliant batman vs superman is, and asserting intellectual superiority to a site who's users are in their early to late teens.

>>86013968
Look at this tough guy.

>>86014321
>THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

Who are you, Carrie's mother?

I'm sorry, I lost the gist of what you were saying in the screaming subtext of you being a massive, massive pussy who won't even answer the question that I ASKED FIRST.

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>>86014198
>>86014434
>>86014198
>this is how the the mar/v/eddit retorts

>>86014434
It's funnier how he's legit more retarded than 20 year olds on here.

>>86014434
I like that you think there aren't literal retirees on this site on the fucking regs.

Is that your excuse now, you're confounded by my vast reserves of worldly wisdom and life experience? This shit was all over DKR, too, and we were talking about it in the comics shops as teenagers. You're just a pseud.

>>86014198
>that thumbnail

the only people I know who rape off their fingernails like that, cutting the quick almost every time, are legitimately retarded.

>that desk

That looks like something a large housing facility would buy in bulk.

You're legitimately retarded and residing in assisted living permanently, aren't you.

Created a BvS thread on /co/ in case anyone wants to move the discussion there.

>>86014671
I'm a retired mechanic that still shade-trees on the side. On top of the OCD, I keep my nails almost painfully short to save them from cutting through the latex gloves I wear.

Try again, Sherlock.

>>86014578
>comparing BvS to Miller's fantastic graphic novel
Please stop doing that.

>>86014893
>retired mechanic
>now a gardener

... its okay if you're retarded.

>>86014198
>>86014893
>retired mechanic
>has literally the exact same hand as me, a shut in who has never done manual labor in his life

Something doesn't add up here.

>>86014809
Why can't you deal with the fact that BvS just sucks?

>>86014976
Why can't you deal with the fact that nothing is fact?

>>86014950
Christ, you don't even know what a "shade-tree mechanic" is? Just how much knowledge are you willfully *not* absorbing on a daily basis?

>>86014976
People have tied up their egos with the navel gazing bvs allowed them, thus are incapable of admitting it's shit. As admitting it is shit would mean admitting they're shit.

and now we have a white retarded gardener living in a home defending it.

>>86015010
Only a blue collar retard would know what a shade-tree mechanic is.

This is another example of knowledge you assume is common simply because of how prevalent it is in your life.

>>86015077
Oh, well let me come a few steps up into your ivory tower, princess. Shade-tree mechanic is a term used for guys who do the odd mechanic job from home. I've got a relatively decent setup in my barn, complete with hydraulic lift, and a ton of tools.

Me and my wife are reasonably comfortable and most of the work I do these days is basically charity.

>>86015308
So you post on 4chan to basically feel superior to others and get attention.

That's nice.

So what does bvs mean to you?

>>86015357
No, I post about BvS for the sheer entertainment I get from taking smug assholes like you down a peg or two.

Can't help but notice you still haven't answered my question, but thanks for playing. You're the one who has to sleep tonight knowing that you're never even going to be as perceptive as a blue-collar retard.

Sweet dreams, punkin.

>>86014999
If you really think facts don't exist, you are a retard.

>>86015476
((((Tips) Mr. Superiority Complex. Do you feel big being a cocksucker for a subpar film?

>>86015476
We have proven in this thread there are things that are obvious to you that won't be obvious to others due to differences in experiences.

This alone should suffice as evidence that your interpretation of a movie might not be completely obvious to others.

Thus, why not, as you unnecessarily did earlier with the definition of shade-tree mechanic, drop the massive bomb of truth that is your interpretation? It'll give you a chance to feel superior to ... anyone.

>>86010875
You're going to say something like lex represents obama, aren't you.

>>86015643
Lex represents the American boogeyman that goes all the way back to the Truman administration, just with more bells, gadgets, and high-tech doodads.

>>86016008
oh

so superman does represent islam in bvs too

I should've known.

>>86016008
My bad. It was the Eisenhower administration.

>>86015494
Facts exist, but not for something trivial as opinions over a children's movie. Grow the fuck up.

>>86016376
Yeah, nobody said that and hyperbole is a thing my newfriend.

>>86016431
Nobody said you were a faggot but we can all see it's true.

>>86016567
Woah, you sure showed me.

>>86016869
Yeah, eat shit, faggot.

>>86016959
>t. hothead

>>86017334
Someone get this faggot (you) out of here.

>>85984383
>>85984594
>>85985036
>>86014429
>>85992912
Average /co/ intelligence. Can't even Google search an image. Will believe anything fed to them

>>86017687
Cry some more.

>>86017915
Stop talking to yourself fag.

>>86018102
I'm talking to you

>>86018505
Shut the fuck up you dumb nerd.

>>86018615
Are you upset?

>>86018738
Cry more nerd.

>>86018797
I think you have autism. You sound upset. Do you need a hug?

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>>86018826
>I think you have autism. You sound upset. Do you need a hug?

>>86018871
You seem mad.

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>>86018931
>You seem mad.

>>86019003
You seem bothered. You keeo responding.