Why didnt Jaimie simply throw the spear at Daenerys? Isnt he

It's a lance, not a spear. Can't throw a lance.

Quick someone /thread me.

>>85977358

He lost his throw hand.

>>85977412
/threa

>>85977412
/thread... plus he wouldn't be accurate, his main hand is cut off (correct me if I'm wrong)

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>throwing spears
people still fall for this meme?

>>85977461
Thanks babe.

>>85977473
Yes, the throwing hand has been cleaved from his arm, so best hope he's got is to use the horse's momentum to impale her.

I think the real confusing bit about this scene is why he didn't order what archers were left to shoot Dany.

>>85977461
d

>>85977594
Even if his throwing hand was intact, he would still need the other one to counterforce the throw. Throwing spears off horses is tricky given the necessary balance and all that.

>>85977358
D&D at it again, Jamie could have easily thrown the spear. He is proficient with his left hand and that spear is not heavy enough to be cumbersome enough to not be able to throw.

>>85977358
Sauce?

>>85977937
shot caller

>>85977358
Because he is a catcher not a pitcher.

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What was going through his head at this very moment?

>>85978209
>shot caller was better than this shit

>>85977412
/thread

>>85978209

It's ain't me

I just considered that these past episodes have been the showrunners showing aspects of Jaime's character that they couldnt show before;

At the start of the war of 5 kings, Jaime surprises a lot of people by showing tactical and strategic talent by smashing the riverlords in battle (twice?). The show references this in one sentence, but only now did they really show it off at the highgarden / casterly rock game

Secondly, getting slaughtered in the whispering woods, Jaime realises that the battle is lost, and rather than flee seeks out Robb Stark on his own, cutting his way to him and killing 8 of his personal guard before being knocked out. It was referenced how he killed a lot of men in the show, but no more than that.

Maybe they wanted to show this off in the latest episode. Or they just got lazy, and decided to recycle old material they hadnt really used yet.

Or am I overthinking this

>>85977358
>it ain't me starts playing

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501866134997.webm

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>>85978532
Cool

>>85978209
This is me
you probably wonder how i got here

>>85978502
Nah you're sorta right. Jaime's character arc is a complete mess in the show. They also tried to give him some humanity last season during the Riverrun arc but failed to advance his character like it does in the books. They're gonna have him formally renounce Cersei in like episode 4 of season 8 and it will be disappointing as fuck

Maybe he wanted to become "dragon slayer" instead of "king slayer"?

>>85978977
>record scratch

>>85978209
>i still have my plot armor right? someone teleport and jump in already

>>85977358
>another dumb attempt to look for errors in got
there are so many and you idiots always pick one which is easily explained if you had half a brain.
this isnt thread worthy. even the easy answer isnt /thread worthy.
go away op and feel ashamed.

It wasn't a spear, it was a lance, faggot

Also

He wasn't saved by Dickon, he was saved by Bronn you fucking Dickanus

>>85977493
Grey worm just did it last season.

>>85978209
>I thought I would be dead years ago

>>85977358
You can't throw a spear off horseback. That's Hollywood bs. Stay in school.

>>85979744
he was saved by Dick from the dual wielding Dothraki.

Anyone else think Bronn was slightly out of character in that battle. Surely he would have got the fuck out of dodge once the line was broken.

I only watched the first two seasons but knowing that Jamie's death is inevitable now depresses me, such a good character for this shit show.

>>85981604
>Anyone else think Bronn was slightly out of character in that battle. Surely he would have got the fuck out of dodge once the line was broken.

He probably knows if he killed that dragon with the one secret weapon, he would receive a bigger payday from Kings Landing.

I can totally see him justifying him staying just because of that secret weapon.

>>85981604
>Surely he would have got the fuck out of dodge once the line was broken
Well, he would not escape the chance to score a big one for the team killing a dragon and a rival, specially since he would be greatly rewarded.

>>85981604
Yeah, the problem is that if he fucks off forever he can't say goodbye to his castle.

>>85977493
>being this dumb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilum

>>85977412
Wtf? That is clearly a spear.

>>85978209
>this is it
>this is fucking it
>kill her and the war will be over

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>>85981453
Pasola riders, faggot.

>>85978209
Please someone kill my character I can't stand this shit show any longer

>>85981453
Kill yourself retard.

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>>85978209
>I am the perfect embodiment of the archetypical knight.
>I will risk my life for this chance to slay this mad queen who invades my home country with hordes of foreign savages and fire breathing beasts
>I will do this just as I did years ago when I had to slay her father before he massacred the people of King's Landing

>>85984280
>pilum=spear
what a faggot

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>>85984719
Now you are intentionally being retarded.
>A javelin is a light spear designed primarily to be thrown, historically as a ranged weapon, but Standard tactics called for a Roman soldier to throw his pilum (both if there was time) at the enemy just before charging to engage with his gladius.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javelin

It's a throwing spear you fucking dingus. Pilums are a type of javelin, javelins are spears.

>>85984634
>and then I will become, the Game of Thrones, the Queenslayer.

>>85984841
except that wasnt "light" spear dummy

>>85984920
What in the ever living fuck are you even on about, mate?

>>85978209
>I'll die saving this kingdom

and my sister ;_;

>>85984963
You can't effectively throw throw cavalry spear m8 (while being fuckin cripple on a horse)

It's clearly a spear which makes no difference because even if it weren't no person could succesfully hurl a spear hard enough to actually kill a dragon and even though Jamie's never fought a dragon before he had just watched it take a flight of arrows and a giant crossbow bolt and continue to fight so he probably figured out very quickly that if he was going to attack it the best thing to do would be to use a skill he's very good at and use the spear like a lance in a tournament and charge at the dragon.

/thread

>>85985245
That wasn't the debate, matey. You said some autistic shit about "you can't throw spears in combat XD", and that's positively a retarded statement. There were even mounted spear throwing cavalry among the Mongol ranks.

I know you are baiting but this is just pathetic.

>>85977358
try throwing a 2 meter stick with a lock attached to the end a few meters accurately

>>85985268
He was probably trying to kill the small woman, not the twenty tonne dragon?

>>85985268
Hes throwing it at her not the dragon you retard

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>For the patriarchy!

What did Jaime meant by this

when does the episode come out on Amazon?

>>85978532
Still 10/10

>>85978209
My destiny calls and I go

Reminder that Jaime is Azoh Ahai who will kill Cersei to fulfill the prophesy and forge lightbringer

>>85981604
>Bronn kills drogon
>danny falls off and splats on the ground
>Bronn, Warden of the South and Lord of Dorne

Ye, its totally out of character to see he could score a big win. The only thing slightly out of character is him saving Jaime at the end since he wouldn't even risk his life against the Mountain for tyrion

>>85985411
*you can throw large spears in combat
dumbo

>>85984472
spear =/= lance

>>85978532

How the fuck does this fit so well?

>>85985710
You weren't arguing about lances you retard, you said "spear throwing is a meme teehee". It's literally not.

>>85985694
What poor bait.

>>85977358
The real question is: ¿Why didn't Qyburn poison the tip of the arrow?

>>85985788
nah, you're just stupid

>>85978532
The wing clips through the trees, trees don't even move

Millions were spent on this

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>>85978532
that tree on the right at 5 seconds

Anyone got the source of YASSQUEENSLAY or whatever the new hottest meme is?

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>>85978532
Why does everyone call it It ain't me, when it is actually Fortunate Son?

>>85985964
>being this fucking new

>>85985964
it's a meme you dip

>>85985891
theres two trees

aw, sorry sweetie, guess you have to accept that it's kino now

>>85985964
most of the people on /tv/ are underage and probably can't even name the band who played the song in the first place

I did not understand why Tyrion just stands there watching instead of ordering a few riders to destroy the big crossbow?

>>85985750
I'm not even that anon lel

>Jaimie
>Jamie
It's fucking Jasime for fuck's sake.

>>85985834
>says there are no such things as throwing spears in battle
>calls it a meme
>gets btfo by real historical examples
>"no, y-y-you stupid"
Sure thing.

Even if it was a throwing spear, he was on a moving horse, and he's throwing cak-hande, and he was a fucking long way away. Also he WAS one of the greatest swordsmen, but only one of them. A sword is not a spear.

>>85986252
>Jasime
Jaime*
FUCK

>>85985873
Why would the tree itself move? This has been addressed before, how much do you think leaves weigh?

Is Billy Bones still alive? He disappeared after he saved Jamie, but if the leaks are true he's probably going to die next ep alongside his father. Also can't wait for one of those overgrown lizards to get BTFO'd and give Dany a reality check.

>>85986300
It is clear that he wasn't going to throw it...

This whole thread is autistic as fuck.

>>85986252
it's jennavieve you stupid mong

>>85986252
Jasmine?

>>85986231
>I'm going to larp as other people now
0/10 bait.

>>85986323
Wind from a fast object passing by it

Top half breaking when the wing passes through it

>>85986436
Or, like is the case with most large birds, their wings just pass through leaves?

>>85977358
Did the timing of this battle make any sense to anyone? We have Daenerys talking about strategy with Jon on the beach and all he says is to not burn down King's Landing. Then suddenly she and the entire Dothraki horde are somewhere between highgarden and kings landing. There wasn't any build up, they didn't show her getting ready to set out or giving orders, they just popped up there.

She has plot armor, he could've pull a M16 on her and she'd still survive

Lads do you have the webm with the Leeroy Jenkins version of the charge? Thanks

>>85986491
It is almost like they used a timeskip as a narrative device to build suspense for the ending of the episode...

>>85978532
>my gf is going to force me to watch this.

I should dump her. Really.

>>85986491
I am more interested to know how the path looks the dothraki took to get there.

>>85986491
Not the first time in this season that troops or ships teleport to where they are needed :-(

>>85981604
I mean it's the first time we see him really worried. He probably realized that there's no much point in trying to escape an horde of riders and a dragon in a plain, and that his best chance of survival was bringing down the said dragon (also think about the fucking paycheck)

>>85986491
Just assume between scenes enough time has passed to make everything make sense.

>>85977358
he's not left handed

Did a character I like die to a character I hate?

>>85978209
>"WAAAAAIT! WAIT!"

They never tell you how they all shit themselves.

They never put that in the songs.

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>>85986423
>not knowing how to check a samefag

>>85986867
nobody of importance died

>>85987048
>doubling down

>>85984841
>throwing your pillum
Jesus Christ did we learn nothing from Caesar?

>>85985655
Not really though. He needs Jaime to live if he ever hopes to get something out of his Lannister adventures.

>>85987242
Weren't they literally made to be thrown? They even have a soft tip so they render the shild it hits and itself usless to the enemy

>>85987293
That's true, i suppose bronn would rather report ot jaime than cersei

>>85987242
Pilum litterally means "dart", it's something you're supposed to throw.

>>85987084
>(You)

i thought it was a pretty great episode desu

>>85977358
Jaime is NOT a spearchucker.

This is why didn't Superman throw the spear all over again. Jaime knew he only had one chance so he went for the joust instead of risking a throw and missing . Unfortunately it didn't pay off

>>85987392
>well, your brother died so that's a bummer I guess
>about that lordship though
it probably wouldn't go over well

>>85977358
>Why didnt Jaimie simply throw the spear at Daenerys?
He's a swordsman, not a trained ride horse at full pelt and chuck spearer.
>Isnt he supposed to be one of the best fighters in Westeros?
He was. Then had his swordhand chopped off.
>Also so much for a commander
He's never been portrayed as a great commander - he was a great knight/individual fighter. As commander he got his ass handed to him by Robb Stark and that's the extent of his command history before this battle.

>>85987242
How do people get as stupid as you?

>>85977412
/thread

>>85987316
>>85987439
The lads at /his/ would have gotten my joke...

>>85977412
That's clearly a spear

>>85978209
I wish thot patrols memes were still funny because it's exactly what's happening

>>85987641
How do you get so cocky to assume superiority when you are so obviously not well read?

>>85987649
So what's the joke, Anon?

>>85987692
You literally didn't know that pilums were thrown...

Or you are larping as a retarded faggot.

>>85987628
It's funny because Jaime even mentions he was copying what robb stark did to him when he takes high garden. Jaime is a great leader in that his men would get a boner fighting with him, but large scale warfare isn't his forte

HE ISNT LEFT HANDED YOU GOBLIN DICK

>>85987873
Yeah but Danaerys didn't know that.

>>85987738
>>85987743
At caesars pivotal battle he ordered his troops to hold their pilla to break the cavalry charge instead of throwing them

>>85987904
Thanks Anon.

I don't watch GOT anymore but can someone give me a quick rundown on how Pod is doing? Is he a knight now?

>>85977412
why the fuck would there be a lance lying around.
They don't even have cavalry

>>85986163
Cccp or somethin

>>85978209
"I wish I had a finger in my bum right now"

Seriously though what a hero. Reddit plebs can't stand Jaime because he's on the ~~~bad side or something. Watch them all flip tomorrow when the episode officially comes out

>>85985964
Because people with low IQ don't have very good memories and it's a satire of that

>>85987904
Great, that doesn't change the fact that they are designed to be thrown.

>>85987899
wat?

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>>85988083

when did you drop the show? hope you got to see this.

>>85988524

How does the Pilum being designed to be thrown change the whether that the spear/lance that Jamie wielded was?

Did people forget he lost his dominant hand or what?

>>85985873
>>85985873
There's two trees aspies

>>85988920
man. back when the worst thing the show did was changing some timelines and arya meeting tywin instead of roose, which was not bad, just different and interesting.
back when the worst thing was too much sex on screen that was unneccessary but still sort of well done without being porney

>>85988959
Why don't you scroll up and remember what this entire conversation was. Everything else is just a goalpost move.

>>85978209
Hoooo my god. HABLARBLARBLAR. HABLARBLAR. Nice ass tho. Like the hair.

does anyone have that video of Jaime charging the dragon at the end of the episode, where that big dramatic music kicks in? The music isn't in the episode I have but the video it was in was taken down

>>85977358
He wanted to stab the dragon just like a knight in shining armor from the good old fairytales

I stopped watching on like episode 2 of season 6. Has it gone to complete shit or did it get better?

>>85978209
CERSEI SAVE ME

>>85989577
It already went to complete shit before you stopped watching. It hasn't improved though. Even the setpieces are getting worse (Highgarden wtf)

This episode presented me with a dilemma I had yet to even consider possible. Bronn vs Daenerys. I don't think I'm with house Danny anymore. In that moment I rooted for Bronn. Oh my god.

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Someone please post S7 eps summary

>>85986163

Nirvana you gimp

>>85985655
>>Bronn, Warden of the South and Lord of Dorne, Dragonslayer

I'd be okay with this.

So what youre saying is that not only hes become a shit swordsman after losing his hand, hes also a retarded commander. How come someone so inept is still alive, literally the worst Lannister brother.

>>85989699
>cast is not diverse because there are no Africans
>despite having people of several European and American countries
Why are niggers so fucking stupid?

>>85989900
americans see everything as a matter of black vs white

>>85987904
Alesia or pharsalus?

there was also a battle in spain.
battle.
Caesar had no one pivotal

How the hell do Lannisters still have thousands of men they can still field? Don't give me that shit that they were Reach soldiers, they were clearly wearing Lannister colors. It's the exact same problem I have with Jon Snow saying he can still field over 10,000 men in the North alone. I mean, come on, both forces lost thousands of men in battle or in a wedding. They should be lucky to field even one thousand each.

>>85988920
Podrick of the Magic Cock.

gets his whores for free

>>85989699
Well, as long as he is happy playing the token black guy in "Star Wars" if you can call it that anymore, and being the token black in other movies and being only cast because it gives the movie an edge and people watch it because there's a squirt of chocolate on the screen instead of being cast because you are a decent actor and have integrity and something special. The nigger literally reduces his self and his race down to its skin color. what a loon

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>>85978291
>>85984507
this

>>85978209
>HE'S A BIG GUY

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>>85977412
/thread
Even if it was a spear, Jaime couldn't throw it because he lost his preferred hand.
Just try to fucking throw a basketball with your weak hand

>>85978209
TARGAY-REN FUCKING SHITS

>>85978532
so that's how that fucking song sounds like

>you can throw javelins but not spears
>lost his fighting hand
>can miss the target
>she can survive the blow
>a lance thrust will definitively kill her

>>85990085
>token black.
He is literally the second main character.

>>85990218
kill yourself right now.

>>85990065
Yea I was annoyed at how the Lannisters beat the Tyrells when earlier the Tyrells plus banners counted for 100,000 troops.

Adding the fact that Euron joining Cersei was serious deux ex machina since he knows Cersei is an incestuous cunt with no real claim to the throne and would be shit without him.

I get that the Tarly's ditched, but please, they could have paid the Iron Bank and got the golden company themselves

>>85990244
>you can throw javelins but not spears
A javelin is a type of spear, for the tenth time...

>>85989985
Pharsalus

Its a pike not a spear

>>85977493
Someone post that wemb of a re-enactor throwing two spears and drawing his sword from his right hip.

I just tried to search for it but it throws up a lot of american wrestling for some reason.

>>85990244
I mean, even if he had managed to kill Dany with the thrust, he still has Drogon right there.

>>85978209
Did i leave the stove on?

>>85990257
He is. But he wasn't chosen because he is brilliant. He was deliberately chosen because he is poc.
Same as why Rey is female, why the entire cast is "diverse". It is not because the actors deserved it or the producers wanted it for their work, they chose them because it is fab and to please the audience. To make a hollow statement without truly caring.

You don't ever feel Morgan Freeman was cast as a token black. You don't ever feel Meryl Streep as a token female.
Orphan Black is a show with nearly only female characters but it does not feel forced or pushed. Star Wars and GOT feels super pushed

>>85990318
Ah, that was from Pompeys forces being
>levies
>cocky
>pussies
>not led by Caesar the fookin legend, and Mark antony in a glorious do or die barrle
>the massive cavalry retreat from one cohort throwing the optimate lines into shit disorder

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>>85978532
>it ain't me
It's Fortunate Son for the thousandth time

>>85990271
>Yea I was annoyed at how the Lannisters beat the Tyrells when earlier the Tyrells plus banners counted for 100,000 troops.
Most of Tyrell bannermen joined the Lannisters. I'm not sure you quite understand how the meme version of feudalism works, but the idea is simple. Soldier is paid by/owes loyalty to direct lord, who owes loyalty to higher lord, who owes loyalty to high lord or king, and so on. So armies actually consist of a large number of relatively small units raised by noblemen.

Of those 100k, maybe 5-15 thousand would be directly paid by the Tyrells or small-title landowners directly under them. The vast majority would be the forces of all the other great houses of the Reach (which is itself the size of fucking France) like Tarly and Hightower, each of those a mix of household men and vassals too.

>>85990451
>He was deliberately chosen because he is poc
This meme again. Those of us who actually watch film know him from Attack the Block and saw how he had acting skills.

>>85990451
>Star Wars and GOT feels super pushed

after season 6 with sand snecks, also d&d state that they intended to have all females in power discussing strategy.

Sansa being in power is retarded, Arya and brienne the only ones that made sense. and even they're forcing that shit.

Olenna tyrell is who Sansa should be like, but they make it so you have to ignore she was talking about killing herself and relying on littlefingers lifework.

>>85990451
>your brain on /pol/
It can't just be from a place of good intentions to cast a wider neat for actors and want to make a film more diverse, no..apparently it always has to be some scheme that is wrong or had or a white genocide.

>>85989157
That was pretty awful though, Arya was way too suspicious around Tywin

>>85990451
>they chose them because it is fab and to please the audience.
I'm not autistic, so I fail to see how that's wrong.

Will drogon die?
I will cry if he does.

>>85990451
>casting literally anyone besides a white
>is a fad
You're a paranoid faggot.

>>85990776
One of them will die and be raised as a wight by the Night King. Don't remember which one tho

>>85990555
Yea, even still, a siege is to be expected after a field battle.

Why even have a castle called Highgarden, If it wasn't hard to climb, and full of food.

then your ally has fucking dragons to lift the siege in a few hours just by passing by.

>>85990832
vyserion

>>85990776
he'll be fine, he got fucked up after he rescued momma from mereen's fighting pits as well

>>85990832
viserion. Im okay with this because Danny hasn't had a rel threat for 4 seasons.

How many episodes were leaked?

>>85989699
>I deserve all the best roles because i'm a blue gum nigger!

>>85990878
Legit boy must be full scars now, if dragons can even have scars i'm not sure how fast they heal.

>>85990915
what's less than 2

>>85990977
1.8

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>>85990977
ur dick in inches LMAO

>>85989699
Unsullied and that translator girl are literally mulattoes.
Not black enough for him?

>>85984841
The pilum was designed to break upon impact so that the enemy would not be able to use it against the Romans. A broken "spear" is useless.

>>85991260
He can't self-insert into them so no.

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Who is the Neelix of GoT?

>>85978209
>Is Cersei getting a finger in the bum right now?

>>85991456
Hot pie? can't really think of anyone who's like him

>>85991582
Him and Sam are probably the closest.

>>85990602

Listen Attack the Block was a cute movie, but he did generic stoic stone-faced badass #6234-B. I'm not saying the kid's not talented, maybe he is, but that movie is not a good example of his personal acting ability. Nothing was asked of him but the most basic, cliche male action protag affect.

>>85991791
>>85991582

There really isn't anyone urbane and cheerful in the show. Everybody is either grim and stoic or goofy doofus like Sam. Frankly fucking (old) Tyrion probably comes closest, though he's a lot more cynical than Neelix.

>>85992270
So you haven't seen Attack the Block or anything else he's been in? Also, people are unironically calling his performance in Detroit Oscar worthy so get fucked, kid. The world doesn't conform to your /pol/ race baiting memes.

>>85990127
You throw a basketball with two hands if you aren't a pretentious fuckwad

>>85981604
>lannisters lose the war
>no one will pay bronn and he might even die
>lannisters win the war
>bron gets a castle
The dragon was between him and his castle.

>>85993111
Jaime has only one hand, bud.

Dunno about you guys but i'm ready to watch this sick episode in glorious hd instead of 360p indian watermarked quality with off tone voices

>>85990940
they just sleep it off

>>85991456
Missandi.
>annoying guide character that over stays their welcome

>>85988088
Defense against charging cavalry

>>85993565
i'm /SHITHINDIQULITY/ tbqh

>>85981682
I feel the same way desu.

>>85986252
Bane?

>>85984472

Right, except Jaime's hand was cut off, so he can't both control the horse and throw the spear with his off hand.

>>85989844
This please

>>85994609
>>85989844

>KHALEESI, LOOK AT THESE PAINTINGS! ICE MONSTERS EXIST! THEY WILL KILL EVERYONE!

>K, BUT I HELP WHEN U BEND KNEE :^)

Later...

>ARYA, U R BACK! YAY!

>I MURDERER NOW STANZA!

>I AM THE UNIBROW CROW!

>CHAOS IS A LADDER

Even later later...

>FEEL THE WRATH OF DROGON!

>SMILE YOU SONUVABITCH!

>IMMA SLAY YOU

>DROGON SAYS NO

>SOME GUY DROWNS

End credits.

>>85994890

Oh, almost forgot...

>IMMA KILL SANDSLUTS FER MUH DAUGHTER!

>MMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHH!

>BUT NOT YET HAHAHAHAHA

>>85994890
Seriously every time Dany says something semi intelligent she finishes off with "and bend the knee" fucking pisses me off.

>>85986582
It didn't work

>>85994890
>>85977358
Can we get a weekly "muh military tactics" thread to contain this sort of autism

>>85986491
The trick is to pause the episode for a day between each scene, that way it gives the illusion that some time has past

>>85990451
Couldn't have said it better myself.

So is Jaime dead or what?

t. hasn't seen an episode since season 5

>>85993975
Missandi is literally a genius level intellect who is multi-talented though.

>>85995056
Probably because you are a joyless grump.

>>85995293
name one thing she's done other than "fuck" a eunuch and be Dany's hype whore

>>85995340
Nope, the show is just rushing things all season and you're easily entertained

>>85995367
Did you forget how she managed all of Kraznys business and speaks 19 languages? You need to be smart to speak different languages, sport.

>>85990602
>he had acting skills

>>85995414
If you aren't entertained by that end battle sequence at all, then you are just going out of your way to be miserable.
>le easily entertained meme
>(((((tips)))))
Fuck off, faggot. We finally get a great episode and on cue, you have to rain on the parade.

>>85989699
stop posting this

>>85995474
"Had" was used as past tense to denote that the movie being mentioned was past tense.

Learn to English.

>>85995513
I didn't say I wasn't entertained at all, just that the show is rushing shit and taking things that could be 10/10 to a 8/10. As they've done for like 3 or 4 seasons now.

>>85995557
>cant comprehend greentext
>it must be because he cant speak english!!11!

>>85995752
No, I just think you have poor reading skills.

>>85995852
keep being mad

>>85995910
Nice meme retort, faggot.

>>85984357
It's a lance, you dumb nigger.

>>85991310
Makes a nice short dagger, though.

>>85995942
still mad

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How come this guy could throw a spear but Jamie couldn't?

>>85996219
Jaime is riding a horse and can't use both hands.

>>85978532

Absolutely brilliant

>>85978532
>Jaime literally born rich as fuck
>Dany too

This whole show is the antithesis of the song, on a thematic level. I won't deny that they're a great matchup on a mematic level though.

>>85978209
>"Jaime Lannister, the Dragonslayer. Heh, it has a nice ring to it."

>>85981316
episode 2 you mean?

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someone please post the fanart wallpaper of jamie riding through the fire.

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>>85998433
bigger version on DA

http://maxbeechcreative.deviantart.com/art/Field-of-Fire-696546620

>>85978209
>So this is how Loren Lannister felt on the Field of Fire.

>>85994001
Those are spears m8.
>>85988088
pretty good observation imo

>>85989844
Fatlessi gets a free castle on the coast with the only natural resource that matters now

Euron beats the bad possi up

Euron wants to beat cersis cunt up in return

Many things happen between slouchworm and qt3.14 negress

sansa proves she is incompetent at every task possible

everybody ignores jon because he understands the plot holes

everyone hates bran because hes seen shit(tree ptsd)

iron jews get thjeir shekels back

think thats about it.