>About to watch Das Boot >Look up how long it is

>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>Look up how long it is

>>85962631
What's his name again?

What was his name again?

>>85962787
agro moe

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>about to watch fight club
>look up how long it is

>"patrician" friend asks me to come over and watch return of the king extended edition
>look up how long it is

>>85962790
Unfunny racist joke

>>85962766
>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>Look up how wide it is

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>watching Deer Hunter
>get bored after 2 minutes
>look how much time is left

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>tells his subscribers that he's gonna upload on a more regular schedule
>completley ignores the schedule he just set
>goes on a little vacation for a week or two, comes back refreshed
>"Hey guys, that was nice, but I think we're gonna take a little more personal time for a couple months in the near future, hope you guys underst-
>suddenly hate, hate everywhere, every video gets disliked/downvoted to hell
>angry fans in the comments calling him out on his shit
>Assblasted Antonio bitches about it on twitter
>he gets upset, makes videos basically saying 'fuck y'all', disables likes and comments on every video since then
Its been pretty interesting to watch so far.

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>>85963025
>bout to read anons wall of text
>look up how long it took me to read

Long movies are a joke. There should be a limit set by law.

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>about to reply to a poster
>see how much karma he has

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What's his name again?

>>85963455
saucy sanchez

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FOUR HOURS
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>About to watch Sallie Gardner at a Gallop
>Look up how long it is

>>85962766
It's weird how non-boring the movie is despite its lenght. Same happens with Ben-Hur. I suppose that's what happens when you do a epic story right instead of making retarded filler with niggers and redundant love stories.

>>85962631
>Angry Armando
Kill yourself.

>>85963136
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)

>>85963658
>don't even know what movie that is
>look it up
>see how much time it took me to look it up

>>85963455
inflatable felipe

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>about to watch Napoleon
>looked up how long it was

>about to watch Gone with the Wind
>It's long enough to have an intermission

>>85962829
Butthurt Liberalstein

>>85963455
Enraged Enrico

>>85963455
Annoyed Alejandro

Rustled Rico

Porky Pancho

Sassy Sanchez

Enraged Estevan

>/tv/ - Internet Nobodies

>>85962766
>>85963731
Fucking this.
If a film's good then running time doesn't matter. Enjoyed both of those movies. I do feel however that so many films have become self absorbed, and that the 90 minute movie has become a thing of the past.
Apparently justice league is almost three hours. Capeflicks don't need to be that long.

>About to watch a loony tunes short.

>Looked up how long it was

>>85962631
>about to watch Andrei Rublev
>look up how long it is
>okay I'll just watch another Tarkovsky flick like Stalker or Solaris
>look up how long they are

is hoursposting/joeposting a thing now?

>>85962787
Jose el Enojado

>>85963455
Joe... easy on the dollars

>>85964345
>Apparently justice league is almost three hours.
the actual film is only 2 hours and 10 minutes. the rest are credits and a roughly 40 minutes long THANK YOU screen dedicated to josh whedon for saving the film

>>85962631
i like how he reviews movies with his idiot friends but always makes their microphone volume really low so you can only hear his loud, retarded voice.

>>85965126
He also interupts them and speak over them

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>>85962766
>About to watch Gone With the Wind
>Look up how long it is

That's why intermissions were a thing, and you can take a break from your PC/TV as well. Only a total fucking pleb can't hold their attention span for couple hours while watching real kino.

>angry joe's marketing squad is on /tv/ now
Fuck off.

>>85962874
2.20:1

Not even as wide as today's movies 2.35:1 / 2.40:1

>watch satantango
>change playback speed to 3x
>suddenly its looks like a normal film.

>>85965104
>Joss Whedon
>saving a film

what universe do you think we live in?

>>85963455
George Zimmerman

>>85965197
>implying you can market an anita sarkeesian whiteknight

>>85963455
Furious Fernando

>>85964345
Ensamble epics do need to be that long. BvS on the other hand...

>>85962631
Just skip sections if you're that desperate to return to real life asap.

Also I thought it was supposed to be long to make you feel like you're on a tour of duty with the other sailors.

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>about to watch The Dark Tower
>look up how long it is

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>He hasn't watched the five hour cut of Das Boot in one sitting for the real experience
>He doesn't own all three versions on DVD to compare the differences and learn more about the filmmaking process
>He watches movies on a computer at his desk, instead of relaxing on a couch in the dark, watching on a 50 inch TV or projector
>He is turned off great cinema because it would require sitting down and concentrating for a bit, yet will shitpost on here for hours

I hope you guys aren't actually this awful. I hope the people on this board are just complete shitposters for a laugh.

>>85965197
Who?

The correct way to watch a 4 hour film is to get wasted or high while watching it, with plenty of snacks on the side, there is no other way.

>>85967464
>I hope the people on this board are just complete shitposters for a laugh.
Look at the catalog. /tv/ is mostly made up of "man"children from /co/ who unironically enjoy capeshit, GoT, and Rick & Morty.

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>>85962631
>About to watch Magnolia
>3 hours long

N
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E

What's the video the webm from?

>>85967547
no, the correct way is to turn your brain off

>>85962766
you shut your whore mouth

>>85963455
The manlet from American pickers?

I've never seen Das Boot. Which version should I watch?

directors cut

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>about to watch Berlin Alexanderplatz
>can't find a decent copy anywhere
>look up how long it is

>>85962631
4 hours of pure kinography

>>85962787
FURIOUS "Goin' The Way Of Spoony" FERNANDO

>>85967487
Assblasted Alejandro

>>85962787

Irate "Geoff Keighley wouldn't let me bully him, so I made an entire video about it" Ignacio.

>>85967646
https://youtu.be/ZLJwa3oUm3Y?t=2m8s

>>85970429
Mini-series if you have the time and patience, movie if you don't

>>85962766
Lawrence of Arabia has shit pacing. Dat Boot, however, does not.

>>85971712
how long are both though?

>>85972172
see
>>85962631

>>85963455
Taco Bell

>>85962829
that's a strange name

It's so fun, I could post in this thread FOR HOURS.