What went so horribly wrong

Either you don't come to this board or you think it's a meme, we answer this question many times per day.

>>85960780
Is the answer Ryan Dunn?

he got set up

halfway to being his father but no boomer wealth for his fuckup spawn to inherit

>>85961005
But endorsements

Addiction issues aside, he was always the most fucked up person in the group. Always such a bitch

>>85960752
damn Phil lost a lot of weight he's looking pretty good these days

>>85960752
Fuck you Sargon, quit shilling your shitty channel here

>>85960752
It was never right. It has always been wrong.

>>85960752
Not being a more dedicated earth rocker.

Nicki and her inevitable black guy

RIP Ryan Dunn, you will be missed

>>85961082
True, but he always did manage to hold it together to some point. And then Ryan Dunn died.

>>85960752
why is that asshole still alive?

>>85962002
Fuck you hw has been through a lot, his best friehd died a grusome death

you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. don vito is an earth rocker

>>85961390
Haha

>>85960752
WHO WILL HE MURDER NEXT???!

>>85960752
what the fuck is an earth rocker
someone tell me right now its not funny anymore i need to know

>>85962289
>>85962293
>>85962298
Not funny

>>85960752
He was an earth rocker chit-chattin with all the fuckin nobodies at dive bars

>>85962298
its some retarded shit bam made up when he was losing it after dunn died. it doesn't mean anything. i think its related to his insanely terrible "band" where he just rapped about dick jokes

>>85962329
I'm sick of the bullshit. Two years I wasted on imageboards chitchatting with fucking nobodies

>>85960752
Can't believe cerci will be marrying him

Once you titty fuck your asscheeks it's all down hill from there

>>85962377
kek

>>85960752
family genes kicks in

>>85960752
well, he is 37

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>>85960752
Next time post the unshooped one

>>85962726
Is this the natty limit?

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dunno, here is most recent pic. he looks terrible

>>85960966
sick of all this shit so sik of all the bullshit
he don;tgo out anymore cause he hates every mother FUCKER dont care wwat they up too
stays at home like a phuckin HERMIT

he got set up he got jumped

>>85961082
what about steve o ?

>>85960752
he was THE guy in 2002, will this happen to all of us?

>>85962355
FOUR YEARS HE WASTED

>>85962857
the fuck

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>>85962926
Seriously, how do you go from this

>>85962926

>not realizing unless you work out and eat right you will become your dad.

>>85961005
>halfway to being his father
>halfway
not quite, but soon.
and he was already a fatfuck earlier on, so imagine this time 'round. there'll be no going back unless Knoxville throws snakes at him 24/7

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>>85963118
To this

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>>85962926
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Shit happens when you're an immature mess and your best friend dies

>>85963080
can you hear the call anon?

WHOAAAAA OH OH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

I liked his movies with Terence Hill

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>>85963280

>>85963427
yer damn right
not gonna take any shit from anybody i live fo dis sheeeit i love it

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>>85960752
His best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, Bam's gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker. His other friend Branden Novak is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit, he doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped, he thanks God Nicki wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, she would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, she has a big mouth. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

>>85960752
What childhood issues is he dealing with. Who diddled his bum?

>Got a high freedom, low responsibility lifestyle early in life
>Never learned how to process anything emotionally
>Escapes in to his party lifestyle the moment anything get's hard for him so he associates handling emotional issues with substances
>Best friend dies

>Best friend dies
>Hang out with Brandon Novak

Steve-O's recovery was heartwarming. Steve-O is still the crazy motherfucker we've known for.

>>85960752
Fat Euron Greyjoy?

>>85965867
>Steve-O is still the crazy motherfucker we've known for.

>Everyone thinking steve-O was how it was because of all the booze and drugs

He was born like this i always said it

>>85960752
This is Bam Magera and I'm going to shit in April's mouth

WOOOOAHAOAAHAOOOOOAHOOH

CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND WOUNDED

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kek he's literally morphing into big phil

>>85960752
Alcoholism, drug abuse, depression, poor diet, divorce, and a dead best friend

I bet he still lives at home

>>85960752
I'm sure I remember his mother saying that his biggest fear was turning into his dad. Kekaroonie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPF6ZsyKWQ

WOOOOHOOOHOOOOO

>>85965943
johnny knocksville is the one who was born crazy mate, pretty sure it's an act for the rest of 'em. or mostly an act. i think steve-o, if anything, is just a weirdo

more like Ham Margera

>>85966294
God what a fucking asshole.

>>85966355
Did pay his 50.000 bail.
But they're both scum and deserve each other

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>>85960752

WASTED

I'm not the only one who thinks April is hot as fuck surely?

>>85966448
>No sextape with April and Phil

Life sucks.

>>85961082
>his dad would occasionally drive them through a dark part of the woods, turn off the lights and slam his hand on the rooftop while joking something was attacking them or dead people were falling on the roof

I'd be fucked up too

>>85966487
>No sex tape of April getting pegged by Don Vito

>>85966522
based phil

who is this?

>>85960752
nothing. aging happens to everyone. literally one of the most natural and inevitable things out there. low energy shitpost 0/10

>>85966334
yeah man, but he is a weirdo just because, not because of the drugs n shit

Dude are you reading my energy levels ooooo you know im a crazy mo fo

>>85966679
true, and like most weird people, it's a bad idea to do a bunch of drugs. because they usually go from quirky and fun to some combination of dark, annoying, unintelligible, creepy, and just flat out insane. weird people should go easy on the drugs

>>85965943
I am glad that Steve-o turned things around. I bought his DVD years ago, and actually found it more disturbing than funny.

>>85967055
Steve-o burned both his arms very badly a while back. Fire angels in his livingroom or something.

I know Knoxville can never pie normally ever again and uses a catheter.

>>85967055
>I bought his DVD years ago, and actually found it more disturbing than funny.

Yeah i saw all the three "dont try this at home" and some moments were just, i mean, steve-O probably was the only one on the crew needing someone to hold it back than push it further. Man he almost set a girl on fire!

>>85960752
Is Cersei really going to marry him?

Ham margera

>>85967193
I thought Knoxville's shredded urethra was a temporary thing?

He's actually doing fine these days.

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2017/03/13/return-bam-margera/

>>85960752
Phil dyed his beard?

>>85967764
It's pretty cringe to read a 37 year old still talking like that

>>85966666
Devils Quints confirm

>>85967764
good for him!

>>85962329
This

>>85966666
I didn't read your post but dam

Dem dubz

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Bam Margerine

>Bam Margera isn't gay
>Shoves a golden dildo in Jackass #2

What did he mean by this

>>85963181
Age ya fucking shitard

>>85968826
>assplay means you're gay

Look at this faggot lol

>>85969039
Ironically this Tbh

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>>85960752
>tfw when just ended a dry spell with a nice tanned and way younger cutey gril
>tfw I prob look like a less fat, brown Margera

Being JUSTed sometimes has it's moments

https://youtu.be/tV91jKN0C-Q

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>Every Jackass thread
>No love for Dave England

He did the most disgusting stunts.

>>85969363
Him and Knoxville were always my favorites

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>It's a Johnny Knoxville saying to Bam: "Are you crying?" -episode

>>85969363
>>85969712
Bam was the best
Danger Ehren was the worst

just noticed every Jackass movie is on netflix and instantly watched the first. gonna do the rest too (+ every bonus movie). these are so comfy boys.

>>85962123
i didn't know he was friends with Alan Rickman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy3ILNNwsD4

remember this

>>85962123
His friend was a fucking Asshole, driving a Porsche 911 GT 3 while having an alcohol level of 1,96.
Moron smashed right into a tree and killed himself and his buddy Zachary Hartwell, sitting right next to him.
No remorse for such an idiot.

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MWAHAAAAAAAAAH MY FRIENDS havealwaysdied inacarccidentlastyear. thereisa skatePARK downtown, inSPIRED. bythatsamedouchebag, so Don Vitó

>>85966448
I want to see pictures of her being younger. I guess they would be like the real Life version of family guy with a hot mom and a fat father.
And Bam is already turning into Chris.

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I'M GONNA BUILD HIM A SKATEPARK

>>85960752
GERALT!

When is Earth Rocker coming out?

>The Switcharoo
>Preston Lacy doesn't fuck April.

>>85963181
lots of drugs

>>85970799
Kek

>not now Phil!

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>>85960752

He was given attention.

>>85970687
earth rocking has been postponed indefinitely due to the prioritizing of party rocking or as it is now known, pickle ricking

>>85964011
did we ever find out what any of that was supposed to mean, or even the point of the video?

>>85970063
>these are so comfy boys

PAPERCUT.AVI

>>85970063
last night a good anon streamed the first 2 movies and we watched them together, maybe tonight we'll stream the others

>>85970063
Except for 3D

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>>85962402

He's more cat than man now, fluffy and furry.

>>85960752
jews set him up

>>85971156
It was too deep for /tv/

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He got sick of the bullshit

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>>85963181
He looks like Butch now

>Pull a Rocky prank on everyone
>Get pranked yourself
>start crying like a bitch

Bam is a faggot

>>85966265
He lives in a tasteless mansion with a giant HIM symbol over it. Gotta feel sorry for him

Why doesn't he just lose weight and stop eating the garbage that's made him look bloated and sickly?

>>85973262

Why don't we all?

>>85960752
>yfw Novak outlives this idiot

>>85973323
I dunno about you but I don't look like a fat old beat up homeless guy.

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>>85960752
get it together bam

>>85973381
Ha

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>The end credits of Jackass 3D

>>85973437

Well, I don't look beat up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYZsuf-S0

>It's a let's bully Ehren episode

My best friend, Dr. Pavel, died in a football stadium four years ago. He's dead and gone. My aircraft's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a runway.You don't have be a nuclear physicist to be a plane crasher. Bane is a plane crasher.My other best friend, John Blake, is a hothead again. He's back in anger management therapy for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking unmasked men. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Masketta Man wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a big guy and probably went to a wreckage. He has a big mouth.I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.Flight plan's a bitch motherfuc-

>>85973457
HIM is shit, but Valo has aged somewhat gracefully

>>85973893
Kino Tbh

>>85974009
>That scene where Ehren starts a fight against Bam

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMiNY17AIA

bam was so hot

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>>85964386

>>85960752
Alcohol.

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>>85964011
>paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH
always fucking lose it at that part in the video

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>>85970262

>>85964011
kek

cky is trash but dico had the best prank calls ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j310R_TCv8Q

his mtv money allowed him to be a raging alcoholic and a sex fiend. I'm surprised he's not worse off than he is tbf. maybe ryan dunns death and having novak as a constant model of what not to do keeps him from going full supernova.

>>85962123
So, many people have lost friends. Most don't become raging asshole alcoholics.

>>85976163
>become
he was always an alcoholic, so was dunn.

https://youtu.be/P1itLwC4DWY?t=6m37s
>how do you guys decide who does the stunts? Is there a pecking order?

>Yeah...there is. There's uh...there's the cast of Jackass...and then there's Danger Ehren

kek

>>85974113
Bam owned him

>>85960752
With all the amazing drugs and the amount of money these guys have i always wonder why they end up doing the shittiest drugs like Alcohol and, like Steve-O, fucking compressed air snippets.

>>85975990
Kinda funny

>>85976370
jesus christ why they all hated ehren?

>>85976478
idk why but he was always the punching bag of the group

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poor guy...

>>85975990
https://youtu.be/vYhtiQ8iYF8

>>85970026
>tfw my last name is Ehren

>>85978549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdgHKMO31U

poor bastard

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>>85978789
>that music

>>85966522
Then you are literally a pussy

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>>85962819
That can't be recent, he's started skating again and is getting back in shape

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2017/03/13/return-bam-margera/

>>85976473
oh you mean like DUDE WEED and DUDE MOLLY?

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>>85979998
whew lad

>>85966522
what?

>>85980324

>tfw you physically transform into your uncool fat father
>tfw you're 40+
>tfw you still try to dress like you're 20 and 3 sizes smaller than you really are

>>85981988
>40+

Eh's just 36 or 37

>>85982566
you're not ever allowed to wear jeans and 2 shirts once you're over the age of 30

>>85983045
Make me stop dude

>>85983745
I was being facetious because that guy said he's "trying to hip" when he's just wearing normal casual clothes

>>85981988
>3 sizes smaller
those clothes are baggy as fuck, what

So, no jackass streaming today?

WASTED AND WOUNDED

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Will he be ok guys?

CKY was pure Kazaa Kino

WHAT WILL BAM MARGERA DO NEXT?

>>85987624
die?

>>85962819
Pretty sure that's Turtle

the fact that jackass is still talked about 7 years after the last movie was made is a testament to how badass all those guys were

>>85980324
It isn't, that is from the show Family Therapy. Bam was still bloated from alcohol abuse and was not yet sober. He had not even begun thinking about sobering up.

>>85987624
Build a skatepark

Bam is an evil person

>>85962002
The earth still needs rockin'
https://youtu.be/tks_6VzRjXk

I just saw Bam the other night in West Chester

>>85983745
not that guy and i know he was being sarcastic, but if you are wearing skinny jeans over the age of 30 everyone is making fun of you behind your back, including and especially the 20 year olds you are trying to impress. I won't try and stop you though, and neither will anyone else so go for it

>>85989998
Yeah how many underage girls did he fiddle?

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EL JUSTO

>>85989998
did he chit chat with you?

>>85960752
alcohol

>>85990488
skaters wear skinny jeans because it's physically easier to skate in. I'm sure he gives a rat ass about what a wagie thinks of his pants choice when he could walk in to any skate park in existence and people will be bowing to him.

>>85960752
He became an alcohol, mostly due to bad parenting.

>>85989998
are you from west chester too?

>>85990869
>walk into a skate park now
And be a fat of forgotten SACK of shit nobody either knows or gives a shit about bam.

>>85960752
alcohol.i hope he kills himself

>>85990944
This, lets make it cleare skate culture is dead and if you grown up enough in the 80s you know it's true

>>85990944
you're actually retarded if you think that. he has like a billion followers on instagram.

>>85989998
kill yourself faggot.

>>85990944
im...i mean HE is still relevant,cmon!

>>85991092
>Instagram
>ever being part of skate culture.

>>85991434
>everyone in the world not having a smart phone now
>modern skaters not using instagram and other social media sites
spoken like someone that doesn't skate or use social media sites. stupid argument, no one cares about what pants anyone wears, bye.

>>85991608
Prove it happens you cant

>>85991694
just go on instagram and search bam margera or tony hawk or eric koston or something and see their legions of fans posting on their page. instagram is great for skaters actually because you can just have someone film you doing a trick and upload it instantly.

>>85992063
Bam margera doesn't even come close to Tony hawk or Eric koston they are somebodies. Bam is a fat loser poser.

>>85992184
jesus does tony hawk still skate? he was getting old(for skating that is) 15 years ago when i used to skate. that's insane

>>85992241
He still does skate I'm not sure if he does it competitively anymore but he does do a few ollies here and there.

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>>85969363
https://youtu.be/fOWx82rVkOo

>>85978789
>put those fuckers on there

>>85993662
Koston was in a video game before Bam was.
Bam was on Mtv for throwing himself into bushes.
Bam was shit skater. Any one around the scene would choose Koston

>>85993858
>anyone around the scene would choose koston
choose koston to do what? suck his penis? I didn't know we were talking about who was a more talented skater, which there really isn't a concensus on how you define that. I wasn't creating that argument, you were trying to argue that bam margera would get laughed out of a skatepark for his fashion choices and that no one uses instagram. I get that you have some kind of personal vandetta toward the skater named bam margera but the things you're saying don't have objective merit.

>>85975990
how's dico doing? he was always my favorite member.
I saw him in a mega64 sketch a while ago.

>>85961390
Kek

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My biggest guy Bane died in a plane crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a flight plan. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Maimen is an earth rocker. My other friend Dr Pavelier is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. I'm sick of all the bullshit, sick of all the shit, I don't even go out anymore cause I hate every motherfucker and I don't care what they're up to.. 4 years I wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody. I know whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped. Thanks God Smee wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked, He would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, he has a big mouth. I live for this shit, I love it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

>>85971662
someone get on this ASAP