Say it with me /tv/ The name's Bond... James Bond.

>>85959839
Nope. And even more so now that The Dark Tower is going to tank.

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The name's Bond...

The name's ooga, ooga boogah

>>85959894
saw it today, made me sad

>>85960304
The movie sucks but so what, everyone knows he's an amazing actor. He's not the one be blamed, you don't shoot the messenger!

>>85959839
>make Bond black
>keep the white women
Just as planned

>bail bond

They already announced Craig is going to be Bond again you autistic retards.

>>85960174
Fbfp

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>terry crews is announced as the next bond
how do you react, /tv/

>>85960174
black people eternally btfo
will they recover?

Edit: THEY CANT
>last edited 2943 days ago

>>85959839
The name's Bond

Bail Bond

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>>85959839
not after dat dark tower friendo

>>85962028
Can't be suave enough. He doesn't have the look.

If such an actor existed a black or middle eastern Bond would totally work. There's literally nobody in the correct age bracket with the correct physique and look who could do it. They'd have to pull from Broadway and make someone a star.

Female Bond is out of the question. Get your own franchise roasties.

>>85959839
Well, Sony still has the rights for the Bond movies and they seem suicidal enough to do it.

>>85959839
He'll never be the lead in another major film after DT

But he can still do film

>>85960739
He had the script. He could just decline and not take part in it but he did. He made a bad choice. Bad choices are made by bad actors.

>>85959839
>sjw shit got so far out of hand they just reupped Daniel Craig so they didnt have to deal with the retarded bullshit

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>>85959839

>last film where they BLACKED a traditionally white character it got a metacritic of 35, and RT of 18%
>this will probably make the movie bomb
>implying they'd repeat the same mistake for Bond which is a successful series.

>>85965543
>>last film where they BLACKED a traditionally white character it got a metacritic of 35, and RT of 18%
The heck was that?

>>85965579

The Dark Tower. He played Roland Deschaines, who is referred to in the book as "white bread" and a "honkey" by a character in the book.

>>85965692
I thought you meant a movie before that, my bad.

>>85963234
The critics are ballwashing him like he's a victim of bad circumstance. Sadly I don't think this movie will hurt his career. He's Hollywood's only "handsome" nigger.

>there are people who unironically hate BASED COMMANDANT because he's black
>The same people never watched the Afrikino Beasts of No Nation.

>>85965753
Yes he played a fine African warlord. I want him to stay the fuck away from iconic white roles.

>>85965753
I don't think anyone actual hates him since it's just a meme, anyone with two braincells would know the idris bond meme came out of Amy Pascal's leaked Sony emails, he's never been officially or unofficially asked to be bond and denied/joked about it all the time it was brought up in interviews, but because it's such tasty bait it gets posted ALL the time, bleeding into LOL IDRIS ELBA SHOULD PLAY EVERYONE XD

So since its pretty much confirmed elba is going to be bond at some point which white bond girl would we like to see him with
Daddario x Elba would be hot as fuck

>>85959839
he looks like a bum

>>85965752
>handsome
Look at him man. He has the eyebags of a drug user who lost all his belongings in a divorce by a gold digger.

>>85965891
he gets posted pretty frequently in /r/ladyboners though. might be upperclass white women pretending theyre totally not racist though since the rest is pretty much all white or Mediterranean

>>85965924
>pretending theyre totally not racist
Yes that is the vibe I get when people act like it's a crime to detest Roland being a giga nigga.

>>85959839
Peanut head bastard. He looks half like a stubby Indian professor I had.

>>85959839
James Bongo

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>tfw they're gonna make Jane Bond
>tfw it will bomb because 007's main appeal is the fantasy of being Bond

looking forward to her fucking multiple hairy men on the mission

>>85959839
I would like him as Bond.

But once Bond is black, (((they))) will never allow Bond to be white again.