Ready Player One is literally "Member That?: The Movie"

>>85957051
more like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>>85957051
More like Reddit Player One.


im going to watch it online and enjoy the shit out of it then come on /tv/ and shit all over it.

>>85957051
Sounds like Spielberg just wants to have fun this time around. Nothing wrong with that.

>>85957088
this. It's so exciting to live a dual personality. By day, a reddit loving normie, & by night, a cool headed channer who knows all the latest memes.

>>85957071

No. Spielberg very much wanted Who Framed Roger Rabbit to have a good story facilitate the special effects.

>no upvote button in theater
the future sucks, desu

i'm going to clap every time

>>85957131
Kek

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>>85957088
>>85957131

I'm gonna bring a gun into the theater xD

>>85957051
Doesn't the book version of IT have a lot of that too?

>It looks like this clown from that TV show
>It turns into that monster from that movie
>It turns into that other monster from that other movie
>It turns into another monster from another movie
>child orgy
>giant spiders and space turtles
>fin

>>85957247
Is that a requirement in America?

>>85957286
The "No Singles Policy" isn't enforced as long as you conceal carry.

>>85957263
The movie monsters It transformed into made sense since those were the horror movie monsters of the 50's and thats what they were afraid of, mainly Richie who was generally the one to give It a form when It attacked the group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il_asp-0lq4

>>85957051
This clip never stops being relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRhWvF0YHc

I read the book. It's gonna be a bad movie. The source material is atrocious.

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I have this weird gut feeling that this is going to be a huge flop
When the first trailer dropped I saw so many people shit talking the book on places where you'd expect it to be dick sucking it like crazy, such as twitter and tumblr
Even saw reposts of that terrible page that listed all that 80's shit the main character went through that gets posted here constantly, and you'd see almost the same exact reactions you'd see here

Feel like its way too late for the movie to ride on that wave of popularity the book had
Its going to get shit on, hard

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>>85957051
>unironically using memes

>>85957051
The book was pretty fucking abysmal, and full of nostalgic bullshit references that made zero sense. It's only going to be worse on the silver screen. Looks like Ready Player One will be joining The Emoji Movie on the short list of films that have "achieved" a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>85957051
I've said it a million times, Spielberg is a hack who heavily relies on nostalgia >>85957088
This. For the reddit crowd.

>>85957788
>spielberg flick
>0%
"no"
Crystal Skull has fucking a 77%

>>85957071
Redy Player One : Roger Rabbit :: fidget spinner : Rubik's cube

>>85958674
This. They're both equally worthless, but one was created a long time before the other.

>>85957904
You only think Crystal Skull sucks because you've been told it does, just like with the prequel trilogy.

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>>85957904
Though this may be his worst reviewed film yet.

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>>85957699
>places where you'd expect it to be dick sucking it like crazy, such as twitter and tumblr


do you live in bizzaro world?

Twitter and tunblr are the HQs of SJWs. they are shitting on the movie already (and the book) because they both glorify true gamer/nerd culture.
to the SJWs they hate it because
>the MC is not a transfluidnongender person of color
>the entire cast is not made up of women/LGBTQYONFDOIUW
>the movie references 80s nerd culture meaning shit that mostly men will understand

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>>85958897
>surface level normie shit
>true gamer/nerd culture.

>>85958897
>>the entire cast is not made up of women/LGBTQYONFDOIUW
What are you talking about, the MC's only friends are a sassy fat bisexual black gamer girl, and a shy introverted also fat white gamer girl.

>>85957051
believing what some sperg on twit says

>>85957051
>/tv/
I HATE surface level pop-cultural references, especailly in movies like this, where they have taken on a life unto their own as signifiers
>/tv/ sees someone post the george constanza
kek dude. just... kek.

>/tv/ hates another movie because /tv/
>/tv/ hugboxes about how shit it will be
>everyone gives their opinion on how it could be done better
>no one does a fucking thing to make a better movie
>the /tv/ hugbox continues.

>>85957131
I'm fully aware this is ironic, but please stop posting regardless.

>>85958795
I personally don't think Crystal Skull sucks.
But the general consensus among "the people" is that it's an abysmal travesty...and yet it has a 77% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Same thing'll happen with Ready Player One because Spielberg is directing. He's critic-proof. Even The Terminal has a 61%

Oh so it's basically just like Family Guy

>>85959450
a lot of /tv/ is just reddit tier SJW noise.

>>85957286
No, most theatets supply you now if you're chosen as the designated shooter.

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>>85958897
>true gamer/nerd culture.

>>85957121
>fun

theres that buzzword again

>tfw your entire motivation for watching movies and anime and playing games and reading books is to be in on the memes and pop culture references on this site and secretly you don't enjoy doing any of it, in fact you hate it so much that watching another shitty tarcovsky movie is literally physically painful but you need to be able to retort the guy telling you you're wrong

reddit player one

>>85957824
And if you'd been talking about Lucas, you'd have been right a million times.

>>85957051
If the theatre isn't silent during my solo viewing of this film, I will not hesitate to lodge a complaint and seek a refund AND a free ticket.

So yeah. Go ahead, Spielberg. Encourage the audience to disrupt my experience. I'll get not only a refund but also a free ticket if ANYONE says a peep.

>>85957051
Can't wait for the download to come out so I don't give them any fucking money.

>>85960067
>Doing something you hate to be "in" with a a an online clique of anonymous strangers.

Wow, you're a fucking loser.

>>85960293
shut up I understand more than you will ever know.

>>85957088
no, youre going to like it and shill it constantly on /tv/ and when everyone tells you to fuck off you'll pretend that they all secretly like it too.

>>85957051

isn't there some weird kiddie rape shit in the books?

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for shame /tv/

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>>85960067
i know this feel

>>85961026
sauce?

>>85957051
ManChild pandering (i.e Nostahlgiah) was a mistake.

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>>85961489
are you serious?

>>85961651
no.
thanks for the (you), though ;)

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>>85961651
you could have just told him boku no pico but no, you're baka as fuck like always

>>85957131
please let this be bait

>>85957131
lel, same here

>>85961755
>baka
more like tonchiki

I hope the cameos are more than just seeing harley or gandalf for a second or two.

>>85957051
People whop who were in their early teens in early 80ties are now fucking 50
People who were in their twenties are are 60 and older

I fucking hate 80ties nostalgia, the thing this entire book revolves around.
Unless they swap most references for really basic shit or for modern one kids wont get it, and if they change the period the game is based on why even bother?

>>85957263
Ye, its probably worst part about it.
It makes sense early on when they try to solve the puzzles and riddles, it blends well with the story

But comes off as obnoxious pandering when that part of story is over. Final chapters are just god fuck awful, its just an endless string of references to better creations.

>>85960293
>Doing something you hate to be "in" with a a an online clique of anonymous strangers.
welcome to living in a society

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>>85957051
THINGS I KNOW

WOWEE I CONSUMED POPULAR MEDIA AND GET THAT REFERENCE CAN'T WAIT TO POST ABOUT THIS ON REDDIT HA HA MY WIFE'S SON LOVES THE IRON GIANT

>>85963003
>80ties
Eightyties

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>Spielberg making meme films

What's happening

>>85960067
>tarcovsky

Kys

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>>85957051
PRICKLE
PRICK


PRICKLE
PRICK

>>85959622
Wow, shit taste and you don't understand how Rotten Tomatoes works. I guess I'm not surprised

>>85957131
go away [s4s]

Just when you thought Spielberg couldn't make a movie more Jewish than Schindler's List

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>>85957131

>>85965109
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501825171595.webm

>>85963139
I KNOW WHAT THAT ISSSSSS

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You sure it wasn't "I know that, here's my money"

>>85957051
Ready Player One is "Member That?: The Book" so it works. if you enjoyed the book you'll enjoy the movie, it's not exactly a Solaris.

>>85963003
The Goldberg's is still on the air and it's just one big joke about the 80s

>>85965978
I want to go see this movie and yell that out every time they reference something. Maybe I should get a recording so I don't become mute.

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