I got the scoop

>>85953779
why a fucking tree?

>>85953779
Does Anakin show up?

>>85953779
how bad will it suck?

>>85953819

The tree is a vessel of the force that is a remnant of the Jedi temple on coruscant. Luke uses it to communicate to spirits of the living force, whom can either appear as orbs or as metaphysical beings.

Does Phasma remove her helmet?
Does Hux die?

>>85953779
If i scroll to the toll for the trolls soul, will i get thats boy's hole?

>>85953879
does this retcon midi-chlorians?

>>85953863

Yes, however in a short moment after Rey defeats a monster attacking the Porgs on Ach-To, the monster dissolves into a depiction of Anakin, half Jedi half Sith cyborg

You ain't got shit.

Go away Sloth fag.

>>85953779
Scoop deez nuts

>>85953959

You gotta pay the toll to get in.

who is snoke?

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>>85953989
this literally sounds worse than the prequels

>>85953879
>The tree is a vessel of the force that is a remnant of the Jedi temple on coruscant
Wrong.
Lie.
It's already proven that the tree was the origin point of the force, where it was first detected by humans. And this place later became the spot of the first Jedi temple.

How much does it Take from Empire Strikes Back?

How retarded is this movie going to be? Serious

>>85953959

No, however it does add a new layer of mysteriousness to the force. Midi chlorians are not mentioned by name in this film afaik, and Disney is trying to retain the magic, as well as patch the issues of the Jedi philosophy in this film

What is a jedi?

>>85954082
Fake

>>85954042
nah OP is right one of the canon comics talks about the trees from Coruscant

>>85954132
Nope. Wrong again. That was the Poe Dameron comic. You're just twisting facts to fit your LARPing.

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>>85953779

Did DV ever find spare parts to his 1979 Toyota Carolla?

>>85954031

Hoo boy.

Remember when Anakin says to padme "You remind me of an Angel?"

Well, it turns out these are a race of highly beautiful beings who exist in the Star Wars universe, and Snoke used to be one of them as well as Force sensitive.

However, the dark side corrupted him and he withdrew to deep space until the time was right. He used the dark side to observe everything happening in order to groom his own path to immortality: The Chosen Ones grandson.

How big is Disney's shill budget this time?

>>85954159
it was Luke confronting some Imperials about the trees, and they were being kept in some kind of force field, post a screen cap if you can find it

>>85954046

It definitely maintains the "twist" progression that Empire had, but for the most part redefines and carries it's own original story.

>>85954031
Gallius Rax

>Opening of the film
>Finn is recuperating in a medial stasis pod.
>The Resistance is hiding out on a distant planet.
>The First Order shows up
>Big AT-AT battle as the rest of the Resistance flees the base.
>Finn is awoken from his slumber by Rose Tico, a technician on the hidden rebel base.
>Rose has a relative named Paige, who is a pilot for the Resistance.
>Poe, Finn and Rose flee the base together.
>Meanwhile Rey is training with Luke.
>He tells her the origin of the Jedi.
>Luke reveals that the Jedi originally viewed the force as a whole.
>Luke teaches her the way to balance the force.
>He has both "light side and dark side clothing."

>>85954242
What is the Last Jedi twist? Be as specific as possible

>>85954159

There was one gifted to the Damerons, but there was more than one tree. Luke uses this as a communication tool, and the guardians of the while utilize it too.

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>>85954301
>>He has both "light side"

>>85954305
>The First Order shows up
with fucking what?
Their planet got blown up, it's not like they're the Empire with a starfleet of thousands and the resources to do shit like the Empire did

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>>85954301
>And "dark side" clothing.

>>85953779
>I got the scoop
Okay, but how many scoops does Rey get?

>>85953989
Aaaaand ya blew it

>>85954301
>>85954340
>>85954358
Folks I'm the guy writing this stuff. I'm about to reveal the biggest spoiler in this movie, so if you don't want it ruined for you GTFO now.

>>85954265

Rax is dead, faggot. Snoke is not heavily touched on in this film.

>>85954301

Don't listen to this guy.

>>85954159
Actually, it was the shattered empire comic you fucking retard

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>>85954394
Will Op be a faggot?!Find out on this exciting Episode!

>>85954394

>Meanwhile Kylo Ren is brought before Snoke
>He is tasked with finding and killing Skywalker and capturing Rey
>Rey continues to train with Luke. There is a scene where Yoda's spirit appears. This is very much like the scene in ESB where Obi-Wan's spirit appeared to Yoda and Luke
>Spirit Yoda actually helps train Rey.
>We learn the truth about Rey's parents
>We learn she wasn't abandoned on Jakku but hidden there to keep her from being found by LUKE. Her mother did not want her in the Jedi order.
>Her mother was Luke's wife.

...
>

>>85953976
no they actually made midi clorines into tiny fairies

>>85954394

The whole film they drop hints about Luke being Rey's father but it turns out actually it's Han and Leia. Kylo is Luke's son, but he gave him away to H&L at birth because he sensed the force in him and didn't want him to become a Jedi

Kylo and Ren were raised together but Luke used the Force to wipe their memories after the massacre of all his Jedi students

>>85954499
Do we learn anything more about Luke's wife?

>>85954187
but isnt he dressed like a genie?

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>>85954432
I'm not OP

>>85954499
>In another part of the Galaxy Rose Tico and Finn arrive on Canto Bight, a casino themed planetoid resort for the mega rich.
>Up arrival the pair makes friends with Admiral Holdo, played by Laura Dern.
>With the help of a mysterious man in black they find Snoke's hidden secret lair.
>They group falls into a trap. Holdo has betrayed them.
>Snoke flees the planet and returns to his ship
>Finn and Rose escape their captors and follow Snoke back to his ship.
>They infiltrate the ship wearing stolen First Order Uniforms.

...

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>>85954616
One thing I forgot to mention

>There is a big speeder vehicle chase scene involving Finn and Rose and the law enforcement of Canto Bight

>>85954499

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Here's the real deal.

Rey is not anyone's daughter. Rey is an incarnation of the living force that continues on as the force becomes unbalanced.

Rey's people are a clan called Toribota, who are like a sect of the Church of the Force. They discovered Rey's abilities at a young age and devoted a philosophy to her, called The Call of The First Light, which extends the original prophecy as mentioned in the prequels.

Luke had knowledge of a supposed prophesized one, but failed to continue his search once Been turned rogue. Rey sees the massacre of her people in TFA, before she is evacuated off her home planet of Isne Naha onto Jakku.

>>85954679
None of this is true. Extensive larping.

>>85954708

Cap it, fucker

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>>85954616

>Finn and Rose are captured on board Snoke's capital ship.
>Back on Ach-To Rey senses that her friends are in danger. Against the wishes of Luke, she stop's her training to go and rescue them
>There is a scene where Luke's original X-wing is lifted out of the ocean.
>This is when Kylo Ren arrives
>He duels with Luke and Rey. Defeats Luke and captures Rey
>Rey is brought before Snoke
>Rey and Kylo team up against Snoke's elite Praetorian Guards
>Rey defeats three of them single handedly.
....

>>85954679
>prequels
Nice try fucko Disney would never acknowledge or reference them in a movie

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>>85954836
>>There is a scene where Luke's original X-wing is lifted out of the ocean

>>85954853
they already did by bringing back Jimmy Smitts as Bail Organa in Rogue One

Some other cool moments:

>KOR ambush Luke and Rey on ACH TO and Luke uses the Force to absolutely devastate the knights before turning his attention to Kylo. Kylo is about to swing into Luke when Luke yells "R2" and the green Saber shoots out of R2's compartment a la ROTJ.

>Chewie adopts a bunch of Porgs on the island in memoriam for his son.

>Roses sister dies.

>Ewan, Christensen, Liam, and Frank's voices all in this one.

>>85954855
>Luke's original X-wing
How did it get there from Bespin?

>>85954836
>>He duels with Luke and Rey. Defeats Luke and captures Rey
are you fucking kidding me

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>>85954836
>>Rey and Kylo team up against Snoke's elite Praetorian Guards
>>Rey defeats three of them single handedly.

1977
> "For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. "

2017
>"It's time for the Jedi to end"

What did they mean by this?

>>85954973
>Rey is defeated by Praetorian Guards. She is driven into retreat aboard Snoke's massive ship, where she takes a great fall and lands in the ship's trash compactor.

...

>>85954973
afterwards she singlehandedly chomps their dicks off

>>85954836
>>Finn and Rose are captured on board Snoke's capital ship.
how many fucking times can these people get "captured" this is fuckign stupid.

>>85954926

It's not from Bespin. Luke takes what is called a "Baresh" vow after his temple is destroyed in order to grow even stronger with m the force. He is hot headed and believes he can defeat Snoke without Rey, which is essentially what the first act of the movie deals with.

>>85955033
fuck drumpf and fcuk white people!

>>85955059
>Finn and Rose are still in custody on Snoke's ship
>We now learn that so is Leia and Rose's sister.
>Leia's personal ship, the one we first saw in TFA has been captured by Snoke's ship.
>The group makes an escape attempt during all the commotion being caused by Rey
>They escape in Leia's ship

........

>>85955087
Bullshit. You're just regurgitating fan theories

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>>85955143
>Leia's ship is badly damaged in the escape.
>Finn and Rose are forced into the escape pod of the ship, which is the left hand pod of Leia's ship.
>The rest of the ship explodes, killing Leia and Rose's sister.
....

>>85955143
>leia's personal ship

Busted. That's a regular resistance ship. Source is the incredible cross sections book.

>>85955156

Nope, but it does fit together nicely with everything coming out now. You'll see.

>>85955183
>In a surprise twist of events, Kylo is the one who rescues Rey from the trash compactor.
>They flee Snoke's ship together.
>The movie ends on a cliff hanger.

Do they explain how Luke's lightsaber was recovered after falling into a pit, being sucked into a tube on the bottom of said pit, and ejected into the Bespin skies? Did someone conveniently flying underneath the city catch it? Did it get stuck somewhere on the way down?

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>>85955183
>which is the left hand pod of Leia's ship.

>>85954919
>in Memorium for Chewie's son
The one from the Christmas special?

>>85955227
>Kylo is heroic
Now I hope this is real

>>85955310

It is well known the first draft was the graflex saber instead of the map that prompts this whole thing. However, it was scraped in favor to add more depth to Maz's history.

Maz was given the saber by Leia after she is given it by Lando after Ben goes rogue. She tells her to keep it "until the time is right."

>>85955439

Ren is close to killing Rey when he is suddenly picked up and tossed across the room by Leia. She proceeds to give him a force ass whooping before he finally breaks down for killing his father in the last episode. I wont say anymore regarding Leia, but she is done justice.

>>85955475
Nice fan fic.

>>85955555

Wow, sounds terrible

>>85953779
>>85953879
>>85953989
>>85954301
>>85954499
>>85954616
>>85954836
>>85954919
>>85955143
>>85955183
>>85955227
>>85955556
I much preferred the anon who "leaked" that Luke is the bad guy manipulating everything, has a red lightsaber, and the second half of the film is like a horror movie.

>>85953779
Tell us the entirety of Kylo's character arc.

>>85953779
>85953779
what kind of conversations do they have backstage? is there talk about reshoots or about issues they have with specific actors? is Mark Hamill pissed at his role?

>>85954499
>Rey Skywalker
Dropped.

i have a personal question for you rather than objective. How stupid do you think grey jedis are that they can basically have all the powers of the dark side without any sacrifice? why would you need dark side at all?

>>85954367
underrated