>Saturday night Why are you here?

>>85950909
https://youtu.be/zXwfYniTKsc

I'm here for you.

>>85951211
Thanks big guy

>>85950909
For you.

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>>85950909

For you.

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cant sleep

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Because I'm CIA.

Actually because I have no friends and no money for the bar.

went and seen the dark tower with my dad earlier today. When's the last time you guys did anything with your folks?

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I'm always here.

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Answer him!

>>85950909
>ywn have a big smooth muscly bf
it hurts, lads

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>Friday/Saturday night /tv/ threads went from fun waifuposting to /r9k/ rejects posting their normie problems

what went wrong bros?

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>>85951630
>>85951630
watched this with my dad last sunday
not kino but okay movie, kinda boring

>>85951691
I was asking you

>>85951768
The /got/ generals, they're comfy.

>>85950909

Just to suffer

Real life is boring

>>85950909
Saw Metallica last night. Just want to sit back and sip beers tonight.

>>85951979
How much money did you waste cuck ?

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Split a fifth of vodka win a friend. He's trying to install a printer but his mixtape is printing someone else in the apartment complex. Send help. Also should I play bf1 or injustice 2 online?

>>85951752
Normies that started flooding /pol/ because of the elections now infest the whole board.

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>>85951979

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>>85950909
To post about the upcoming gherkino of course

>>85950909
3am I just got home

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>>85950909
Because I'm queer

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>>85952060
Replying to myself be causing none else will. Friend just yelled death girl lyrics at his printer . We found more vodka

>>85952295
What kind of vodka?

>>85951979
How much were tickets ?

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>>85950909
>He knows what day it is

>>85951979
Last cd is fucking killer.

>>85952295
Hi I'll talk with you. i'm also drinking vodka and lagunitas IPA, kinda back and forth

i dont understand the mixtape thing, but I'm going to shoot my printer tomorrow in a field, fucking epson piece of shit

>>85952345
"Frost" was $10 for a fifth after tax

>>85952530
nice. never heard of it, but seagrams makes a decent vodka you can pick up for 10/fifth

>>85952295
I'm literally counting the minutes until summer is over

>>85952077
*website

I'm about to watch Silence after which I am going to play some Neptunia. Feels nice being an ascended kinosseur.

Because i dont feel like going to Manhattan for a birthday party for some girl i barely know

because I don't have any friends. I haven't hung out with anyone in over a year and I don't see that changing anytime soon. rip. at least I have movies for comfort...

>>85952822
Why not get to know her or meet new people who she's friends with. Why not meet up with me, anon. It'll be an adventure! I'm in Manhattan (UWS) with nothing to do

>>85952944
Because i dont feel like going to Manhattan.

>>85953008
What shitty "basically the city" part of the world do you live?

>>85953064
Brooklyn.

>>85953008
Give me the birthday slut's address and your name to drop so I can get in and take advantage of this opportunity

>>85952510
I've got some Lagunitas Brown Shugga. 9.7% ABV of fuck me up. What gun? Looking at what to buy for my first gun.
>>85952637
Love me some Seagrams!
>>85952690
Same. I want it to be fall so I can watch nature die. Fuck allergies

>>85952464
this

Can't a person stay home without getting the third degree? Gah

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>>85953341
Friends still fighting with that printer btw

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nothing else to do

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>>85950909
mmm nootka

It hurts to live.

>>85950909

woke up an hour ago, still recovering from last night

>>85953341
Never tried that kind. Will try it if I come across it tho. Why do you want to buy a gun? That will determine the best gun to buy :)

If it's just to have fun, I suggest a pistol or revolver. .22 is cheap to shoot, 9mm is fun in your hand. Shotguns are fun, you can practice shooting clay pigeons. rifles are fun to shoot long distance, and really cool if you get a scope.

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>>85953692
Do me a favor and never buy this vodka please. It's bad. Because it's my god given right as an American. What do you think of the keltech sub 2k? Rifle length with a 9mm so more ranges are open to me.

Burping every time I take a shot. Playing some Injustice 2 online, best friend still battling the new printer

>>85950909
I'm at work... trying to decide on a film to fall asleep to when I get home.

>>85953670
What happened?

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Because I have nothing to do with my pathetic life.

>>85950909

I just got off work. The semester ended yesterday and I have three weeks off to do nothing but watch movies and work my halfway decent part time job.

Might play foxhole with /vg/ in a bit, though.

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>>85953458
also I'll post more miitopia pics if anyone cares

>>85954468
Joe?

>>85954825
Nope, my name is Timo.

>>85954286
Ok I won't.

I think you will have a very fun time with the keltech sub 2k. =D 9mm is still preddy inexpensive to shoot

>>85954468
>8.1%
noice

>>85955051
I used to get so much shit for buying these

>>85955082
your parents, gf?

because I have no friends and I'm tired of going to bars alone like a loser

>>85955346
Same. That is why I, Timo, are getting drunk and shitposting here and thinking about playing Russian Roulette with my S&W 5906.

>>85955397
post pic of your gun.

>>85955472
Standard police issue 5906 9mm. It has too many identifying marks to block out for me to be assed to censor and post it.

>>85955122
"""friend"""

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>dropped out of high school
>no job
>no friends
>no car
>still live at home
>never go outside
>all i want in life is a gf
>am ugly
>am fat
>nothing to offer a woman

someone just put a bullet in my brain already

>>85955646
Shitposting is the path to enlightenment

>>85950909
I just got off of work.

Listened to some melodic punk today on the radio, played videogame online (pes2017), drunk and listening to reviewbrah podcast now.

>>85955646
You will become a roaming gay philosopher, this is your fortune

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I need to know who could pull off the adaptation.

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>>85951979
>tfw seeing them next week

Because /tv/ is the only thing lighting up my night shift

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>>85950909

An agent falls in love with a terrorist.

Unable to confess, he is gifted three extra terrorists at no charge. Never minding who they work for, he immediately calls it in, and is overjoyed at the opportunity to enact his flight plan.

But, while on the flight, when he decides to interrogate the terrorists, they provide no information. After some further interrogation, he finds out that one of the terrorists disapproves of the idea of shooting a man prior to throwing him off the aircraft. In fact, that man is Bane. Bane is the agent's political counterpart, who has fallen in love with a nuclear physicist, who too is blissfully unaware of having provided no valuable information to the agent.

Hijinks ensue as the agent tries to physically remove Bane's respirator, in an extremely painful way, in order to prevent the terrorists being equipped with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of Gotham. While Batman chases pussy, DRAMA ensues as the agent and Bane begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

>>85952359
$180 for floor

>>85956082
Bring some diposable earplugs.

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>>85956238
FINDS

>>85954468
Oh shit, I know this feel. Fuckin hell bro. I want some whisky but you can't buy it this late in my state so I'm debating going to the bar by myself, hahahah.. haha

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>>85956238

Bane falls in love with a CIA Agent.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the agent's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

He engages in banter with the government official when asked what happens if he takes off his mask. He says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then he answers, "FOR YOU."

Spurned by his lover, Bane investigates and finds out that the small guy he called is not the same person he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the CIA man's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

>>85956238

Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

>>85950909
visiting my folks and nothing to do

>>85950909
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I never understood, Why the jocks get the fly girls and me I get the hood rats

>>85956620
3 50ml shots of Yukon Jack came out to $3.25 in my town but the county increased in liquor so they're now $3.54. JUST

>>85956714
How late can you buy liquor there? The laws are ridiculously restrictive here

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>>85956238

>>85956238
woah kino right???

>>85956789
Midnight.

>>85956714
county increased the liquor tax*

>>85956860
I'm jealous, bet you can buy it at gas stations and grocery stores too.

>>85956953
I (Timo) can buy until 2 AM, but live in the only county in the State where gas stations can't sell booze.

Luckily, I live 4 houses from a 7-Eleven where the Steels Reserve is $2.85 for two Tall Boys.

>>85956953
Yup, it's cheaper in the other counties too. New Mexico.

>>85956983
>Luckily, I live 4 houses from a 7-Eleven where the Steels Reserve is $2.85 for two Tall Boys.
That's some next level shit

>>85957466
$1.86 individually, somehow $2.85 for two. Used to be $3.16 for two until 3 months ago.

I've never seen booze go down in price.

Gotta post some pickle rick memes

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>>85950909

>>85950909
It's Saturday already? Oh, fuck me.
>>85951624
>not just getting some a couple bottles of bottom-of-the-bottom-of-the-shelf vodka and going on a four day bender
fucking normies

>>85957771
Seriously, you could find the money for that gutrot by picking up quarters on the street. Top tier alcoholism advice.

STOP POSTING ABOUT ALCOHOL I'm trying to lose weight and can't drink and this thread is positively triggering

To answer your question OP, it's because I can't drink away the social anxiety that's preventing me from asking my friends from what they're doing, and I have an embarrassing beer gut destroying my confidence

>>85957993
Embrace the beer gut, plenty of good looking girls have fallen for the teddy bear meme

>>85957993
Drink vodka or kossu. 0 calories.

>>85956238
>>85956599
>>85956646


BANE FINDS AWAY

>>85958898
That's a Big Assumption.

I'm /nawlins/ and my neighborhood flooded.
No, I'm not kidding.

Because i worked today from 5:30 in the morning until 3 and then went home took a nap just woke up

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because I'm a fucking loser!

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>>85959406
You too?

>>85959406
>>85959453
Me three, and I'm not even PICKLE RICK!

>>85959128

For who?

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>>85950909
>brother and his friends are smoking and drinking downstairs
>i'm chatting with one of his friends
>friend tells me i should go too the bar with them later
> hear my brother around the corner telling him no

>>85959621

your brothers friend wants the D

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>>85959535
>UU
>U
>U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

>>85959669

This shit is old now.

I miss the old days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0

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>got invited out to meet all my friends from college downtown for some get together
>said yes
>2 hours later looking for something to wear I looked at myself in the mirror, psyched myself out about the whole thing, and texted my friend some excuse that I can't make it
>watched some movie I'll never remember in a year anyways
I'm trying to improve myself but I'm worried by the time I feel confident enough my friends will have given up on me already.

I wish /tv/ still had streams where we watched movies together

Some high school friends invited me to hang out and I lied and said my car needed an oil change and I couldn't make it out lol. I haven't hung out with anyone in so long, I'm afraid I'll make a fool of myself somehow.

>>85959854
I watched a /tv/ stream of the holy mountain years ago, I feel you

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It's 3:20 am here in Mexico and I'm watching batman while my brother is out drinking alcohol and fucking bitches I would give a lot for not having discovered the internet it only left me a smell fetish videogames addiction porn addiction nigger hating even tough I've never seen any Blacks in my life.


Modern times are fucked up