Ok, we gotta move on. We're running out of show.

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>>85940051
>complains about Jim and Sam "stealing" his morning show
>after he gets fired, they replay Jim and Sam in his afternoon timeslot

>Hey hold on--
>Hold on--
>H--
>Alright hang on guys we gotta go to the phones for this one.

>>85940051
So Artie Lang is going to be Ants new co-host?

>>85940185
Opie is

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>>85940401

>>85940401
yeah no.

>>85940185
Yep. I give it three months before one of them is dead or in prison.

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>>85940185

>>85940051
Just a reminder, Opie did literally nothing wrong.

>ant's a drug addict tranny fucker
>jimmy is an unhappy fuck hosting a glorfied wrestling podcast

>some people on /tv/ defend opie and call anyone who hates him a redditor
>everything falls through for opie
>he has no fans and not prospects
Must have just been some redditors. I mean, he's clearly a talented guy with a huge fanbase. I heard 26 whole people tuned in to hear him with Brother Wease.

>>85941372
That's 4 more than watch Ant's podcast live.

>>85941372
All of them by themselves aren't very entertaining

>>85941372
This anon is right. In retrospect, Ant being fired was the best thing to happen for his career. He's now got his own Carola-esque "pirate ship." Meanwhile Opie is doing nothing, no prospects, while bored out of his mind waiting for someone to call. Even one of Jim's tweets called him out, "Maybe it's you."

>>85941569
>Meanwhile Jimmy is doing nothing, no prospects, while bored out of his mind waiting for someone to call.

Wonder when that Comedy career will take off for Jimmy?

>>85942034

You mean the guy who had the best received comedy special on Netflix other than Norm MacDonald so far this year you fucking retard? Literally kill yourself Opie you unfunny fucking B-Cup having mongoloid.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Jim has a radio show and is a well established stand up comedian. His career is awesome.

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>>85942125
At least Jimmy still has a radio show.

>>85942165
Meant for >>85942034. It's hard typing on this phone from this Chuck E. Cheese bathroom.

Hold on before you guys continue with the hilarious banter that I have no part in lets go to find out what Steve from Bayshore has to fucking say.

>>85942125

>best received comedy special on Netflix other than Norm MacDonal

I like Jim, but he's stand up is mediocre

>>85942231

I agree, but his recent special was really good.

>>85942125
relax jimmy

>>85942125
>netflix comedy special

Like Jen Kirkman, Ali Wong, Patton Oswalt, and Chelsea Peretti?

>>85942360
>Names four of the biggest draws in standup
>Thinks he's making a point

No offense but you're dumber than Rich Vos' dentist.

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>>85942214
>from this Chuck E. Cheese bathroom
That's actually hilarious. You there for your kids birthday? Or are you high on something and playing skee ball all afternoon?

>>85942165
On faction talk. With Sam Roberts.

Opie would be jealous, but his 'peers' in comedy must laugh at him.

>>85942360

Yeah, and also like Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Bill Burr, and other great comedians you decided not to mention.

>>85942435
I'm here picking up chicks.

>>85942231
>this wrong
the last one was vgood anon

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>>85942507
You mean stars with hit films and TV Shows? Are you saying Jimmy Norton is on the same level and Louis CK and Dave Chappelle?

>>85940185
Is that true? holy shit

>>85942577

>Moving the goalposts

What the fuck is the point you are trying to make you moron?

>>85940185
>Artie Lange
Is he doing the show from his hospital room?

>>85942577
How does that make Jim having a Netflix special any better or worse?

>>85942034

Norton is doing fine. If anything he's become a bit too complacent because he's boring as shit now. He only sparks to life under the guise of Chipperson.

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>>85942624
>Wonder when that Comedy career will take off for Jimmy?

I am sure the 300 people on the reddit amnd the truckers maintain decent numbers for Sirius. Hell, Opie was only fired for spying on Roland and Ant for twitter posts.

>>85942668
How much did he get paid for it?

>>85942709
>Has a special on Netflix
>HURR WHEN DAT COMEDY CAREER GONNA TAKE OFF?!

He's right, you're a moron.

>>85942698
When is the cartoon coming out?

>>85942709

Just stop, your point got destroyed in one post and you're trying to move the goalposts and it's not working.

>>85942766

He got paid in tranny jizz but to him that's like getting paid in gold bars.

>>85942789
Having a Netflix Comedy special is fine. He's been on Starz and HBO too.

Where's the Films? The TV shows? Hell, Jim Fucking Jeffereies has a Comedy Central show.

>faction talk

Jim Norton is a failed comic.

>>85942842
Will you be talking about this on Monday, Jim?

>>85942869
>Jim Norton is a failed comic

By what metric you fucking moron? He's easily in the top 1% of standups as far as earnings and getting work. Take Opie's dick out of your mouth for a minute and actually think about what you are posting.

>>85942917

Simply epic, Ope. ;^)

>>85940051
>hold on, hold on, hold on we got a caller.

>>85942993
How is he top 1% of standup? That makes literally no fuckling sense. He's the guy from Opie and Anthony still and always will be.

Maybe his Chip Cartoon will come out some day. What happened to it? Maybe when it comes out he will be a big name like Aziz and Kevin Hart - you know who are comics to his caliber.

Fucking Jimmy lurking on a 4chan.

>>85942869
>Jim Norton is a failed comic.
Why do you think they call him the worm?

The worm has turned. Patrice, Voss, Louis all called him a worm because of the type of person he is. He is selfish and he does shit for himself, it is so evident that Jimmy claims it himself. Thats just who he is, never happy with one thing, doing multiple non standup related things under the label of comedian.

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEmDsHtOXY and the part two pretty much breaks it down and proves that they were all a bunch of mooks but Opie was the worst of them, Ant explains how much of a out of touch moron Opie was with his 'viral' nonsense and 'big radio star' shtick which died out 5 or 6 years before they were on XM and also Ant wanting to do Podcasts as a way forward was continuously blocked by Opie's cuntish behaviour and his nonsense
>"I've been doing Radio since I was 18 MAAAN"

Opie is the central reason for most drama, everyone else kinda knew how easy of a job it was.

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>>85943047
>it actually might be Scott and Todd

>>85943140
>How is he top 1% of standup?

You've been given numerous examples ITT. They don't give HBO and Netflix specials to people outside of the top 1%. Do you even have any idea how many standups there are out there? Have you ever been to a comedy club? Have you ever left the fucking house for that matter? Holy shit you are stupid.

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>>85943176
Leave it alone. Seriously.

>>85943176
This has nothing to do with Opie or Anthony. It has to do with Jim Norton posting on 4chan trying to make himself sound like he's a top 1% comic for having a Netflix Special and Radio Show on Sirius Faction Talk.

>>85943246

See >>85943226 then murder yourself for being so goddamn dumb.

>>85943226
>amy schumer is on the same level as Jim Norton

discuss

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>>85943246

Those things do make him in the top percentile of standups you mouth breather.

>>85943285
>he's been on neflix and the Jason Ellis show
>look out Jerry Seinfeld

Jimmy should be this funny on his morning zoo show with Jake the Snake Roberts.

>>85943320
She a "failed comedian" because she hurt your feelings too?

>>85943341
Trevor Noah is just doing the Daily Show until Opie's old slot is clear for him.

Even if Jim is in the top 25% of comedians he's still not a failed comedian. What you posted was dumb as shit and you should stop posting.

>>85943238
Nah man you gotta say it multiple times, be mysterious and claim that Ant said some shit about you because you 'found out' even though its all bullshit.

>>85943246
It has everything to do with O&A, without whom Jim would be a nobody, that was the platform from which he became semi-famous.

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>>85943394
>says he's not Jimmy Norton on 4chan
>defends Amy Schumer as a comedian

>>85943459
No, Jim Norton is on the same level as Joe Rogan, what with the millions of subs and youtube subscribers.

>>85943495
His career was only relevant when he was third mic to Opie and Anthony. His few movie roles peaked then.

Now he's on a glorified UFC podcast - but not as successful as Joe Rogan.

>Time to interrupt this great exchange between Ant, Jimmy and guests to go to some chucklefuck on Long Island calling in with some shitty joke

>>85943684
>>Time to interrupt this great exchange between Ant, Jimmy and guests to go to some chucklefuck on Long Island calling in with some shitty joke
Why doesn't Jim and Ant host a show together?

>>85943341
yep him Hasan Minhaj, Chingo BLing, Joe Mande all top percentile

>>85943784
Jim Norton is a comedy God. Think of all the young comics who cite him as an influence to imitate toward a successful career.

>>85943672
Agreed

>>85943834
Amy Schumer and TJ Miller?

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>>85943907
Has Big Amy ever 'parallel thought' about one of Norton's jokes?

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Who /realassdude/ here?

>>85944071

his enthusiasm is infectious, like a puppy dog

>>85941154
Reminder Opie never did anything funny

>>85942034
All Jimmy wanted was a comfortable radio gig and he got it

>>85942607
Not confirmed, but they've done a couple of shows together and Ant's stated that they have a deal with someone.

Fun fact - he almost got Anthony Weiner. They had dinner, talked everything out, everything was going well between them until Weiner's picture with his kid came out. Anthony Weiner is too toxic for Anthony Cumia.

>>85942869
By your reckoning Patrice was a failed comic because he didn't turn into an Uncle Tom like Chris Rock told him to

>>85944560
That would have been funny as fuck.

From US Congressman to co-host to a degenerate nutjob.

>>85942869
>Jim Jefferies
>not following the predictable career paths of young comedians

Now he's doing well, but Jefferies will last a couple years until the new hotness comes out. And then he'll be another "has been" like every comedian that doesn't get a Tonight Show gig.

Television shows are meaningless.

>>85944580
I think that's by Patrice's own reckoning too, isn't it? It's not about being an Uncle Tom, it's about being unworkable like Patrice was.

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>>85944742

>>85944822
He was also really good friends with Anthony Cumia so had he survived a few more years, he would have faced criticism for being an Uncle Tom.

You are right that he was unworkable. He'd turn down major offers for fairly minor reasons. He once roasted Comedy Central execs in a meeting for putting Mind of Mencia on the air.

>>85945375
I'm glad he did. Mind of Mencia was an unfunny piece of shit.

>>85945180
I loved peoples reactions after that

They wanted to applaud him for telling any right winger, let alone Pierce Morgan, "Fuck You"

But at the same time he came off as a petulant child screaming obscenities.

>>85944580
Basically. No one outside O and A fans know who he was.

>>85943320
Everyone in this thread has heard of both of them.

You heard of Tegan Higgenbottham? No? That's cuz she's part of the other 99%

>>85943684
>irrelevant nonsense
>let's go to the phones
https://youtu.be/xSp-bhJRRxA?t=32m54s

>>85945446
Jimmy would kill to be on a show with Mencia.

>>85945751
Until he died.

Then he became a legend. And now he's becoming #woke. I'd love to see these people's reactions to Patrice talking about women instead of him talking about being black.

>>85943495
Without O&A Patrice would've just been some unknown nigga who hosted Web Junk 20

>>85945766
I believe Amy admitted her career took off quickly because people just wanted a female comic. Clubs have trouble booking them.

I mean, she's done good for herself, but there's no way she's not in the process of fizzling out hard.

>>85943498
>making fun of you grasping at straws = defending a shitty comedian

>>85944822
That's what I meant sorry.

That Patrice made decisions which kept him smaller than he could've been had he "sold out". Instead he did his own thing and was just starting to make it big his own way thanks to the Charlie Sheen roast but then died too soon

>>85945866
>Clubs have trouble booking them.
Maybe because they like having customers?

>>85945866

that and Anthony Jeselnik was writing her material

>>85946310
What's he doing these days? I liked his comedy. I even liked his quickly canceled show.

>>85946361
He had a solid special on Netflix a while back

>>85946215
If it was her, and I do believe it was, she said she was really pushed by the club owners just for being a woman.

Of course, she gets famous and all of the sudden she's a victim of sexism.

>>85946393
I loved it, but it was like two years ago.

>>85942698
Probably the only way he could work around his contract with SiriousXM to do shows with Ant, when they let him back in the building last week to do the Jim and Sam show it was best radio since Ant was fired.

Opie never added anything to the show, which is even more apparent now that people are editting opie out of old radio shows and putting them on youtube.

Don't bad mouth Opie, don't forget he worked for the mob that one time.

>>85940051
Opie gets a lot of shit but I'm actually grateful he made Ant move on when he would be just making movie references for 10 minutes straight

>>85942556
Oh, Uncle Paul...

>>85947235
Best character

>>85941154
He rode on the talent of better men for his entire career.
He snagged Anthony because of one bit, which was one more than he could do.

>>85941154
That doesnt account for Opie having hiw own station with his own show and threw it all away.

If it were Jim and Ant who did stupid shit behind the scenes, pissed of the suits then shouldnt he be employed at Sirius still?
They cut him the second they had an excuse to.

>>85946857
That WAS the show though.It had become a show of spontaneity where comedians came in and made people laugh. If making movie references for an hour straight was gaining momentum and was funny, then let it be. Its hard to make bits out of random news clips, so when they actually did get rolling, let it fucking roll instead of moving on.

And its not like Ope had a good sense of timing, knowing when the bit was done. He prematurely killed bits routinely.

>>85947271
Ted Sheckler was Jimmy's best character. Too bad it killed his voice.

Jimmy's worse character of course being The Worm, it's unfortunate that that's all he does now. Podacast aside.

Jimmy's back and forth on saying "fuck Jason Ellis" the other day was hilarious. "If it wasn't a joke, then fuck you Jason! But maybe it was just a joke." Christ Jimmy.

>>85947738
I also have a soft spot for Regular Joe.

>>85947738
>Jason Ellis getting triggered by Nick DiPaolo
I've never really listened to him, but fuck him. What was Jim upset with him for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahrcH8OeCSc

>>85947854
Listen to the Ellis on O&A compilation
Dude is a complete fag who was molested by his dad, he molested his own brother, and now considers himself bi. He was letting George Takai fondle his junk on Howard Sterns show.

>>85947854
I don't follow it too closely because none of them are even good at fucking drama anymore. But what I heard Ellis posted a video to twitter about how Jim never liked him and I'm guessing he's still bitching about time slots and Jim went back and forth between trashing him for having a fake personality and saying Ellis might just be joking in which case they're cool

I don't wanna be one of these "everything sucks" guys, but god do they suck.

>>85946078

"i work with medium/low level jews"

>looks at his ceiling fan and thinks about them taking it away

>>85948014
I remember Sam was saying something about Ellis wanted the 10:00 hour, and Sam saying no because a lot of guests aren't available until then.

>>85948014
My guess is that Ellis found this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYyUAsRDN8

The crux of jim the worms argument was "i disliked you back then, but we made up and I like you now"
Ellis hasnt changed a bit since the old appearances. Jim still hates him, as he should. Ellis knows this

>>85948097
Annoyed Ant is hilarious

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>>85943188

Who /scarsclub/ here????

https://redbarradio.net/live

>>85945783
Whose the hole in the bottom right?

>>85949753
The one episode I watched of his show, he just regurgitated things from the opie and anthony subreddit

>>85940185
never was an opie and anthony guy even, but I wouldn't wish artie on my worst enemy. stern has improved like 200% since that fat retard left
>BORGATA
>BROADS
>YANKEES
>JACK AND COKE
he's an incredibly mediocre stand up too, he's honestly just a massive fraud

>>85950342
Like this thread!

>>85950365
>stern has improved like 200% since that fat retard left

How do you let 3rd mic control the show?
Howie is a hack

>>85950696
Is there any difference between Howie and Opie?

>>85950788
One has a job, the other has to take his waiter friend on a 12 hour road trip to get on a zoo radio show

>>85950846
They're both rich as fuck, tho.

Opie legit has the most cash of the three, though not as much as Howard. Jimmy never made much from anything he did except maybe Leo, and Ant spent half his prime salary of divorce and who knows how much on his podcast.

>>85950915
>They're both rich as fuck, tho.

Your self worth is more than money. Look at any nignog who made millions playing in the NFL but never won a championship. Look at rich folks who off themselves.

Fuck you money doesnt mean shit when you live a shell of a life where you have burnt every bridge you ever had while having no skills. Rock and a hard place.
At least Howard became a slut for hanging out with A list celebrities, reinventing himself as hollywood fodder.

Its much more bleak looking for the Destroyer

>>85951122
If the money was right, Ant would work with Opie again.

You know this is true.

>>85951169
Ant hates Opie
The only place where they could make the "right" amount of money fired both of them.

It may be true, but its practically impossible.

>>85951274
And Opie hates Ant.

No one said you have to like each other. Hell, look at Mythbusters.

>>85950915
Didn't Ant say Opie saved like a motherfucker after there second firing, assuming they would be fired again and permanently. He was right. Opie lived in an apartment for decades, while Ant lived in a mansion so of course Opie is in a better position financially, but desperation is the mother of creation. Ant created Compound media so he could stay in his big house. Opie doesn't have many comedian or entertainer friends so it's unlikely that he could start his own 'thing.'

Not that Compound media is huge, but at least it has Gavin, East Side Dave, and Ant.

>>85951412
Mythbusters isnt a good comparison
Being together doing improv every weekday for 20 years vs doing a scripted television show.
Also both Adam and Jaimee are talented in their own right.

>No one said you have to like each other

Well, kind of. Ant is the talent, Opie literally just "steered the ship" poorly.
Ant owns the studio and the network, Opie had to pay people to show up and fake laugh on his show.

Its never going to happen because the two became incompatible over a decade ago.

>>85940140
the only reason he did this was because he'd get insecure when the funny guys were riffing for extended periods of time and he had nothing funny to add because he has no talent

>>85944560
how would that have worked? Aside from being a degenerate, Weiner is a smart dude who could sink anthonys wacko conspiracy politics in a second

>>85945819
oh shut up he is not