watching him shout at retards is seriously comfy kino

THE SCALLOPS ARE FUCKING RAW

>oh fuck off yeah?

why does he say yeah

>>85929571
Except when it was tweedle dee and tweedle dumbfuck. Who actually seemed like they were retarded.

>>85929638
it's a brit thing you wouldn't understand lad

>>85929714
Which episode was that?

>friendly reminder that there is an actual episode where he gets mad that the ice cream is frozen

>>85929571
Met the guy at one of his resteraunts a while back, genuinely one of the nicest people around and I would make love to him while he complains that my lamb isn't cooked enough

>>85929605
You
>>85929638
You
>>85929714
You
>>85929716
And you

GET >>>/OUT/!

>>85929745
how else do you keep it from turning liquid

comfy is just codeword for boring 2bh

>>85929837
*be retard who tries to square up to big boy Gordon in Kitchen*

n-no you get out

is this the only show that plays on sharia controlled british telly?

>>85929729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTZrIY216Ew

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>it's an attractive waiter/owner eyefucks ramsay episode

GOOD TO SEE YOU DARLING

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>>85929883
this and ready steady cook

Surrogate father alphamale for a generation of betas raised by liberal limp wrists

>>85930126

THIS

My father is a Marine. You have no idea how brutal it is having a supreme alpha barking at you all day. And now that he figured out how to use Facetime he berates me using that ... daily

>>85929571
reminder that kitchen nightmares UK is much more comfy and you can see people experience real development

lel that's fucking awesome, he just wants you to stop being a bitch bro. Next time he facetimes you yell "I AIN'T NO BITCH, CHEF!" and get real close to the camera so he feels like you're in his face. Alpha as fuck.

>>85929847

Bloody hell.

>>85930015
He loves calling the bitches darling, seriously smooth

>What's this?
>I'ts ice-cream
>And you serve this from frozen?
>Yes...
>Fucking Christ

>>85930207
>he still talks to daddy daily.
Dude, I have a great relationship with my dad, but grow the fuck up.

>>85930431
how else do you keep it from turning liquid

>>85930511

Not sure if you read that properly but he's the one who calls me. Do you think I want to be yelled at constantly?

>>85930431
>What's this?
>It's a chair Chef Ramsey.
>Right, and does the Chef make them fresh?
>Errr, no we buy them in.
>You buy in all your furniture? Fuck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y

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>it's a Gordon convinces the hotel owner by bringing all the guests in to tell him the hotel is shit episode

>>85929883
Don't forget Doctor Whore

>>85929837
A (You), a fucking (You)? Jesus fucking christ

>>85930606

Very funny.

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>>85930691
>it's a Gordon convinces the hotel owner by showing him the cumstains on the mattresses episode

>>85929571
>ah fuck ME
>you fucking Donkey
>just FUCK OFF

Never change Gordy boy

>>85930606
>God, it's so dry...
>T-that's a napkin, chef.
>Did you make this?
>Y-you're not supposed to eat it...
>I asked you a question. Did you make this?
>No chef.
>Fuck me.

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>>85931009
Kek'd hard

Most men that have good dads take it for granted that theyre way more likely to be successful. They point to rare, special cases of rags to riches and incorrectly imply this is a logical challenge to the idea that father figures are not essential when they are for most normal guys.

Every time I meet a smug, successful guy, they act like it was all them, that theyre just so awesome and have such strong direction and drive all on their own, not realizing they were bred from a young age with inherent physical and psychological advantages. You wouldnt be who you are without your dad making you who you are, you downplay how ludicrously important it is so you can insult people that didnt have good dads growing up like its not a huge handicap.

t. random rant in response to posts ITT

>>85931081
Your mom is a whore, we get it bro.

>>85931081
Ok

>>85931081
t. Unbased black man

>>85929878
YOU

C'MERE

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>>85931314
>when Gordon kicks the owner out of his own resteraunt

Kekek

>>85931400
GORDON DID'T KICK HIM OUT HE WALKED OUT PLAY THE TAPE BACK AND YOU'LL SEE HE ALSO TOLD HIM HE'S SHIT AND ONLY HAS RESTAURANTS BECAUSE HE HAS A TEAM OF CHEFS PLAY THE TAPE BACK AND YOU'LL SEE

>>85931481
It may seem that way, buster, but watch back and you'll see that Gordy lad practically forced him to leave through the constant repetitions of 'FUCK ME'

That man has power

>>85931481
Yeah I know but that's what he was saying to some random customer outside after he got wreked by gordo. Also he took them all to court after because he said gordon stole some of his steaks and a fucking pan

>>85931651
throwback to the time the nigger kitchen he went to tried to accuse him of planting a rat he found at the front door

Remember when that black dude was just stealing food and Gordon caught him?

That was a good one.

>>85930207
>You have no idea how brutal it is having a supreme alpha barking at you all day

>being so devoid of authority that you have to shout at a child

Great parenting

i know the show is played up for television but why do the owners call in ramsey to help him, then argue when he explains what is going wrong with the restaurant

>>85929571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmDCmZM45k
>guy drops chicken on the fucking floor and puts it on to serve IN FRONT OF GORDO

I think retards is an apt description tbqh

anyone remember the cringy beta kid from a hotel hell who shouts "gordon no come back" when he pretends he's done with the place? jesus he pissed me off. Same episode that kid an some other staff bring up how the poor mad old lady owner had diarrhea once and tried to hide it because she was embarrassed. cunts

>>85929571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_01tjBwAE
Holy fuck could you imagine being a chef and having Ramsay explode at you in the kitchen? Stuff of nightmares

>>85929571
What's the consensus on him lads? Cunt or /ourguy/?

>>85932142
*KITCHEN* nightmares

>>85931837
That was just embarrassing. Seeing them all talk amongst themselves about the rat problem, then lie to Gordon and accuse him of planting it a minute later was something else.
>that moment when the boyfriend quickly grabs the girlfriend owner and tells her he lied about the rat and that she should lie too

>>85932012
Has a friend ever asked you for advice or feedback on something then rejected it? There you go.

>>85932142
Keep in mind, during that scene the AC was dead so it was like 110°F in the kitchen. Heat ramps up tensions under stress dramatically.

>>85929571
It's fake as hell's kitchen.

>CMERE YOU
>FUCK OFF

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>Ywn marry the qt waitress from Amy's Baking Company

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>>85934507
>tfw couldn't protect that smile

>>85930555
>calls other limp wristed faggots
>can't say "no dad I'm busy I'll call (You)"
t.raised by shouty, perfectionist dad like Ramsay (not a chef, different field)

>>85934844
no the other little thicc one

The UK version is way more comfy than the US one. There's no dramatic music and no intentional staging to make the restaurants look bad; it's just Gordon dealing with real life situations. I was surprised that several episodes have places where the food is actually good. Still can't find an episode of the US version where it doesn't follow the
>Gordon shows up
>Gordon tries the food and hates it
>Gordon yells at the chef for sucking ass
>Gordon has a shouting match with the owner
>Gordon has a heart to heart with the employees while somber piano music plays
>Gordon renovates the place
>Everyone loves Gordon now
forumla

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>>85934507
>>85934844
>>85934987
>you will never be served food that is literally out of this world

>>85935079
all ramsay is comfykino

>>85934507
>>85934844
>Pierced lip
>Too stupid to get a real job not working for maniacs
>Average as fuck

Hard pass on marrying that. Hard yes on a one night stand.

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>>85929571

>comfy kino

why do i still see your cancer thread?

>>85935220
>blocking "kino"
> on /tv/
how are those 2 threads a day?

>>85935257

can u just help me so i dont have to deal with this again

>>85929571
>kino
This is like a sign that shows that you're a retard.

>>85935434
The fact that you can't understand board culture, a 4chan concept nearly a decade and a half years old, is like a sign that shows that you're a retard.

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>>85935515

#this is not board culture, this is a trashy meme on "damn daniel" level, spouted by a bunch of mentally deprived retards with no real opinion or worthwhile things to say.

not all memes are good memes.

>>85935515

>Reddit as fuck LE KINO bullshit that started being posted her by you redditfugees about a year ago
>"board culture"

Pick one you fucking mongoloid.

>>85935220
>/v/
Go back and stay there.

>>85929883
id you miss the Naked Attraction thread last night where we had a naked gay guy choosing one of six other naked gay guys to go on a date with based on their cocks?

>>85936532

Suck my balls, you pale tiny dicked pimplefaced "kino" spamming virgin fuckboi.

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>its a Gordon lets amateur home cooks cook in a 5* hotel episode
why does he do it?

>>85936666
Video games are for children.

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>>85936801
Hell's Kitchen is for men.

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>>85936801
>>85936801

>*spends 4h a day spamming hurr muh kino on tv as opposed to meaningful discussion and actually good memes*
>"v-vidya are for kids anon..!"

>>85936986
>my childish hobbies are a better waste of time than yours
Grow up.

>>85930126
My dad was a deadbeat alcoholic construction worker turned chef, so seeing Gordon is like a successful father simulator for me.
RIP in peace dad

>>85930653
WUT ARE YEW DOING???

Kitchen Nightmares UK > Hell's Kitchen US > Hotel Hell > Hell's Kitchen UK > Kitchen Nightmares US

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what did she mean by this

>>85937405
>not liking kino

Boiling Point > >>85937405

>>85937154

>my waste of time is superior to yours

Thats exactly what you said at the beginning, you fucking retard.
Kill yourself.

>>85935155
t. Permavirgin

>>85938635
>making excuses for his no life childish hobbies
Grow up.

>>85939496

>making excuses for his no life childish "kino, tv???" hobby

Grow up.

>>85939633
>trying to defend his childish hobby
>resorts to mimicking like a child
>tears streaming down his face
>redditspacing
Grow up.

>>85937445
wtf is sara's problem?

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>>85929571
Boiling point was the ultimate comfy gordon-kino desu but I love kitchen nightmares for the qt waitresses

>>85940117
Can anyone top her?

>>85940117

Boiling Point 2 was boring shit-tier but watching Gordon at work in BP1 is just great. Even though the camera's are there it's probably pretty close to how he runs the kitchen normally.

>>85939836

>trying to defend his childish hobby
>resorts to mimicking like a monkey
>has cancer in his ass

Grow up.

>>85941253
>backed into a corner
>resorts to grade school insults
>still mimicking like a child
>audibly choking
>face red and dripping
Grow up.

>>85941640

ur retarded

grow up

>>85942375
Go to bed, child.

>>85937445
>>85940002
she a cute

>>85940002
>D E V I L I S H

>>85932065
Lisa is hella fine

>>85929837
Kek

>>85937445
Some people want to watch the world burn

>>85942658

ur retarded

grow up u pale "kino" spamming skeletorcancer permavirgin

>>85943837
You'll learn to spell in school soon, child.

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>>85943912

ur only purpose in life right now is f5ing this thread to try and verbally "beat" me. how sad

dont u have better stuff to do? like spam "is this kino tv?" everywhere? sad kid

>pic related, its you

>>85944246
children stop

>>85930555
>but he's the one who calls me.
Don't answer. Problem solved.

>Do you think I want to be yelled at constantly?
Apparently you do, since you don't take control of your situation.
He abuses you via AN APP! Think about that for a moment kiddo.

>>85929714
What are some other episodes where the owners are actually alright guys?

>>85944246
>lost composure and grasp of the English language
>accusing others of doing what he's doing
>posts a picture of himself
Grow up.

>>85932087
I think I remember that. Was the owner lady basically sleeping in her office with a bookshelf separating the bed area from the office area?

>>85932142
Gordon's got balls the size of planetoids!

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>that episode where gordon planted a rat in the doorway and got called out for it

>>85940002
Too cute.

What about when chef Marco berated a young Ramsay and he broke down crying.

>>85931081
100% this

>>85949424
the 80s were a strange time, how exactly did ramsay surpass marco? I hear marco was as famous as ramsay was and in the 80s too

Tried making this today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9biIOtEYeHc
Turned out well, tastes pretty good with a lot of lime too.

>>85937405
Hell's Kitchen is just too good. The whole hazing aspect makes me feel nostalgic and good.

>>85950186
The show is awesome, and Ramsay should be /ourguy/. His Youtube videos are solid cooking, love his persona, and I ate at his Chelsea restaurant and it was fucking awesome. Put simply. he's not just a meme - he seriously knows what he is talking about, knows good food, AND has charismatic flair

>>85950141
I did his duck breast and fish and chips and both were fucking awesome. Fish and chips was so good it is now a Sunday tradition pre-GOTs with my friends.

>>85950492
He's honestly the person that made me actually put effort into cooking. I've made some pretty decent stuff but honestly the more complicated the things are the more I find that I don't really like it for one reason. I like the art involved, and it's overall very fun, but as I'm constantly tasting to make sure everything is right when it finally comes time to put the food on my plate I find that I'm not hungry.

>>85950492
Hey Ramsey how's it going?

>>85949052
>>85931837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ewQo6y6Qk

>>85950657
I just watched that one a few days ago. I realize quite a bit of the show is scripted, but there are times when I wonder just how much. If he pays waitresses to say that he is attractive on tv to stroke his own ego, or if he purposefully makes owners/managers act like cunts so his rehabilitation makes the transition more dramatic.

Seriously though, where IS the lamb SAUCE?

>>85950761
Fuck off, normie

This man produces top tier television kino. Plus you have 5 minute recipe clips to take a break from the shows, and gordonposting for memeing. It is a perfect combination, and it gets even better after you learn and employ all of his mannerisms.

>Calling bitches darling
>"Right, big boy, cmere"
>Mimicking and learning gordon's confidence through watching him talk

>>85950573
Yeah, I got an instant pot (great investment) and started seriously getting into cooking afterwards.Got right into Gordon's stuff and I LOVE the fact that his recipes on Youtube are fucking simple. It's really the right equipment and knowing timing. Take a look at his duck breast recipe. That couldn't be simpler, and it SERIOUSLY is awesome.

>>85950979
I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

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>>85950657
>You gotta take some responsibility for something man. How is he going to help us if everybody keeps bullshitting the man

>>85950657
>gordon stumbling on his words when accused
he actually did it, didn't he?

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>>85950761

>>85951148
There are times I also think he lies about how bad the food is.

>What's wrong with it
>Are you serious?!
>Yes what's wrong with it
>It's bland
>That's it?
>Fuck me
I realize it's a legitimate criticism, but come on. He says it for every dish thrown his way.

>>85951246
Yeah or when he can't find anything else to criticize
>wow look at this awful decor
Even though it looks perfectly fine. Then they update it to look a generic hipster joint.

>>85930126
>it's another /pol/tard inserts politics into a completely unrelated topic episode
boring lol

>>85951405
Sounds like you're inserting your own insecurities.

This series is not comfy to anybody in a blue collar job who has ever been chewed out by an immediate superior.

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>>85951470

>>85951470
I have/am and I still really enjoy it. There are times when I sympathize though with the employees. To see your supervisor come round once in the entire day, see one mistake in eight hours worth of labor, and chew your ass out makes you feel pretty shitty.

>>85929571
The british versions of his shows are better.

>>85951470
If you've ever been a supervisor you'd understand.

>>85951470
>watch episode
hmm gordon seems like a dick
>watch episode years later after getting a job as a cook
hmm gordon actually isn't a bad guy