"No....I came back to stop you"

>>85918772
>If I pull that off, would you die?

>>85918772
>It would be extremely painful

Only a master of evil, Bane

>>85918772
"No... I came back to kick your ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

>>85918772
"No, I came back to add you to its foundation."

>>85918772
Shoulda been
>You came to die with your city

>no I came back to save it

Nolan is a hack

>>85918772
"No... I came back for you."

"all I'm here for is you"

"This city doesn't have my permission to die"

>>85918926
This would've been great
>>85918923
This is so simple and straightforward, I have no idea why they couldn't have just gone iwth this instead.

No, I came back to stop Drumpf

>>85918772
I came back...
Yes?
For you

>>85918772
"you had me at "so""

>>85918772
Saying nothing would have been fine. Or "I came back to save it".

The weirdest part about the scene isn't even the line, it's the delivery.

It's a flat, wide shot where you see their legs and arms hanging at his side, in the daylight. It's really strange. Really sticks out in the movie.

>>85918946
Fucking underrated

>>85918923
>You came to die with your city
>no I came back for you

>No... CIA was a good friend

"No!"

>>85919220
This could work if it was played seriously.

>So you came back to die with your city?
>. . . *leap punch*

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>IM BATMAAAAAAAN
Did anyone else chuckle? Why wouldn't Nolan just have Gotham give him that name?

>you're a big guy

>>85918772
"Bane, it's time to stop your evil and foolish ways, It's time for a mask off."

*They begin to fight as Mask Off™ by Future starts playing"

>>85918772
What would Iron Man have said instead?

they're not my city

>"I never left"

There should have been no words. Only violence.

>So you came back to die with your city?
>yes

would have been perfect cause he actually "dies"

>>85918926
No, I came back.... FOR YOU!

Anyone disappointed that Batman didn't beat Bane to death and was killed by le gurl power?

you merely adopted this city, I was born in it, molded by it

"Die in a ditch you nigger darth vader wannabe"

'What'd you say? I didnt hear you."

>>85919315

Catwoman did nothing of worth the entire other than looking dumb and the stupid shit you just mentioned.

>>85918946

this is unironically pretty great

"How about a dance off bro?"

>>85918923
>>85918926
>>85918946
These

>>85919315
>killed by le gurl power?
He actually got killed by the power of high explosive 30mm shells (that batman gave her)

>Bane.. easy on the darkness

>>85918772

"Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moon Light?"

>>85918772
>So you came back to die with your city?

>No. (starts fighting)

There. Keeps the bluntness without sounding retarded.

>>85918946
Jesus Christ. This.