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Are they the good guys?
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GoT is like life. Good guys like us are few and far between.
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>>85908629
>Are they the good goys?
They pay their debnts, what do you think?
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>>85908656
This. Based GoT with its grit and realism is just like real life.
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>>85908629
Reminder that Jaime is /our/ boy
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Lannisters: Assad
Dany: US

better to have some stability
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>>85908629
>Are they the good guys?
no, its the crazy bitch on a dragon roasting people alive, and her rapist savage horde
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>>85908730
uhhh, she's a woman, how could she be in the wrong??
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Jamie did nothing wrong.

Is /tv/ really going to pretend like they wouldn't get some hot sister's pussy if given the chance?
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>>85908629
Wasn't Jamie in the enthralls of character development in earlier books/seasons? What happened?
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>>85908788
>could have had LITERALLY any girl in the world
>fucks his sister and ONLY his sister
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>>85908799
His character development is that he eventually leaves and betrays his twin sister because she's crazy.
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>>85908829
she was hot as fuck, at least according to the books
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>>85908829
Credit where it's due, their kids didn't turn out too bad.
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>>85908900
except Joffrey
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this season needs more Bronn
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they are the good guys
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>>85908915
he was a spoiled brat but not mentally ill
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All you need to know about the Lannisters, is that Tyrion is the smart one, and Tyrion chose to follow Daenerys.
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What did Bran say to Littlefinger? I rewinded like 5 times and couldn't make it out
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>>85908946
>yfw "big dick" Bronn 1v1'd a dragon
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>>85908915
>>85908977
^this

They're batting 2/3 on decent kids. That's like Stark level.
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>>85908829
that sister was the hottest princess in the whole seven kingdoms to be fair, Robert is such a faggot
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>>85908679

>grit and realism
>arya fight scene
>teleporting ships and armies
>sand snek little girl killing a huge man with a dagger and one stab
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>>85908999
He is a traitor to his own people.

>switching to the side of the invaders cause your cunt sister is mean to you
>meanwhile you sit there and watch as your brother, who is one of the few people who was nice to you almost gets roasted alive by the very dragon your invader queen brought
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>>85908629
>Aryan army trying to destroy every house that isn't theirs, fear mongering about foreign invaders, massively in debt, and denying the existence of a threat to the whole human race.
Only if you're a /pol/cuck
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>>85909073
>cause your cunt sister is mean to you
They were about to execute him...
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>>85909008

He said "Tripfaggots are cancer."
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I don't know if they're the good guys but the other teams are so retarded I'm rooting for them anyway
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>>85908999
>is that Tyrion is the smart one,
>we need to attack Casterly Rock
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>>85908977
He was mentally ill. He tortured animals and whores for pleasure and jerked off to emotional suffering of his courtgirls. If he won the war and remained in power, he'd be a nightmare to the entire realm.
That's all without even discussing how utterly incapable he was to make even slightly smart decisions. There isn't even a single good quality about soem characters. Ramsay, Joff and Gregor Clegane are completely irredeemable
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>>85908999
>Tyrion chose to follow Daenerys.

he didn't really have much of a choice
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>>85908999
>Tyrion is the smart one
You mean he likes to pretend he's smart, because he has nothing else going for him. He's not half as clever as he thinks he is.
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>>85908999
>All you need to know about the Lannisters, is that Tyrion is the smart one, and Tyrion chose to follow Daenerys.
>Jaime literally outsmarts all Tyrion's plans on invasion
>Tyrion: Lannister's soldiers fights because of fear
>each battle Lannister's army outnumbered by Danny's forces
>yet still they fight fearless to the death even against fucking dragon
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>>85908665
Kek
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Name 1 (one) thing Cersei did wrong?
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>>85909883
didn't have more kids with her brother
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>>85909968
This. The importance of a strong family lineage can't be underestimated.
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>>85909883
>killed Jon Arryn
>killed Lady
>killed Robert
>let Joffrey kill Ned
>didn't kill Joffrey
>blew up the Sept of Baelor
>used up all the wildfire (could have killed a lot of undead with that)
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>>85909642
still makes him twice as clever as you ;)
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>>85908730
>rapist savage horde
#notalldotharki
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>>85909883
>>85910357
>Lysa Arryn killed Jon
>Ned Stark Killed Lady
>Ilyn Payne/Joffrey Killed Ned
>It's her son
>Yea that was fucked
>She wasn't aware of the undead.

1/7
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>asking if the fuckers who organized Red Wedding and put an insane inbred little shit on the Iron Throne are the good guys

Not a chance in hell.
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I can't really identify the good guys as people that are vastly incompetent in making decisions that will benefit them in the long run.
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>>85910813
Oh yeah I forgot it was Lysa who actually killed Jon Arryn. You've got me on that one
>Ned Stark Killed Lady
By the order of Robert who only gave the order because Cersei wanted it.
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>>85910850
>asking if the fuckers who organized
Neither Jaime nor Bronn did that. Neither did Ceresi.
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>>85911020
That's true, it was Tywin's persuasion and the Frey's need to show good faith to the crown and become Rulers of the Riverland.
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>>85910850
>who organized Red Wedding
> IMAO I AM DA KANG IN DA NORF!
> IMAO FUCK MY PROMISES TO THE FREYS< I WILL BANG THE BIGGEST ASS IN THE WESTEROS< BECAUSE I AM KANG!
> OH SHIT SAVE ME MOTHER!
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>>85908629
Stannis was the only good guy
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>>85911342
>burned his daughter on a stake
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>>85911621
>Being a showfag
Shameful
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>>85911736
>being in denial

Sad!
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>>85909050
>arya fight scene
No comment.
>teleporting ships and armies
The Iron Fleet is massive at one thousand ships. It wouldn't be much of a stretch for Euron to have split them into two distinct groups, one on the west coast of Westeros, and one on the east. Same thing with his flagship, Silence. Get two of them constructed, Dany's alliance destroys one, oops the Lord Reaper of Pyke is in a different ship.
>sand snek little girl killing a huge man with a dagger and one stab
It doesn't take much to kill someone.
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Maybe, maybe not. But Jaime Lannister has got the biggest balls in all of Westeros.
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>>85911736
>being a showfag

you're on a board called "television and film"

go read books somewhere else, fgt
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>>85908629

I hate him because he's Chad. And I fucking hate Chads.

So no, he's not my guy.
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>>85909050
And just like in real life there are people who can't recognize obvious sarcasm.
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/ourguys/
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When are they going to tag team Cersei?
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>>85908629
Now they're the fried guys
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>>85913278
i hate them too but /ourguy/ (pic related) was executed so whos left? only chads like jaime and euron or nice guy chads like jon or stacy sluts like dany.
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>>85913240
He and Bronn
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>>85909008
Chaos is a ladder
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>>85908829
In the books she was supposed to be pretty much as hot as a girl could possibly be.
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>>85909008
Chaos is a laddah, as Littlefinger said to Varys except Bran pronounced it normally.
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>>85908629
>Are they the good guys?
The whole show is racist KKK Nazi trash.
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>>85913127
>Get two of them constructed, Dany's alliance destroys one, oops the Lord Reaper of Pyke is in a different ship.
That theory goes out the window when the screenwriter is screaming at people on twitter right now when they asked him how Euron showed up at Casterly Rock.

>YOU JUST DON'T UDNERSTAND THE PASSAGE OF TIME
>but Ben, Cersei said this is all happening within two weeks. It also doesn't make any sense that Euron would be able to pass Dragonstone 4 times and catch up to a fleet that left so much earlier-
>IT'S FANTASY YOU FUCKING NERDS GOD
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>>85908629
They represent Europeans being invaded by Merkel with her muslim hordes and dragons.
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This board could do with another two or three GoT threads.
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>>85914056
I hate niggers.
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>>85909132
>fear mongering about foreign invaders
Dothraki are literally the propagators of slavery in Game of Thrones. They're rapists and murderers who don't produce any culture, and live off of attacking innocents.
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>>85908629
>good guys
who cares
>bad guys
who cares
>/ourguy/
Subscription renewed.
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>>85908629
D&D tried to make them look like it.
Those two boneheads have to establish sides before doing something or they're lost
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>>85908629
there are no good guys. just various shades of grey.

That said jon snow is pretty aight. He just wants to save the world and settle down in peace and quiet.
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>>85908629
How can he sink to the bottom of that lake if he was just galloping on his horse on the shore?
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>>85909008
im not lord stark
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Did Drogon blow up the gold, or the food, or both, or what? Also, is Jon just going to hang around Dragonstone until episode 6?
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>>85916261
Armour
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>>85916389
There was dozens of carriages, only a couple were shown to be burned by him.

I doubt the gold got melted down, even then it's still worth something. She'll probably take what's left of the food.
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>>85916389

Jon will hang around Dragonstone just enough for Littlefinger to fuck something up in Winterfell.
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>>85915251
They're not as bad as The Iron Islanders though
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the fuck would dany do with the dothraki once she sits on the iron throne
>oh hey, i really dont need you guys anymore.
>no raping and pillaging though
>dont go kill anyone since im pretty much ruler of the world now.
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>>85916595
>>85916389
tarly whats his name said before the dothraki arrived that the last of gold made it to king's landing.

those carts were all grain. They were traveling around the reach taking every bit of grain they could find and bringing it back to kings landing. the gold moved on without them while they stayed behind.
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>>85916811
There is no way the gold cart got to kings landing that fast, literally 5 minutes later they were under attack
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>>85908629
In new Game of Thrones if you are a male you are a bad guy
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>>85916453
Yeah but he'd still be on the shore if knocked off or pushed
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>>85916852
you have to take into account they are hitting the fastfoward button given there are only 6 more episodes left in the entire series.

word had to reach dany about the reach. she then had to get her dothraki on ships, land, then have them run a good hundred miles atleast. maybe 200 miles.

the gold can make a straight shot to kings landing, while jamie's band has to travel all across the reach, taking food from every farmer, village, etc. that shit will take time.
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>>85916811
That is right. I forgot about that exchange at the beginning of the episode.
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>chaos is a ladder
>someone thought this was good writing
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>>85916930
>In the entire series
Isn't the next season the last
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>>85908629
George doesnt like having bad guy characters or good guy ones, just muddled areas in between

Even the white walkers exist in a kind of gray area as forces of destruction in tune with nature with an unclear goal
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>>85908829
Correct
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>>85916973
>White Walker's turn out to be nature's reset button when there's too many stupid cunts around and those who survive the long night are deemed worthy of living on
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>>85909073
his family literally betrayed him at the drop of a hat

the only one who stuck up for him was the only person in the whole family with some heart
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>>85909073
Are you even caught up with the show?
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>>85909883
Abused her little brother as a kid
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>>85913377
>Euron
>crossfit

So he actually IS a flaming faggot.
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>>85917036
>white walkers are the reapers
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>>85911736
>implying the show isnt reality now
George has you folks on a ride, hes now content with the show ending the story.
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>>85914056
celebrities are dumb, what a surprise
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>>85916608
>implying littlefinger isnt about to get dead
hes played out his hand now, he left himself vulnerable by aligning the vale with sansa
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>>85916754
dont they basically worship her now though?
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>>85916942
its better than anything you ever wrote
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>>85914056
>proud of the fact that hes gotten a job only because of his race
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>>85916942
You're retarded
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>>85914037
How the fuck did Bran even know about that? Shouldn't he only know shit that happened in front of a heart tree?
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>>85917123
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>be me
>goat herder in Kingslanding to sell my wears
>havin' a pint w' me mates down the olde Virgin's Cunt
"seven 'ells i fookin' 'ate that queen cersei, what a fookin' slag"
>says Bryen my normie guild-master friend
"why what she done?"
>i ask
"ooh she's a monster anon, she blew up the sept of baelor, killing a bunch of religious fanatics who beat her mercilessly and publicly humiliated her as well as took revenge on the sand people that murdered her innocent daughter"
>rest of normie friends nod their heads in agreement
"aye she's a knob 'ed but what can ye do?"
>pipes Melwyn the child fucker
"well me dear nonce friend, I'm waitin' for daenarys the daughter of the mad king to come along with her army of eunuchs and barbarian rapists to save us all from the tyranny of a distraught mother"
>whole party rises in cheers and clank flasks together
>start to think about my daughter Wylla who will most likely be raped by a dothraki or two when the good queen comes
"hang on Bryen, dun't she have some proper sick af dragons as well?"
>cried Melwyn
"Aye! Huge beasts that could easily destroy a city and avidly kills goats and burns down crops for fun"
>start to think about how my entire life will be ruined along side countless other farmers and innocent civilians buts its all worth it 'cause YASSSS QUEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAY
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>>85911736
The show will end in like 2 weeks. George RR Martin will take the book's ending to his grave because he's already content in having thought about it.
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>>85908629
Anyone got the leaked episode? Asking for a friend.
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>>85914056
So Missandei and Greyworm are not black? So black and white are the only two "races"?
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>>85918516
Go easy on him. He hasn't the mental capacity to identify with an actor that doesn't have the same monkey features he sports.
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>>85914056
>The Lord of the Rings
>A high fantasy universe heavily inspired by Western European (chiefly Germanic) mythology
>predominately white
Well color me fucking surprised. Why is it that "whitewashing" is so highly frowned upon, but shoehorning-in token minorities for the sake of diversity - or rather, so that people can pat themselves on the back toward that end - is acceptable, if not actively encouraged?

Maybe I'm the dense one here, but I can't help but feel as though hiring or casting people based on the singular merit of being born black is racist in itself. How could anybody reasonably act as if that's an accomplishment, or that it is in any way "progressive?"
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>>85913377

>I'm not going to lie. This is making me hard
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>>85908629
>Are they the good guys?

House Lannister is perceived as Bad Guys by everyone, including the Lannisters themselves.

Tyrion, Jaime and Cersei’s POV chapters all show them to be shitty people to a greater or lesser extant and other members of House Lannister are usually shown in a negative light also and even their Houses’ historical founder was a scam artist.
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>>85917036
>the white walkers are an allegory for inaction on climate change
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>>85916453
> charging into battle
> no helment
> dirt colored armor
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Who are the big guys?
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predictions on little fingers death and if he takes someone witth him
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Did this boy returned in the last episode?
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>>85914161
source
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>tfw the spear hit completly the shittiest spot
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>>85909529
he was just trying to get papa's attention
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>>85908829
he loves her
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>>85918980
That hasn't been his armor since the first half of S6.
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>>85919148
> the tv show is shit

Your point being?...
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>>85908656
>like us
I'm not a good guy anon
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>>85919148
He needs to wear something else since Tommen told him to GTFO his Kingsguard.

It's dirty because of all of the dust and ash around there.

Loras has a thing for over-the-top, ornamental armor. Lots of other characters have functional, but not very pretty armor. Brienne's black armor looks better than the one she had before.
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>>85919036
>jaime engaging full St.George mode and charging into dragon to kill a merciless invader
But no, D&D won't let him die like a knight, he needs his repentance arc and to kill his baddie sister.
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>>85917862
in the books yes
the show is fucking shit though, so what did you expect?
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>>85909529
Joffrey was mentally ill because he wanted to emulate Bobby B to the point it became an obsession. He thought of himself as a true Baratheon.
Also he was supposed to look very handsome, a little Jaime.
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>>85909529
>joffrey kills a cat and her kittens
>robert beats the absolute fuck out of him
absolute fucking Based Bobby B
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>>85919915
>Joffrey was mentally ill because he wanted to emulate Bobby B to the point it became an obsession.

Joffrey was genetically damaged because his parens were brother & sister and his grandparents were 1st cousins, and there are two earlier confirmed incidents of B&S incest in the Lannister family tree; >>85918846
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didn't dany civilize the dothraki and ban them from enslaving and raping? i mean they're totally different people now, she's literally their khaleesi.
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>>85919015
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
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>>85916972
There's no way that season 8 should be 6 episodes. That's too fucking short.

It should be 8 at the very fucking least.
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>>85920432
The Lannisters are aesthetic as fuck though.
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>>85913330
based
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So, why is Daenerys bad again?
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>>85920814

These last two shortened seasons (7 and 6 episodes) are all about keeping people subscribed to HBO for two more years.

HBO executives know D&D are incompetent hacks and incapable of writing a decent story on their own, so they need to milk GoT of thrones for as long as possible.
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>>85921091
He's right you know
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>>85920873
Literal mad queen.
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>>85911621

To save the lives of thousands of men. A noble sacrifice lesser men couldn't possibly understand
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>>85920814
HBO president has said that those 6 episodes will all be extended, some may even be 2 hours, negotiations are still ongoing though.
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>>85916389
>Did Drogon blow up the gold, or the food, or both, or what?

All of it. Blowing up the Gold and food was completely retarded because the whole reason the need Highgarden and the reach was for the food. Fuck she said it in that very episode.
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>>85911621
To save the entire world.

Meanwhile Jon murdered a child because of his ego
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>>85908665

The gold was melted anon, they will turn into greeks now and the iron bank jews will fund denaynay (turks)

just like in real life
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>>85908999
All the lannisters are just pretending to be stuff, they had a scene for this is S1.
Jamie just pretends to not give a fuck what others think of him. Tyrion just pretends to be smart.
Seriously name a scene where he was actually really smart!
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>>85921665

When he killed the whore and his father.
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Is there any reason danny didnt just take out the infantry line and leave before getting taken out by a stray arrow? It just seems retarded to stick around and destroy goods you specifically came for while leaving yourself at risk
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>>85908999
>All you need to know about the Lannisters, is that Tyrion is the KEKED one, and Tyrion chose to follow Daenerys.

ftfy
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>>85908629
>>85909177
>>85916453
>>85919036
>>85919084
>>85919551

You think Jaime's going get taken prisoner now and then eventually brought over to Daenerys's side like Tyrion was? He ends up being the one to kill Cersei? If he and Bronn just escape I swear to fucking God...
>>85921731
She's a pure Targ and therefore inbred and therefore retarded. Thank God Jon is only half Targ.
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>>85922237
:^)
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Cersei > Jaime > Varys > Tyrion > Jon >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daenerys
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>>85922451
Bad >>>> Good

You're absolutely right
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>>85913127
>It doesn't take much to kill someone

Yes it fucking does
IRL it takes a fuck load to kill a man with a knife

Quit getting your info only from movies
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>>85914161
>when the screenwriter is screaming at people on twitter right now when they asked him how Euron showed up at Casterly Rock.
Please tell me there's a source for this
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So let me get this straight.

Daenerys has just doomed the entire south to horrible starvation by burning all of the crops that were being taken to feed the poor in King's Landing. Why the fuck am I supposed to be rooting for her again?
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>>85923491
Because she is a strong woman you bigot
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>>85923491

>how dare she steal the grain that we just stole

???
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>>85919851
Where are his arms in the right picture?
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>>85923731
>steal
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>>85909883
beguiled jaime and convinced him to join the kingsguard
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>>85913127
All that time Jon sits on Dragonstone and does fuck all while
>Varys tells Dany about the outcome of the first battle
>Unsullied reach Castely Rock
>Jamie marched on Highgarden and is on his way back
>Dany leaves to attack them

And then while Dany is away, Theon arrives after being rescued.
Oh wow, either Jon spent only a few days on Dragonstone and Theon arrived just one or two days after his rescue.
OR
The fleet and troop movements and the staging takes weeks and Jon just loiters around (because time is something he can spend) while Theon is on a little cruise.
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>>85923731
>steal
>i cant read or even watch the fucking episode, but i'll defend m'lady !
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>>85924268
>(because time is something he can spend)

Actually, with Sansa in the North, is this true any more? She can handle provisioning and send a raven or whatever if the wall gets breached.

What could/should Jon be doing other than trying to win over dragon lady's army?
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>>85910357
Blew up the Vatican, the Queen, Indirectly killed the King, Raped a nun by proxy, and got off on murdering and torture women in a dungeon.
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>>85917152
>Implying HBO isn't intentionally killing off characters to save money
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>>85924489
Maybe he knows that the Night's King waits until Jon has all the dragonglass he wants.
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>>85921369
Didn't Tarly say that the gold wagons all made it to Kings Landing just before the Dothraki showed up? So the debt should be repaid, making the attack on the Lannister army only cost them soldiers and the foodstuffs that Dany burnt like the mad queen she is.
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>>85923031
Nonsense.
Serious nonsense.
If you around stabbing people with a small knife into the chest or stomach area.. off course it's gonna take a long time.

You need a proper length dagger, then you need to locate the arteries that lie on the surface. Do you know where they are? Alternatively stabbing the kidneys or heart is a good idea. Its not hard, bit you need to know how and where. You need a proper tool.
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>>85908915
Reminder Joffrey was the only one to worry about the Dragons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk5hKomP4MA
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>>85925539
Nigga you ain't ever had combat training shut the fuck up

People survive stabbings all the time you dumb shit
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>>85909073
This. Fuck that wooly haired midget traitor. Tywin was right about him all along. He sits there while his countrymen are ambushed and butchered by savages from the darkest Essos, and while the Daughter of the Mad King Jaime slew to save the realm, and got shit on for his entire life for, burns his men alive. FUCK Tyrion. Hope that worthless fucking midget gets lynched.
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>>85916628
How? At least Iron Islanders DO something with what they pillage. At least they developed some unique technology to do what they do. They're seaniggers, but at least they can build and use fucking ships and armor.
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>>85925681
It's kind of irony that Tyrion originally was full of cynical jokes, now
>your people can't fight
>cannot even say "my people don't have a dragon" to his shitskin overlord
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>>85909883
making sure that her own son didn´t kill himself
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>>85923491
>>85923491
>Why the fuck am I supposed to be rooting for her again?

Dany is literally the most interesting character in the show right now, precisely because she's on the verge of going full mad queen. All the other characters are flat, heroes and villains, black hats vs white hats, but her arc actually has some ambiguity and that makes her interesting.

Might even turn out that her "victory" turns into a major tactical blunder and the population of Westeros become terrified of her, backfiring totally. Maybe this will give her pause for thought?

I wanna know what happens to the Dothraki after the war ends, are they gonna go back to Essos with war spoils or are they gonna settle? wtf is she gonna do with them?
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>>85909073
What is he supposed to do? He can't fucking return to KL, or even reunite with Jaime, because he will be killed. They forced his hand, he either jumped ship or died.
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>>85908629
the Lannisters soldiers must have the most retarded looking helmet I have ever seen in a work of fiction.
it is so bad that some extras didn´t even bother to wear it probably during those marching shots
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>>85926203
>Dany is literally the most interesting character in the show right now,
Shill please.
>Might even turn out that her "victory" turns into a major tactical blunder and the population of Westeros become terrified of her, backfiring totally.
Not in liberal utopia
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>>85914359
why are only black people playing basketball in America? This white people can't jump was proven to be a mith.
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>>85926518
They are too fat
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>>85926203
>Dany is on the verge of going full mad queen.
That is a funny way to spell Cersei.
>I wanna know what happens to the Dothraki after the war ends, are they gonna go back to Essos with war spoils or are they gonna settle? wtf is she gonna do with them?
What happened when the Norse invaded England?
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>>85926585
>t.tumblr
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Requesting image detailing the 'teams' of GoT.
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>>85919851
I mean, he literally says the quote on the left in the show.

Although yeah, him killing his daughter was clearly contrived to make people dislike him right before Brianne kills him, unconditionally making her the good guy. If she killed him off when he still had a family and a following, and was still somewhat rational, there would be a chance somebody could interpret his death another way. That's not an option for muh Mary Sue.
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has ep 5 leaked yet?
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>>85920338
He probably would've crushed him under his cock if he found out he wasn't even his.
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>>85927270
BIG
BARATHEON
COCK
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>>85921091
>>85921149
What manner of samefaggotry is this?
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>>85917471
>>85917288
Settle down, Grum.
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>>85926203
Madonna, fuck off back to where you belong. You were dickriding Sansa, now you're dickriding Danny. Fuck off.
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>>85920432
Is this shooped or a legit old photo of Charles Dance? If so, he looks handsome as fuck here
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>>85925617
stabbed in the gut vs stabbed in the heart
gee wiz i dunno
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>>85913127
>it doesn't take much to kill someone
Maybe some loser civi. It doesn't take much to land a mortal blow, maybe, but it takes fucking heaps to drop someone doped up on adrenaline
>one stab and they fall down
You can already be dead and still manage to kill everyone else around you. Have you been in a real fight? Have you ever fought with weapons?
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>>85914056
Fucking classic.
>>
>go back to watching Season 1
>The North looks like a real place
>The Riverlands look like a real place
>watch the new episode
>Westerlands look like straight out of World of Warcraft
BRAVO
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>>85923491
T//bh that's just the rules of war. Killing villagers and starving people is all part of the dance. What is REALLY stupid is that she'll starve the entire continent to death before she'll siege a castle in a show of strength. All she'd need to do is march on Kings Landing. Burn one side of it, retire into your formation and siege camp and wait for the commoners to bring her Cersei but you know, fuck that. She wants to be 'nice' and starve them to death instead.
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>>85918846
>two houses made out of blonde, blue-eyed Aryans
>both plagued by incest and mental illness, one particularly characterized by dishonesty and Machiavellianism

Really makes you think.
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>>85928256
Again, people survive stabbings all the fucking time

Shut the fuck up
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>>85908730
>enemy soldiers
>"people"
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>>85918516
He follows the one-drop rule, but sees it the opposite of how we do.
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>>85918056
>killing a bunch of religious fanatics who beat her mercilessly and publicly humiliated her

She deserved it. She fucked her own brother, the degenerate.
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>>85928256
My man check the asp channel on jewtube and you'll see how ineffective stabbing someone is.
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>>85908629
What do you think? Are you telling me the invading Queen is in the right? The one who already had an entire continent to liberate of slaves but instead decided to take over a different continent because
>it's my birthright
Fucking every royal family on both continents has some 'birthright' to take over one country or another. The ones who wage wars for some distant birthrights instead of securing the future of their current lands and population are fucking evil and will get a shitload of people killed.
>but the Lannisters are totally evil
And so is everyone else. D&D fell into this trap hook line and sinker. GRRM only wrote the Starks as good honorable rulers. Wardens of the North, not Wardens of the North and Potentially Whatever Land Is Beside Them That Has A Smaller Army.
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>>85929040
>both dominant over the continent and only out done by one exceptional anglo
Life imitates art.
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>>85909050
>sand snek little girl killing a huge man with a dagger and one stab

that part where she throws the dagger into the guy and you can clearly see it's lodged into his bone structure in the front of his face, yet he falls over limp like he was struck by lighting the same as everyone else, lmao
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>>85925599
Jack Gleeson's actually decent. He fucking holds his own against a beast like Charles Dance ffs. Why are all the Stark kids such worthless actors? Why are Kelly C and Jun Snuh so fucking terrible? WHY WHY WHY
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this episode made me dread bronn for many reasons

1. fucking up the dragons and weakening men's chance against the WW

2. for being nearly superman invincible comic tier

3. for jumping 1,000 ft jumps like a grasshopper and escaping dragonfire

4. for his "le witty sarcasm reddit tier" personality


R'HOLLOR TAKE BRONN AND BRING US STANNIS BACK
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anyone have a stream link for e4?
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>>85913621
>>85914037

What do you guys think LF made of it? Does he know anything about greensight and warg'ing? If so did he realize Bran has them?
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>>85916389
It was said out loud by that bald commander that the gold made its way through KL's gates. Jon will be departing soon to Eastwatch-by-the-sea with the Brotherhood-without-banners (they're heading there as well) to wight hunt and bring one as proof back to KL so all of Westeros can finally unite against them.
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>>85908730
The population of Westeros is ageing. Without Dothraki immigration it faces economic catastrophe. #IllRideWIthYou
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>>85930474
Fugg you, let the dragons DIE!!!!
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>>85930240
Jack Gleeson is a really good actor. You don't notice it at first but he has all these little mannerisms in his scenes that really make you hate Joffrey
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>>85908629
Yes. Personal matters shouldn't hold consequences for matters of state.
Why people think it's this dragon queen is beyond me. She has no claim. She simply used her exotic nature as a means to gain power and rule. She would see a nation sent to ruin and govern a land of starving people to rule. Just how long do you think they will still love her? Shes reckless. But they are the good guys only in this particular instance. If the interaction is taken from the point of view as Lannisters versus Targeryan, they are the good choice. If this was a Lannister versus Stark I would say they are usually the villains, though. Starks are true good guys. This is a good guys finish last show.
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Jaime's a fucking hero

He sees the chance to end the war. Right there and then.

Takes it knowing he's gonna have to ride towards a dragon 1v1.
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>>85931057
t. night king
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>>85913396
what was so good about this guy?

>runs for leadership of nights watch
>loses
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>kills the guy who won
>gets killed for it
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>>85908629
Everyone except for Danny and Cersei are.
Other than that it's a woman who uses green fire to kill people vs a woman who uses red fire to kill people.
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>>85916036
Rockstar AF
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>>85921369
Dragon burned the food supplies, the gold made it to King's Landing.
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>>85914056
>this dipshit is being paid MILLIONS by disjew

walt is rolling in his grave
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>>85908900
except they all died
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>>85923491
Don't forget she was counting on those food supplies to feed her army.
>>
Jaime is the last thing resembling a male hero in this story except for Johnny Snowbollocks, so I'll follow him
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>>85929666
True statements by Satan himself
>>85929040
BLOWN the fuck out
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>>85918516
I've determined that the only reason Missandei (who is 7 in the books) and Grey Worm (who is a fucking eunuch) have as much screen time as they do is because HBO had to include "muh diversity" to appease SJW's.
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>>85925599
damn, forgot about that

way to fuck it up Tywin
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>>85908629
>Defending their country from rampaging foreign rapist hordes
>Pay their debts
>The other side literally has two child-poisoners, a traitor that killed his father, two traitors that rebelled against the rightful ruler of Pike, an army of shitskin savages and a dragon tyrant that crucifies and burns people.
Yes. They are the good guys. The cognitive dissonance of danyfags is just too strong.
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>>85916942
>that is a small size in 'murica
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>>85926585
>norse
>comparable to Dothraki
The vast majority were already farmers, unlike rapefugees, that only know how to rape, steal and murder.
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>>85909038
He realized after reking Rhaegar he can have every girl, so having the prettiest (right now) meant jack shit.
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>>85923031
>>85925617
>>85929127
>Lol, guns is more dangerous! The media told me so!
Fact check: a knife can eviscerate someone in less then 2 seconds at close range. Guns require extremely good aiming skills to be able to hit someone even at close range.

Police aim for people with knives first for a reason.
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>>85908629
>be DnD
>face the problem where cercei is supposed to be strong enough to beat dany
>give her a major win via euron destroying all Danys ships and destroying 2 different armies
>immediately have dany use her trump card to destroy the Lannister army giving dany a massive advantage again
>still 4 episodes to go this season.
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>>85934270
3 episodes
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>>85909778

>fearless
>literally shaking and wetting themselves when they see dany and the horsefuckers

valid points, but fear in such a situation is just human
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>>85926518
because basketball is pushed on the black community rather than family values and trade skills.
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>>85908629
Ask yourself this: Would Cersei invade anything across the sea?
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>>85929479
holy shill. this is Trump level right here
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>>85925599
> scriptwriters made Tywin this much of a fucking moron
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>>85933157
>>85924887
Diddn't she say she needed that food? Why burn literally everything when your army needed it aswell?
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>>85929468
And her cousin, while married to the King, all his children are bastards, which started a war which has left countless dead.
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>>85934416
That is more then understandable standing first line agast cavalary. Yet they still hold the line even when the mother fucking dragon came into sight. Nothing can top that.When Jamie called for archers they came and people only started to flee once command compleatly broke down.
If anything those soldiers were ultra loyal and competent.
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>>85930575
since in the books he's obviously trying to recreate the Jenny of Oldstones and Bael the Bard legends for some obscure magical purpose? yes, absolutely he does.
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>>85931412
>She has no claim
She's the previous king's daughter before Robert, the only legitimate King since the other two were bastards. And the last living trueborn descendent of Aegon the Conqueror.
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>>85936193
They didnt burn all the food, they burned the supply train for the armies, they hadnt finished harvesting yet.
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>>85923985
>>85924398
Jamie did send Bronn to ''convince'' the peasants to part with their grain.
>>
Obviously sincerity is scorned upon here. But if you look at the things which influenced Grrrrr! when he invented this world and this story you have to conclude that even if the Lannisters aren't 'good' Danaerys is certainly bad.
Forget the wars of the roses, the biggest war to influence the series was Vietnam (consider Grrrrr's age). Danaerys is the US, She's the foreign aggressor on an allegedly civilising mission who's weapons are totally uneven to the weapons her enemies can use (obviously her Dragons are attack helicopters/Napalm). The audience, atleast the normies currently believe Dany's shit, just like the majority of American's believed they were the 'good guys' in Vietnam. Expect the Westerosi Kong to start using more guerilla tactics against her army of arrogant i(Your people can't fight lol) invaders in the remaining episodes.
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>>85933737
The last episode made me completely turn on Tyrion. If he doesn't rescue Jamie from execution like Jamie rescued him then fuck that treasonous hobbit.
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>>85908713
>Dany
>literally has an army of Arab inspired horsemen
>USA
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>>85937208
They're clearly inspired by the Mongols in their tactics and traditions.
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>>85929040
>"Blondes are inbred lol'
Okay Iqbal, remind me how 40% of severely retarded kids requiring significant medical intervention in the UK are muslims who only make up 5% of the UK population because muslims are basically the only people practicing incest today.
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>>85937271
Mongols were supreme on the battlefield when it comes to warfare though.
The Dothraki have shown no Mongol tactics. I saw no false retreats or smoke bombs. In fact, they are the opposite of Mongols. They once charged 20K men into a 3K spearwall, over and over again until they lost, the refused to flank them.

And no, horse archery is not a "mongol" thing, that existed since antiquity. They are huns at best.
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>>85937208
>Allegory
>Would have to perfectly resemble the thing it's an allegory of.
>A thing you actually believe.
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>>85937569
Horselords who roam a 'great grass sea' (sure sounds like Arabia to me!) have only one real settlement and make a living by raiding civilized people. Also the era this is modeled on is 15th century, when the mongols still loomed large in the European imagination.
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>>85930675
>bald commander
Randyll tarly, sams father ...

>wight hunting to bring proof to the leaders of westeros
Hate this shit. It's literally what jeor mormont commanded back in season 1/ book 1, he made alliser thorne take a wight to kings landing but they didn't believe him. Then again it was joffrey on the throne at the time
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>>85917118
It makes sense he is insane and doesn't care about his own safety.
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>>85937569
The Parthians were the ultimate horse archers.
They adopted the stirrup early, which allowed the to shoot on horse while retreating, this allowed them to BTFO Roman armies.

There were three great Asiatic barbarian invasions into Europe - The Parthians, the Huns and the Mongols (and many minor ones)... so it's natural that people conflate the three civilizations.

Their impact was so big that the phrase "Parthian shot" is still used to this day.
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>>85937756
>Horselords who roam a 'great grass sea'
That's literally a shit ton different ethnic groups in history.
>sure sounds like Arabia to me!
Who the fuck said anything about Arabs, nigger?
>) have only one real settlement
The Mongols literally conquered half the known world and held it for a time.
>make a living by raiding civilized people.
Again, multiple different groups have done this, and the Mongols crafted, a short lasting, empire from what they conquered.
>Also the era this is modeled on is 15th century
The Not-Italian Free City states may be, but the Dothraki are stuck a couple of centuries behind them, unlike the Mongols, who had cutting edge tech, especially when it came to siege warfare, and tactics.
The Dothraki share far more with the Huns, or even Scythians, than they do with Mongols.

You historically illiterate nigger, pick up a book.
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>>85937817
It was just a rotten hand, which i don't understand why the hand would've been evidence at all. unless it was still moving or somethign
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>>85937908
>(and many minor ones)
M-magyar stronk!
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They better be.
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