lets write an episode of Gilmore girls /tv/

>insert quirky fast paced dialogue here*
>despite all the talking nothing actually happens in the episode

there ya go

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>>85904772
dean becomes a serial rapist and murderer after rory fucked him over like that, targeting fast talking quirky girls from argentina

B plot, Michelle tries to order new doormats for the dragon fly in

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>>85904772
rory uncovers some pizzagate level conspiracy during one of her journalist jobs, involving local politicians and police in a cover up. She meets an old security contact of Richards for help

>>85904772
rory kidnaps Logan and forced him into a shotgun wedding to secure a better future for her bastard child

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>>85905105

rory is violently raped by some somalian refugees who are allowed asylum by the mayor

I hear my wife turn it on and leave the room because I cant stand the fucking show. But I can still here some whiny cunts talking faster than normal as "entertainment"

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>>85905325
rory gets the clinton "two in the back of the head" suicide special

Taylor holds a town meeting because the years pumpkin harvest has been disrupted by tourists, going out of his way to disrupt the staying of guests at the dragonfly inn, but Lorelai figures out it's just a ruse to get her to let Taylor be the main actor in this year's halloween performance at the Gilmore house and they both find a compromise

Kirk concocts a plan to create a time machine in order to travel back in time to find the dollar bill he lost on his way to Luke's Diner. The plan fails drastically and Lane's mother is erased from the present timeline.

b plot - rory is torn between two vampire brothers

a clip show episode hosted by an IRS agent who is auditing the dragonfly inn

Rory finds out she's great at basketball

Meanwhile Luke spends the episode passing kidney stones

>>85904772
Rory, Lorelai and Emily have a foursome [spolier]with Jesse[/spoiler]

>>85906970
GODDAMNIT!

>>85904772
they adopt a younger brother/son and spend 40minutes teasing him with their naked feet while wearing various lewd clothing

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>>85906970

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are we going to a specific time period? Early seasons, modern times?

>halloween, we'll say during the early/mid seasons
>jess wants to prank the gilmore house for shits and giggles
>gets caught, and dragged into the house
>Lorelei decides to teach him a lesson and him and rory dress him like a girl for halloween
>then make him smell their feet, "as is tradition to the classic rhyme" says rory

in another plot, Emily accidentally invites what she thinks are trick or treaters into her home but they are really thrill killer home invaders. Antics ensue

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>>85907136
goddamn she looked so hot dressed in normal clothes

>>85904772
>16yo Rory finds herself becoming more and more sexually attracted to Luke after she finds him shirtless in the kitchen one night while going for a late night snack.
>She tries to deny her feelings but can't help herself, flirting with him and dressing provocatively around him.
>She touches herself to the sounds of Luke satisfying her mother
>As Luke goes to the bathroom for his after-sex piss she leaves her door ajar, lying on her bed, the sheets barley covering her alabaster curves
>Luke fucks her in the ass the end

>>85907579
Luke wasn't fucking Lorelai back when Rory was 16 ;^)

>>85907579
noice

Rory, Lorelai, Emily, Sookie, Laney, Mrs. Kim, Miss Patty, Lucy, Gypsy, and Paris mutually decide to stop removing all body hair, and just have sex with each other in different combinations all the time.

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After Lorelai teases and dumps Luke for the 100th time he falls in love with Kirk's tight androgynous body.

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>>85908346
what the hell kind of body shape is that

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college years when rory and paris are at yale
>paris is upset no boys want to date her
>does her usual militant studies, reading and trying out different techniques "in the feild" but failing miserably
>rory jokes that she should just sit one down and talk to him
>comes back to the dorm finding she had done just that tying him to a bed and experiment different sexual advancements, then recording it in a log
>the log is 3 days old
>while the guy pleads to be let go, rory undresses and goes in for it herself, feeling pressure from running the yale daily news and is mad at the guy who runs it
>whole concept is a seasonal story arc where the guy dies at the end and they have to get rid of the body