Have sex with me, Al

>>85903447
eh, no Peg

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>>85903447
>mfw I have Als hairline and am about to start working in a shoe store

>>85903447
Mmmmm. yumy milf pusy

>>85903501
did you play high school football?

Happy Husband, get sex often.

>>85903447
Oh, do I have to?

>>85903530
yes I actually did

>>85903447
"No!"

This is my gf and I'm like stop being a dumb whore. What kind of women do I want to chain myself to? Looks + intellect is a difficult balance.

>>85903541
The irony is its the opposite way. Al was middle aged. His libido had sank and it was his wife who wouldnt stop pestering him for sex!

>>85903664
but she didn't make him happy. you can't fuck on an empty stomach.

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>it's a Bud's family steals his college scholarship episode

>>85903447
>I hate womens
>I don't want to fuck my wife
>I want to be surrounded by men and have periodic secret man only meeting with them

Was Al Bundy the first closeted homosexual on TV?

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>tfw no prime Kelly gf

do you think the show could have lasted in today's television?

>>85903447
Leela?

>>85903777
he loved women he couldn't get and then there would be times where he would almost get with them and then it would blow up in his face

>>85903802
no

>>85903802
Plebs would call it "formulaic" like it was a bad thing.

>>85903845
What if unattainable women was his beard to himself?

>>85903802
Nah. Too offensive to anyone who isn't a yt male chad or jock

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>>85903754
>it's a Bud gets replaced by his clone from the mirror world and it's never brought up again.

>>85903955
>it's a Seven disappears and no one brings it up episode

>>85903951
But you like it and you're neither of those things.

>>85903914
That seems a little too complex for this show but what do I know

>>85904007
>it's "the entire season has been a dream" episode

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>>85904094
I'm not really a fan of this show.

>>85903474
*flushes toilet*

>>85903664

Nah, he was "tucking in" Kelly every night and was totally spent.

>>85903647
Keep playing football, you might make it one day

>>85903814

Yes.

>>85903777

Checked. The "No Ma'am" stuff was weird. Probably government ordered inclusions to mess with viewer's minds.

>>85904201
man that was like 10 years ago, but damn was I good.

>>85904007
did this happen?

reminder that a long outted dyke ended up directing and writing easily 25% of the show's episodes

>>85904755
They showed his face on a milk carton in a later episode, but I think that's it.

>>85903474
>>85904188
Why does this still make me laugh?

>>85904007
Good. I hated that little shit and every scene he appeared in.

>TAKE ME MANDINGO

what did Marcy mean by this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mANnEXMAPlI

>>85904984
Butch Dykes are the best kind of friends you can have as a man. They know women inside and out literally and love pulling the wool over dumb girls as much as we do.

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>>85903447
>white people shouldn't breed propaganda

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>Tell him you love him
>And Al, you should tell your wife you lov-
>MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

>What did Gilligan do when he had magnesia?
>MY MAMMARIES!

>>85905161

>And just when I think I can't take anymore he says "Good girl, Marcy. You can spit now"

>>85904997
That's fucked up but funny af

Just smash her with a floppy. She won't notice.

this show was literally for all ages. all the grown up jokes went over your head as a kid but you're still left with the slapstick humor to entertain you.

>>85903802

> Al making fun of fat women all day at work
> Al and Jefferson and their NO MAAM meetings
> Kelly being a bimbo slut instead of being a liberal feminist

Why didn't he just get a divorce?

>>85905797
>someofyourproblemsareyourfault.jpg
Imagine Al facing the reality, that he's actually a loser by his own hand

>>85905742
I loved this show when I was a kid, I would beg my parents to let me stay up until 9:30 on sundays to finish watching it

>>85903510
B A S E D pusyposter

>>85903780
[whistling & hollering intensifies]

>>85903780
How much cock do you think she sucked in her prime? I'm guessing alot.