>Friday night Why are you here?

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>>85901782
I came for you.

>>85901782
you came back to stop you.

>>85901782
Wire you?

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I just got in from a crazy night out, pussy
What's your excuse

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Pic related; me

>>85901867
>/r/thathappened

>>85901782
Why should I go to women. They should come to me, especially since I look like >>85901911

>>85901782
Smoking pot and playing Team Fortress 2. Anyone wanna play with me? I'm lonely and bored..

>>85901782
i just woke up

I've slowly let my life decay to where my old friends have moved on in their lives and I've failed to make new friends because I spend my days sitting at home on my computer, so now even when I do want to go out and be social I don't have anyone to do it with, let alone any money to spend when I do get invited to things

>>85902169
>moved to a new town for work
>have made no irl friends, only have online ones and 4chan for companionship

kill me

all the good parties happen on saturday nights, virgin.

It's a good feeling when you realise you haven't seen this thread in weeks

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>>85903205
I'm in the same boat, man

>>85901782
I was literaly supposed to meet and fuck a girl I've been sexting with for a while, she said she would send me her adress today but still nuthin' :(

>>85903334
I would fuck your bumhole anon

Im a big guy

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I'm waiting for mommy to come home from work so we can drink and watch letterkenny.

Beginning scene of this movie was really stupid. Plus Bane says a line that you'd expect to hear from a middle schooler trying to sound tough: "It would be incredibly painful" "You're a big guy." "..for you." T_T really though?

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>>85902158
Likewise

>>85903597
Kill yourself faggot

>>85901782
I haven't enjoyed going out in 3 years since my first love threw me away

Because I took three steps backwards with the girl I'm trying to make my gf, so I'm gonna sell toys prepare a report and leave everything ready for the street fair tomorrow... just so I don't have to think about her... she still going to be mine thougj, she's a tough one to crack but she'll fall for me regardless

Because whats better than getting comfy, ordering a pizza and watching a good movie?

It's summer brah. Every night is Friday so just chillax my dude

>>85901782

there's nothing out there worth leaving the house for

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>>85901782
I know it's only the common cold but I feel like total shit.

I went out to the bars last Saturday, and as per usual, it was underwhelming. It is rainy tonight so I have nothing to do.

>>85906222
drizzling a bit here too. Kinda comfy but the overcast is making it humid as hell

>>85901782
fiancee died

12pm Saturday and I don't work weekends

>>85906436
RIP, what happened?

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>>85901782
No gf. I keep asking, but I guess nobody wants me.

I work in construction in South Florida nigga, and it's fucking humid ass summer time. I earn my right to get /comfy/ and shitpost all weekend

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>>85906545
>but I guess nobody wants me.

>>85905651
i spit pepsi all over my computer screen laughing at this

>>85901782
i just moved to a diff state and have no friends

im gay

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>>85906545
>>85907037

>literally never asked a grill out

>>85907110
You didn't have friends before neither. Who are you trying to fool?

The qt saudi girl I talk to during the day is asleep

>>85907192
that's completely acceptable if you aren't getting any signs for her
the idea you should just ask every girl out that you meet is dumb

Chit chatting with my parents and grandparents. My mom and her mother do a lot of the talking so I'm just sitting here looking at tits and wondering if I'll cheat on my gf this fall.

>>85901782

I have to spend 3 hours driving my grillfriend home and then 3 hours back.

FML

>>85907322
make sure you tell her you love her

>>85907273
not true. have had friends from home state come visit

>>85907421
How many real friends do you have?

>>85907391

But she's T H I C C, she needs to tell me that shit.

>>85907192
You should.

>>85907529
Please do it
I want to live vicariously through you

>>85907508
>10

>>85907316
It's a numbers game my dude, if you're not a complete monster eventually one will say yes. But yeah get a vibe off her first if you are not used to rejection and approaching strange people off the street

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Hanging out with frien, playing Crossout on PS4, when not rage posting here.
>gotta leave this place. Much anger and suffering. Back to comfy /vr/

I'm not a male model.

Because all of my favorite restaurants and bars in the city are flooded with drunk people. I enjoy weeknights more for going out desu, weekends are more for chillin at home for me

I go out almost every Friday but there's a big fuggin storm here this weekend.

>>85907853
NYC detected

>>85907670
That's impossible, people in general only have like 1-2 true friends.

I'm in my 30s and married. My wife is at work.

>>85901782
i'm an alcoholic with no friends or family and i'm eating an apple

>>85908226
Is it a Granny Smith apple?

>>85908183
>"Tyrone's making me work late again, hun. Can you look after my..err..OUR son tonight?

>>85908226
>i'm eating an apple

Based

>>85908274
nah it's a month old red delicious, but granny smith are tasty and tart for eating

>>85908280
Fucking lel

>>85907678
either my standards are too high or you want me to ask out girls that are basically average

>>85908144
its not impossible

>>85901782

I lve in fucking Iowa

>>85907800
/thread

>>85908183

Is your wife a prostitute? Why is she working so late?

No rock or metal bands playing tonight and I've never had a good experience in a club

>>85901782
hiding from making databases

>>85908457
Nurse

I was gonna go on Omegle but it looks like I got banned from there
Not gonna go to the unmoderated section, theres only dicks there

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>>85901782
been sick all week but finally on the mend and I dont want to push it
>group chat lit up
>friends are all going out bar hopping tonight
>im here and havent left the house in days

>>85901782
Because I just got back from work asshole

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>>85907192
>asked out 3 this year
>all said no
>still got to say I tired
>still hurts a little

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>>85907192
>asked a girl out, once, 10 years ago, and haven't managed to try again since then

feels i should shoot myself man

>>85908627
Same here, but I'm getting used to feeling rejected so now it barely bothers me at all.

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>>85901782
Exhausted from long day at work, friend I would have hung out with was unavailable, and I have no energy or brainpower left for anything more than shitposting.

>>85901782
It's Saturday morning and I'm preparing for work.

>>85901782
Because your girlfriend is blowing me and I'd rather look at my phone than her ugly face.

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>>85908963
europoor pls go

How long has this thread been a friday night staple? I've seen it for the last year because I stopped going out

I don't know, why aren't you all on >>>/qa/ shitposting?

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My family is watching John Wick 2 in the living room and I'm in my room posting on the chans and listening to Black Metal. I looked at the tv when I went out to get my coffee and it was the scene where Keanu and Common are shooting suppressed pistols at each other indoors and no one notices. I think I'll watch a good horror movie later by myself. I'm good on that

>>85909219
that is a fucking 10/10 picture

>>85908415
realest post in this thread

>>85906190
maybe you have AIDS

>>85908627
>>85908798
asked one girl this year, as a result got a cute gf that loves me. its not hard, just do it, you only live once. youll have eternity for regret.

a girl asked me out in the fifth grade 12 years ago and ive had problems getting too close to a girl since then.
we'll like each other but i can never make a move because i remember that girl asking me out in front of everyone.
i need help

>>85906436
damn I'm sorry anon

>>85908415
my condolences

>>85910936
thats ridiculous

>>85911306
i just can't do it. its super awkward. if a girl expresses interest in me i become emotionally unavailable and just let the relationship die. i hate myself

>>85907800
But why male models?

>>85902073

How is TF2? I haven't played in a year or so.

>>85903334

I'll be your cuck while >>85903597 plows your boipucci

>>85911600
you dont need help. you need to sort your shit out, that stuff just isnt normal. it isnt even a good excuse. youre thoroughly fucked.

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I was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer today

Don't know how much longer I'll be shitposting with you guys

>>85912635
Believe on Jesus Christ and you'll be with the big guy in heaven, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGxOCJCRpA

>>85907304
where can I find some qt Saudi girls for money

for not you

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>>85905651

>>85901782
Club & bar culture has become shit tier.

>>85905651
>>85907058
you have to be 18+ to post here

I went to a really good concert (Queen) and I wanted to keep the drinking going. That's why I'm here.

Just got back from a party. I'm drunk. It's my birthday. I turned 18. I can legally post here now. I'll stop writing this blogpost.

>>85918749
never post here again

>>85905651
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!

I'm going to a mate's house in like an hour faget to drop acid.

>>85901782
Club night is thursday night

>>85901782
>Saturday afternoon
Why is this thread still here?