Hai, hai, yoku yatta Suriterinu, yoku yatta Suriterinu. SHIKASHI!

>extreme close up to Snape's eyes
"NANDATO?!?!"

ダンブルドアの税制は何だったの

It's Surizarin, not Suriterinu.

>>85891885
OOOOO SODISNAAAAAA

>Japanese panting sounds from everyone

>>85893713
>>85891885
>Suriterinu
>EYYY TONY BRING SOME OF THE SOORITERIN OVAH HERE

File: 1484382473467.jpg (548KB, 1616x2896px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 1616x2896px

Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>85893807
there goes my hero
he's ordinary

>>85893807
woo! go anon!

File: 1497370310765.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>85891885
>no photoshoping his eyes to look more slant

File: 1501879938222.jpg (1MB, 1616x2896px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1616x2896px

>>85893807
Hai, umaku ikimashita, Slytherinru, yokudekita Slytherinru, shikashi, watashitachi ga kōryo suruhitsuyōgāru saigo no mondai ga arimasu. Jissai ni wa itsu no mondai shika arimasen. Sore wa Slytherin no ie ga mottomo yakkaina furanchaizu no ichibudesu eiga furanchaizu no rekishi. Shinken ni shōnen no mahōtsukai no nochi no kaku episōdo to Hogwartaru akademī kara no kare no nakama-tachi wa, hokanohito to kubetsu ga tsukanai akushitsuna hito to tatakau. Hikan-tekina imēji to wa betsuni, shirīzu no yuiitsu no ikkan-sei wa, akushon o fu kassei ni misekakeru tame ni, mahō o hibon'na mono ni suru tame no, kōfun no ketsujo to tokushu kōka no hikōritsutekina shiyōdeshita.

Osoraku, rōringu ga supirubāgu no aidea o kyohi shita toki ni, dai wa kyasuto sa retadeshou. Kanojo wa shirīzu ga darenimo iminoaru āto sakuhindearu to gokai sa reru koto wa kesshite arimasendeshita ka? Harī pottāshirīzu wa han kirisutokyōto kamo shiremasenga, tashika ni fushigi, utsukushi-sa, kōfun o kyohi shita han jēmuzu bondoshirīzudesu. Dare mo sono jijitsu ni chokumen shitakunai. Ima, arigatai koto ni, karera wa mohaya sō suru hitsuyō wa arimasen.

>A - sukunakutomo hon wa yokatta
"EYOOOOOOO!"

Shippitsu wa osoroshī monodesu. Hon wa hidokatta. Watashi ga yonda tokoro, kyarakutā ga sanpo ni deru tabi ni, sakusha wa kyarakutā ga `jibun no ashiwonobasu' to kakimashita.
Sono furēzu ga kurikaesa reru tabi ni, watashi wa fūtō no ura ni shirushi o tsuke hajimemashita. Watashi wa sū jū-kai fūtō ni shirushi o tsuketa nochi de tomatta. Watashi wa shinji raremasendeshita. Rōringu no kokoro wa, kesshite hoka no sutairu no bunshō ga nai, shinjitsu ya shi no in'yu ni yotte shihai sa rete imasu. Atode onaji Sutefan kingu ga harī pottā no gōka de aijō no aru rebyū o yonda. Kare wa,`korera no kodomo-tachi ga harī pottā o sai ka sai de yonde itara, toshiwotoru to

>>85894689
How did you accomplish this feat if I may ask?

File: 1498449370074.jpg (24KB, 228x350px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 228x350px

>>85894689
>"EYOOOOOOO!"
よし

>>85891885
ダルレスト フランチャイズ