What's your favourite shitty Stephen King adaptation?

The Shining

>>85888455
The Dead Zone.

>>85888455
Storm of the century

Langoliers
It actually is an interesting story. The CGI is beyond hilarious

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Cat's Eye or Maximum Overdrive.

Rose Red miniseries.

>>85888455
Sleepwalkers, which is actually good, police cat4 lyfe

What's that one movie where the dude gets a hand transplant but the hand is from a murderer or some shit?

>>85888734
Oh fuck dude I remember that shit

NOSTALGIA

>>85888521
Specifically the one king hated the most. I like it a lot. Also silver bullet was super fun.

>>85888455
Tommyknockers

>>85888734
>>85888786
You talking about Body Parts? That's not Stephen King, not confusing that with Dark Half are you?

cell

>>85888455
Christine maybe?

>>85888455
Maximum Overdrive, I like the part where the kids baseball team gets runover by a steamroller.

>>85888618
It's also kind of comfy

>>85888734
That's from Quicksilver Highway but its based on a Clive Barker story

>>85888723
that darn cat, what a hero

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>>85888455
Superior in every way

>>85889495
>That's from Quicksilver Highway

Wait, I thought Quicksilver Highway is the one with the guy's hand becoming a Messiah and staging a revolution causing other hands to become sentient and separate from their bodies?

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The Dark Tower

>>85889621
I guess it is a shitty adaptation of the story but it's still highly entertaining. good choice?

>>85889754
The movie is fucking awesome. Arnold in his prime.

jesus h christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYa54e91hfY

dreamcatcher. that movie is batshit insane and i can't believe that it exists

>>85888521
>>85888555
>>85889210

HEY these ones aren't shitty!

>>85889621

> main in the book has to survive city wide manhunts
> arnold has to survive the crystal maze

nah

>>85888591

Not an adaption. And not shitty.

>>85890415
>> arnold has to survive the crystal maze
Crystal Maze doesn't have Stalkers straight out of Spider-Man's rogue gallery

>>85890180
Special effects aside, this was the first time Bronson Pinchot scared the fuck out of me, this was a far FAR cry from Balki

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>>85888723
coincidence?

>>85888455
Graveyard Shift

>>85890261

I thought Dreamcatcher could have been decent with minor changes, especially the dialogue.

>>85888835
>Tommyknockers
FUN FACT: Richard Kelly shits all over the Tommyknockers adaptation on his commentary for Donnie Darko, stating he'd love to do it right some day.

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SCARING THE LITTLE GUUURL

>>85890728
I liked north by northwest even if it dragged a little

>it wasn't a giant rat, it was a giant bat
blew my mind, it was like whoa

>>85888618
Yeah I unironically love that movie. Toomy is great.

>>85888455
probably Stand By Me, The Mist, or Misery.

Shawshank's up there, but I've seen it so many times now, I'm kinda burned out on it.

>>85890957
>all of those
>shitty adaptations

>>85889310
stop saying 'comfy' it's disgusting. Are you fucking 5?

>>85891550
Go back to redit nigger.

>>85890690
that would be pretty cool. Despite how utterly stupid the book was, it was actually pretty good

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>>85890728
>[paper scraping intensifies]

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>>85891980
>>85890728
10/10

>>85889310
Seeing meatball Pacmans from hell literally eat the past made me laugh out loud.

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Who /thinner/ here?

>>85892135
in what way is it shitty? All the more subtle/dramatic King movies are good.

Misery/Thinner/Dolores etc...

I like pretty much all of them. It'd be easier to list the ones I didn't like

Cat's Eye was meh
Graveyard Shift stunk
Golden Years was terrible
The Stand was horribly miscast
Trucks is trash
Riding the Bullet was forgettable nonsense
Desperation was garbage
Nightmares & Dreamscapes was meh
The Dead Zone TV show was shit
The Children of the Corn remake was shit
The Carrie remake was absolute shit
Bag of Bones stunk
A Good Marriage was a bore

Everything I haven't listed I either like or like well enough

>>85889621
It the book in generalized concept and name only.

>>85888455
either shawshank redeption or dreamcatcher
IT and the stand were very good though

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Anybody watched Firestarter?

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>>85892714
ya its very weak

>>85892714
I like it but it's not really good.
Loli drew was cute though.

>>85888734
Isn't that called Evil Hand or Dead Hand or something? The guy from Final Destination and Jessica Alba played in it.

this is pure theme song kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3J0iwwsq-w

>>85888555
Checked your double trips

>>85894370
That's Idle Hands, also NOT Stephen King.

i remember some stephen king movie. it was about a writer or something dealing with something in his past. there was a lot of pop culture references and the monster was killed pretty easily. a lot of weird sex stuff too.

anyone know the name?

>>85888555
Comfy movie.

>>85895136
>it was about a writer or something dealing with something in his past

that's half of his stories

>>85895136
I laughed