What's the manliest movie?

Rocky 4

Perfect 80s Cheese

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>>85884529

>>85884831
what is best in life?

>>85884529
Predator is pretty much top tier. It has bantz. It has flexing. It has camaraderie and teamwork. It has sacrifice. It has a once-good-now-bad character grow and remember his roots. It doesn't treat women like walking vaginas but also doesn't pretend they can bench press 600 lbs. And finally it has the ultimate in manliness: the 1v1.

Predator is pretty much the perfect movie. I can see how women can't compete.

Predator is overrated.

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>>85884529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnrbnW8zts

WW2 is ez mode, just pick your theatre
Great Escape, Bridge Too Far, Big Red One, Das Boot, Letters From Iwo Jima, Cross of Iron, etc.

>>85884529
Apocalypto.

Didn't expect this one, huh.

>>85884529
im happily married.... but i fucking love that movie

>>85886559
its the perfect action movie... awesome characters, menacing bad guy , cool setting.

its very simple but nothing can (or does) go wrong

>>85884529
predator is very anti masculine

its a movie that punishes everyone for being masculine and the survivors are 1. a bitch who is the main character who runs away and hides 2. a bitch

>>85884831
Literally the greatest OST in any film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM

>>85884604
nah all rocky's are shite

>>85886919
Dam this nigga crushed up and snorted the red pill!

>>85884529
Will we ever see such a perfect movie again ?

>>85884604
Rambo 4 is 400% manlier. I mean look at this shit, it brings me tears of manliness everytime I watch it. Like the COOOOOOONNNTAAAAAAAAACT scene in predator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1SuYD91Qhg&app=desktop

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>>85886853
You nailed it bros

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>>85886919
Fags

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>>85886712

that movie kicked ass.

Like all 80s 90s action movies, they taught us that to be a man you needed 4 things:

>muscles
>ingenuity
>a gun
>courage

That was it, if you had them you would succeed at life as being a man, you would have everything, job, woman, children, a future...

I miss the 90s.

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>>85886919
>the main character who runs away and hides
Motherfucker, he uses his own enemy's tactics against him. You were not paying attention at all.

Batman V Superman

>>85884529
>What's the manliest movie?
The name is Wake in Fright and it is an amzing experience. Apocalypse Now would be a contender too.

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Modern one

>>85886712
Dirty dancings good

>>85891540
It's no Road House that's for sure.

>>85886919
t. slack jawed faggot

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My choice.

>>85886712
that's the gayest movie ever

>Starting a thread with the answer to the question you're proposing

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>>85886276
>It doesn't treat women like walking vaginas
D R O P P E D

>>85886797
How tho?

>>85884529
Predator is the perfect Arnold movie with Jingle all the Way being a respectable second

>>85886919
>a bitch who runs away and hides
So you would just stand their with your bowie knife waiting for the alien to blow you're head off? By you're standard, every great commander in history has "run away".

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>>85892425
Faggot

>>85886745

The Great Escape is perfection

>>85884529
Predator is stereotypical pop culture manly

Something like Falling Down, Apocalypse Now, The Road, A History Of Violence are much more truly manly

>>85892425
>>85893946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnrbnW8zts

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>>85885101

Gay Niggers From Outerspace

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>>85894824
Yeah i already fucking linked that very same scene in my first post, numbnuts so what. It takes a real man to fuck guys in prison, pussy.

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>>85894989
careful anon, your homosexuality is showing

>>85884529
being a man in the 80s vs being a man today is very different

back then, It was all about muh muscles, muh handshakes, muh badass one liners

however the film has evolved and matured, nowadays masculinity is more a man. being a man, real man, is when you take care of your wife. You're a real man when you take cake of your son, even if he's not your biological son, he still is your son and you have obligation to take care of him. Being a real man means is when you can't perform well in the bed you allow your wife to have fun with other men.

Remember, cheating is a violation of trust, cuckolding is an exploration of trust. That's what "being a man" means nowadays. And I'm glad there is no muscle arnold & sly films. That's just silly and unrealistic.

>>85890806
>tfw will never live in a nice beachside trailer like Riggs

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>>85886919
>>85884529
>>85890906
>>85892130
>tfw you think predator is masculine
>For many, this would be one of the last places an individual would expect to encounter a predominant homosexual theme (despite Snyder, Boorman, and Fincher's films also containing strong homoerotic undertones). Yet McTiernan does not flippantly insert such into his work in the mere hope of unnerving his heterosexual male viewers (in lieu of an extended take from behind of Arnold Schwarzenegger crawling along the ground). Instead, the filmmaker provides his audience with a cautionary parable of the AIDS epidemic which, during the time of the film's release, was just beginning to be understood.
have a read then watch the movie. this article ruined predator for me.
https://classic-horror.com/newsreel/homosexuality_and_the_threat_of_aids_in_predator

>>85889099
This nigga right here
>ywn go on a testosterone-fueled killing spree and prevent a military coup in a small central American republic all so you can get your daughter back and feed deer with her

I agree with most of the suggestions ITT. I would also like to add Tombstone and Cobra to the list.

>>85887194
the rerecording is great

https://youtu.be/DKQ_fp2pLM0?list=PLDmdF1ma6cZqw1ueN5gXSVuCidfysrV_4

>>85889099
Taken is a somehow less realistic version of Commando

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>>85895238
I'll fuck you till you love me faggot

>>85886919
It punishes faux-masculinity. Dutch survives because he demonstrates true masculine qualities; resourcefulness, determination, strategic thinking.

>>85884529
How is Godfather not the only possible answer?

>>85896516
meme movie that nobody actually has watched

>>85896553
18+ website, kiddo

>>85896711
.t pretends to like movies hes never seen
go back to r*ddit

>>85896516
nothing manly about it
buncha oil head manlets overcompensating for their heights

>>85896834
If you think the godfather is some dusty old movie nobody has seen youre a dumb sack of shit

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>>85896909
>having taste this shit
/tv/ is pleb as fuck

>>85896553
>Godfather
>movie that nobody actually has watched
Are you retarded?

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>>85886276
mahh nigga

>>85892331
i really like this movie

>>85896909
>>85897113
>say hello, to my little friend xDD
gangster movies are so fucking bad and immature
grow up already grandpa lmao

>>85896854
traditional masculinity traits displayed in Godfather in a more realistic and defining manner than Predator

-lack of compassion - the killing of the brother in law

-paternal succession - the whole movie

-agression - the whole movie, while also opposing impulsive aggresion to planned aggression (Sonny x Michael)

- Calm and rationality before danger - the hospital scene

- clear separation between family and work - the final scene.

Maybe this masculinity is fading out, but if one movie summed it up, it was Godfather, not Predator, which has no link with a man's life.

>>85897305
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcgUDoV_M

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>>85884529
Reminds me of pic related.

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>>85895524
>You're a real man when you take cake of your son

>>85886712
Underrated. Really entertaining 80s cheese and "I'm such a badass" overdoing it from Swayze. Just great.

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>>85897559
Don't forget the babes

>>85884529
Predator is untouchable. The slack jawed faggots will of course disagree

>>85900655
based movie