ITT; come up with Sony's next "mega-hit".

>>85877481
Something something YASSS SLAY QWEEEN something something progressive romances something something diversive.

A remake of a classic with an all-female + non-white cast (except for villians)

Sony seems to think it's a good idea, so let's keep running with it.

>>85877573
That's a guaranteed 2 billion right there.

>>85877481
A remake of BTTF staring idris elba as Doc Brown and a transgender girl as Marty McFly.

>>85877573
sony would fuck it up completely and gain the ire of every sjw

>>85877481
Fidget spinner movie

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>>85877481
Remake of Passion of the Christ with a black actor playing Jesus

Paul Blart Meets Joe Dirt Meets Jack and Jill Meets the Guys from Grown-Ups Meet Pixels

>>85878209
with dabbing

Meme Movie

>>85877481
Funko pop the movie

>>85877481
Aunt May action movie

According to Pascal we'd be looking at a potential 1-to-2 bil worldwide

"Ghost Busters II - Blood, Once A Month"

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>>85880197

all that inept kikery

>>85877481
Women in black

Staring Jaden Smith

>>85877481
Playstation: The Movie, it's the only thing going well for them, might as well try a film.

>>85880550
didn't that Ratchet & Clank film bomb?

>>85880644
They didn't even advertised it properly. I remember that I was caught by surprise when the movie was already on cinema.

Salty snacks
Antivirus

That’s really all you need for success

Sony always win baby.

Dead Memes: The Movie

Starring Dabby the Dabber and his fidget spinner sidekick for comedy relief.

>>85877832
Back to the future with a black female doctor and an Indian Marty

>>85877481
A movie about inept producers failing to get the story of Steve Jobs on the screen with the director they want. A feelgood comedy about miscommunication, badly typed emails and show business meetings in fancy restaurants. With Tom Cruise as Scott Rudin and Sandra Bernhard as Amy Pascal.

liquidate Sony Pictures and invest the money in other companies

take the profits off those investments, and have Sony Pictures' best year ever

>>85877481
Men in black is marvel isn't it? An all female men in black crossover with Spider-Man and followed with the sinister six vs men in black movie

>>85878209

Starring Jason Bateman as the Spinner and Nick Kroll as the villain.

>>85880062

Christ, man, be careful. There could be actual Sony execs in this thread taking notes.

>>85880019
>all the rage comics like derp and derpina

>>85877481
The meme movie: Pepe the frog and his friend wojack go on a quest to stop the evil 4chin that troll face releashed part of the emoji movie universe with the next being fidget spinner the movie

Anthology film based on the Sony email leaks with a different director they fucked over directing each segment (David Fincher directing the Steve Jobs emails, Sam Raimi directing the Spider-Man emails, etc.)

>>85889371
That's actually a pretty awesome idea.

Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something. You can call it "Puppy Love".

Or how about Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. The title is "Punch Drunk Billionaire".