What Would be the best blade against zombies attack ?

if you're fighting zombies, you've already fucked up

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Lawnmower.

>>85876119
MODS!!!!!!!!
get rid of this

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>>85876212
hmmmm

Battleaxe

>>85876119
The chainsaw sword from Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2

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>>85876119

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/thread

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>>85876119
Saw blade.

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>>85876119
This fucking thing. It's multi-purpose on top of being a skull-basher/axe/bone-breaker. You can use it to pry open doors and windows, too.

>>85876119
Something heavy that doesn't get stuck easily
also depends on the kind of zombie
in general a blade of any kind would be a bad idea, you'd have better luck with a blunt object

A Macuahuitl

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>>85876119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYariOAVwy0

>>85882865
Wow I can use the bloodsoaked brainy end to open my coke bottles! What a great idea!

>>85876119
Helicopter

probably a rake

>>85883376
In dueling the sabre would always have the advantage. You use one hand, you have more reach. And it's not like you need to go through armor, you just need to tap the opponent.

>>85883645
both a sabre and a katana assumed no full armor. Especially katana was useless against it

>>85880385
this

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>blades
lol, have fun dying like a bitch I guess

>>85883708
Katana is a 2hd cleaver though, similar to a kriegsmesser, that also fares badly against a saber.

Also I'm assuming that's a standard katana, made for your standard (aka short) old timey Japanese man, if you want something made more for westerners, try a tachi.

Sabers are usually considered the best swords, period. I heard the one from sXVI is specially the best

>>85883708
uh while a katana became popular in the Edo period when people wearing wearing armor everyday. Its descended from the tachi and uchigatana. And yeah it was meant for fighting people in armor.

No short range melee weapons. Infected blood and other fluids are dangerous and you're in the splash zone. Get yourself a pole weapon. I like halberds, but you're more likely to be using a broomstick-and-knife spear, or other improvised murderstick.

>>85877610
Came here to post this.

>stay on the roof of a tall building
>dig a moat
>use rope ladders to ascend and descend
man zombies sure are scary

>>85884208
What it like having access to unlimited supplies?

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>>85884208
How exactly will you dig a moat around a tall building? What exactly makes you think they can't cross your tiny ass moat with ease?

>>85884208

Moat would be pointless, they would just pile in and eventually fill it up.

>>85884416
the moat would have acid instead of water.
checkmate nerds

>>85884258
Sure you'd have to travel down sometimes, that's what the rope ladders are for. It's still better than living on the ground floor with unblocked doors and windows like they do in walking dead.
Also you can easily grow a garden on a rooftop and collect rain water.

>>85884340
You'd really just need a small ditch deep enough for them to get their leg caught in it and snap their ankle. Cows get permanently crippled by gopher holes you know.

>>85884416
It's there to slow them down and cripple them, also the moat is really optional since if you block our take out the staircases they're not getting above the ground floor no matter what.

>>85884479
Great, you now have high as fuck zombies, why does that fix anything?

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>>85876119
Frying pans, it's light but can easily crack a skull with enough force and you don't have to worry about it getting stuck or maintenance. Yes the reach is poor but otherwise a good weapon

unironically a katana, and if you're next question is what firearm the answer is SKS or anything semi-automatic with fairly large ammo size

>>85883221
You might as well just have a cricket bat. Obsidian is super brittle and all the microliths would break. It's also somewhat pointless to even have them on a weapon for zombies, since they're dead and the cutting action is pointless if all you're doing is trying to destroy the brain.

>>85876119
the Nippon Katana is unrivaled in it's sharpness and strength. It is an elegant weapon, but can only be wielded adequately with decades of training.

>>85884736
It'll awaken their 3rd eye and they'll be enlightened, no longer craving violence. Just like it does to the zombies (sheeple) now.
Damn...

>>85884917
I had to pick a weapon that fits OP's question

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A bayonet hand

In a real zombie apocalypse using melee weapons would be moronic as their blood would be incredibly infectious and you can't risk it getting near anything like your clothes, your hands, or your face

>>85885276
Umm. Everyone knows they can only infect you from the venom sacs in their teeth

Hmmm, what weapon is best against an imaginary foe? How about an imaginary weapon like a lightsabre?

a weapon like anton chigurrh's cattle bolt thing would be ideal.

How could there even be a zombie apocalypse in the 21st century?
I mean it's not like the symptoms are subtle and people can't communicate more or less instantly. Also, all you need to kill thousands of them would be any slightly heavier vehicle.

>>85885276
Firearms only would be similarly moronic because bullet supplies are not reliable.

>>85885276
>>85885596
So you have to hide and run? Fuck it, i hate that kind of horror media

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frostmourne, obviously

>>85885534
so you'd have to run up on every zombie from extremely close range and just hope that you don't get grappled