>watching film with parents >graphic sex scene

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>awkward silence occurs

>implying your parents haven't done copious amounts of drugs and all sorts of sex if they were anywhere near the 60s generation and up

>>85874280
>Anytime a lewd scene comes on as a child, parents make my brother and I look away because its bad
>Grow up thinking sex is bad and wrong
>Today at 24 see sex as gross and don't want it at all
Thanks mom and dad.

>>85874280
>check out movie before watching it with mom, that way I know when it's time for """"getting a glass of water""""" or """"""going to the bathroom""""""

I was so surprised when I went to a friends house and watched a movie with his family and this happened. Instead of being awkward they started making jokes and was totally comfortable with it.

>>85874280
>unironically having parents that aren't divorced
absolutely grotesque

>>85874672
>sex scene still manages to sneak in
>need to check my phone ASAP

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>watch game of thrones with my religious brother
>he's not asshole about it and doesn't expect everyone to conform to him
>brothers and sisters fucking,brothers and sisters groping,girls sucking cock and then having their faces cleaned from sperm so they can make out with a customer

>>85874711
>>unironically having parents that aren't dead

pfff pleb

>>85874672
I do this as well

Is it a sign of autism

>>85874672
I did this one time

miscalculated and came back right as the scene started

>>85874809
Nobody wants to sit there next to their mother when teenagers are tongue kissing loudly or fucking on screen

>>85874809
No, it's fairly normal

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>Couch with mom
>Sex scene starts up
>She puts a hand on my thigh
>Rubs inches from the crotch
>Trying to join the porno but she is being very distracting

>>85874895
Why are brits so weird

>>85874843
i hide around the corner, listening when it's safe to enter the room again.

>watch the sopranos with mom
>it's a tony fucks another whore episode
>mom gets upset

i bet she was rooting for carm lmao

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>he doesn't check out the IMBD parental guidance page for each movie before watching it
do you guys even care about movies? I mean really

>>85874633
the true redpill

>>85875065
>parental guidance for movies made in the 70's

do YOU even care about movies? I mean really

>>85875065
imdb isn't as descriptive as kids-in-mind

It literally tells you if there's bare arms, cleavage, or open toe shoes.

So if you have a fetish or a fear of god, you know what to expect.

>>85874633
They redpilled you. The rest of us are stuck with the eternal bluepill on sex, be grateful

>watching movie with family
>sex scene
>put pillow over crotch to cover boner

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I got one
>mom asks if I want to watch Nocturnal Animals with her
>I heard it was really good, surprised she wants to watch a movie like that, say ok
>Sit down to watch, she turns it on
>Mfw the first five minutes are naked fat women flailing around in slow motion
>She's frantically trying to fast forward as I laugh hysterically

Good movie tho

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>Having sex with Mommy and Sister
>Dad walks in and tells me to come check out these sick graphics on his new shoot em up game

>>85874280
>watching movie I've seen before with parents or family
>remember that a sex scene is coming up
>quietly get up and go hide in the toilet for a few minutes

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>Watching Under the Skin with ex-fiancee and parents
>ScarJo nude scenes come up
>Dad and I high five
>My ex is visibly pissed
>After the movie she throws a hissy fit asking if I find ScarJo attractive

Anotha one.

>Watching 300 2 with the same girl at the cinema
>Eva Green gets her glorious titties out for the sex scene
>This girl touches my crotch, think she got turned on and she wanted to give me a handy or a BJ
>Later realise she wanted to see if I had a boner from Eva
>Mfw on both occasions

And people used to tell me I was too hard on this bitch and treating her badly.

>>85876242
>tfw only have less than an inch thick pillow
>tfw wearing loose sweatpants
>tfw dad hands you the bowl of chips that you have to grab with two hands

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>>85874280
>Watching capeshit with mommy
>Wonder Woman joins fight with Batman & Superman
>pants get tighter
>tell mommy that the feel good stick is getting big again
>she lets out a sigh and walks to the bedroom
>comes back with a box of latex gloves and some surgical lube
>takes off my pants and begins to stroke my engorged member in a medicinal fashion
>let out an audible screech and unleash five shots of string as Superman dies, mommy catching them all with her off-hand
>she wipes me off with a dish towel and puts away the happy boy kit.
>ask her to heat up my tendies and bring a litre of store brand mountain dew
>mommy's little boy falls asleep before the tendies are finished.

>>85876481
what a psycho bitch, how'd you put up with her?
>>85876574
>less than an inch thick pillow
then why bother having a pillow at all you dolt

>Watching film in a theater with dad
>Bruno

It was fucking awful.

>>85876481
All of the sudden the NEET life doesn't seem so bad to me.

>>85876621
because it helped covering

also I had my hands resting on said pillow keeping it down

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>watching movie alone
>sex scene starts
>mom rolls in to say that dinner is ready
>dad walks in to ask for help with shelf installment
>little brother rides in on his tricycle to ask you to play ball with him
>grandma rolls in grandpa in the wheelchair because he wants to tell you a story from WW2
>your highschool crush breaks in through the window to tell you that she always liked you and wants to know you better
I hate when it happens

>>85876683
all the sounds of the smithing and the falcons's shrieks sure can be distracting, but you'll eventually get used to it and then you won't be noticing it at all!

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I watched a western with my parents and their friends when I was 10, and some woman got raped from behind in the movie
Now I have a rape fetish

>>85876683
>watching movie with Sacha Baron Cohen with parent
you have no one to blame except yourself

>>85876683
I saw this with a friend of mine. He laughed his ass off while I hated the whole thing.

> not having graphic sex with your mom and dad

>Tfw watched 120 Days of Sodom with my parents as a kid

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>>85876311
>A wealthy art gallery owner receives a draft of her ex-husband's new novel, and once she starts reading it she just cannot put it down.
Is it any good?

>>85876481
Dated a girl once who was just the same. Whenever a sex scene came up she'd either "check" if I was getting hard or finding it hot or simply ignore the movie and start dickriding me so I wouldn't look at other women. Real nutcase.

>>85876683
>mfw

>>85876797
>no friend to bring back the bluetooth boomblaster than automatically connects to your computer that he borrowed from you

>>85876876
I don't even know why I enjoy fake rape videos. I'd never do it to someone but I get off to it. I also have a violence fetish with masked and faceless enemy women being slaughtered in droves.

>>85876899
>wanting to be a disappointment even on the most intimate levels

no, please, no

>>85874280
Do americans really do this?

>>85874280
when your parents conceived you, do you think they were trying to have a baby or was it just another Saturday night with dad slapping mom on the ass while she kept begging him to tell her what a dirty whore she was?

or vice versa

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>watching a sex scene with your parents after losing your virginity
>it's 10x more uncomfortable

>>85877032
>it's 10x more uncomfortable

for who?

>>85877032
For me.

>>85877032
>watching a sex scene with your parents

stop going through their videotapes, will you?

>>85876899
sorry, pal, but there are people who prefer normal sex, only with sister

>>85876683
>supposed to go round to friends house to hang out
>arrive on time but he is still out doing something
>his mom is real nice and suggests we watch a movie and starts cooking chicken nuggets
>"oh anon how about this bruno movie we rented it because we thought borat was really funny
>sit through the scene with the talking penis is deafening silence
>could never look her in the eyes again.

>>85877102
For you?

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>>85877008
I don't really care, the problem is that they had me and now I'm here 22 years later

>>85877032
>watching a sex scene with your parents for the first time after losing your virginity
>"yeah, been there, done that"

>watch the assrape scene in deliverence with grandparents
>not actually that awkward

>>85874633
Fuck I though that I was the only one. Only it continued in some way past 18 years up to a point when I no longer can watch anything with my mother.

>>85877008
I was a test tube baby you stupid 'sape

>>85877314
>until they look at eachothers and say they'll be going to bed early (which is the other room)

>>85877314
I remember when grandma told me what does word "menstruation" mean, concept was so sureal that I didn't believe her that time

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>>85874280
>parents start mimicking sex scene
>dog joins in

>>85879032
>doesn't cover its face with its paws

>>85874280
>not going on imdb to check parental warnings to see if there are sex scenes in a movie before watching it with your parents
>not going to Mr Skin and finding the exact time the sex scene starts so you can set a silent alarm on your phone for the optimal tine to go to the bathroom

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>>85874744
>doesn't believe in God
>post a tranny reaction image
legitimately kill yourself you fucking degenerate heathen

>>85874744
>girls sucking cock and then having their faces cleaned from sperm so they can make out with a customer
When the fuck did this happen

>>85879884
>jesuschrist.jpg
>white

americans...

>>85874744
You'll have to elaborate that last part, anon

>>85876619
>tell mommy that the feel good stick is getting big again
kek

>>85879884
kek, Im glad it makes you mad.

>>85876409
>literally hiding inside of the toilet bowl and closing the lid
Excessive.

>>85880535
Nah he just knew his mother always has to take a shit after sex scenes

>>85880535
>when will they learn

>>85874280
Saw To Live and Die in LA with my parents recently - had to skip the sex scene because I couldn't take the anxiety.

>>85876950
Not him but Nocturnal Animals made me feel dirty, Its the only movie to ever do that, I enjoyed it somewhat but I would never watch it again

>>85874280
Picking genuinely GOOD movies to watch with my parents is a real pain in the ass because they can't be too violent, better not have any nudity/sex, be 2 hours long or less etc.

I could get a bunch of shitty flicks with Eric Roberts etc. if I didn't have to watch them too.

>>85880090
>>85880143
It happened in Littlefinger's brothel. Some asshole customer was complaining about something to Littlefinger and he offered him a free whore,calling the one we saw sucking a dick a few seconds ago and quickly wiping of the jizz from her mouth. Then she french kisses the asshole customer.

>>85881388
Oooooh

I thought the last part was of YOUR brother and sister for some reason

The only time I got nervous watching movies with sex scenes with my parents was shortly after they stopped kicking me out of the room when they put on an R-rated film. If you're an adult and still get nervous I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you.

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>easter
>visiting a successful cousin who recently got married and took in his mother to live with them because she is sick
>his apartment is gorgeous but the thing that mostly draws attention is the HUGE television he got from a supplier as a token of gratitude (he owns a restaurant)
>anyways I can't tell you how big that thing was
>the family is all talking about family stuff while the huge tv is on,but muted
>on it is 300 and the guy is fucking eva green like there is no tomorrow
>we all pretend like we don't see it but when he notices is he scrambles for the remote and turns off the TV before his mother sees it
>says some bullshit about how the tv overheated so he turned it off


Pic related,this is literally us when we were driving home.

>>85881595
>that excuse

did he think that one of his pornographic videos played?

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>>85874280
>not going to IMDb to check the parent guide for sex scenes before
We don't watch things together anyway so I don't have to worry about that :(

>>85874711
How can you ironically have parents who are together?

>>85874809

No. I'm in my mid-thirties and if my parents go with my wife and I to the movies and even a bare tit shows up on screen, I'm at max level cringe.

Though by the time my wife and I make it home that night, I've completely forgotten about it and we still fuck like rabbits, so it's not completely debilitating.

>>85881958
nice larp

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>watch Ex Machina
>kick baby brother out of basement to use the bigboy tv
>have absolute solitude and privacy throughout the whole movie
>suddenly dad comes home
>marches downstairs to say hi
>girl putting her new skin on
>naked for the entire time dad is standing there

>Mum and brother watching GoTshit
>sit down and watch it with them
>a bunch of stark naked spaniards(?) are busy lying around groping each other
>a gladiator then pisses on the ground before fighting
>bad CG dragon in the background of said pissing scene
I don't understand at all

>watch movie with dad
>sex scene comes on
>he adjusts his crotch
fuckin kill me

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>>85877032
Leave this place

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>>85877054

>>85874633
Sounds like a blessing to me, I wish I wasn't constantly thinking about sex