>tfw everyone's arguing over kirk and picard and you know you're secretly better than both
come on be my baby tonight
>>85864413
Why eat the gumbo when you could have some Janeway Pi?
>tfw everyone's criticizing Shatner's delivery when yours is even more bizarre
You be-TRAYED your U-ni-FORM, Edd-ing-TON!
Top 5 TNG episodes?
>Darmok
>Clues
>First Contact
>Remember Me
>Conspiracy (unironically)
>>85865725
The Neutral Zone
Data's Day
A Matter of Honor + Sins of the Father
Star Trek: Enterprise
>>85865285
shater and brooks doing a duo spoken word rap live would be god-teir
I have confirmed Plato's Stepchildren is the worst Star Trek episode...even worse than Spock's Brain.
>>85866477
thats fucking stupid, its great, the dwarf the whole set up, the conclusion when they get superpowers, wtf is wrong with you?
>>85866560
The plot makes no sense. The characterizations make no sense. I mean Spock has resisted mental control before. Kirk never did offer to sacrifice himself like he usually does so he acted out of Character. The first two acts go very slow with Kirk and Spock's torture by an alien where all they had to do was cut the alien to stop him.
Hey let's have aliens who lived among the Greeks meet the crew, and lets give them telekinetic powers and throw in a dwarf for the kids. We've had an alien who admires 16th Century Earth, a society based on Nazis, 20th Century Rome, lets have telekinetic Greeks
>>85866742
>lets have telekenetic greeks
yes that was the point, it was fun, the whole torture thing was to convice mccoy to stay willingly they needed a doctor, I don't think you remember it very well, they try and counteract the metaphorical ambrosia and it fails they buy for time in a really fucked up way and then they work on it the dwarf helps it works, the plot makes total sense, more then can be said for a lot of s3 episodes
>>85866843
After watching every episode of Voyager, S3 of TOS isn't that bad.
So, tell the truth, is this okay with you?
Why did this design change happen?
>>85866871
I haven't re watched voy in a long time, tried about a year ago got 1/2 through s1 and quit, i'll try again soon, I suspect i'll be skipping lots of shit
>>85866477
That's not the episode where five brats and the jolly green lawyer commandeer the Enterprise and Kirk leaves behind two of his men on Triacus.
>>85866946
no its not ok, if they don't say their like million year old Klingons its fucking stupid, molar age klingons don't look like that
>>85864413
i'm rewatching DS9 now. I'm up to S3 and knowing now that he's genuinely insane its actually really obvious even in the early stuff. His scenes alone with Jake make me uncomfortable.
>>85866959
Ok, that one is worse
>>85866946
>So, tell the truth, is this okay with you?
No, but not because it's inherently bad. This is set between ENT and TOS, meaning Klingons at this time have no ridges. And this guy clearly has fucking ridges.
>>85867007
Avery Brooks is perfectly sane. Highly educated man and trained actor. Oh, you fell for the "he's insane in The Captains" meme? You must have a low IQ. Why are you even watching Star Trek? Do you understand even the slightest subtleties?
>>85867068
>Oh, you fell for the "he's insane in The Captains" meme?
No, he is just a very odd individual and his delivery of lines comes across like he is restraining himself from storming off set and striking the director
I've never watched anything called The Captains
>>85866959
Man S3 was weird
>>85867107
Actually he;s a textbook Shakesperean ham , just like the two captains before him and even the one after him. Trek used to rely on stage presence and overacting to cover up the lack of good effects.
>>85867068
avery is a completely sane and rational individual, and definitely did not believe that he was in fact the emissary of the prophets come to save bajor
I didn't really appreciate how overtly sexual Major Kira was the first time I watched this show.
Her movements are so fluid and intentional, like a sexy tiger
>>85868004
you really need to have sex
>>85868107
true
The Bell Riots happen AFTER the Eugenics Wars, but BEFORE World War 3?
Seems odd that good old fashioned racism is such a big issue less than 20 years after super-human warlords took over half the world
Not sure how the show will turn out but I'm hyped for Discovery's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaY8XFbq-Hg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kcBxL7-qI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc_0ii3SLp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtVXAugaSm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0azMOJ-h_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMu5jP2-c5U
>inb4 they go the modern TV route and the opening is just a five second title card
>Captain, what is it they've sent us?
>Hope.
>>85868107
The Maquis cold open wrote a check that Voyager was never able to cash
>>85867310
EDD
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TON
>>85870874
Well the first 25 minutes were great. But this lemonade and sugar cookies shit has brought the momentum to a screeching, horrible halt
>Ferenginar has made giant sweeping changes that go against everything the Ferengi believe
>This was such a non-issue that no one outside Ferenginar even knew, and it all went smoothly
wut?
Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>Reading the early TNG comics by DC
>It's a Christmas episode with Santa entity and Grinch aliens
>It's a Deanna can mind meld and orgasms when she does so episode
>It's a Mr. Rapegangs himself comes back for Tasha episode
>It's a writer doesn't know the difference between the words incapacitated and decapitated episode
>It's a Q throws a bitchfit and threatens to obliterate everyone episode
>It's a Picard punched Q before Sisko episode
>It's a season 1 Data goes full tard rage on mortalized Q for killing Geordi episode
>It's a all Q look like John De Lancie episode
Holy shit this is epic!
>>85871305
The Caretaker's world sounds comfy as fuck.
>>85872002
>mortalized
I'm not sure that's a word
>>85866946
Iirc its because of a deal where they can't use stuff from the main universe
>>85872012
You know what I mean.
>>85872039
>Discovery still totally not JJverse apparently
>can't use stuff from the main universe
Christ.
>>85872039
But it's set in the main universe
So, was Dr. Crusher hot?
>>85872126
No, but her dancer's body was amazing
>>85872058
>>85872064
Just what I've seen in previous threads; i don't know much about it myself but i've seen a lot of talk about this supposed deal.
Hopefully another anon knows more about it.
>>85872140
Dancer's body?
>>85872179
yes
>>85872194
Those legs are compensating for a lot. Kind of a Taylor Swift situation.
>>85867068
Oh, God... you libtards and your pet niggers. So over-protective of them it's way past cringe worthy... it's absolutely sickening. You are the most racist people on the planet.
Name a greater hero
>Letting your son hang out with a kid called Nog
>>85872265
>hating based Nig & Nog
>>85871659
What a faggot. I would have handled my business. Not that faggot though. In reality though, Miles would have handled his business.
Will he ever recover?
>>85872252
t. Kate Mulgrew
>>85866946
Michael Westmore retired
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>85867068
I loved him playing the piano, then I seen him live in 2012 and he played it again and sang. The man is high energy.
>>85866413
I've got something better, friendo:
https://youtu.be/z2MEYMMDhKk
>>85868107
Don't we all
>>85864413
Literally the worst captain.
>>85865725
>Top 5 TNG episodes?
Yesterday's Enterprise
Tapestry
Inner Light
Cause and Effect
All Good Things...
Honorable mention: The Best of Both Worlds.
>>85874168
What a random as fuck cameo
>>85872364
There's no mention of the E or Picard anywhere in ST:O. Not even a USS PICARD.
>>85872259
Childhood is Idolizing Gul Dukat
Adulthood is realizing that Damar makes more sense.
>>85874168
>Niles, did I ever tell you about the time I joined Starfleet?