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>Make a Fantasy series of your fetishes
>have the hack writers at HBO finish your work
Is there a bigger hack than grr martin
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I thought a hack was someone who spewed out work strictly for commercial reasons. How is illustrating your fetishes then stopping at peak popularity when you could sell more books than ever hackwork?

Does hack just mean someone you don't like?
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ok but will they fuck?
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>>85862730
He's not a hack he just got lazy with the show and will die before he finishes his last book
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He's got better things to do
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He's got better things to do.
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>>85862730
He's Making another one shot
Martin states that he intends to release a new book exploring the history of Westeros, namedFire And Blood, but jokingly referred to as the “GRRMarillion” (a reference to Tolkien’s Silmarillion). Now, this is a fine project for fans of the books who are aching to explore the finer details of Martin’s world, but keep in mind that Tolkien putThe Silmarillionon hold until after he completed his magnum opus,Lord of the Rings.
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>>85863098
Hes making a silmarillion before he finishes the books he'll he can at least finish winds of winter
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>>85862730
who cares the only memorable thing he did was write about a blonde purple eyed white girl get fucked by a barbarian nigga

so degenerate
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>>85863319
valyrians arent white
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>>85863098
HBO's Game of Thrones is the completion of his opus (magnum is a little strong). Now he can move on to his History of Westeros and maybe, just maybe sell the rights to that too before he's done
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>>85862730
So who finishes the books after this fat dwarf dies?
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>>85863390
anita sarkessian.
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>>85862864
Dany dies sacrificing herself to kill the night king
Cersei chokes in a fire that destroys the Iron Throne
Jon is crippled and blind becomes hermit lives among the wildings beyond the wall renounces the throne
Tyrion becomes king and marries sansa they transition westeros to a type of democracy
That's the end of GoT
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>>85863810
Tyrion isn't a quipping retard in the books so why would he ever think democracy is a good idea?
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>>85863866
Because he's George's favorite character
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>>85863866
Because it's a happy ending George called >>85863866
it the most satisfying ending since lord of the rings
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>>85862864
Yes
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reminder that grrm's fetishes are
>8-13 year old girls
>incest
>breastfeeding
>anal
in that order
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>>85862730
Has anyone in literature history sold out as much as this man?

lmao this man is a complete embarrassment.
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>>85862730
>>85864297
hey don't forget all the descriptions we get of Danaerys shitting

You know I think the sexual angle might be relevant, he was clearly writing a fapfic for good chunks of the books, and he's too old and diabetic now to be getting regular boners. If fetishes are a major part of his writing process then it stands to reason it would be difficult for him now since he probably hasn't heard anything from the lower half of his body since Bush was in office.
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>>85862994
>connosseur of chocolate pucci
He is martin /ourguy/?
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>>85862730
GRRM could write a non-Ice&Fire novel in all this time he's goofing off
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>>85864476
Even JK Rowling finished her series before finishing the movies
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i'm a girl btw
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>>85862730
>Is there a bigger hack than grr martin
Probably only George Lucas.
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>>85864478
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>>85862730
imagine being his publishers

he hasnt put out a new book in YEARS
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>>85864825
tits or gtfo
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>>85863810
ok but WILL they???
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>>85862730
>Make a Fantasy series of your fetishes

in fairness this is standard procedure for writing fantasy
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>>85863810
>Tyrion becomes king and marries sansa they transition westeros to a type of democracy

but he's already married to her
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All of my main characters are authors from Maine. No pic, you know who I'm talking about.
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>>85864994
Wheel of Time faggot detected. Go back to your containment thread.
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>>85864476

Kentaro Muira literally fucks off for months every time a new idolmaster game comes out
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>>85864297
Fucking based
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>>85865024
fuck off, I never even made it thru Eye of the World.

and I was also thinking of Goodkind, Piers Anthony, Robert Howard, and pretty much every fantasy author besides Tolkien.
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>>85865084
>Goodkind
Objectivism is not a fetish, it's a politico-philosophy.
>Piers Anthony
Proven non-pedophile
http://www.hipiers.com/02aug.html
>Robert Howard
Normal male, not even sure what you're trying to say here.
>besides Tolkien
Now I think you must have just baited me. Well done, Wheel of Time faggot. Now leave and go back to your containment thread.
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>>85865084
>white men aided by short simpletons and a literal angel save the world from niggers and the industrial revolution

tolkien was literally about jerking himself off
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>>85865199
>Objectivism is not a fetish, it's a politico-philosophy.

tell that to Ayn Rand and her rape fantasies
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>>85863098
>>85863222
What's there to finish anyhow? Jon becomes Azor whatever, kills the nightking, and vanishes into the north after refusing to be king. Dany dies along with her dragons and reunites with Khal Drogo in the afterlife. Then Gendry marries Arya and becomes a benovolent king who leads the realms into the future. The last chapters are just describing the aftermath of the winter.

I get he might want to incorporate some gimmick twists but if you're not retarded it's not that difficult to bring this to an end.
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>>85865249
Normal female sexuality is not a fetish.
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>>85865279
>Then Gendry marries Arya and becomes a benovolent king who leads the realms into the future.

exactly what I wanted from when Ned told Arya that she'd marry a prince and become a queen and Arya said, "No, that's *Sansa*!"

too bad the show changed it to "No, that's not me."
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>>85865279
It's far more difficult than it sounds, at least for the fatman. He has awful habits like over describing, very long and unnecessary buildups and shoving foreshadowing and references all around.
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>>85865427
All of that wouldn't be a problem if he hadn't also bloated the cast to Jordanian proportions. I remember being shocked when I went back to A Game of Thrones and saw that every POV character was either Dany, Tyrion, or a Stark.
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>>85865427
Why doesn't he just create an outline or something? He doesn't even have to reinvent the wheel he just has to tie up what's already there.
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>>85865199
>Objectivism is not a fetish, it's a politico-philosophy.

Nah, Goodkind had some serious bondage fetishes, and haram shit going on before he went full on Rand nutjob.
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>>85865932
That was just an artifact of him copypasting wheel of time in true objectivist fashion. He's really pretty vanilla irl. He used to be an artifacts trader, he's well known in the artifact trading community.
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>>85865512
It's hard to do an outline. Just the complicated economics and tax policies of Westeros alone need a 1000 page thesis with appendices.
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>>85864960
Yes in season 7
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>>85862994
How can black men even compete?
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>>85865279
Didn't danaerys rant about how she was raped by Khal Drogo
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>>85867562
in season 7 she did
never happened in gurmverse
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>>85862994
COLONIZED
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>>85862730
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>>85864297
truly /ourguy/
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>>85862994
>Yezzan has yellow eyes and is so morbidly obese he can no longer stand, and is described as being large enough to make four of Illyrio Mopatis. He is sickly and cannot hold his water so always smells of urine that even perfume cannot hide. He wears Yellow silk tokars with gold fringe. He is obsessed with grotesques and often purchases slaves with physical deformities to add to his "collection". While overweight he is still shrewd and intelligent, a trait some of the other Wise Masters don't share.
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>>85865279
Arya will die and warg into Nymeria.
Book 1: "Before the spring thaw comes, they will find your frozen body with a needle clasped into your hands"
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>>85862730
Do you think he jerks off to the sex scenes in the show?
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>>85865039
Miura is a nip
He can't control his own autism
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>>85870030
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>>85870289
Of course, if he could reach.
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Reminder he already finished last two books, but has to wait till HBO allows him to publish it.
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>>85862806
Fpbp
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does anybody else think bran looks like robin shou?
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>>85864297
the order isn't the best, but I can get behind that
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>>85862730
>Writes his fetishes
>Stops short
>This makes him a hack

How do you know climax denial isn't his ultimate fetish?
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>>85872843
Bran is a cuter girl than Arya.
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>>85862864
/BOATSEX/
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>>85872843
who gives a shit, I hope he dies he's so boring
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>>85872654
Cmon now. You know he hasn't even started that shit.
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>>85864297
Damn he knows his shit.
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>>85867562
In the book, she was into it
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>>85867562
Women like to be raped
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>>85872654

was bran jerking of to sansa rape scene here?
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>>85862864
Should we meme the SJWs into fucking their nephews? Will they blindly follow anything that Dany does?
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>>85862730
>praised Ready Player One
No, there isn't.
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does he have any kids? because from everything i've seen and heard he seems primarily concerned with selling off his properties, rather than finishing them
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>>85864297
>>85864478
You guys are forgetting the most fetishistic part of the books, when he describes all the food at every feast in the books. There's no way he wasn't masturbating while writing Joffrey's wedding where they described different courses for like 6 full pages.
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>>85862730
fuck this fat jewish hack
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>>85883408
why are all jews so talentless? hollywood produces nothing of worth anymore and neither does (((tv series))) companies
GoT is shit
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>>85879670
Stop trying to get in bed with your aunt
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>>85881279
I think he has one
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>>85865039
>>85871854
>finally new chapters, last one in June
>WERE ON A BREAK TILL CHRISTMAS
godfuckingdammit
in 2019 its gonna be 30 years

at least hes just 50 and in good shape
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>>85885047
He has no kids when he dies his estate is fucked the corporate vultures will take his work probably make the tax policy
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