is this the most alpha man in television???

>>85857996

he was a beta that got pulled off the air by another beta

>>85857996
What movie is this from? I never knew Nick Cage played a retard. I must see this.

is sam hyde a jew?

>>85858047
yeah sure thing beta

By his own definition? Yes. But humans aren't a species that does alpha.

Their style of dangling cuts with what would normally be out-takes is genuinely unique, I hope they aren't kicked out of famousland forever.

>>85858192
>humans arent a species that does alpha

found the beta

So alpha he's still triggering ass pained libcucks after going off the air.

>>85858226
maybe you should watch the latest episode of Adam Ruins Everything on alpha males sweetie

So alpha that only fat kids on the internet think he's cool

>>85858192
What's this shit about "dangling cuts with what would normally be out-takes"? Post examples.

>>85858253

Dude, MDE is amazing. Who the fuck cares what their politics are? The show isn't all that political.

>>85857996

LITERALLY The Fountainhead

>>85858306

Their old stuff, where they'd continue showing scenes after several of the actors had broken character or ghosted, because it had a good gag. They didn't cut around it, or show it all at the end, it is part of the show. I'm not posting from a place where I can get the links quickly, sorry.

The more they did that, the better they were. DESU the new stuff isn't as good, but I think that's 90% because of the drama around their getting cancelled. They don't really need a budget, just YouTube and the stuff they had in 2014.

>>85858266
i already have you beta. that video means nothing if im 8 inches deep in your wife beta faggot

>>85858457

Traditionally the alpha is the one with the wives, and is the one who is 'cucked'.

The alpha is definitely not the one skulking around the edges of productive society spitting genetic material into anyone they can.

If we're going by chimps, which you seem to be.

>>85858306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qymOSNhI8Y0
15:52 "Oh he's a cop"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk_c5sJnZsU
Right after the 7 minute mark, they fuckin crack up because sam says some dumb ass shit


they do this a lot. more examples are in "The Prodigal Stunna"...and etc

>>85858542
that wont make your wifes pussy any less grease filled after work when your eatin her out 60 minutes after i nutted the hoe on your own bed faggot

>>85858266
Terrible bait

>>85858652
>they do this a lot. more examples are in "The Prodigal Stunna"...and etc

Yes sir they do.

Second best part of their whole act. First best - Chuck's rants.

MOON MAN XD

>>85857996
Sam's fun because I can laugh with him for making funny content, and at him for being a moron in real life.

>>85858652
How is this distinct from being unprofessional?

>>85861115

It's funny and consistent.

It might be funny but not consistent if it was unprofessional.

>>85861177
They could just be consistently poor. I recorded a lot of shitty improv with my friends when I was younger where we crack each other up and keep rolling. You do that if you're working for your own amusement, not for something you're putting out for public consumption. Being undisciplined is no achievement.

>>85861311

Their old stuff is not consistently poor, I'd say it's consistently 7-8/10, with 9-10/10 in some parts. It's a unique style I haven't seen before, but makes perfect sense for the same generation that produced anonymous.

They would really be better served now by returning to a lower budget model, they have the talent to make it, but they can't get into the industry by the front door any more. They have to just become and remain famous and prolific for a few years, and they'll be rich.

And yes, they were kicked off the air because of their (alleged) politics. Which is double bullshit because the SHOW IS NOT POLITICAL.

Where's my fucking book

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>>85857996
Yes.

>>85857996
>literally gave up the career he worked on for 10 years so he could continue posting racist internet memes on his twitter page
>seems pretty alpha to me
That's not alpha, that's pure millennial thought process right there.

>>85861665
Does he work at a Toyota dealership?

it's impossible to hold racist views and also be seen as intelligent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

>>85863133
Waste of dubs

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I guess all the extra testosterone he injests must add up.

>>85857996
>literally gave up the career he worked on for 10 years
you spelled "got fired" wrong

>>85861505
>hey were kicked off the air because of their (alleged) politics

False. Sam Hyde was whining on Reddit before the first episode premiered that the network wasn't letting them do what they wanted and they were probably going to get cancelled because nobody was gonna watch the show. Then the next 3 episodes, he also went on twitter to whine and bitch about the network.

He was cut because he was an unprofessional idiot, who on top of publicly whining about executives every night before an episode aired, named names which is something you do not do in the television industry.

If you take all of his behavior and remove it from the political climate and the election, it's very easy to see he still would have had his show canned.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alpha

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>>85858457
>a human being typed this unironically

I remember when we mocked unemployed people who spent all day on the internet.

If Chris-Chan had been discovered nowadays, the knuckledraggers here would celebrate him. OMG CWC SAID NIGGOS IS HE /OURGUY/????? LETS HELP HIM BE FASHY

>>85863667
>Sam Hyde was whining on Reddit before the first episode premiered that the network wasn't letting them do what they wanted and they were probably going to get cancelled because nobody was gonna watch the show. Then the next 3 episodes, he also went on twitter to whine and bitch about the network.
Pics needed.

>>85857996
He's absolutely based. Butthurt redditers can bitch about him all they want, he's got bigger balls than anybody who feels safe talking shit behind a computer screen. https://youtu.be/rbpNe_bMw7U

>>85858192
by his own admission he was a beta most of his life but is now "beta prime" or the alpha of the betas.

>>85863329
link me the sauce dad

>>85857996
god tier MDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYrwAxbkmY

>>85866666
this is why your show got cancelled Sam

>>85858192
Please go out and get laid Adam

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>it's a "/tvpol/ will defend unfunny sketch comics as long as they support their politics" episode

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>>85866666
quint 6s of truth

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>>85858192
>guys I watched that adam ruins everything youtube video I'm so smart

>>85858306
>axe body spray?
>you smell like a blowpop

>>85863133
Literally proven to be the opposite

>>85863329
>still posting pic obviously not him

>>85863133
isnt pattern recognition correlated with higher iq?

>>85858047
Battle of the Betas

>>85858306
The best example of this is in moms after nick yells at his "mom" and calls her a fucking retard. It's distinct from being unprofessional because it enhances the joke without being a laugh track. It's hard to explain but if you watch moms you'll get it.

>>85857996
Not when you have to beg a beta to get you your job back because you can't afford health insurance

>>85868088
So what? Correlation does not equal causation.

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>>85868108
>Still in denial about his faggotry

>>85868980
based

>>85863207
How the fuck do I get this color?
I want to bleach my hair but i want dometjing similar to this, like ironic blonde not some fucking SJW gray

>>85868109
>There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland (I don't know why they are going to Scotland) and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train (and the cow is standing parallel to the train). And the economist says, 'Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.' And the logician says, 'No. There are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown.' And the mathematician says, 'No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.'

>>85857996

fuck off sam

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>>85866666
Fuckin quints of truth I'm sorry I called u a faggot sam

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>>85858047

>>85868980
so he really sucked off a tranny?
i knew there was something wrong with him

>>85857996
I'm seriously beginning to wonder why we get so many threads about this deadbeat faggot. Is there some kind of sam shilling campaign going on?

>>85857996

No TV show.

Micropenis.

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>>85857996
>in television
nope

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>>85857996

>>85863030
He worked at a car dealership a long time ago, shortly after graduating from his very expensive, prestigious university.

>>85857996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5dxsWBU6g

WTF??? i thought he was /pol/?????

>>85865934
How do you know it was unironic?

he's so fucking ugly and autistic holy shit

let him fade to non relevance already

>>85863133
Of course you are only concerned with "being seen as" intelligent, you charlatan

>>85872887
I think he used to be a libertarian type but gradually became more right wing. That's of course assuming his current persona isn't some kind of 25-layer ironic performance.

>>85858047
fpbp

>>85863329
>I POSTED IT AGAIN!

>>85870528
>sneed's seed and breed

>gave up
He was canceled.

M

D

>>85863667
>Sam Hyde was whining on Reddit
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! SAM THE JEW IS ONE OF US!

E

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>>85858047
BTFO

>>85857996
>alpha

Getting cucked out of a TV show that didn't even last a season, blaming people other than yourself for getting yourself cancelled, and begging for others to pay your healthcare is the definition of alpha, yep.

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>want to get the school shooter shirt
>afraid it will take weeks for his fat ass to actually ship it

I am almost positive he's gonna do that thing from Kickstarter a few years ago where the dude straight up burned the rest of his stock cause he had no money to ship them.

Yep, alphas are usually broke.

Why is he so hit-or-miss?

Some of his stuff cracks me the fuck up, but some of it is just... ehhhhh. not funny at all.

>>85857996
>rips off Tim and erics humor
>bawws when it fails

True alpha