weebm thred
>>85851627
is there a jap gameshow where they don't bother with subtext and just straight up make the challenges about fucking?
>>85851627
>Just act clumsy, keep laughing and smash your face cutely against that pole covered in safety shite. It'll make the beta boys throw money at you.
>>85851699
>is there a jap gameshow where the-
yes
>>85851722
No one is throwing money at her. She's the failure laughing stock of her family.
>>85851627
>tfw no uncoordinated qt japanese girlfriend
Why even go on?
>>85851799
Semen then. Throw semen at her.
what's your favorite striptease webm?
>>85851627
very shamefur dispray
>>85851883
Not really a striptease but close enough
>>85851627
>tfw no retardfu
>>85851955
Gross!
>>85851627
>all those short stubby tree trunk legs
asian women are so gross
>>85852487
yes let's make this into a toku thread
>>85851955
>holocaust prank (GONE SEXUAL)
>>85851627
IT'S JUST LIKE MY LITTLE GIRL CARTOONS
>>85852630
You know it's a Japanese leather suit actor show when you see a well dressed cute girl looks worried
>>85852630
>>85852695
>tfw you've seen cummy cummy on her tummy tummy
>>85851627
>>85853992
wat is
>>85854020
Why does he wear the mask?
>>85854159
He's a dai otoko
>>85852630
>japanese """ACTING"""
>>85854210
>>85854246
Doesn't she love nigger dicks
Typical Irish slag
>>85854246
Damn potatoes
>>85853992
Is that a GWAR song?
>>85854292
you said irish twice
>>85853992
sauce
>>85854460
the source actually IS Little Sister.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5434870/
Leave Himetan alone
>>85854130
>>85854651
The kawaii should fear the tsuyoi
>>85851627
thefuck?
Why are there so many womans?
What is the ratio between man and woman in Japan?
>when you go to report cp but by sheer habit you almost click reverse image search and get yourself on a list
t-thanks muscle memory
>>85854947
>he's never seen an idol group before
>>85854977
the only thing you should do is immediately close the thread and unplug your PC
think about anything un-sexy because if you get a boner in the next 24 hours you'll be on the list
>>85855044
What?
Less people, moe money.
>>85851627
>girls who giggle when they get hurt
thisismyfetish.jpg
>>85854246
>come and dance with me, anon.
>>85855001
yeeaaaah... nothing sexier than a itchy wool sweater
this almost makes me angry
>>85855082
moe money indeed
>>85851627
what is worst nakamoto doing here?
>>85855204
What did she mean by this?
>>85855204
That dude's name must be Carlos.
>>85855148
Yeah, i really hate those fuckin sweaters.
>>85855201
level with me anon, was that movie ANY good?
>>85854369
>dat cockblocking
>>85855372
more like cockundocking
>>85855355
no
>>85855204
Sauce for the vid? Couldn't find it from a bit of jewgling.
>>85855503
>BIG wasn't killed he was cyberized
I KNEW IT
>>85855549
Delicious swede
>>85855524
>ywn hotbox a car with a woman's sweaty pusy smell
>>85851955
is that the girl from Not Another Teen MOvie?
>>85855524
>RyRy sex scene after the actual sex
Fuck you.
I need movies with cute japanese girls
>>85855685
RyRy is a prude
>>85855756
>literally a cartoon bimbo brought to life
>prude
>>85854295
I hate rape scenes.
>>85851627
>derrick rose goes in for a layup
>>85856429
It actually wasn't rapebut she was underage and he didn't know
>>85852487
WAIT A SECOND I RECOGNIZE THAT DANCE
>>85853337
What the hell is that?
>>85856623
Uh....SPD EMERGENCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x3o5d3WFAg
>>85856623
The current Sentai (Kyuranger) crossing over with a previous sentai (Dekaranger) and both happen to feature Rangers that are dogs
It was all to promote a movie (Gavan vs Dekaranger: Space Squad) that was a crossover between Dekaranger and a show from the 80s called Space Sheriff Gavan
>>85856591
Same show
(pls excuse my autism)
>>85856847
What's the budget on these shows?
>>85856897
Well they typically run for 50+ 22 minute episodes soooonot really sure
>>85856923
Why would you post that? We don't want that here and you can get your self in trouble for having it.
>>85856897
They used to be extremely low back in the day, now I'm not sure
Though they did have a powerup early on that was clearly held together with tape, so I assume it's still not that high
>>85857015
what was it
>>85857068
white skin
I will say that for this year's Kamen Rider they did an above average job with the special effects, helped to film it at night
>>85857106
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>85857295
>when you're literally some kind of super japanese ubermensch but still genuinely love playing heel on a kids show
Talk about overqualified
>>85856411
Is this from some new version of monkey magic?
>>85851627
WNBA tryouts are going about as well as last year I see.
>>85851627
embarrassing effort desu
>>85857705
Ninja Sentai Kakuranger
It's also got a really catchy theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiId-ynFRDw
>>85857894
>when she tastes your penis for the first time
>>85858093
Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
>>85858093
nicholas cage was just perfect for a Lynch film
>>85851955
This was my first DVD
>>85858023
>>85858149
how can it represent a symbol. Shouldn't it either be a symbol of his individuality or represent his individuality?
>>85854130
>why does it look like he still has it in hi- ohhh
>>85851627
I can't help but feel like she's falling into the basketball net intentionally to try and be cute
I know women dude, this is the classic "look how clumsy and cute I am teehee! :P" move. You can't fool me dude.
>>85851955
>that hair stuck to her lolipop
>>85858817
How the fuck did you even see that, are you a diabetic?
>>85858485
this probably seemed a lot cooler on the page
>>85854325
yes
"Have You Seen Me?"
>>85851725
wait did they rape him or just beat him up
>>85852487
wtf i came here to escape /m/
Take your kyuranger back to its containment board you savage
>>85859370
Nobody gets flipped onto their stomach for a beating unless it's a prostate beating
These weebums made me think of a movie. Can anyone help me remember a horror movie that was set in the russian countryside? It was at a weird old farmhouse I think. That's all i remember. Was on HBO or Starz or something late at night many years ago.
>>85859466
I'll do what I want
You're not my dad
>>85859072
I feel like every action movie feels that way. Most assuredly, the lower budget ones.
Almost started a new thread since the OP didn't use the actual word "webm"
Anons requested some webms of her since she in this film (it isn't a good film)
>TFW the werewolf footjob/rape scene some anon posted ages ago in a webbum thread is still the hottest thing you've seen in any of these threads
>TFW you even go and look the kino up to see the full thing after the fact
>>85862363
man I just fucking wish subtitles ever worked in xmedia
>>85862659
Learned a simple trick - make a new copy of a source using handbreak and burn in the subtitles. Then use Xmedia. works like a charm.
figured I needed one that included Hopkins and Ken K.
And that the last webm from this movie, which outside of car chase fans can be skipped.
>>85862784
thanks
>>85861275
those black frames cut in is some of the most annoying shit in film making
>>85862659
>>85862784
why doesnt subs work with xmedia? and how long does it take to reencode with handbrake
>>85863722
dunno
honestly subs seem to work fine with webm-for-retards, I don't love using it but it's probably the fastest way to go
>>85863621
agreed
>>85863722
Depends on the speed of your computer and how big the file is quality wise.
On a good quality file it does about 90 seconds for every minute of processing - and this is on a six year old rig.
>>85863997
I just set up a queue of movies that i plan to make webms and start before i go to bed, wake up and 4-5 movies are completed, and that will last me a week even if I am webming hard.
>>85855083
Movie?
>>85851699
yes:
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/slipnslideee.gif
subs on this one are fucked up
soz
>>85858242
muh heart
>>85856897
Somewhere around 20M yen (~$181k) an episode range. Real cheap shit due to how much is spent on CG and suits and set renting and shit like that.
Himetan is best Nakamoto.
>>85865030
>(~$181k) an episode range.
For comparison, Babylon 5, famous for being a cheap show, was 500k back in the 1990s
>>85863072
>Gina Carano will never put you in a rear naked choke until you nearly pass out and treat you like a rookie fighter right after it
Fuck you i didn't want to feel this feel
>>85865077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMf90m3gTmk
Eburibadi suta wan uei oh an so chekku messi... azu a mataa o fakuto don re....mmmm! So can you!
>>85858242
Holy shit, she's real
>>85858242
what did she mean by this?
>>85858301
My ding dong muddafaka
>>85865999
She's pantomiming her cosmetic surgery.
>>85858485
Extremelyfunmovie
>>85855355
sarah a cute
>>85866520
Gives great BJs too
>>85851627
>>85851627
>>85865999
>she
>>85851627
THAT LOOKS EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>>85854354
>>85854292
>>85854294
>>85855135
>>85854246
>ywn marry a cute, pure gaelig girl
https://youtu.be/HCjw8rXLfvw
Why live?
>>85867404
>>85851627
I need more of this, where can i watch some full videos
>>85851955
Imagine being DJ Qualls in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Eliza Dushku, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be DJ Qualls and not only sit in that chair while Eliza Dushku flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ELIZA DUSHKU LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of that one black lady from Road Trip coming straight out of the boonies in Nashville, Tennesse. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking DJ Qualls. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>85855654
>tfw you used to have your gf in the back seat of your car every day after school in HS
>tfw you still have that old junker in the barn at your parents' house for safekeeping
>tfw there's still some stains on the back seat from pussy juice, cum, and a bit of menstrual blood from that one time you said, "fuck it, let's try it" and it went horribly, horribly, horribly wrong and she ruined your pants, her pants, and permanently stained the car seat by gushing blood when she climaxed
>tfw you told your parents it was a soda stain
>tfw you used to sit in your car and have phone sex with her before bed every night for the privacy and because you could still smell her from earlier in the day
>>85852630
damn gooks really have trouble expressing
also all of their productions look so fake. Everyone's hair is too perfect and all the men are the exact same pretty boy
>>85855201
cool shorts
>>85858405
Dude's wearing the Auryn.
>>85867804
Links to subs, streaming, etc.:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=643286845
>>85867614
anon, what is the meaning of this?
please explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7Idz7BciA
>>85851955
ahh yes this american pie and others are essential late 90's early 2000's kino
>>85866654
FUCKING DELETE
>>85851883
Oh hey it's this anon again
SFW scenes are pretty lame but there are a couple that I like
>>85851955
>that fridge figure
LMAO
>>85858168
I feel like he should have been in a lot more of Lynch's stuff.
there so perfect you guys
>>85851725
name?
>>85861647
It can get hot in here
>>85861647
What does it say about me that I not only immediately knew the movie you were talking about but that I also have it on my pc somewhere
>>85869124
Where is this from?
>>85869224
alien covenant
>>85869224
Looks like the new Alien movie
>>85868666
They cover all sorts of popular music to try to encourage young Gaelics to keep the language alive.
But watch the videos. They're all shy, stiff, conservative lads and lasses.
The comments on most of their videos are their moms and dads going on about how proud they are of them.
Remember: Autism is in the Celtic blood. That's why they synergized so well with the Angles and the Saxons.
Germanic Autism met Celtic Autism and produced the Anglosphere we all know and love today.
>>85855072
>tfw you know you're on the list
>>85867889
Ok why does everyone hate Eliza Dushku?
>>85864397
Filename you complete and utter fucking retard
>>85869426
Based Judy Henderson
>>85869429
that's a pasta she was definitely a child hood crush from this and bring it on
>>85869493
Kek I know the pasta being referenced. Why does everyone seem to hate her though?
>>85854295
This is what CHAD does every night while you are on 4chan
fucking weebs get off my boooard REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85869684
>dat last frame
>don't talk to me or my wife's chick ever again
>>85869601
Shut it
why r japanese grils so cute
>>85869467
FRIDGE BTFO
>>85870143
Pretty clear where this anon's loyalties lie
>>85869111
file name
>>85854130
okay ill bite what movie
>>85869735
Good work Xander
>>85851627
>>85869429
It's one guy being a faggot.
>>85870646
lol, why are east asians so bashful and skittish and innocent-acting?
(it's fucking hot, of course)
>>85870646
>>85870716
is there JAV where innocent-acting, non-Westernized japanese cuties get fucked by white men?
I don't think I've ever seen it.
>>85869124
The whole crew was full of idiots tbqh.
>>85870716
its not
their culture is entirely based on overreaction
they literally say amazing to everything and everything is OISHII!!!1
>>85870769
Surely there must be, there's JAV of everything
>>85869124
watched convenant yesterday
holy shit it's so bad, people weren't kidding
>>85853992
thanks for posting this. I just marathoned it.
>>85870829
sauce
>>85870873
https://vimeo.com/146687239
>>85870829
you'd think so, but one of the common traits in JAV across the board is the men being unremarkable and kind of out-of-the-way / invisible (as much as that is possible while still engaging with the starlette sexually). The men kind of scurry in bashfully, quietly do their thing, and then duck out to the side.
Somehow I imagine the sensibility in JAV isn't conductive to a more assertive, masculine Western male pornstar being brought into this delicate little dynamic.
>>85870888
muh dick
>>85870858
I haven't seen this shit since I was like 6 years old.
>>85870974
Any japanese gameshows involve scenarios like this?
>>85871057
Is this what lesbian kino looks like ?
>>85871009
yes. the girl you posted is on a nightly show where they do shit like this all the time. i'm so mad because this cunt has been teasing for years, but hasn't yet made the switch over to AV. hopefully in another year or two.
>>85870657
now that makes sense
>>85871009
Some of these gameshows do in fact veer into porn territory at times. Like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MvmmUEvG3k
>>85871154
oh gosh WHO IS SHE? and what is the show?
>>85871009
The japs literally have incest waifu simulator shows. Their degeneracy knows no limits.
>>85871009
asian girls look like asian men. there, I said it.
>>85871203
The girl with the butt is Iiniku Ushijima I am pretty sure, camwhore who blew up big a long time ago now
>>85870923
I'd be more than willing to slam some tight jap pucc till it's pulled pork and I won't say a word.
t.white guy
>>85871186
WHY DO THEY WHERE THE MASK?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7JsChGTRU
>>85871260
oh, meant to post this pic
>>85870646
Is it true that in east Asia overly muscular, and other "tryhard" masculine traits (not that I agree they're tryhard, i'm talking by Asian standards) are seen as homosexual?
IIRC its why jap games always have skinny twink MCs and tend to shun muscular western MCs.
For Boko No Hero Academia, the author had to fight to have All Might muscular; he's based on US comic book heroes and we love him but Jap execs said no one would like "an ugly old man".
>>85871306
Well, the few times in like k-pop when they have some token "hot" white guy appear, he's always some really effeminate, slender prettyboy twink white guy, to the point of almost seeming asian.
>>85870923
Jap porn in general, even doujins, seems to revolve around the guy being a slob and the girl being hot. Its like a major jap kink and I just don't get it.
>>85851627
The funny thing is that girl obeys the rule of traveling more than half of nba players.
>>85871420
Yeah, I'm really trying to think of when this is ever not the case.
There are the 'harem' genre scenarios where girls all compete for the same guy, but he's always some total wimp, and his response is always virgin nervousness and a fearful attempt to avoid them.
It seems to me like the male archetypes in all these, JAV or anime, regards fantasies about females, comes from a place of collective low self-esteem. Like the guys just can't imagine themselves as that desirable or strong, so they always cast the male in these scenarios as wretched and phantom-like.
>>85871563
Think this is a hangover from utter defeat in the second world war?
I mean, Japs were (and still are, but not as insanely) obsessed with honour and truly believed themselves to be superior. To have called them jingoistic would have been an understatement.
Is what we're seeing really just the long reaching cultural impact of a crushing military defeat? An inability to view themselves as strong or overtly masculine?
>>85870374
Tampopo
>>85871639
Very possibly. Especially since honor and shame figured into this idea, and the shame of the defeat might linger in their self-impression.
>>85871203
>>85871231
I'm pretty sure that's Yuka Kuramochi. She's gravure and has a lot of teasing films, but has yet to take a dick, or pose fully nude.
>>85871639
>>85871693
no. the average Japanese man is fine and in tune with his masculinity. But he is constantly bombarded with media that tells him otherwise, like the west. dont get your info about japan from heavily infiltrated media.
>>85871762
confirming
am from japan
>>85871729
Yeah, appears to be her. Nice one.
>>85871762
Yeah, I mean I've seen plenty of confident, capable Japanese men. It's just the porn always seems to pitch them as weak and wretched. Weird.
>>85871805
Your post sounds like it was written by a white weeb
>>85870769
Yes and no. Black IR is more popular than white IR, and studios have been dealing with the same black talent for over a decade now.
But if you're interested in seeing white boys on japanese girls, check out Dandy-123. If I remember correctly, the entire film is white on nip.
>>85871826
she has a very nice lower half
>>85871826
she's one of the few AV-like girls I follow on twitter. she's big into games and horse gambling(the latter is very confusing to me for someone so young, but whatever)
i've been waiting so long to see her get fucked, or at least do some more revealing gravure work. I know her clock is ticking on how long she can ride the cute-girl routine, and the mountains of dicks she'll be sucking is just right around the corner.
Asians were made for white dick.Both the men and the women
>>85871826
cotton panties seem more common in japan.
>>85871826
>weak and wretched
Yeah, and Otakus are all shy and shut-ins, so go figure.
Asian people are generally less open. Even if you're confident.
>>85871926
>horse gambling is for old people
U wot
Well this webm thread sure went to shit.
>>85861647
One of the Howling movies?
>>85871891
indeed she does. she sucks at street fighter, tho. comical to see her go up against her followers in live streams.
>>85871954
It literally says "weebm", how could it even have been saved in the first place.
>>85871926
She's attractive in that kind of 'sexy / cute and plain at the same time' way, which I really like. A bit of plainness sometimes intensifies the sexiness for me. Much more attractive than a perfect 10, for me.
>>85871948
is it not these days? I went twice when I was in middle school with my uncle and grandpa, and remember seeing nothing but older people. this was during the 90s, so not sure if things are different now
>>85871962
I like her meaty crotch.
>>85872009
Actually going to the races it probably is, but I know plenty of 20 somethings who bet on horses and shit; like my entire team in the office is mid 20's and they all bet on horses.
>>85867889
very nice
>>85871992
agreed. and I once read she had considered cosmetic surgery for her nose. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it would upset me a great deal if she did.
>>85872032
indeed. I was going to post another meaty front, but we've hit the image limit. you should check out some of her videos if you haven't seen them yet. some nice shots of her in the tub wearing a very revealing swimsuit, and the vulva is zoomed in one looking very wet and puffy.
>>85854210
..........her face looks superimposed
>>85872087
Thanks, will check out.
121 posters... apparently /tv/ has mad yellow fever.
>>85859604
No way that fat guy fit in that VW.
>>85872285
fucking weebs on every board.
>>85872448
>posting on a Taiwanese Pottery Forum
Of course there are weebs
>>85851955
Where did she get the lollipop and the chewing gum from?
What bad writing.
>>85851725
BLACKED
>>85872448
At least there no anime webms or anime reaction pics
>>85858405
>being this JUSTed
>>85863072
euphoric
>>85870646
I can hear this silent webm
>EEEEEEEEEEEEH
>SUGOI
>>85867535
FOR YOU
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O
U
>>85871208
That sounds awful, those horrible shows. Which ones though? Which ones we talking?
>>85873072
>SUGOI
lol, totally. I've watched too much JAV.
they say it like every other sentence while gaping in amazement.
>>85871208
>>85873185
I too would also like to know what these shows might be, in order to not check them out.
make a new thread without weeb shit you fucking niggers
>>85873559
dumb cletus
>>85852576
/r/juicyasians
yeah...
>>85871973
good point
>>85869045
lucky bastard
>>85870646
DV-1166
You're welcome.
>>85870769
I replied to the wrong post. fuck.>>85875691
>>85864479
nice fx