Any films that deal with missing out on teenage love, parties and sex?

Documentary, starring OP.

>>85851354
superbad shows the dissapointment of expectations vs reality of high school parties

>>85851381

was going to post this

also

>missing out on teenage love, parties and sex

stop dwelling on that and instead focus on bettering your life now.

we're all gonna make it, brah

Crumb

>>85851354
No movie matched what my high school was like since I went to one of those shitty ones with metal detectors at the entrance

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>>85851404
>stop dwelling on that and instead focus on bettering your life now.
fucking this

>>85851436
Did they at least let you keep a falcon?

>>85851404
>we're all gonna make it, brah
doubtful

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>>85851436

>>85851436

Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift has a scene with a HS with metal detectors

>>85851404
What is the age where "you can't go back" happens

>>85851555
25

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>>85851555

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>lose years of my life from obsessing over the fact that I missed out on teenager love
>find out later that teenagers are physically incapable of feeling true love
>mfw

>>85851354
My biopic

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>>85851582
25 TOMORROW. JUST

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>>85851354 stop reminding me

>>85851555
28; by that point you can still better yourself, but it will always feel too late.

>>85851354
get the fuck over it you sulking special snowflake. tons of people had a bad time in highschool. you get over it and move on and better your life. fucking whiny babies on this website I swear. You were all probably pampered as children

>>85851582
>>85851729
There is still time then

>>85851777
Stop getting overly offended by everything sweetie

this guy has a point in terms of expectations vs reality >>85851381

But if you want feels.
>Ghost World
>Crumb

Ehh actually that's all I can think of.

>>85851404
Just b yourself brah.

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>tfw missed out on fun & relationships in high school but starting college this fall

Hopefully things will be better this time around lads

>>85851987
>Hopefully things will be better this time around lads
lel they won't

>>85851815
>at least 5 crying-shit posts daily
>Stop getting overly offended

Go to /r9k/ and blog about your miserable existence, faggot.

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>>85851620

>>85851987
Yeah I thought the same but just stayed in my dorm all day debating about whether a movie is kino or not

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>>85851777
>whining about people whining

I went to all boys schools so I had shit teenage years but it picked up after I turned 18. Never give up.

>>85852026
>he always had to eat the soggy biscuit
lol

>>85851729
this. used to be a drug addict so didn't go back to school till 25. now i am 29, balding, still don't have my B.S. degree and wage slave at lowes w/ no gf. rip

>>85852026
what changed to improve it

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>>85851354
>Any films that deal with missing out on teenage love, parties and sex?
Fast times at ridgemont high.

>>85851987
well, if you stay inside, play games, watch movies, and browse 4chan, things won't be different. You have another shot at enjoying the social side of school. Don't blow it m8

>>85852079
i imagine he was finally free of the sausage fest and started hanging out with girls

>>85852079
Puberty. Between 16 and 18 I went from being the shortest guy in class to one of the tallest, voice got manly, and I grew more confident over time. Stopped giving a shit about other people and focused on just doing my thing. I guess I got lucky too, but still.

>>85852143
>Between 16 and 18 I went from being the shortest guy in class to one of the tallest, voice got manly, and I grew more confident over time.
Started my freshmen year at 5'9". Over the summer grew to 6'2" at start of sophomore years. Was clumsy as fuck. Am now 6'4".

>>85851987
Only YOU can make the change you seek. Youll fail fyi

>>85851354
Try and beat me

>24
>only have $1500 in my savings
>dropped out of school in grade 10
>never went back
>withdrew from society and played video games all dau
>have super bad social skills
>barely any life skills or knowledge
>never played sports going up
>when I try to intergrate with society and work I then realize how badly I'm fucked up (from a socializing/ awkwardness/general skills perspective) and I usually fall back onto the NEET wagon
>Have addictive tendencies
>Get addicted to games easily
>Currently addicted to pot and I've turned into a dope
>awful relationship with virtually every person in my life

>>85852508
Do you use a bong by any chance? Smoke only joints and youll be less retarded

>>85852508
>never went back
>withdrew from society and played video games all dau
>have super bad social skills
>barely any life skills or knowledge
>never played sports going up
>when I try to intergrate with society and work I then realize how badly I'm fucked up (from a socializing/ awkwardness/general skills perspective) and I usually fall back onto the NEET wagon
iktf

>>85852508
>dropped out at 10th grade

Geometry wasn't that bad bro

>>85851555
The day you die you pussy.

>>85852508
>tfw did all that but tall and handsome so things fixed themselves

>>85851612
YOU BETTER HURRY

>>85851404
but im 5'6 and born with a cleft lip. The chances of me every getting a gf or having sex without paying is nonexistent so i have to cope with movies.

>>85851354
Most teenagers have acne anyway, why do you care so much about that part of your life?

>>85853294
MODS

>>85851354

my eventual biopic

>>85851987
Ive got 3 years on college, it wont, in fact it will be worse
>>85852026
Thats not a valid excuse anon, i went to one too, all my friends just found girls on other schools, there was an all girl school close to mine, people did just fine, of course i couldnt do it and never will

>>85851987

don't blow it like i did m8

>>85853294
DA FUQ

>you will never go back to the time when you had good friends, a strong social circle and was a chad teenager
>your brain will never recover from the 4chan induced autism and paranoid schizophrenia
Why even live?

Silver linings playbook brings forth similar feels for me

>>85853482
its not paranoid if the jews are real chad.

>>85851987
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh boy.

>>85852071
Finish your degree, get an MOS cert and at least York you'll get a half-decent job. Stop making excuses, stop berating yourself, just do it.

>>85851354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIyrd6G2790

>>85852079
I was tall but very small, muscle mass wise, during my teenage years. I only really started to develop muscle mass when I was about 21-22, I also grew a inch taller. Growing pains fucking hurt. Started getting out of the house more, got a series of pleb tier jobs, traveled to NZ, went back to school for the summer semester and somehow pulled out a 4.0... All that in just in two years. Ages 14-21 sucked balls, but 23-death will probably be a blast.

I'm also avoiding shitty kitchen jobs like the plague.

nah, my autism made me stressed out in social situations and getting drunk just meant blacking out and being told you made out with dudes

>>85854079
Yep. Any bachelors will help you in the long run. Yes, it's bullshit but you gotta get it. Also don't be so hard on yourself. You made mistakes but so have we all, just focus on the present and trudge forward. Don't look back.

>>85851555
never

how pathetic do you have to be that you ever think your life is over?

>>85851354
Alright, since OP is venting, I guess I'll share my HS 'experience.'

Back when I was in school, most of the local kids were heavily into the party scene. The local dealers were the kings on campus next to the athletes, multiple guys competed for the affections of plain Jane sluts daily, skater bros were arguably bigger bullies than the athletes themselves, and me? I was labeled the 'class runt' by this HUGE skater/stoner guy and was, unknowingly of course, forbidden to attend any local parties.

Not that I noticed of course. I was stuck with a bunch of grotesque losers, burned out nerds, and stoners so worthless even the other stoners didn't want anything to do with them. Due to being rather small, I was also a frequent target by the local bullies once the REALLY screwed up kids dropped out, and my shit tier friends wouldn't even bother. In fact, they'd turn on each other like wolves for ANYTHING. Money, pussy, absolutely shit job opportunities at Burger King and McDonalds... Fuck, as contacts they were shit as they wouldn't even help me get a job at their shitty Taco Bell.

Absolutely terrible. I was the school outcast and everyone knew it. Then I ended up becoming a NEET after graduation after everyone... Sort of sputtered and burned out. I also missed out on Teen love and the parties and the bullshit... But... I can't look back on those shitty years. I gotta focus on now.

Yeah, I'm a twenty four year old friendless loner chipping at a Associates degree and plan to transfer to a Uni somewhere, but at least I have that. I've been to Oceania, I have a good family, I'm starting to find self drive that I never knew I had. A lot of people are like you OP. A lot of my classmates were also left out of the scene. Many of my 'friends' dropped out.

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>>85851354
haha its not a big deal just get over it i sure did haha

>>85851612
GO OUT NOW PARTY WITH STRANGERS

seriously, get drunk first, then go to a bar, smile a lot it helps

>>85851987
It depends. If you weren't much of a partyer in HS, you're probably not going to be into College social shite either. But that's OK. Just keep busy, keep working, stay off Flakebook and get that BA/BS.

>>85851354
It's truly painful to know that I'm 23 and that I've missed out on ever having sex. At this point it's too late. I missed a rite of passage that nearly everyone experiences. If I ever pursued romance it would be obvious that I'm missing something. My only hopes of ever having sex now are through escorts, and that's too pathetic, even for me.

>>85855618
>I'm 23 and that I've missed out on ever having sex. At this point it's too late.
Ah to be young and putting sex on a pedestal.

>>85856824
It seriously is too late though. By now almost all girls my age have had sex with several guys. They'd laugh at me. I wish I had realized this sooner.

>>85856974
just don't tell them you're a virgin smartass

>>85857158
It would be pretty easy to tell.

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>>85851354
40 year old virgin

>>85857223
practice with whores dummy

>>85857223
how would you know? you're a VIRGIN

>>85857321
I couldn't bring myself to see an escort. I go on Eros a lot, but it's mostly a fantasy. I wouldn't be able to look my parents in the eye afterward. Plus, I believe that almost no woman would want to be an escort. It's exploitation in my eyes and I wouldn't want to cause suffering on someone. There would also be the risk of STDs. Condoms aren't that useful.

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>>85854431
Faggot

>>85857417
7/10
needs some polishing

>>85856974
>By now almost all girls my age have had sex with several guys.
Just hit up some uglies my man. They need some love too. You can't win the national title without winning state.

The whole "wild youthful experimentation" thing is largely a cultural narrative we've concocted for ourselves.

Don't get fooled by social media - people deceptively post things that aren't necessarily true. And don't be fooled by the "everyone's having sex 24-7" myth, this generation has less sex than any generation preceding it.

We don't do it as much as we talk about it.

>>85851987
>Tfw started college a virgin, lost virginity a month later and first gf (different girl) a month after that
Kino

>>85855618
I don't understand why you wouldn't just pay for pussy if you feel that women will pick up on your lack of experience. At 23 you better put the training wheels on if you're going to ride the bike

>>85857798
see
>>85857417

>>85857798
Sex is a pretty natural thing that just comes to you when you're having it. If you think you need to practice on hookers you're beyond hope. Its really not difficult.

>>85851555
You can never go back it doesn't matter how young you are, you just need to look forward

>>85857925
>>85857321
This is stupid. Living like that there's you might as well not do anything. Don't eat out because no one wants to be a dishwasher and you don't want to contribute to they're suffering. Don't put your trash out. Don't take a shit. As for the rest of it, I think parents would be more ashamed of their child if that child was an omega child then if he had to pay for some pussy so he could get the confidence/skill to pass on his (and their) genes. Truth about the stds though

>>85857798
Lost my virginity at 24, she said I was great and we continued to have sex for quite a while, never told her she was my first, she never asked. Practicing for sex does make you better, but fearing the girl will find out about your inexperience is just stupid

my 8 inches cock may have helped, or not, I don't know

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>>85858159
>i think your dad would be more proud knowing youre a weak ass faggot that pays for sex rather than a man who can accept his lot

>>85854482
>I enjoy lying to myself, see?

>>85858019
Yeah that's not really the point being made here is it.

>>85851600
they can feel my cock

>>85858248
At the end of the day your biological fitness doesn't care about what your dad thinks

>>85858250
My point is that you dont really need practice and thats what the one guy was concerned about. You need stamina more than anything. A big cock helps too.

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>>85851987
Good luck. College is whatever you make of it.

Also, most people didn't have a good time in high school. At some point you have to stop listening to our media narrative about sex and parties and fun happening between age 14-17. For most people good times were nothing more than a fantasy.

I'm 27, last weekend some guy started messaging me all this bullshit about some axe he was still grinding from ten years ago. He hates me, I'm a little bitch, I'm his nemesis. Thing is, I could not, for the life of me, remember who this guy was, so I just ignored him. He got back to it during the week while I was at work dealing with real, honest to god problems. I continued to ignore him because he can go fuck himself with whatever his issues are and I have more important shit to do. The point of this story is that high school is stupid and if you're still holding onto that shit ten years later you just sound like a deliusonal retard

>>85858290
I agree. I was commenting more toward if the person was anxious about the situation rather then the actual act.

>>85851987
I'd actually suggest avoiding relationships. College is a time to have fun not be tied down.

>>85856974
>>85855618

Please see my comment here if you think this is true>>85858232

I used to be so fucking insecure about it, never oppened up about it to anyone outside of anons here on 4chan (what probably just made it worst), I was a mess, taking many antidepressants and completely sure that it was too late for me, but it fucking wasn't, 90% of my problems were just in my head, I just need to convince myself that people were not judging my every move and try to have fun arround people.

>>85858290
>You can't be bad at sex

>>85858369
>pretending to be a girl online

why?

>>85858496
Not enough to not try

high school sucks dick
college is way better

>>85858496
You must be functionally retarded and autistic if you cant thrust your hips and tell if shes enjoying it or not.

>>85851404
I agree wholeheartedly, however it's a shame 14 year old pussy is out of our reach now.

>>85851354
>21
>chubby gook
>ugly face and buck teeth
>5 incher
>5'7''
>no close friends
>barebones social life
am i fucking JUSTed or what?

>>85851987
If I can do it so can you

>>85853226
Can't you get surgery?

>>85858642
Some people, once they realize she is not enjoying it, don't know what to do. That's called being bad at sex, but the other Anon claimed this doesn't exist.

>tfw had become basically the embodiment of a normie at uni
>had a gf, broke up with her, had casual sex with a hot girl i met afterwards
>had a wide circle of friends in close vicinity
>passed all my classes with good grades
>then I graduated uni and came home and all my friends are gone and everything sucks
welp

>>85858686
make a shit load of money and no one will care how you look

>>85857223
You wouldn't be a virgin after the fact breh, so by then it's irrelevant in your context.

>>85858686
>21
still young

>chubby gook
work out

>ugly face and buck teeth
not the end of the world, get braces if it really bothers you

>5 incher
below avarage, but many girls don't mind

>5'7''
See above

>no close friends
Get some

>barebones social life
Makeit better

>>85857534
>this generation has less sex than any generation preceding it.
Sauce?

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>>85858329
this

Also, the fantasy concept applies all throughout life. The only point to anything is the ones we create. This can either be depressing or completely liberating once you understand you can create (within reason) any life you want as an adult. You're only limitation is the social constructs you choose to subscribe to.

Remember: fantasies apply meaning to suffering. without fantasies, what we interpret suffering as just that. And we typically don't want to accept that raw and basic reality.

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>>85851354
>teen character sex scene
>saliva starts to taste metallic
>want to kms
Happened when I watched A Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time last night. Hit even harder when they revealed the girl character was 15.
>tfw didn't have any teenage experiences
>tfw still a retard with no personality

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>>85858657
>however it's a shame 14 year old pussy is out of our reach now.

I had teen pussy and it was overrated. I had a long-term girlfriend throughout high school and you're not missing out on much. It was fun, sure but I certainly don't look back on it thinking it was the best time of my life.

Maybe it's because I knew we weren't going to make it past high school though.

I think the true "pain" of growing up is realising that you could've easily been an alpha chad teenager just by telling girls that they were pretty (in a non-autistic way) rather than acting edgy and disinterested

Ah well, live and learn

>>85859185
I'm neither in a position of power to exploit young girls, nor am I willing to go to jail and have my sweet little boipusi torn apart by big brown cocks.

>>85859141
also please excuse my terrible grammar. I literally have no excuse

>>85851555
im 23 and have been experiencing this for 2 years

>>85859064

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/there-isnt-really-anything-magical-about-it-why-more-millennials-are-putting-off-sex/2016/08/02/e7b73d6e-37f4-11e6-8f7c-d4c723a2becb_story.html

There are sociological articles too but they're a little dry

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>>85851987
Kek. That's what I thought was gonna happen to me. I made zero serious friends last year, didn't talk to any girls except a couple from my high school and internship and that was just small talk. Didn't get invited anywhere or to any parties. People still ended up seeing me as the goofy weird retard, the same reputation I had in highschool for the people who knew me there.
You'll probably be fine if you're not a hard-wired autist though. One guy I talked to a lot said he wasn't social in high school but by the end of the year he had his clique at our uni.

>>85859141
You're right, dude. Also, regret is like a sack of bricks. In the words of Satan, "Just set it down." Everyone has regrets. "...if only I knew then what I knew now." It's a big waste of time. Focus on the future. You can actually control that.

>>85859315
14 years old are legal in my country, I still like grown woman only

>experienced having sex with my 15 year old gf while drunk at a party at her house

normalfag masterrace

>>85859436
Weirdo.

>>85859436
They are here too but you need the parents' permission or some shit like that.

I mean once I know how to pick up girls I can go to a different city and try, and then disappear I guess.

>>85858741
>they dont know what to do
Stop doing what you're currently doing and do something else. Its pretty straight forward.

>>85859540
why would you go to a different city just to pick up girls? Just use tinder next to a school

>>85859461
I was 16. It was my birthday and it was her present to me for us to swipe each other's "v-cards" as we called called them. It wasn't "hot" but actually really sweet and a bit awkward. It became hot later though when we got good at it.

>>85859343
>23
anon, do you realize that you have another 7 (seven) years until youre thirty. During this time you can better yourself and make the most of it. I say 30 because thats usually when people "settle down" or whatever

>>85859540
>I mean once I know how to pick up girls I can go to a different city and try, and then disappear I guess.
>a bunch of guys from where i live tried to do this and they got the living shit beat out of them by the local rich kids cause they don't want city boys picking up their girls

>>85859671
Seven years is nothing.

>dropped out of high school in the very first year, a few weeks in
>girls in my room even liked me but I was too stupid to notice and told myself next year would be better
>quit next year as well and the year after
>6 years of NEET
>turning 22 this october and threw all my teen years into the trash
>people/family expectations very high but I have no experience with pretty much.... everything
>have these really soul crushing feelings whenever I go near a school or see a young couple
man i wish i could just do it normally but 1. i think it's too late, 2. it's still just a chance it will be good and actually help me get over this (almost scary at this point) reaction to what I said earlier

>>85859674
>getting beat up by rich kids

bunch of pussies

>>85858708
i have had a couple and my face is still hideous and not symmetric, there is no hope.

>>85860613
>girls in my room even liked me but I was too stupid to notice and told myself next year would be better


Summed up my whole school experience, good thing I got to fuck two of the girls who liked me back in highschool, working on number 3

>>85851987
>tfw 24
>tfw left college
>tfw got a retail job
>tfw had sex with the 18 year old cashier twice
kino

>>85851555
When you fucking die

>>85860734
Keep telling yourself that.

Its never too late bro, my neighbor worked in a factory for 20 years and at age 40 decided to go back to school for computer science, dude has a great job now.

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>>85851354
Who cares if you miss out on it? It was fun but not some fucking transcendent experience. You can always fuck and date teen girls later in your life, unless you're ugly.

>>85859226
Thing is you got to experience it so you know for a fact, people who missed out on it will never know for themselves how unimportant it might be or whatever. Kinda difficult to get over when you grow up expecting much

I had probably some of the craziest party and drug experiences as a teenager yet no sex and love

>>85852508
Beat me

>24
>in med school
>30,000 in debt for each year of school
>only had a few girlfriends
>hate this medicine shit

Hopefully I make money

Does classical music move anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShB6BkGrk4

>>85860865
>going into medicine only for the money

Good luck anon

>>85851987
avoid roasties trying to find a bf during orientation

>>85860921
Is there anything else to look forward to?

>shit hours
>shitty patients
>shitty administrators
>lawsuits coming at you like flies

Yup just for the money. Plenty of people hate their jobs. I'll just hate mine and make money off of it

>>85860726
I forgot to mention that I accidentally fell in love with her and she just wanted to hook up because her bf was being a dick to her. Now I want to kill myself every time she casually sends me a snapchat or text.

>>85851354
Adventure Land

>>85861023

You sound like a cuck

>>85861019
are your grades good?

>>85859299
So true...

>>85861019
true but if you are in it for the money there are plenty of other careers that pay well without requiring so much time + debt.

>>85861065
Solid. Why?

>>85861145
Not as money that are as secure and as sure to make you money. Sure business and economics can make you more but they can also leave you poorer than a Gambian shoe salesman

>>85861226
just curious

>>85851987
>be me
>HS drop out
>spent all my time smoking weed and spending 13-14 hours a day on the computer
>had a few jobs from 16-23, most of them would only last 3 months max before I would get lazy and quit.
>tried community college twice, failed all my classes by the 2nd semester each time from not showing up anymore wasting my parents money
>moved out when I was 21, needed my parents help every few months to stay afloat, burnt through a savings account they made for me from my grandparents inheritance, all because I was too lazy to keep a job and wanted to play games, chat and watch movies/shows on the computer all day
>moved back home, tail between my legs, failed community college one last time and finally joined the Navy to save myself from eternal NEETdom.
>Got out after five years and am now married, two kids, big house, good career as a nurse and working on a master's in Nursing management.

I was the definition of a fuck up, but I didn't let my depression or addictions get the best of me. You have to choose to make the change. It's not going to be comfortable at all, it's going to suck for the most part, but after a few years of suck it is a billion times better than living life through a computer screen.

>>85851354
dude it's literally fucking nothing. okay high school crushes are kinda cute, but the other shit is overrated.

>>85853294
huh????????

7what the fucka is sthtias?????????????????

>>85862288

>be me

Kill yourself, you disgusting fag-master.

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>>85851612
HURRY

>>85851354
>teenage love
it literally doesn't matter, once you are balls deep in some 20yo it's no issue

>>85851444
thank u hommeposter

>>85851555
never

>>85851555
you can go back to rëddit any time

>>85860865
You're young and in med school. You're doing better than 99% of the population

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>>85858657
my only regret desu

>>85851354
Gonna have to side with >>85851381 . That's why the movie is so memorable and holds up; instead of being an all-out party, it's a bunch of inexperienced awkward teenagers at a party or two. McLovin is the embodiment of a parody, while the other two are reality.

I don't think a movie will have a more real "friends splitting up" ending tbqh.

>>85851987
It will be fun. You'll meet people, get a good amount of action, and probably gloat about the drugs you've experimented with. Then the anxiety starts to kick in once you see your grades. Might get a couple D's, but at least you passed. Then you crack, and will drop out after a couple semesters. Reason being you are too lazy or just not enough funds. Too lazy will be the 100% reason, though.

>source: me and plenty of people i know

>>85859299
this hit me right in the feels man. too true.

>>85865510
me, only without the meeting people and getting action but all the anxiety and dropping out.

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

>>85856974
Bruh I literally just lost my wizard powers a week ago to some chubby chick I work with out of the blue, just before I'm hitting 24. We got drunk, we hooked up, I didn't say a word about experience, and somehow still managed to get scratches all over my back. It's not too late, believe this anon who made it. The real problem is the feels that come after the realization that somebody actually does care enough to embrace you but you still can't figure out why.

>>85851987
College is a blank new slate, but chances are you'll let yourself slide back to what you were before if you were what was thought to be a "loser" in HS. Just work your GPA, and network by being nice with people, but don't expect the "muh I'm becoming a chad in September xD" shit.

>>85859146
>>tfw still a retard with no personality
Ouch that hit hard.
>tfw the most things people can say to describe you is that you are "nice and quiet", ie. a fucking uninteresting cunt that doesn't like drama
Fuck me.

>>85851404
fuck off asshole Chad I never got to have sex with a teenager as a teenager and now I'm doomed to lust over teenagers for ever in a creepy pitying way

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>>85859146
>>85868300
you guys are fuckign killing me

the saliva thing happens to me, too ;_;

>>85851409
>>85851833
Crumb the documentary?

>>85851987
I'm in the exact same situation and I know nothing well be better. Loser faggot in high school loser faggot in college.

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>>85851987
>Enrolled in college for this very reason
>Can't drive
>Not living on campus

How fucked am I?

>>85861019
>shit patients

Dealing with people for work is so fucking awful. Had a job for 9 months doing customer service. I never realized how much I hate most people.

>>85852143
>>85852207
Nigga fuck y'all I'm 5'4

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>28 khv

>>85868612
Recent dropout, nothing changed for me either. If anything it got worse. honestly fuck me for thinking I'd change lmao

Who cares about these faggot ass stories? Where's the movie recommendations?

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>>85868554
>>85859146
Your bodies have evolved past women to the point your saliva starts to simulate the taste of pussy when aroused.
It's a shame this interesting mutation will not be passed down to future generations.

>>85851354
Crumb

>>85851381

what the fuck? 2 of the 3 main characters who were supposed to be "losers" hooked up with the hot girls

>>85868977
No I'm more attracted to men than women so that's not it.

>>85868501
There's nothing special about having sex with a teenage girl, in fact the sex is almost always bad. Are you sure you don't have any deeper unresolved issues from your adolescence? I had that too for a while, Jordan Peterson's self-authoring program helped me to work it out.

>>85868850

listen, take it from me, i didnt lose my virginity until i was 19 so you could call me a late bloomer as well. what girls dig the most is when a guy is genuine, when he allows himself to be vulnerable. alot of guys misinterpret being "confident" as being an abrasive asshole. NO! allowing yourself to be vulnerable is true confidence. but above all, just be yourself!!!! i cant stress that enough

my diary desu

but I made up for it in college. go to college you self-pitying fucks REEEEEEE

>>85869092
nice shitpost, made me laugh

>>85869232
nah I think I'll just stagnate till I kms in a couple years lol like really there's no point. good on you for making up for it though.

>>85869072
>Are you sure you don't have any deeper unresolved issues from your adolescence?
like what nigga

>>85860865
kek, your going bald before reaching good paid job

>>85851354
PArties are gay without the other two stuff you mentioned. You just sit there getting ignored and rejected watching girls hit on attractive guys.

I'm honestly less depressed staying home than being the loser at a party

>>85860821
You hit the nail on the head in terms of describing what makes people so hung up on stuff like this. I was pretty autistic and socially retarded in high school, but I was friends with some cool girls so I got to go to a lot of their parties. I think that made it even worse for me cause I got to see firsthand how much fun all the chads had, how many close friends they had and how easily they pulled girls. Meanwhile I had to get really drunk just to work up the nerve to talk to anyone and then I just embarrassed myself. I made out with a few average girls in high school but never got further than that.

When I got to uni I started gradually getting less socially retarded and after a while I was able to fit in with the chads and lose my virginity. The best thing about this wasn't finally getting what I wanted, but realizing that what I'd spent all my high school years longing for was actually pretty average, and how silly I was for putting such basic stuff on a pedestal like that. I think when you're a teenager it's really easy to get hung up on stuff like that due to the way your brain is developing, and it's important to resolve that stuff so you can move on to more important things like bettering yourself.

>>85851987

I reinvented myself and lost my kissless virginity within months of being in college and became normie as fuck and mildly popular (to the point where people would comment about how I seemed to know everyone). Not naturally, but because it was my goal so I put quite a bit of effort into it.

Most important piece of advice I'd have to give is to force yourself to be social and take the initiative to start convos or meet people (kinda taxing if you're an introvert, but it has to be done). It's all a numbers game because the more people you meet, the more social events you have access to, the more friends of friends you meet, and the more likely you are to meet people you actually click with and will hang out with when things die down a bit after the first month and people settle into their groove. It's easier in the first couple of weeks because everybody else is in the same boat and social circles haven't formed yet. Early on I even gave myself arbitrary goals of meeting, let's say, at least 5 people in a day (which I usually exceeded by quite a bit), just so I avoided the temptation of just waiting for opportunities and sitting around going on my computer.

People are way more accepting than I thought they would be and you can get away with a lot more than you think you can in terms of what you think might be weird/awkward/too forward/etc.

And when you're surrounded by normies, you become more normie yourself. College is like the hyperbolic time chamber for gaining social skills.

>>85869618
Any sort of emotional hang ups. Sex is just a physical thing. For me I had no idea who I was in high school and I spent the entire time trying to emulate cooler kids which led to some deep identity crisis issues. Even after high school ended I felt a compulsory need to go back and re-do it for a while I n order to correct those issues. I was able to sort it all out though.

>>85869858
You're totally right, college is when you realize that 99% of people are actually really chill and easy to talk to, even the ones you thought were way out of your league in high school. I don't know if high schoolers are actually more judgmental and intimidating, or if it only seems that way because of how self-conscious and emotionally heightened you are during those years.

>>85869867
>Any sort of emotional hang ups.
No

In my high school days I was in every single party and pretty much the life force of those parties.
Funny thing is I was autistic around grills though. Weird..

>>85851354
>Was a literal chad from grade 7 - grade 9
>Became baby chad in high school because of how much more harder the competition became

AMA

I did sexual stuff with 8 different girls throughout my school years and lost my virginity at 15

>>85851404
top jej

>>85870342
tell us your hottest story from that period

>>85870009
In high school we are a mess of hormones.

>>85870313
Plot twise: you're genuinely autistic, you imagined things; everyone regarded you as a fucking weirdo.

>>85851354
You aren't missing anything. Most of the "cool"/party kids I went to school with are either fat, divorced, college dropouts, or got DUIs.

>>85851436
There's that movie about the teacher made by the director of Commando, Mark Lester

>>85870373
Hottest thing I ever did in my school years? Lol.

>Grade 9
>I'm 15
>Good buddy is having me, his girlfriend, another good buddy and 2 girls he is good friends with over and we're going to drink
>FYI. I was naturally super flirty and good with girls in school. These 2 girls at the party were also girls I would have considered friends in grade 7 and 8. But we all had different classes in grade 9
>Anyways, my single friend goes home around 11pm, and my other buddy goes up stairs with his girlfriend
>It's just me and the 2 girls hanging out and chatting
>Sitting on the couch and I tell the girls "we should play truth or dare"
>They love the idea
>We play the game for a little bit, it's all flirty and stuff. Nothing serious. Just fun and giggles
>Then a few minutes later, one of the girls says to me "dare" and I say "I dare you to make out with Cassy for 5 seconds"
>They both laughed and looked at each other like "haha oh man we're about to do this"
>And I just kept saying to them "C'mon, do it, just 5 seconds"
>And they did
>Then it was my turn to do a dare, and one of the girls dared me to suck on the other girls tit
>We all laughed like it was a joke, but we all were serious about it at the same time
>I looked at her in the eyes and I could tell by her expression she was okay with me doing it. So I lifted up her shirt and bra and started sucking on her tit and she started laughing and then she pulled her shirt down. It lasted all of 7 seconds maybe?
>My dick was diamonds at this point. I was so horny that I walked up to the other girl and I just started hugging her and she hugged me back. I was closer to this girl than the other one
>We started dry humping, like the mood went from all fun and laughs to hot and serious. We dry humped for a bit and made out and I put my hand up her shirt and felt down her pants and she felt down my pants and I remember she squeezed my cock with her hands and it felt fucking amazing

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>>85851987
Print this fucking thread out and stick it onto your wall or you will regress into what feels "comfortable" (being a loser) after 1 week.
I wasted 5 years at uni and am still a virgin. Don't make the same mistakes.

25, delivering pizzas, Comm degree (kek), should I go back to school guys? I have no debt and nothing to really lose. Ive been thinking about maybe getting into tech (network security or digital forensics) anyone here with those jobs? any advice?

>>85871282
become a fire fighter (bitches love firefighters)

>>85851555
Day when the law states that when you nut in a 15 year olds tight pussy that you will spend atleast 10 years in jail.

>>85869736

Exactly, if I rarely talked to people in class (at university and school) then how could parties have solved anything.

For some ugly betas there is no hope

>all this gloating from the resident normies

Disgusting.

Being ugly is depressing, idk how ugly people make it without money.

>>85851514
ITS ONLY MONDAY!

>>85859146
>green eyeballs

>>85851354

Juno so you realize all you're missing out on is retarded drama

>>85851436
That's what you get for being a negro

>>85869050
gay

I have 7 years until I kill myself.
I have no education or job experience, where do I start.

>>85871031
>I just started hugging her and she hugged me back. I was closer to this girl than the other one
>hugging her

>gets friendzoned
>calls self "Chad"
Hmm something's not right.

>>85851436
>with metal detectors at the entrance
Jesus christ, which country do you live?

>>85869092
>>85869308
Considering it's game of thrones season, and this board is flooded by not just any kind redditor, but first timer on 4chan redditor, it's quite likely you're replying to a meatflap who unironically believe this.

>constantly depressed since kindergarten, where I was constantly bullied
>bullied in high school
>no friends at college
>very ugly, fat, terrible personality, weird accent
>of course KHV at 25
>keep telling myself everything will be okay
>recently I just gave in to despair and have had suicidal thoughts for the last week
I just don't care anymore, my life is shit, and either I will kill myself or I will conquer my depression. I'm tired of always deluding myself into thinking things will get better.

>>85860865
I beat you
>24
>finished med school in mexico
>finished internship
>still fucking hate medicine

On the plus side i have no debt

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>tfw being in your 20's is better in every way than being in your teens

movies for this feel?

>>85851777
>how dare you be sad fuck you reeeee im a normie reeeeee i dont have empathy for you reeeeeeeeee im edgy reeee

>>85874488
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

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>>85872319
>>no friends at college
>>very ugly, fat, terrible personality, weird accent
>>of course KHV at 25
>>keep telling myself everything will be okay
>>recently I just gave in to despair and have had suicidal thoughts for the last week

Its like you are me. Except im pretty good looking, normal body size, good personality and normal accent.
At least you can improve yourself for a good amount and see where that takes you.

My only goals in life atm is to get through the week and drink a vodka bottle in the weekend, watching kino´s and shitty anime.

>>85875622
>It's like you're me, except you're not like me

>>85875667
Those things can be changed to match me.

>>85867935
don't get comfortable with that realization buddy

>>85851555
Idk wheb I was 23 I got a 16 year old gf and her parents were cool with it. And we wend to movies, made out in empty parking lots and just layed in bed together felt pretty quaint

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>>85851987
That's what I though too, I got a haircut, better clothes, tried to change my attitude and here I am starting 3rd year this September in exactly the same state as I left highschool (I don't mean just being a kissless virgin, I'm also still completely friendless, even more bitter, in worse physical health and depressed)

> sexually abused by older "friend" when I was 9
> fucked up my sexuality, got scared anytime someone showed interest in me and never showed interest in anyone else because I thought they would feel the same
> finally shake these feelings off (somewhat) by 20
> completly sexually retarded, can't even tell if I like someone or not, never feels strong enough to warrant the reactions other people have, but hole of not having anyone to be close to (sexually or no) is maddening
> only ever orgasmed 4-5 times, all in wet dreams. Don't know how to Masterbate. I know *how*, I just don't know what to think of.
> still can't bring myself to initiate anything, just copy what they do to me, let them escalate it
> closest I've gotten to anything is cuddles sleeping with someone (as in litterally) and kisses on neck/cheek and they are best memories of my life

Thanks for reading anon's shitty story about his lame life.

>>85876815
Did you partake in student activities? Talked to classmates? Go to student bars?