srsly guys. i need to become a film snob fairly quickly. what are some movies/notes/articles i can read to at least put up the pretension of knowing something about movies/film? pls, this is important.
>turn NEET hikki
>browse /tv/ 16 hours a day for at least 9 years and watch EVERYTHING
>>85843667
But /tv/ is just shitty generals and capeshit?
>>85843720
thats only what it looks like when you're a pleb who isn't looking for the good threads inbetween it.
Are you Jeremy in that episode of Peep Show?
>>85843667
>>85843789
100% this
>>85843601
I bet her cleavage smells like strawberries.
I need to do pushups until I can't feel feelings anymore.
>>85843720
>capeX
>retarded word with k that means cinema in german
people are so retarded with their terminologies on this board, its driving all the intelligent people away.
>>85843895
>>85843601
This. Do not use the term "kino" unless you're describing the lighting unit.
>>85843601
>generation pleb. only concerned with the appearance of knowledge.
hello plebbit.
watch story of film: an odyssey and listen to the SYSK podcast "Films that changed filmmaking"
>>85843601
take a film class
>>85843601
Just name drop Tarkovsky, Bresson, Renoir, Bergman or any other director you know of that makes you sound like a cinephile.
Or a better idea would be to not pretend you know anything about films when you don't