Mummy fans get in here. I want to discuss whether we like this reboot or not.
>>85842590
Hnnnggg
>>85842590
it's disliked pretty much everywhere so 4chan likes it.
>>85842590
giv mummy gf
i want to breed the mummy
can someone please post the picture mummymommy in chains where she looks t h i c k af? forgot to save it
forgettable.
except the part where the book of the dead makes a cameo for no reason than to shit on the previous movies a bit more.
Had me seething.
>>85842875
>those tubes
I can't fap to this.
>>85842875
her eggs dried up like 5000 years ago m8
Tom cruise becomes a god.
Just another Scientology flick.
Move along, everyone.
>>85842909
Is it this one?
I LOVE HERRRRRR
>>85842590
>reboot
I just finished it. Seemed more like a mummy movie that has nothing to do with any previous franchises or movies. Just like how there's several mummy movies. I just think they should have named it something other than "The Mummy".
>dat pacing lag when introducing Hyde's labo
Fairly good movie though.
>>85842590
If its a 10/10 in rotten tomatoes we don't, if its anything below 6/10 we love the movie and fuck the normies for not being able to grasp its depth.
/thread
>>85843395
Unless they gave her a hysterectomy when they mummified her, she technically would still have them since she wasn't that old when she "died".
>>85842803
aww i want a little mummy gf
>>85845192
Well, what would you do?
>>85845192
>ywn be tickled by mummy
>>85842590
she's literally a qt yandere monstergirl and that faggot chooses the blonde over immortality and eternal life with the mummy
I refuse to watch any more than I've seen from trailers and webms, sounded like a fucking trainwreck of a movie anyway.
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>>85845556
I would turn every living being into dust then bring them back and do it again, for her~ my sweet perfect mummyfu
I LOVE MUMMY
SO MUCH!
>>85842590
this thread is not actually discussing the movie
MOOOOOOOODDSSSSS
>>85846578
>Complains that no one is talking about the movie
>Instead of getting the ball rolling he yells for mods
You don't actually care about the movie or discussing it, you just want the thread gone.
>>85845192
What fucking magic potion is Tom Cruise on? He somehow wiped away his aging again for this movie.
>>85847166
It's call digital de-aging and Hollywood would rather not talk about it
it's ok
>>85845255
that blond cunt LITERALLY grabs the book of the dead form the first movies to smack some rando in the face and run away.
Talk about JUST
>>85843262
Don't worry. I got us both covered.
i love how dracula untold was going to be part of this monster movie SU but it wasnt good enough so they started over with this POS movie ... lmao nothing at all like green lantern and MoS
It's a pretty good horror/comedy/action blend for the first two acts. The plane scene is fucking fantastic. But the second Russel Crowe appears, everything falls apart, including an awful climax to the whole thing and an underwhelming "final standoff".
You can tell they had something really good, but then they tried to finaggle in the whole "DARK UNIVERSE" kind of thing.
>>85845192
why korean subs
>>85848966
he probably made it before the latest rip came out
>>85848896
Dracula Untold wasn't even that bad
>me on the left
>embracing my nervous mummy waifu
sucked ass
even mummy 2 and 3 was better than this crap
>>85842590
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>>85846108
Do not open, mommy lewds within
>>85842590
>no Brendan
Into the incinerator it goes.