B...but we turned the lead character black
Please upvote my analogy of dark tower and black dick before anyone else. Thanks
Not everything is about your boring identity politics.
>>85838691
Lefties BTFO
>>85838691
deadpool 2 is next
>getting pushed out the media
>getting pushed out of education
>getting pushed out of the arts
Mass SJW suicides coming.
>>85838805
I take it you've not seen the state of Sony pictures recently.
For the record, the miscasting is only the most obvious one of the many mistakes, not the worst by a long shot
>>85838691
>dark tower is clearly a penis on the movie poster
Oh gee another movie about toxic masculinity written by a WHITE MALE is bad even with a black washed main character. You can't shoehorn in diversity. It has to be a central theme of your movie.
The character skin color choice doesn't matter at all outside /v/, but apparently this movie is just bad.
Am I the only one who doesn't even like Idris Alba that much? He was great on The Wire and disappointing in any other thing I've seen him in
>>85839795
Since normies don't like Denzel anymore he's the best serious black actor in Hollywood so of course he's everyone's go to.
>>85839757
It matters to anyone who wanted a faithful adaptation to the book. There were major plot points about Roland being white in the novels.
>>85839757
>The character skin color choice doesn't matter at all outside /v/, but apparently this movie is just bad.
oh sweetie you are so naive
>>85839795
No one likes him, he's a meme.
>>85838805
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>>85840449
dos scoopos
>>85838805
You have to go back.
>>85840062
Post said major plot points
>>85840559
His entire relationship with Susannah and her Detta personality, the latter of which is a really, really pissed off black woman that hates white people and actively works to sabotage him throughout the first half of the storyline
>>85840559
There's Susannah dean being a white hating Black woman with MPD whos other personality hates Roland for being white.
>>85838805
fuck off to reddit if you don't like it
>>85840617
>>85840656
Maybe they wanted to mix things up so she hates blacks now
>>85840827
based
When even the (((race))) that spends most of its free time fantasizing about torturing and killing white people doesn't like this movie, then it must really, really fucking suck.